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Ryan: *Sarcastically* Come on, be a good boy and give Kaitlyn the gun.
Dylan, in a heart beat: ok
Ryan:
Ryan: … what?
Dylan: You’re right, I should give her the gun.
Ryan:
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Dylan: Do you wanna hear a chemistry joke?
Ryan:
Dylan: ...Is that...a no?
Ryan: I'm sorry. Were you expecting...a reaction?
Dylan, wiping a tear from his eye: I love you.
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Abigail: I'm so happy I could kiss you!
Emma: N-Neat.
*Later*
Emma: I can't believe I actually said "neat!"
Dylan: It's not so bad. Remember when Ryan told me he loved me?
Emma: Didn't you thank him?
Dylan: I thanked him.
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Firm believer of “Emma is a confident flirt until the moment she develops genuine feelings for someone, then she doesn’t know how to deal with it and turns into a complete wreck.”
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Dylan: Is it true that you have a questionable past?
Max: You asking if I really went to jail? Yes. I advise against it.
Dylan: Why not?
Max: It's not a fun place and they don't let you leave.
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Dylan, on call with Kaitlyn: I don’t know I really don’t think he likes me. I flirt so much and he never flirts back. God I’m probably being pushy towards him I should stop…
Ryan, texting Kaitlyn: I just never know how to respond to him and at this point I’ve probably ruined any chance of us actually getting together because I can’t seem to figure how to tell him that I like him
Kaitlyn, making a group chat w all three of them, hanging up on Dylan: it’s 2am I am so tired for the love of god get over yourselves and figure this out
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Nick: Somebody’s in love!
Dylan: Yeah, right. I just think Ryan’s cool, okay? It’s not like I lay awake at night thinking about him.
*Later That Night*
Dylan: Uh oh
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[at counselor training]
Chris Hackett: Alright. There are seven chairs and ten kids, what do you do?
Abi: Bring more chairs!
Nick: Have everyone stand?
Emma: The most important ones can sit down.
Dylan: Kill three.
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Dylan: I can’t believe we have to be stuck in this room together!
Jacob, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.
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Dylan: I have a science headcanon.
Ryan: Can you please just say you have a hypothesis like a normal person?
Dylan:
Dylan: So my science headcanon—
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Yea
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*Ryan waking up his bunkmates*
Ryan, gently nudging Dylan: Rise and shine, Dylan.
Ryan, snapping his fingers near Nicks ears: Nick, wake up!
Ryan, pushing Jacob out of bed: GET THE FUCK UP!
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