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absolutely disgusting. unfollowing him now. I thought he was a pirate but it turns out that he’s never been to Boston in the fall.
#veggietales#the pirates who don't do anything#I’ve seen enough posts on this webbed site about veggietales to know that all these jokes I’ve been saving up have an AUDIENCE
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Round 1 Part 4 Poll 7
Propaganda
All three of them kind of share the captain role. Point is, they don't do anything. There's a song about it.
Ged's a wizard he's bisexual and he loves his boat so much. He's sailed around the world on his beloved little boat and learned everything about sailing even though he could've just used magic because it brought him joy. I just like him a lot. Also he talks to dragons
#battle of the captains#tournament polls#round 1#the pirates who don't do anything#veggietales#animation#a wizard of earthsea#earthsea cycle#earthsea#sparrowhawk#ged earthsea#sparrowhawk earthsea#ursula k. le guin#ursula k le guin#ursula le guin#bookblr#veggie tales
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Round 2 Port: The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything (Veggie Tales) vs Oluwande Boodhari (Our Flag Means Death)
Oluwande might not have extensive on-screen combat experience, but he can think on his feet and can co-run an excellent con. Meanwhile the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything are certainly well-rested, because they've never swabbed the poop deck and they've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul.
The pirates MAY use any special skills or equipment they possess. They may NOT call on any friends or creatures to assist them. For the sake of this tournament, all pirates CAN be killed and cannot come back to life during the fight. Reblog to throw a vegetable at the opponent. Deathmatch masterpost here.
#the pirates who don't do anything#veggie tales#oluwande#our flag means death#oluwande boodhari#samson kayo#pirate deathmatch#fight
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You can just tell when the crew of a movie has fun with what they’re working with!
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Pa: Come on, we have contractual obligations to finish this one!
Mr. Lunt: They paid for a full 79 minutes of entertainment, pal! GET BACK IN THE BOOTH!
Larry: Wake me up for the prequel that we want to release in three years but won’t be able to because this movie didn’t make that much at the box office!
#veggietales#tounge in cheek humor#fourth wall#Phil and Mike were really pushing for that Pirates Wh Don’t Do Anything prequel!#Prequel in parentheses to be exact#the pirates who don't do anything#Youtube
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#veggietales#silly songs with larry#the hairbrush song#the pirates who don't do anything#love my lips#his cheeseburger#the song of the cebu#the yodeling veterinarian of the alps#the water buffalo song#larry's high silk hat#the dance of the cucumber#endangered love
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yknow who this mf look like lowkey…
#all for one#my hero acedamia#boku no hero academia#bnha#mha all for one#the pirates who don't do anything#veggietales
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Best parts of Veggie Tales: The Pirates Who Don't do Anything (2008)
the plot concept of "waiters at a pirate-themed dinner theater are transported back in time and forced to pretend to actually be real pirates” love them for this.
hilarious and perplexing lack of religious content for a media franchise with the sole purpose of teaching children about Christianity. The god people wanted to make this movie so bad they forgot to put the god in it
the main villain (Robert the Terrible) is a pirate captain with a peg entire body because he is a pea and does not have any limbs in the first place
One of the mechanical limbs is still a peg leg even though there is no logical precedent for this. Amazing.
Robert is a master inventor. This makes sense to me and me alone because of the Greek myth I read about in which Hephaestus falls to earth and learns how to blacksmith from Sintian pirates
before the main characters get isekaied back to the 1700s an elderly blind man delivers a prophecy to them. so I guess Tireseas is here and he is a leek
Blackbeard is mentioned. I need to know what kind of vegetable he's supposed to be. I like to think he is a head of lettuce for the decapitation pun
"just get me back to 1972, I can walk from there"
the wait a minute isn't this just the plot of Galaxy Quest?" is made clear by both movies including a giant rock monster
at the very end they play the song Rock Monster, a parody of Rock Lobster by the B-52s
Robert is the villain because he wants to take vengeance against the king for redistributing the wealth to the people. so even when the pirates are the bad guys the moral of the story is still Socialism
the king... is heavily implied to secretly BE God? A lot to unpack there.
A lot.
???? like????
Bob the Tomato is not in the movie because Bob the Tomato is directing the movie. meta.
#like... is the king god-god or the second coming? what does that make his evil brother? what does that make his kids?#and im pretty sure that entire premise is against christian theology in at least several ways#we can ignore 'why can the vegetables hold things without arms' but i am NOT ignoring that#very funny of them#i watched Galaxy Quest immediately before this. its a theme night#veggie tales#the pirates who don't do anything
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187 - "Crossover of the Century"
#ArtEveryday#art#art every day#fanart#veggietales#The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything#Larry#Mr. Lunt#Pa Grape#crossover#crossover art#one piece#monkey d. luffy#going merry#I want this to happen#legitimately#seriously#Like#someone's gotta do it#find a way to show Oda the series#I'm begging someone.
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mystery trio in a the pirates who don’t do anything AU.
that’s it.
#veggietales#veggie tales#the pirates who don't do anything#gravity falls#mystery trio#fiddleford mcgucket#stanley pines#stanford pines#ford pines#stan pines#gravity falls au#my stuff
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#this is very possibly the funniest thing i've ever heard#veggietales#but uh#as a metal band#i can't fucking breathe#how do i tag this#the pirates who don't do anything#I GUESS#Youtube
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honorable mention: going to Boston in the fall
#that fuckin veggietales poll has awakened my silly songs with Larry sleeper agent training#veggietales#the pirates who don't do anything
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Catarina Devon (One Piece) V.S. Glitterbeard (Sea of Thieves) V.S. The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything (Veggie Tales)
#polls#round one#round 1#one piece#catarina devon#glitterbeard#sea of thieves#the pirates who don't do anything#veggie tales
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Round 1 Port: The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything (Veggie Tales) vs Foxy (Five Nights at Freddy's)
The pirates who don't do anything have strength in numbers! Unfortunately if you ask them to do anything they'll just tell you they don't do anything, and they've never been to Boston in the fall. They also don't have hands-- but they do have hats! Foxy, on the other hand, is made out of metal with a lot of teeth and is so creepy looking that it forced your humble moderator to break neutrality to say: what is that, what the fuck is that and how do I kill it? He's metal so maybe salt water will mess with him, I don't know.
[the pirates MAY use any special skills or equipment they possess. They may NOT call on any friends or creatures to assist them. For the sake of this tournament, all pirates CAN be killed and cannot come back to life during the fight. Deathmatch masterpost Here]
#the pirates who don't do anything#veggie tales#foxy#five nights at freddy's#fnaf#pirate deathmatch#fight
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Deleted Scene from sbemail 52: island
Homestar: 🎵WOAH, Papa'a got a gumball, Nelly! Papa’s got a gumball, Sue! Papa’s got a gumball, Nelly! I think I’ll blow a bubble fow you! WOAH, Papa’s got a powk chop, Nelly, Papa’s got a powk chop–🎵
Strong Bad: (interrupting) Will you stop it?
Homestar: What? It’s a good song! Don’t you like it?
Strong Bad: After the 32nd verse, it grates. Beside it’s making me hungry.
#incorrect quotes#homestar runner#homestar#strong bad#source:#veggietales#the pirates who don't do anything#submitted by:#hacchigryphon#submission
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I don’t know why I’m thinking about this at 2:30am, but, can someone please help me figure out why Archibald Asparagus playing Wilory the butler in The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie look like he should be in Act 1 of Hamilton!?!?
#veggietales#archibald asparagus#the pirates who don't do anything#hamilton the musical#hamilton musical#alexander hamilton
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