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sprinklesharkie · 16 days

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i can't believe joel was actually the one behind these statues i really thought etho was gaslighting and girlbossing

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strwbrryklly · 8 months

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new bechdel test: does odo go any episode without interacting with or mentioning quark

#i’m watching paradise lost and it just comes out of nowhere #the man is obsessed #strwbrry speaks #star trek #deep space nine #odo #quark #quodo

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if-mirrormine · 7 months

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MC studying medicine and Doctor Alex just makes me think it's two people in uniform and Gray will die (of lust)

he'd literally have a coronary

#the man is OBSESSED #hes getting nothing done with those two around #mm: gralex #mirror mine #message received☎️#anonymous

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markantonys · 2 years

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#the man is OBSESSED #i think about mat thinking about elayne's dimple almost as much as mat thinks about elayne's dimple #mat cauthon #elayne trakand #matlayne #the wheel of time #wot #wot book spoilers

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epsilonics · 10 months

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Lockwood & Co. - Jonathan Stroud, Lockwood & Co. (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: George Cubbins | George Karim/Quill Kipps, Lucy Carlyle/Anthony Lockwood Characters: George Cubbins | George Karim, Quill Kipps, Anthony Lockwood, Lucy Carlyle, Holly Munro Additional Tags: their love language is bullying, quill kipps is lying to himself and george karim is swearing to it, Song: Love Me Dead (Ludo), no betas we die like men Summary:

Five times George and Quill kiss and don't talk about it, and the one time they do.

#lockwood & co #quill kipps #george karim #listen quill commented on george's ass too many times for me to NOT ship it #the man is obsessed #surely there is no ship name #quill kipps/george karim #quill kipps/george cubbins #i have it saved as #karipps #on my computer lol

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lulaealul · 2 years

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As a fairly new DTS and F1 follower, i simply must ask... Is Christian Horner high key in love with Toto Wolff ?

#christian horner #toto wolff #dts #f1 #the man is obsessed #i lowkey get it #or he could lmao

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eastgaysian · 8 months

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#ordinary photo of yeti #they made astarion in a lab for me to be obsessed with.#like hottest man in game for me is halsin truthfully. astarion is my shitty little white dog with separation anxiety who bites people.#very different things. if i say i'm doing a playthrough as astarion that's when you put me down #main factor motivating me not to is i need to hear neil newbon's voice acting at least once a minute or i die.#i've got a dark urge concept rattling around the brain but i should maybe self-impose a gaming break and take care of. responsibilities 😐

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mr-malumm · 3 months

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Rewatched episode 1, have we considered this?

#he wants to bonk the tv man so bad #noisy picture box is so fucking funny #theyre obsessed with each other your honor #hazbin art #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #alastor #hazbin alastor #vox #hazbin vox #radiostatic #i fell for the fucking tv #my art

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thelilylav · 9 months

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Aziraphale is the most character ever. He ran out of ideas so he declared war on hell. He canonically says fuck. His favourite colour is yellow. He’s literally an angel and can speak every language on earth but still isn’t fluent in french. He told his boyfriend to shoot him for his magic act and made him go through with it when their miracles weren’t working. He gave away his flaming sword and then lied about it for the next 6000 years. He has a bookshop that never sells books. No one’s doing it like him.

#like i see why crowley is obsessed w this man #if i had a wife this weird i’d follow her around everywhere too #put some respect on his name #not to mention he literally tried to kill adam in s1 #and had to get stopped by #madame tracy #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #good omens season 2 #aziraphel #aziraphale

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allagashed · 1 month

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whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean

#american psycho #patrick bateman #christian bale #rewatched last night he’s soo stupidly pathetic why is he the way he is #allagashed obsessed with another insane man (fork found in kitchen)#sorry 2 my very little followers my interests bounce around so quick i only have like two i’m constantly into and its nirvana and ed movies #+ horror movies so actually three nvm

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danidoesathing · 1 year

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J.K. Simmons playing J. Jonah Jameson in every timeline has to be one of the funniest running gags ive seen in a movie. anyone can be Spiderman but there can only be one J. Jonah Jameson

#obsessed with this movie already #I think its funny that its just this one guy's destiny to be a mild nuisance for Spiderman #spiderman #across the spiderverse #spider man #across the spider verse #Spiderman across the spiderverse #j jonah jameson #dani speaks #spiderverse

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nekophy · 3 months

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Peak babygirl rizz👑🐍

#hazbin hotel #lucifer hazbin hotel #lilith hazbin hotel #adam hazbin hotel #eve hazbin hotel #my art #im obsessed with this man he's so pretty #the millie pose looks so good on him 💘#lucifer morningstar

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szczurherbacany · 1 year

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yooooooo

#absolutely obsessed with him actually #across the spiderverse #spider punk #hobie brown #spider man #fanart

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mwagneto · 7 months

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FUNNIEST WAY TO DESCRIBE THIS SHOW

#WHY DONT YOU AS A MAN FIND TREASURES IN OTHER MEN AND MAYBE YOU'LL CALM DOWN !!!#literally obsessed with this oh my goddddd #me when the show about gay men is described as a show about gay men 🤯#<- copying that from dms coz like OMGGGJFJJGJFFJ.... men will literally love each other #ofmd #ofmd s2 #ofmd spoilers #ofmd season 2 #ofmd s2 spoilers #our flag means death

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evyltalks · 1 month

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lowkey obsessed with this man…

@imdamagecontrol you know which one is for you <3

#big boobed man #pretty James 🤭#im obsessed with a man (a little ashamed but it’s okay he’s fictional)#marauders #art #marauders fanart #fanart #james potter #james fleamont potter #james potter fanart #James reading #James being hot #musician james

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yandere-writer-momo · 2 months

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Yandere Short Stories:

Let Me In

Yandere Francis Mosses (Doppelgänger) x GN Reader

Swish. Swish.

You leaned back as your foot steadily rocked the cushioned seat of your desk chair from side to side. It was yet another boring day of being the doorman for this apartment complex. Yet you couldn’t help the shudder run down your spine from time to time since you constantly felt under surveillance. Then again, perhaps you were going slightly insane from working such long hours in such a narrow space? There was no way someone would stalk you of all people… right?

You let out a low chuckle at your thoughts. You recently felt as if your days melt together. It was the same routine every single day. Stop the doppelgängers from entering the apartment complex. Check their IDs and entry requests. Call their room. You were tired of this consistent repetitive pattern! You wanted some excitement for once-

“Hello.” You jumped to attention when a handsome man stood before you. Your eyes nearly shot out of your head at the blood that stained his face. Was it macabre of you to find that attractive. “I just got off work and I’d like to call it a day in my apartment.”

“Y-you have a little.” Your breath hitched when he wiped the blood off with his thumb and gave you the faintest of smiles.

“Ah. I hadn’t realized I made a mess earlier. Thank you.” The man then handed you his ID and entry request. Francis Mosses was it? He was indeed a looker and his ID checked out… but he wasn’t on today’s list.

“I’m sorry, Francis. You’re not on the list today-“ you scream when he slammed his hands on the window. His half-lidded eyes now wide open and bloodshot. This man no longer looked like an angel, but rather a demon. A demon that would no doubt rip you apart and swallow you whole.

“I’m not on the list? I’m sure you could let me in.” You quickly push the emergency button but his large hands grab the metal doors before you can shut them completely. You gulp when you spot the veins bulging from his gray hands. “Haven’t you been bored lately? You always look so lonely at your desk… I’m sure I could show you a good time.”

Well, Francis wasn’t wrong- no! You can’t endanger the residents! You dialed the D.D.D’s number with haste which made the doppelgänger sigh.

“Fine! Have it your way.” Francis casted you one last look. “But I will be back. And you will let me in. Remember, I’m always watching.”

You deflated like a ballon and sunk back into your chair. Your body felt as if your bones had completely melted from how scared you were… you’ve never encountered such an aggressive doppelgänger before…

“You have contacted the D.D.D. A group of agents has been sent to your building.” The garbled voice on the other end of the line brought you back down to reality.

You sighed and leaned forward to put your face in your palms. What on earth did Francis mean that he would always be watching?

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