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ladycibia · 8 months
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it howls for theeeee
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kamensummerpowa · 1 year
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-don't copy or repost without credit-
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elythegardeningbard · 2 months
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The Asskier Chair
For those who don't know me well here, I moved in last year in my new home with my two children. I had been living with my parents since the beginning of the divorce proceedings so of course, when I moved in, I had basically nothing.
My parents offered to look around a few places, thrift stores and such, to help me fill up the place and this is the phone call I received from my mother (translated from French):
Mom :"I found you a chair"
"Okay"
Mom : "It's 80$. But you need it"
"I don't see how I would need an $ 80 chair..."
Mom: "You don't understand. There's a bard on it"
"A bard..? On the chair"
Mom: "Well exactly, on it yes. Actually... You sit on his face"
"..." Confused
So she sends me the following pictures
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And of course I bought the Chair and of course, Twitter decided via poll that it would be names Asskier
Apparently, my dad was not impressed and he told my mom I wouldn't want it because we sat on his face.
Mom "Pretty sure it's the main reason Elias will want it. It's pretty gay"
Here's a more current picture of Asskier, living its best chair life in my living room
Near My lute and the Fireplace
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abc-ok · 1 year
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lemme hold them 🤲🏵️
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islenthatur · 1 year
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Look we all know Jaskier is basically the same size as Geralt, and very much made of muscle. He'd have to be because Geralt gets hurt more times than Jaskier is pleased or comfortable with, and well someone has to pick Geralt up off the ground and carry him to Roach/Camp/Town.
Geralt knows this of course, he just forgets because Jaskier tailors his clothes to hide the muscle.
But... but his brothers don't know.
Geralt takes extreme pleasure in watching a very reluctant Jaskier tossing Lambert with barely any effort...
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finleycannotdraw · 1 year
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interdimensional geraskier convention?????
from left to right: hexer geraskier, book gerlion, netflix geraskier, and game gerlion
colored about half of it on a discord call and the other half trying to ignore my family who had just arrived
closeups under the cut!
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misscalming · 6 months
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"Jaskier wasn't gay/bisexual in the games!? Netflix can't make him gay that's woke garbage"
You did not just do Games "flirted with a straight cross dressing male elf" Jaskier dirty like that. I'm not making this up Geralt has to hunt down all of Jaskiers girlfriends to find him and one of them turns out to be a male elf who changes into female clothes and Geralt is like "soooo...... What did you guys-" and the cross dressing elf was like "we just talked after I rejected him cause I'm straight" I will find the book with all the poems about Jaskiers partners that he wrote. I'm sure the one about the cross dressing elf had a dozen sexual innuendoes
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georgies-ftts · 10 months
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All that budget and they decided on making Jaskier look like he’s flat ironed his hair to his scalp???
justice for Joey Batey and all the grand things they could’ve done
at least he’s got his eyeliner😔
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chipkoy · 2 years
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them🍃✨
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dramaticqueerio · 11 days
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I’m not saying I need Jaskier in every episode, I just wouldn’t be against it.
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tepidti · 1 year
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you're nothing, you're less, you're broken, a mess.
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ladycibia · 2 months
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another day, another Jaskier
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kamensummerpowa · 1 year
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Thirsty Jaskier 👀 -don't copy or repost without credit-
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bardcore-jaskier · 1 year
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♡ Joey Batey sword fighting ♡
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I've been reading witcher!Jaskier fanfics on AO3 lately and I'm one of those people who have a very active imagination so I have no trouble picturing Jaskier fighting with a sword. But I recently came across a TikTok video where someone said that certain people are unable to visualize mental images, it's a condition called aphantasia. So I made the second gif for those who might need a little reference to go off of when reading fanfics. + Even if you don't have aphantasia, it's still a very entertaining concept to feast one's eyes upon!
If you are wondering where I found that clip, it is from a compilation of Joey Batey's scenes in Knightfall on YouTube:
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abc-ok · 2 years
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I'm actually on vacation but I can't STOP draw this.....
rapunzel au
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islenthatur · 2 months
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A little idea where Vesemir and Jaskier are friends and basically Penpals over the periods where Jaskier and Geralt have to split for a) A tough hunt, his brothers need help or b) Jaskier has a bardic comp and or is summoned to a court... and well they just talk and share their frustrations about their Witchers and their idiocies.
Jaskier shares his exasperations and sends basically a novel to Vesemir about his lack self-care when it comes to hunts and what comes after. How Jaskier has to force him in a river when they're out, or actually out of the bath when they're at an inn... will also send him hidden messages about all the foods Jaskier has managed to get GEralt to eat to substitute stale bread and plain meats on the road.
He also sends in notes to Vesemir when he runs into other Witchers. Be they of the Wolf or not.
And Vesemir couldnt be more thankful that this human is looking after his boys and those who were left. That he has updates on them when they're out on the Path and it eases him, in return he sends letters detailing ingredients for balms and things that will aid the Bard on the path that wouldn't be deadly for him to make, he will also send exasperated stories of the boys and the chaos they cast over the winter that sends Vesemir crazy.
Those two bond and none of the others know until Jaskier is brought to Kaer Morhen and Jaskier's first words are.
"Ves! Now you have me to help you wrangle the pups!"
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