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#incorrrect the quarry quotes
[at counselor training]
Chris Hackett: Alright. There are seven chairs and ten kids, what do you do?
Abi: Bring more chairs!
Nick: Have everyone stand?
Emma: The most important ones can sit down.
Dylan: Kill three.
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Dylan: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.
Ryan: Okay.
Jacob: It’s fucking Summer.
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Ryan: What’s that sound?
Dylan: It’s the wind. I think it’s speaking to us.
Ryan: What’s it saying?
Dylan: I don’t know. I don’t speak wind.
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Ryan: Bro–
Dylan: No, No, hold up rewind.
Dylan: My tongue was down your throat just a second ago, me now you’re calling me bro?
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Jacob: I can’t?? Believe??? Clowns are??? Real?? What the heck?? What the heck???
Dylan: What? You’re 18 and just discovered mirrors?
Jacob: SHUT UP!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
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Dylan: If Kaitlyn and I were drowning, who would you save?
Ryan: You two can’t swim?
Kaitlyn: It’s a hypothetical question, Ryan! Who would you save?
Ryan: My time and effort.
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Emma: Allow me. Locks are my specialty.
Emma: [kicks down the door]
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Laura: God give me patience.
Travis: I think you mean strength?
Laura: If God gave me strength, you’d be dead.
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Jacob: You think i care?
Emma:
Jacob: Yeah actually I do and i’ll probably cry about it later if we’re being honest
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Jacob: Hey Kait, can you pass the salt?
Kaitlyn: Sure
Kaitlyn: [throws Dylan across the table]
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