I found out from an even worse meme so you’re welcome
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The Juice
Gotta squeeze the juice, gotta squeeze, get the juice to flow, THE JUICE MUST FLOW!
Sweet, sticky, succulent juice. Give it to me, the inspiration juice, GIVE ME THE JUICE!
The word has lost meaning,in fact it now feels terrible, a word most foul, it’s mixture of consonants & vowels detests me.
I’m driven to madness at the mere thought of that putrid liquid. The miasmic stench the it exudes cloying it’s way through my nostrils and burrowing it’s way into my brain.
It is an infection!
I flee for if I linger the temptation will take me. The sumputuous orbs of dealy poison call out from the stem.
I press on for once that vital essence touches my lips my fate is sealed.
For the Devil himself resides within, THE JUICE!
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to celebrate the opening of the newest gender neutral bathroom (oj simpsons grave) i recommend the classic norm macdonald series of insults and reading if i did it
here is the former
and here is a link to the latter for free
and may all my fellow domestic abuse survivors enjoy this day and every other upcoming day in which we all outlived the juice
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In light of recent events I want to remind everyone of this creepy misogynistic SNL skit about how “”””funny”””””it would be for O.J. Simpson to lie and manipulate women into having sex with him and him being congratulated by the black server 🙄.
Fuck this SNL skit and fuck Keenan Thompson and Gal Gadot for thinking this was a good scene idea 🤬
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My new favorite podcast of genre is gossip.
Normal Gossip - the stories are top tier, I mean it's some straight up mess. The stories are presented really well and the hosts are funny but don't overshadow the hot goss with too many bits. The hosts tell the stories themselves and it's really well produced.
The Juice with Solomon Georgio - hosted by the most beautiful comedian alive, The Juice is a more structured show. Its guests are often people from the comedy world. Solomon is incredibly funny and encourages lots of additional commentary and play with his guests as he reads gossip via letters and listens to a fan tell a story on "The Juice Line." The Juice Line is absolutely why I keep listening. You can tell the producers do a great job of finding good stories because the storyteller is always primed and ready to share.
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Hey love! Will we ever see some ✨guy on guy✨ art? I am BLUSHING over the patreon and I need MORE.
Oh my gosh i’m soooo happy you brought this up cuz✨✨✨✨ I was waiting for it 😈 Yes you most definitely will, that’s all i’m gonna say hehehe. I got some goodies baking❤️ Thank you for mentioning it hehehe❤️
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Gonna eat rhiz entire fucijgg pickle jar
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