normal shit goin on on twitter today tbh.
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Dear tumblrverse: if I am going to haunt these halls again I need the Youths to stop clogging the “young wizards” tag with fanfic about That TERF’s characters and return it to its rightful owners (neurodivergent adults who have cried over a spaceship at least once)
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What's better cunt, face or ass slaps?
Cunt slaps have my whole heart.
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Gotta say all of you saying dean singing bad just cause he isn't trying or because he is pretending to be bad are so correct
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PARENTS GOT DIVORCED WHEN I WAS,
UH FIVE YEARS OLD
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Method Man & Nas - Who Do We Trust? ft. Jadakiss, Immortal Technique, Ru...
Time for some REAL music xo xo
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The real ones
(Dhmis oc: lake made by @lakethelighter )
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this 1 goes out to everybody who has several different sizes of coins as permanent fixtures of their porch, who knew how to identify mammatos at age 10, who had any idea what COCORAHS means, who has a barometer in their house,
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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Stroking my cock to the thought of you riding my face with passion and make a mess on it
Messy is the only way.
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