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#incorrect the quarry quotes
radical-ghostface · 2 years
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Dylan: Do you wanna hear a chemistry joke?
Ryan:
Dylan: ...Is that...a no?
Ryan: I'm sorry. Were you expecting...a reaction?
Dylan, wiping a tear from his eye: I love you.
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schroedingers-dylan · 2 years
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Abigail: I'm so happy I could kiss you!
Emma: N-Neat.
*Later*
Emma: I can't believe I actually said "neat!"
Dylan: It's not so bad. Remember when Ryan told me he loved me?
Emma: Didn't you thank him?
Dylan: I thanked him.
Firm believer of “Emma is a confident flirt until the moment she develops genuine feelings for someone, then she doesn’t know how to deal with it and turns into a complete wreck.”
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Dylan, on call with Kaitlyn: I don’t know I really don’t think he likes me. I flirt so much and he never flirts back. God I’m probably being pushy towards him I should stop…
Ryan, texting Kaitlyn: I just never know how to respond to him and at this point I’ve probably ruined any chance of us actually getting together because I can’t seem to figure how to tell him that I like him
Kaitlyn, making a group chat w all three of them, hanging up on Dylan: it’s 2am I am so tired for the love of god get over yourselves and figure this out
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radio-heads · 2 years
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ryan: i have a bad feeling about this
dylan: what do you mean?
ryan: don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?
dylan: no?
ryan: that actually explains so much
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adam-lallana · 2 years
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Dylan, some point during the summer, pointing: can I sit there?
Ryan: … that’s my lap.
Dylan: and that doesn’t answer my question, Ryan.
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Nick, gesturing to Kaitlyn: Jacob, look what you did! You made mum upset!
Dylan: Mum, please don’t cry, we’re sorry!
Jacob: I’m sorry mum…:(
Kaitlyn, near tears: I DON’T REMEMBER GIVING BIRTH TO ANY OF YOU!
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rylanenthusiast · 2 years
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Kaitlyn: So who’s the little spoon?
Ryan: I feel like that’s an unfair question considering the connotations of being a “little spoon”, i mean what significance does it really have and why would it matter if-
Dylan: He’s the little spoon :)
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everything-liker · 1 year
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*Ryan, staring at Laura’s phone ringing*
Ryan: You still call your dad, “daddy”? Aren’t you too old for that?
Laura: You’re never too old to be a daddy’s girl.
Laura, answering phone: Hey Travis, no I can talk.
Ryan, chokes on drink:
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moonlightquarry · 2 years
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Dylan "I've got a frying pan and I'm not afraid to use it" Lenivy
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taylorshope · 1 year
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Laura: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Max: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.
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radical-ghostface · 2 years
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*Ryan waking up his bunkmates*
Ryan, gently nudging Dylan: Rise and shine, Dylan.
Ryan, snapping his fingers near Nicks ears: Nick, wake up!
Ryan, pushing Jacob out of bed: GET THE FUCK UP!
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schroedingers-dylan · 2 years
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Ryan: I need some space.
Dylan: Are you breaking up with me?
Ryan: No, I'm falling out of the bed. Move over.
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All the other counselors: wow Ryan is so mysterious and cool, he’s such a lone wolf
Ryan: Social interaction just makes me want to cry but yeah sure
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radio-heads · 2 years
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jacob: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
jacob: *aggressively throws water bottles*
ryan: uh...
kaitlyn: he's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us
jacob: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU
dylan: *crying* it's working
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ignify-caligo · 2 years
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Caleb and Kaylee: Can we go out to get icecream?
Travis: Did you ask Chris?
Caleb and Kaylee: Dad said no.
Travis: Then why did you ask me?
Caleb and Kaylee: He’s not the boss of you, uncle.
Travis, internally: It’s a trap, it’s a trap, it’s a trap.
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Kaitlyn: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Jacob: *Crouches down*
Nick: *Knees down*
Dylan: *Sits on the floor*
Kaitlyn:
Kaitlyn: I hate all of you.
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