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shitforbrainsmal · 11 months
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ILYILYILYYY, onceler x reader
warnings: smut, 18+, porn w/o plot, p in v, protected sex, oral (m receiving)
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YOU didn't anticipate finding yourself in this predicament. One of the wealthiest and most influential men was slumped back on his elbows, his tie untied and his collar messily unbuttoned. He was gasping for air. He smiled at you with a lazy grin. You leaned forward to connect your lips with his. He reached out with his thin fingers and grabbed hold of your neck, pulling you as near to him as he could. You were nearly melting into him.
You’d never been so attracted to someone in your life.
Under his white button-up shirt, you brushed your hands down his sides, rubbing him everywhere you could. You touched his body, desperate to feel any source of warmth. You wanted to hear the pretty noises that came out of his mouth. He twitched when you lightly scraped his hips with your nails.
You did it again. You felt him tremble as you lightly dragged your nails up his sides. You had lost yourself in him, really.
You wanted more after your first kiss. Your lips were tightly pursed against his. With your tongue, you licked inside of his mouth after forcing it open. His belt was hastily unbuckled after your hands quickly went down to his pants.
“God, you're gorgeous.” You murmured in his ear. He flushed. “I should be the one telling you th–hah. . .” His voice went up an octave as you kissed his neck and grabbed him through his pants.
You wanted to feel it. You wanted him to groan in pleasure. You wanted to hear his words.
He was leaning back into the bed as you caressed his clothed dick. Your other leg was at his side, and your left one was positioned between his legs. You pressed your knee close against him to which he clenched his jaw at. From his neck to the exposed area where his shirt was unfastened, you showered him with teethy kisses. You disconnected the buttons from each other some more and he shrugged the sleeves off and threw it to the side.
He’s so pretty.
You leaned down and kissed his stomach and then got off the bed. Your hand ran through his hair, pushing it back a little as you got up.
You searched your drawer in the dark for a condom. In the meantime, he caught his breath and tried to calm himself down before he came in his pants. You threw the open package at him and he caught it. He removed his black pants with ease. He became embarrassed when he saw you staring. You scowled when you saw him make a timid grimace and turn away from you. “Hey, hey,” You stopped him from taking the condom out the package. You gently took it from him and set it down on your nightstand.
You sat him down on the bed and pushed him back down. Your nose was not far from his navel. Your tongue was flattened against his waist, and you made a circle around it. He writhed and yearned so badly to lower your head. In his underwear, his cock was throbbing. You made sure to twist and twirl your tongue over his skin as you licked up to his sternum. Under your touch, his skin was flushed.
He helped you in removing his boxers as you tugged them down his hips. You didn’t mind doing everything for him; matter of fact, you would do anything for him. You gave his dick a few tugs, and you were able to feel him get shocked by pleasure as his veins were coarsed with it. His mind experienced a dopamine rush. He gave a quiet sigh. His fingers penetrated your underwear to feel you. He circled your pussy till he felt his fingers getting moist from a wetspot.
"You're so hot," He spoke softly in your ear. You grinned brightly. "'m gonna suck your cock,'mkay baby?" You cooed to him. Oncler eagerly nodded. “‘m gonna make you feel so good.” You soothed his nerves and rubbed up and down his arms. You spit into your hand before wrapping his cock with your fingers. He watched you closely as you repeatedly jerked him off. His jaw tightened as your lips unexpectedly encircled his tip.
You descended gradually, moving yourself down a few steps at a time. You began at the tip and moved down until you reached the middle of his cock, then you went back up to the head. Then, you took all of him in your mouth. His thighs were kept in place by your forearms as you began to bob your head up and down. Whatever your mouth couldn't reach, your hands grasped.
Onceler moaned in your ear softly. Each sound he made slowly got louder the more you sucked his cock.
“Fuck, you’re doing so good. You treat me so well. You look so pretty with your lips wrapped around my cock.”
As he shakily brushed the top of your head, he moaned praises in your direction. Under tear-filled eyelashes, you turned to face him. He occasionally touched the back of your throat, and you momentarily gagged. It turned him on even more. His cock was covered in spit, which made it easy for him to slip past your lips. Your tongue brushed against his veins.
When he became impatient, he grabbed the back of your hair and mercilessly face-fucked you. His mouth slackened, and his eyes rolled to the back of his skull. Your repeated moans caused his skin to vibrate. His groans grew louder and louder, and with increasing desperation, he murmured your name more frequently.
“Y/n, fuck, fuck, Y/n, god, fuck yes,”
You made your fingers slick as you squeezed his balls by using the saliva that came out of your mouth. He whimpered and his dick twitched as his sperm exploded in your mouth as though this had pushed him over the line. Even though you made an effort to swallow it all, some managed to escape your mouth. You gazed up at him with puffy lips and blown out pupils.
His face flushed even more at the expression on your face, especially with his cum leaking out of your mouth. He watched as your tongue darted out and licked up the cum that dribbled down your mouth. You giggled as he switched your positions so you were on your back. Your smile fell as his fingers found themselves inside of your pussy. He fingered you and nipped at your neck. You ended up cumming over his fingers and he licked them clean.
Now he was slipping the condom on over his dick that was hard again. He positioned himself so his tip was brushing against your pussy. He inserted it inside slowly. He wanted to savor this moment; not knowing the next time he’d be able to do this again. He panted in your neck. His cock was stretching you from the inside. It was better than what you ever had.
“Fuck,” You exhaled softly. “Please move,” You pleaded. “You have to be patient.” He warned you. You scowled and bucked your hips. He hissed softly in your ear and pressed his fingertips into the skin of your hips to make you stop. He pulled away from you, turned you over onto your stomach, and pressed your face against the mattress. You gasped as his hips slammed into yours.
He made rhythmic inward and outward thrusts. Your pussy walls were stretched out by his huge cock. He whispered into your ear, "Make those pretty noises for me, pretty baby." When your walls constricted around him, he knew you were getting close and continued to fuck you until you were. He slowed down and you whined.
“Please let me cum. Please, i’ve been so good.” You wept. He grinned at you while his lips touched the outside of your ear. “I know you’ve been, pretty girl. I want you to fuck yourself on my cock.” He gave a soft order. He laid on his back and let you to take a spot in his lap while you nodded. You bounced up and down on his dick while holding onto his shoulders. "Fuck, fuck, you're doing so good, Y/n." He rasped.
You whined loudly when he bit you on the shoulder. His fingers rubbed your puffed clit to speed up the onset of your orgasm. You didn't have to wait long to see white. You came, your cum spilling down your thighs and over his. He was still chasing his orgasm, grabbing your thighs and fucking into you himself. You moaned loudly at the overstimulation. “d’you think you can cum for me again?” He panted in your neck.
You babbled incoherently and didn't respond. He laughed and scoffed. “I fucked you stupid, didn’t I? ‘m sorry baby,” He sucked on your neck some more, both of his hands wrapping underneath your arms and around your body as he fucked into you without stopping. Soon after experiencing warmth in his abdomen, he began to see white. He repeatedly whimpered your name till his sperm began to pour inside of your pussy. Once more, you came after him and threw your head back onto his shoulder while wailing loudly.
"I love you," You slurred. He gave you a soft grin and gave your forehead a quick kiss.
“Everyone does.”
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em0zombie · 1 year
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the emperor reversed
Onceler X F!reader
MAIN STORY MASTERLIST
(also posted on Wattpad: @-beachboy !)
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1. Fresh Start
It was a quiet ride to truffula forest, "Sorry about my mother back there.." Onceler apologized for his mother's actions. You wanted to smack him in the face for apologizing for his mother's behaviors, but you couldn't do that. His mother never liked you either, maybe she was scared of her son getting all successful and you stealing it- like you'd ever steal anything. "It's fine, Isabella needs to grow up and see that we both hold success in our future!" you place an arm around his, right arm up in the air, "Thneeds and Candyality!" He certainly was glad someone had trust in him. "Yeah, exactly!" Onceler responds and you grab both of yours blueprints from the back to look over them.
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     "Are we there yet?" You groan while laying in the back. No response, "Oncie- I asked are we there-" siting up straight you see the view that you're in. All of the trees with pink and orange hues sway in the wind, you couldn't believe your eyes. "They're all, something alright..." your crus- friend speaks aloud. "Yeah!" You get out of the wagon and so does he.
     "Good job, Mellie..." you hand the mule a carrot while your friend watches. "Why are you staring at me like that! He needs to be given another treat!" "You're gonna make him gain weight that he doesn't need!" Once yells from the back. You roll your eyes and feed the mule another carrot, he deserves it after having to deal with the two of y'all this whole trip.
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The house was pulled out and held the two of you perfectly fine, until it came to the bed situation. There was only one.
     "It's fine we can share no big deal!" Once said as you tried to hold in your excitement. "Better than when then the bar-bo-loots tried attacking us..." you mumbled while bringing your luggage inside. "Wait what?" Once yelled out, no response. Sighing, you sit on the bed wishing he was right next to you. God that stupid crush of yours was something dumb, you didn't mean to have it- it just happened? Growing up with the guy you saw how tall he was compared to other kids and how he had a kind heart to...some people?
Outside you can hear Once cutting down a tree which means he's starting to make more thneeds. From one of the windows you can see him dragging the tree, damn was he strong. He turned to see you staring at him, sent a smile your way that you returned back. You got off of the bed and took out your plans for your idea, Candyality.
The idea was basically a candy brand; lollipops, marshmallows, chocolate you name it! Your sweet tooth showed which Onceler would crack a joke about sometimes.
As you're going through your plans you heard bickering outside, Oncie and another man? Standing up you start to see a part of the house falling inward which causes you to scream while running out the door.
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"What the hell was that?" The Lorax asks, Once almost yells at him again. "That was Y/N!" You hear the two yelling at each other from the back and you walk around to see the commotion.
"That damn wall almost fell onto me! Once, I thought you tied the foundation down-" you're cut off by seeing the short orange figure. "Who's this?" You point in confusion, the figure is appalled by finger pointing. "He calls him self the Lorax, he speaks for the trees." Once mocks. You bend over to see the man, "What an interesting species..." "Why didn't you tell me you had your girlfriend in there! I would never hurt a woman!" Lorax points at you, your eyes in shock. "Woah woah woah!" The two of you say in sync, "We're just friends!" Once states placing a hand on your shoulder. You nodded replying yet the Lorax sees otherwise.
"This man right here tried hammering pipsqueak into the ground!" You look at Once with frowned eyebrows, he doesn't like the sense of judgment coming from you. "Woah woah! You tied him to it!" he defends himself, "I would never hit this little guy! You however, I would gladly pound you and your mustache into the ground!" You couldn't help but giggle, he could never hold his temper. "For shame..." Lorax states, the other animals agree with him. "Look here I'm gonna chop as many trees I need to and you can't stop me!" You realized how bad this may start to get, "And replant them to help the forest stay as it is!" You lean onto Once's side, "Yeah!- what?" He replies.
"Yes! If we cut down trees we have to replant the same amount to keep the balance, and cut only a certain amount each time!" The Lorax becomes skeptical of this idea, but at least he keeps his trees. "I've done research and truffula trees only take 10 years to grow compared to any other tree that takes about 20!" Once is confused, "Are you on his side or mine?" he points to the orange man with his hammer. "Both." you state placing a hand on his shoulder with a mocking smile, you walk over to the Lorax.
"Believe me, I'll help replant them, I can see how much they mean to you." He still seems hesitant, crossing his arms you stand up and drag Once inside to have a talk with him.
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Closing the door as you're about to have serious discussion with him, he yelps. "Oh what is it now? A spider again- Woah!" You turn around to see Lorax on the desk. "You've left me no choice..." he falls onto the ground, "If you do not replant those trees, all the forces of nature will be released upon you!" Once seems scared yet you're just confused. "You have been warned..." finally ending his monologue. You grab the door to open it for him as he struggled. "You have been warned..." closing it you turned back to Once. "Pound him and his mustache into the ground, really?" He places his hands into the air, "What else was I gonna say?!" You let out a small laugh and go over to the fridge, "What do ya' wanna eat?" You ask leaning and grabbing some stuff out.
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"It was one tree, Y/N," Once sits down on the bed with his food stuffed mouth, "One tree! Not like I'm gonna cause chaos..." That's what you were most worried about, if it all went down hill. "Don't worry, if I'm by your side nothing will go wrong." Sitting by his side you eat some spaghetti, "And if you help me with my project as well!" Giving him a soft punch on the arm he looks back at you, "I'm glad to have someone like you by my side, you keep all of that hope inside of me..." You chuckle and eat, "Okay no need to get all sappy now..".
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Hi! Sorry if this chapter was pretty short, I'm busy with graduation and college stuff right now so yea 💀 I'll make a new chapter soon!! - Val
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sorialice · 11 months
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Onceler x Reader Fluff
Neutral Pronouns!!
for @arson-n-barf (for some reason your name won’t come up when i try to tag you 😿)
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It finally happened. Your boyfriend, the Onceler, had gotten to the lowest point in his business. His machines had cut down the last truffula tree. His family, seeing how this would bring his business to an end, up and left the second they noticed. It had been about a month since it happened, and Onceler was hidden away in his little factory home, wallowing in his misery as he finally realized what he’d done to the truffula forest. You’d tried to contact him a few times now, but each time you’d open the door a wooden mallet would quickly shoo you away. This time, you wouldn’t accept that. You knew you needed to talk to him, and he needed to talk to you.
Taking a walk from the Onceler’s wagon to his little house was always a bit depressing. What used to be lush landscape full of pink, orange, and yellow shades, was now a desolate wasteland of stumps and smog. It was a long trip by foot, but you didn’t have the resources to get there any faster at the moment. Approaching his home, you knew better than to knock on the door this time. A faint light was shining through a boarded up window, the only light you’d seen in what felt like hours.
That must be where he is…
“Onceler?”
No response. You didn’t expect it to be so easy, but you weren’t going to give up.
“Onceler. I’m not leaving until you let me talk to you! Please just say something. Anything at all?”
“Go away. I don’t know who you are and I don’t care.”
That’s harsh! How does he not know? Can he not recognize my voice?
It then occurred to you that with all the smog you had to breathe in on the way, your voice had become a bit raspier and lower. Not to a disturbing point, but apparently just enough to mask your identity. Just then, peering up at the window, you noticed a small bucket up by his window.
That’s right! Before everything went downhill, he had a bucket where he’d accept gifts from any of his fans while he was away or was too tired to come out of his house!
“Mr. Onceler, I have a gift for you.”
There was a pause, and then a longer pause. Suddenly, the sounds of clattering metal began to approach. As soon as the bucket was close enough, you hopped in - as best you could anyway.
“Okay I’m leaving now!”
The Onceler waited for what seemed like an eternity before quickly pulling the bucket up to his window. He peeked through the holes of his boarded up window and that’s when he saw…
“Y/N?”
His voice was trembling, and his eyes appeared shiny and reddish.
“Onceler, let me talk to you. Let me help you! You can get through this. It isn’t too-”
“You shouldn’t be here Y/N. The air is too polluted. Go into town, it’s farther. It’ll be safer for you.”
The bucket started to lower, so as fast as you could you swung it forward, grabbing onto the boards. You were now dangling off of them, as the bucket was on the ground.
“Y/N!”
The Onceler punched through the wood and pulled you inside. He fell backwards, and you collapsed on top of him. You could now see the state of his room. It was nearly empty, except for a bed, a drawer, and lots of tissues and empty marshmallow bags all around. Onceler hugged you tight, sniffling and crying.
“I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean to push you away! I was just so lost in my own head. Will you forgive me, Y/N?”
“Of course, Oncie! I was never upset with you, I was just so worried. I wanted to tell you that it isn’t all as bad as it seems. You still have all the money you had before. You still have all this land to remake what’s been destroyed. You still have me! Unless we do something now, this will all be lost to time.”
The Onceler looked at you, and then to the window.
“Unless we… Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to change… That’s it! Y/N, you’re a genius!”
“I am?”
Onceler took your arm and pulled you up off the ground. He walked over to the little drawer and opened it, reaching in to find a little brown seed.
“Oncie… is that?”
“Yes. The last truffula seed. I think you should be the one to plant it.”
“I think we should plant it together. And I have the perfect spot. Come on!”
You led the Onceler back to his wagon you’d been staying in. Everything outside was dark and gray, but the wagon was still a place full of warm light.
“If we plant it here, Oncie, we could bring the forest back. One truffula seed at a time! Does that sound good?”
The Onceler nodded, and you got to work. Using a little shovel you found inside, you dug a hole in the ground. Onceler looked hesitant, so you took his hands in your own and planted the seed into the ground together. You enveloped the little truffula in soil, and stood back to admire your progress.
“Now it just needs…”
“I’ve got it!”
The Onceler ran inside and came back out with a little metal watering can. He watered the seed, and reached out to hold your hand.
“What if it doesn’t grow?”
“I’m sure it will. I’ve heard that truffula trees grow much faster than any other kind. We can check in tomorrow?”
Onceler nodded, and placed his head on top of yours. You felt him shaking a little. With that, you led him inside and sat down on the bed.
“Do you want anything to eat?”
“Oh, Y/N, you’ve been troubled with me enough already. I think what I’d like the most would be for you to just relax.”
You smiled, and headed over to the couch to lay down. You assumed the Onceler needed space, since he’d locked himself away for a month now. About a half hour passed, and neither of you were asleep yet.
“Y/N… I don’t want to sleep alone tonight.”
You picked up a bag of marshmallows you’d been munching on, and offered him one in his bed. You fed him some more, and eventually the two of you cuddled to sleep. With that, the night was over. The next day, the truffula seed had grown to a little fluffy pink sprout. Eventually, the two of you managed to replant almost the entire valley together. The Lorax didn’t show up immediately, but in time he came back to help out, bringing back all the wildlife that had travelled away long ago.
and that’s it! hope it’s good and fluffy enough, I got a little carried away in the beginning there 😿
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my blonde dickhead friend will not stop talking about those fucking skibidi dop dop dop toilets somebody please assassinate him I can't take this shit
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kanawrites · 2 years
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Sunshine Dreams
(The Onceler x GN! Reader)
To Jump To Glide To Ride And to bump,
Bouncing up and down the Truffula Trees
Eyes flutter and wander
Lying down the fields
Head stuck high up in the clouds
The Once-ler had a lover you see
That was more of a dreamer than he
Spent their days dancing the night away
And their nights keeping the sun at bay
There are a few things he'd say
When asked about their way
With stars in his eyes
As he recalls their good nights
The only one who'd place a chaste kiss
Sings songs along while he plays guitar
Who dotingly adores
While he fumbles and stumbles and falls
A lifeline to the Thneed Lead
Far away from blue blues
As they give him happy hues
But alas happy hues also have blue blues
The dreamer had left with a part of his heart
When they could not accept his art
"It's not art!" they cried,
Yet all he sees is their little drops of sunshine
Filled with blues like he
And tried to wipe the rain clouds away
But that's not how rain clouds go away
So they ran far far away
Because biggering was triggering
And it was not dreaming
A little greed-ling and pride-ling offered riches
To wash away the shame that meets him
As he enters chambers filled with leeches
"We Need More Thneeds!" they cried
“More Truffula Trees to cut down" they cried
More Money to sustain an ugly need deep down inside
So he goes chop chop chop
without a second thought
Until the last one drops
without having fought
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ngl I half don't understand what I wrote myself. Something about angst but trying to do it in poem form or something similar to Dr. Seuss' writings.
Well it's a fun exercise that's for sure. Written in under an hour with minor adjustments. Enjoy. Also I guess my first fic for this Fandom hello. Came back after rewatching the film with a family member. Will adjust formatting when I get my hand on a pc in a week.
Edit: 10/07/2022 finally reformatted whew
Written on 09/15/2022
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0rca-waiil · 2 years
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My newest Onceler fic is up!!! Or at least chapter 1 is hehe
Chapters: 1/? Fandom: The Lorax (2012) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: The Once-ler (The Lorax)/You Characters: The Once-ler (The Lorax), The Once-ler's Mother (The Lorax), You, Reader, Background & Cameo Characters Additional Tags: Childhood Friends, Friends to Lovers, Other Additional Tags to Be Added Summary:
“I’m gonna be the best, Mama,” Oncie said suddenly, and his mother blinked at him behind her glasses.
“The best what?”
“The best at knittin’,” he said matter-of-factly, completing another ladder.
“Well, if that’s what you want, baby... But you know, competition is gonna be a little tough. Lots of folk out there who been knittin’ all their lives. You’re gonna have to get pret-ty good.” His mother smiled to herself, figuring that her son would eventually get bored of knitting, seeing as it was only something she had taught him to keep him out of trouble. But he shook his head, a determined look in his eye as he turned to face her.
“Uh-uh, Mama. I’m goin’ to be the best.” ---
In which you are childhood friends with Oncie and he needs a serious wake up call.
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pepsi-tin-can · 11 months
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miragemurder · 11 months
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The Onceler Headcanons
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NSFW Warning
Most of these head canons are sexual though there will be some fluff.
The Onceler x Gender Neutral Reader
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The Onceler is a very needy person
He loves physical touch, he practically begs for it any chance he can get
He’s borderline touch starved from the lack of a father figure and a not so good mother figure
So when you want to get all cuddly, he will jump into your lap and never let go
He loves when you mess with his hair. Rubbing, playing, yanking, he is a mess when you play with it
When you play with it, especially when he’s giving head, his eyes roll back into his head and he lets out faint whines
This man is very vocal, like can hear you from a mile away vocal
He mostly vocal when he’s in a submissive position and/or overstimulated
When he’s overstimmed, you have to hold your hand across his mouth to keep him quiet
Wails and whines pour out of that man’s mouth. He starts to mutter incoherent sentences too
Usually it gets to the point where he’s begging and pleading for you to stop (he doesn’t want it to stop, and neither do you)
His cock is very sensitive, specifically near the tip
If you hit that spot, his hips are out of control. Bucking and thrusting trying to get more of that feeling.
He pouts and whines when you hold his hips down restricting him from thrusting
When he releases, that’s when he looks the prettiest. Head thrown back, mouth agape and eyes in the back of his head. He tries to get a hold of something, to help stabilize himself
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I hope you guys somewhat enjoyed this😭
It’s my first ever tumblr head canon so I hope it’s good enough! Leave suggestions down below and I’ll make sure to follow up
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sirenmoth · 21 days
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please don’t come for me but why does john price remind me of the once-ler?
IM SORRY BUT
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fuzthecryptid · 11 months
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i made a funny incel version of "how bad can i be" and greed-ler didn't like it BUT i calmed him down 🥸
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feariteriu · 1 year
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the onceler: how bad can i possibly be?
tumblr in 2012:
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em0zombie · 1 year
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THE EMPEROR REVERSED !
[ONCELER X F! READER]
(Also posted on Wattpad: @-Beachboy !)
- "He's a tyrant, domineering, rigid, stubborn, recklessness stupid man!"
Synopsis 彡 IN WHERE y/n grows farther and farther away from her lover after trying so hard to see the good in him [FRIENDS to ENEMIES to LOVERS !]
Chapter 1. FRESH START
Chapter 2, ???
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sorialice · 11 months
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Onceler x Reader Fluff (makeup time!!)
Gender Neutral Reader :D
for @arson-n-barf !
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You’re sitting in your room, trying to get ready to go out into Thneedville for some groceries and maybe casual walking around. Sitting on the floor in front of a mirror the Onceler keeps around, your makeup is positioned on your lap or on the floor around you. You start by putting concealer under your eyes, and then-
There’s humming in the distance…
“Hey Y/N!”
“Hey Oncie.”
“Whatcha got there?”
“I’m just putting on my makeup, getting ready to go out today.”
“Oooo can I try, Y/N?”
You’re a bit taken aback by this, but eager to see the Onceler all fancied up. Maybe you can even force him to go to work in a super cute look… with sparkly green eyeshadow? The possibilities are endless…. This is gonna be so silly…
“Yeah, sure. Here. You need help right?”
You reach for a box of makeup you’re not using so you can still get your own done, and shove it towards him. It should have everything he needs.
“Nahhhh how hard could it possibly-”
He sees the box full of makeup and his eyes widen.
“Everything okay, Oncie?”
“I knew there was mascara and uhh… bloosh? But what is all this? I feel like I underestimated the amount of makeup people use…”
“Bloosh??”
He’s even more stupid than I first thought.
You dig through the box and pick up some extra concealer and foundation you got in a free-bie once that looks like it could match his tone.
“Alright, here. This is concealer, and this is foundation. I think we’ll just use a little concealer for you since your skin is pretty clear already.”
“It… isn’t it the same thing?”
“Nope.”
The Onceler blushes a little, feeling a bit dumb for not understanding something he thought would be so simple. You apply some concealer to his under eyes and blend it out. You then use a brush to powder his face and put the “bloosh” on his cheeks and nose.
“What color eyeshadow do you want? Any? There’s green like your suit… or pink like a thneed? Orange like the Lorax?
“I would never wanna match that furry meatloaf… Let’s do green.”
You apply a little bit of sparkly green eyeshadow to his lids and back up some to look at it.
“Cute! Okay, you already wear mascara don’t you?”
“No?”
“Your eyelashes are naturally that curled and dark? That’s so unfair…”
You hold the mascara wand up to his eyelashes, and he scoots away dramatically.
“Woah woah woah woah don’t stick that in my eyes! Are you crazy???”
“It’s not going in your eyes! I do this for myself every morning, calm down you scaredy pants!!”
The Onceler winces a little, but lets you put the mascara on him.
“There, that wasn’t so bad. Do you wanna do the eyeliner yourself then?”
“Eyeliner? You’re gonna put lines in my eyes???”
“NO oh my- alright here. I’ll do it, but you can’t move okay? No moving at all, got that?”
The Onceler does his best to sit still as you put very minimal eyeliner on him.
“Thank goodness that’s over with. Now, do you want pink lipstick, or something crazier? I can also do lip gloss.”
“What’s the difference?”
“Lip gloss is shiny, and, well, a gloss. Lip stick is… a stick? I can layer them if you want.”
“Yes, that would be fine. I think pink is fine.”
You put a peachy pink lipstick on him and some shiny clear gloss with little glitters over top.
“That’s so cute! Oncie, you look adorable!”
You reach over to get some highlighter to put on his inner corners and nose, when suddenly someone busts in.
“Hey beanpole, you-”
It’s the Lorax! His cute fuzzy butt just broke in and is now looking upon a super fabulous Onceler.
“Y/N. What is this.”
“Oh the Onceler just wanted to try some m-”
“No, I see that. I can see that he tried. This is horrendous, kid. Let me show you how it’s done.”
“Oh…?”
The Lorax grabs some of your makeup with his little orange fist and faces the mirror, putting it all on faster than you knew was possible. He turns around and…
Oh. Oh my.
The Lorax has on a super fierce look. He has bold pink and orange eyeshadow, fading out into a smokey eye. His eyeliner is black and thick, but somehow perfectly symmetrical. His cheeks are perfectly blushed with an orangey pink, his lips perfectly over-lined… He’s… He’s…
“BEAUTIFUL!!”
(You and the Onceler say this in unison.)
The Onceler grabs the fluffy pumpkin butt and squeezes him.
“Oh I didn’t think you could get any cuter! Oh this is so unexpected but so so perfect.”
“Yeah and I didn’t think you could get any more annoying. Put me down, I demand you!”
You stand back and giggle at these two now very sparkly and beautiful guys.
alright that’s it! hope that’s all you wanted it to be 😻😻
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xx-c4rr10n-xx · 11 months
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Get in loser, we're gonna go commit eco-terrorism
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cherryrainn · 11 months
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Can you please do
Cute Cuddle scenario or short
About Onceler x Female Reader
Thank you!!<333
HAHA YESS THIS SOUNDS ADORABLE
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— wrapped in warmth
onceler/greedler x reader cuddles
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note; this can be either onceler or greedler!
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at first, he was so shy when it came to cuddles
but the more you guys did it, the more comfortable he got.
he's the big spoon, obviously.
however, if you wanna be the big spoon, he won't argue.
if you're talking, he just closes his eyes and listens with a small smile on his face. it doesn't matter what you're talking about, he'll listen because he loves your voice so much.
sometimes he lets you lay right on him, he doesn't mind.
his nose is dug into your hair, sometimes he plays with it and he doesn't mind you playing with his too.
he would be rubbing your back if you're on top of him.
he is so cuddly
instead of you, it's usually just him asking to cuddle, or he just randomly gets into it
he absolutely loves cuddles
his unreliable ass cant get into it sometimes, he's an idiot.
but he tries his best, that's all that matters right?
like, his legs being almost as long as the bed kind of makes it hard, but if he's sleeping he ends up wrapping them around you like an idiot.
this man snores. a lot. LOUDLY.
he even drools sometimes, but all you have to do is move his head away or start smacking him.
he's a big baby
after a long day of doing whatever.
if it's on a couch or something, he just holds you and rests his head in the crook of your neck.
sometimes he randomly takes your hand.
he loves spooning though!
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0rca-waiil · 2 years
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The final chapter aka the epilogue of Professionalism is up! Thanks to everyone who supported me in writing this fic, I really didn’t think it would get this kind of attention. But I so super appreciate it! This is not the end of my Lorax writing, as a successor fic is in the works! Thank you again! 
Chapters: 7/7 Fandom: The Lorax (2012) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: The Once-ler (The Lorax)/You Characters: The Once-ler (The Lorax), You, Reader, random background characters Additional Tags: Why Did I Write This?, Slow Burn, Office Romance, Boss/Employee Relationship, Eventual Smut, WHAT YEAR IS IT, Call my therapist, Mommy Issues, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Not Beta Read, Smut, Finally, Bittersweet Ending Summary:
“Ah… Do you think it’s too much?”
“The house?” You clarified, to which he nodded. “Do you?”
Your boss played with his glass, rolling its bottom round and round atop the counter, creating a wet ring in its shape. “I don’t know. I like… big. Y’know, I used to live in this shitty little cottage out in the wilds— tiny little thing, barely any room to knit. Back then I made my thneeds myself; chopped the trees, harvested the truffula tufts, processed them into yarn, knitted them… It was hard work. And all I had was a tiny little cottage in the woods to do it all. I don’t know how I survived back then…”
“I don’t know how you survive now,” you said, but regretted it. Who were you to say something so patronizing to your boss? To Mr. Onceler of all people? But he didn’t look offended. Instead, he smiled at you, looking sort of thankful that you had said that.
“Yeah, I don’t know, either.”
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Anyway, you are now the newest personal receptionist to the CEO of Thneed Co. Congrats. Don’t fuck your boss.
I am so grateful for the love this fic has gotten! Thank you so much for reading!
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