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#the gay agenda must be spread somehow
zee-nith · 2 years
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*cough* gay *cough*
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chiroptaro · 2 years
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I think ra*bits is so funny because like. On surface level theyre the normalest unit. (If you ignore Nazuna’s trauma) theyre just a bunch of cute guys. They literally have Tomoya, the canonical most mediocre normal guy ever. Except he’s also so far in the closet about being gay that he’s somehow trans coded himself (he keeps saying things like ‘wow I wish I was a girl so I could date you because you’re so beautiful and strong and cute wow your hair is so long and your eyelashes are so prettt and your lips are so kissable! In a bro way!’) and then there’s Hajime who just looks like a cute little guy but you learn more about him and he’s actually like. Insanely jealous of ppl and also has a complex about being poor and also his feminine appearance. Literally Mitsuru is the most normal member in their unit and he’s the weirdest one off of appearance because all he does is run around and shout about how much he loves bread. He has like twelve bread plushies on his bed. He literally only talks about bread
And then there’s Nazuna who were not even gonna start on
who is tomoya gay for answer quickly. also he rooms with mayoi so. the transfem agenda must be spreading 😨 /j
hajime just like me fr but honestly ive never seen insecurities about finances in animanga or etc so thats...fresh. how interesting!!
mitsuru 🤝 me
bread
that's so fucking funny honestly what a fella
rip in peace nazuna poor guy
it's very interesting that enstars shows the actual bad effects of the, shall we say, idol industry, because stuff like that usually isnt portrayed. live ever. i like it!!
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astersofthesky · 3 years
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I decided to reread the MHA LN Chapter 4, you know, the canon bkdk angsty slow-burn fanfic 😌😌 Spreading the BKDK LN agenda because WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS MORE !!
Anyway, I FOUND ANOTHER TRANSLATION but sadly OP haven't finished it yet 😢
And since I need an emotional outlet so I can scream at how they're so canon, Im'ma do it here ahwjdhfjsh 👀✨
Warning: Long post; potential manga spoilers
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– I forgot that this chapter literally started with the angst 😭 Deku saying that he can't imagine having lunch with Kacchan is like a pain in the gut. He just wanna be friends with his Kacchan again 😢
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– One word, ✨SOULMATES ✨ afshshahah PLS, even the universe can't help but ship them together 😩✋ they're fruityness is on whole a new level I CAN'T 💚🧡
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– I see what you're doing Bakugou 👀 You really can't leave your sweet broccoli behind huh?? Also, crybaby Macchan and aggressive Takkun?? 🤔 Do I need to say more? 🧐
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– If that's not flirting then idk what is 🤷 also, "In front of my soba? Really?" (Todoroki, probably)
– There's no ss but I just wanna give a special mention to jealous!Bakugou. No cos srsly, implying you're not friends with Deku as if you're not dying to hold his hand then getting irritated over Todoroki claiming the "friend" card 😩 Just, Bakugou, don't @ me ☺️💢
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– The angst had reached full force it seems ಥ‿ಥ The line was cut but it actually says "Not friends, just childhood friends" 😭😭 and I am telling you Im'ma throw my brand new book when Bakugou explicitly acknowledges Midoriya as his boyfriend. Because before they were rivals, Bakugou and Midoriya were first friends. And I'm not saying that they aren't one now because we as readers, can definitely see they care for each other. But the question is, do they already see the other as a friend and not just a mere rival? They don't cos they're boyfriends your honor
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– Tbh, It still haven't sinked in that this is kind of canon 🤧 This is such a cliched romantic scene like wtf?? So what's next? The full moon is illuminating half of Bakugou's face, red eyes glowing and face soft from the natural white luminescence or something sappy like that?? 😩😩 I love it
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– Izuku in this LN chapter whenever he talks about Bkg: ✨ THEIR RELATIONSHIP ✨
– I know, I get it. You don't have to shove it my face every single time Deku 😌 and pls, why are you still flirting at the middle of the night?? Or was it pining that I see 🤔 i mean comparing each other to their kid parallels 😕 hmm a severe case of mutual pining indeed
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– Yes yes, of course you're only looking for food stalls Mr. Bakugou "Tsundere" Katsuki, I completely don't believe that you're worried about the kids. No! of course not! Who says you want the kids to reconcile so they wouldn't experience the pain that you and a certain green had gone through?? Hahaha I mean It's not like they're your parallel what??hmmm no no, go on, look for takoyaki or smthn ☺️☺️
– Wait, did the last part say '"Bakugou grabbed Izuku's face and pushed it away..." Aksfksjdhdisjs what in the actual gay fanfic is this??!! Or wait, is this what Bkg usually do to Deku in the official art he's like, I love agressively gripping your head as I entangle my fingers on your soft curls but no homo💀
Since OP's translation isn't complete, I'm going to use Lau Ren's translation and yes I'm continuing this shit even though Tumblr mobile only lets me post 10 pics per post
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– Bkdk domesticity with children pt. 95736 💚🧡 They love kids so much 😩 Yk I'd donate my kidney just to see this ANIMATED ✨ like this has so much fluff potential 🤧 Or at the very least a drama CD. I'd ascend 😭
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– WHAT THE FUDGE ?!! I'M SCREAMING 😭 I SAY IT AGAIN 💞 SOULMATES✨ and pls, it has my favorite fic trope, Bakugou Katsuki is Bad at Feelings. Anyway, I need a minute to collect myself cos I can't move past the "With the said person himself nearby, Kacchan thought his fate had gone crazy" ( ≧Д≦) dammit Katsuki, why r u so gay. Izuku loves you, you emotionally constipated gremlin
I have reached my 10 picture limit so I'm just gonna copy paste some of the twts 💀 I hope I don't get in trouble lmao Xd
- Kacchan fixed his gaze to Deku who looked relieved. "He..."
- Somehow, Kacchan remembered the fight they had after All Might's retirement. It was the first time they were able to let out their conflicts sincerely. Although his fear towards Deku had decreased since then, there was still a feeling of disgust about Deku being a hero who save others residing in Kacchan.
- He couldn't understand it. But he knew, there will always a being whom he cannot understand
– Bkg rlly said 👀 on Deku while having angsty thoughts ಥ╭╮ಥ Looking back on this tho, I just can't help but be proud when I remember 285. Bakugou is loud but he is very rational in battles. He thinks of a plan on the spot meaning he's mind is on work 24/7.
– When he had his "My body just moved on its own" moment, Katsuki had understood Deku and his nature to "Save to Win." It'ss that Katsuki must not analyze it with his brain, but instead feel it with his heart 💚🧡 And this is the reason why I badly want to see him on the manga 😭 that was some MAJOR CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT I'm ahwjdhfjsh
– Takkun and Maachan's pinky swear deserves their own mention. They're so pure 😩✋
- He said he still hasn't done hatsumoude so Kacchan can go first, but Kacchan refused and wouldn't let Deku do hatsumoude before him.
- Kacchan tried to take a head start, but in the end, they ended up visiting and praying together.
– AND WE'RE BACK with the gays 😌 hsjdjajs they compete with every single thing it's honestly cute. Also YES THEY PRAYED TOGETHER and shoujo scenes with the main couple praying on the shrine but make it BKDK flashed before my eyes 😖✨
- After finishing their prayers, Deku looked at Kacchan, "What did you wish for?" "Shut up."
- Even with Kacchan's sulking expression seen from the side, Deku felt that they had wished for the same thing.
– DEKU YOU'RE BEING TOO LOUD!! I just can't with these two 😩✋ Both of them are down so bad for each other and you can't tell me otherwise 💚✨🧡
- With those serious eyes, Deku knew they were aiming for the same thing. Win to save, save to win. To be the best heroes.
- Deku knew well that he and Kacchan are polar opposites. But even so, Deku couldn't imagine a world in which Kacchan doesn't exist.
– Deku just went 😍 on Kacchan and thought "I CAN'T IMAGINE LIFE WITHOUT YOU 🧡💚" (insert Imagine by Ben Platt)
– I can't even stress how much I love this line, y'all this is so misleading I-- this is too much 😭 Anyway, I believe this go both ways. Bakugou can't also see a world without Deku in it, and since Deku decided to be the self-sacrificing person he is, I'll just SCREAM IN CH. 304 ( ≧Д≦)
- Seeing the two praying side by side, he commented, "so you've become good friends now, huh."
- Both of them immediately opposed, and Kacchan threatened to explode Shoto's mouth for saying such a disgusting thing.
– Let's go Todoroki, best wingman 🤣 And flustered Bakugou makes a reappearance hdjsja Dammit half n' half I ain't flirting with Deku fvck you
And this is where it ends afshshaha anyway bkdk canon 💚🧡
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bluewinnerangel · 3 years
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People are just quick to make conclusions about songs’ interpretations. An album can be about your relationship without being a whole tribute to your lover. There kinda is a red string for both FL and Walls that is their relationship, simply because it’s one constant for most of their life ? They change as individuals, their environment evolves all the time, but them being together is the one thing that stayed put for the last 10 years. So yeah, a lot of their songs are gonna imply each other somehow, but it doesn’t make it any less about their own self growth. They’re just. Kind of part of each other now. Seeing them as solo artists and individuals doesn’t mean totally erasing their partner’s existence, but singing about your relationship doesn’t mean you’re forgetting yourself either. The catch with Larry is that we have now 11 years of context, so we tend to forget about creative process in songwriting and focus more on timelines and "proofs" and stuff (like the princess park line). Everyone has an agenda to push when it comes to Harry and/or Louis’ songs lol (rads want them broken up so they see walls as a break up album, solo harries live for the pussy anthem push..)
Oh god it's a ramble:
Yepyepyep. But is it really the case that people have made these conclusions? A lot of it just comes down to not taking the time to say things in a nuanced matter on the internet right? Which accounts for... everything. I mean you can read some of my posts and conclude that I'm always making everything about larry at all times. See some others and think she must be fun at parties just trashing cute "larry proofs" or whatever. Like it's about what shit reaches your eyes, and you bet 9/10 times it's going to be that hot topic serotoninboosty pairing of 2 lines in their lyrics stuff that is quick to spread rather than a longwinded breakdown about their individual growth even though lots of us appreciate both, one is just a see-hehe-reblog, the other one is a gotta get myself some tea and biscuits and the right mindset and I might not have that right now but I totally agree(nevermind that there's no room for these kinda things on any platform but on blogs).
But also I have never been this deep in a fandom (or anywhere close even) so I might be full of shit here but to me Harry, and Louis, but especially Harry is in a pretty unique position where his fanbase is divided in so many little sub-groups that have wildly different ideas of him but all are reading deep deep deeply (but some... selectively) into his shit. The only other person I can think of being in a similar position would be Taylor Swift. Like which artist has got this "problem" (I don't think it's a problem, I think there's a reason their fandoms are like this: because these gayvinci bullshit artists thrive in this shit and keep feeding it) really where else is there this much speculation about what their songs are about, that people are trying to decipher what's going on, and land on many many different conclusions. And that a lot of sides of their fandom, even if they draw wildly different conclusions, are able to recognize the same hints, one being for Harry that he is and has been in a longterm relationship, another one being that he's gay, and welp with that some just go UNO REVERSE CARD and somehow end up on another ship but ok. But I do think this kinda... euh.... with lack of a better word conspiracy factor really enables this focus on cracking a code, trying to read between the lines, all that, and sometimes that just overshadows that that whole part of their work is just an added layers and first and foremost they're just.. people. Living their life. Singing about the things they have been through. About the thing they care about. And sometimes that's going to be about their partner, sometimes not. Like. Any artist.
good lad good lad nice little ramble.
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unwelcome-ozian · 5 years
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(part one) hey, I just wanted to say from the bottom of my heart, thank you for supporting LGBT people. when I was younger I was reaaally into reading about “conspiracy theories” for lack of a better term, but after a while I stopped because I would go on the vigilantcitizen and youtube videos about these topics and just see... absolute hatred towards gay and trans people and I just really couldn’t handle that. I’ve already dealt with homophobia, I didn’t want to deal with it in my spare time.
(part two) on top of that, my mom (a few years after reluctantly accepting my sexuality) became religious and started talking about how I need to read the bible, convert to being straight, and how the illuminati and other things is behind this and how I’m following the plan of the new world order and…. yeah. I had to cut her out of my life. it also completely turned me off from this subject matter entirely.(part three) this is the first time I’ve ever seen someone talk about these things that actually supports people like me… I didn’t think I would ever find that. I figured it just went hand in hand with the kinds of hateful people I avoid, so I really, really, really feel extremely grateful to you. thank you so much. I can feel comfortable reading about these things again now. sorry if these messages are all over the place.A lot, not all, but a lot of people who follow conspiracy theories at times seem to have difficulty separating facts from the theory. 
Part of the problem is religion is so involved with conspiracy theories that a person’s spiritual prejudices have been interjected into them. Then those prejudices become a poison that leads to harm and death of those targeted, vulnerable populations.   The LGBT community, Muslims, the Jewish people, African Americans and Armenians to name a few.
I personally feel that the purpose of the theories is to find the truth behind them. What has happened is people have made minorities a scapegoat, which makes absolutely no sense. The targets of the conspiracy are usually targeted by the government, pharmaceutical companies, religious organizations, major corporations, a lot of entities. 
All those organizations have something to lose: power and money. There is always a target for them, and that is a population that can’t adequately protect themselves. 
The tactic is always fear. The threats used are well known: they will steal from you, take your job, destroy your family, take away your ‘freedom’, spread the disease, etc. Then step back and watch. Because human nature kicks in, and creates what they said would happen.
The Illuminati is about power and control. The people who want power and control don’t care about someones sexual orientation. They care about insuring they remain in control.  
So, where did the conspiracy theory start that LGBT people are a part of the Illuminati agenda? Religion. When people are afraid, and they feel their beliefs are threatened, and they are going to lose power, they must find their scapegoat.  Behold, LGBT people want to destroy the very fabric of all things Godly. They must be part of the Illuminati plan.
What? That makes no sense. That means to hold that belief about LGBT people, the cultural beliefs and history of LGBT people must be ignored from the beginning of time, and the cultures that believed there was absolutely nothing wrong with same gender attraction, transgender people are wrong. Then the just treatment of the LGBT people goes against the professed faith of many religious people. They hate, fear, oppress and even murder in the name of their religion; which, interestingly enough, is what they accuse the Illuminati of doing.  
So they blame the Illuminati for their (the religious people) treatment of the LGBT people. “We’re protecting ourselves.” Scapegoating a population of people because of an unfounded fear that they must justify somehow.
I’m sorry you’ve experienced hate and rejection. I don’t believe a whole segment of people is evil. That’s not logical at all. 
I believe truth should always be sought after. Truth doesn’t hate entire groups of people.  Truth reveals lies. 
You are supported here, you are welcome here, and we will defend your sacred humanity.
You’re doing great. Thank you for letting us know.
Oz/Ozzie/Josha 
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velvyy · 5 years
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bit of a rant oof
If homophobes are so obsessed with the idea of gay people or gayness being “unnatural” I gotta say I hope they aren’t relying on technology because lemme tell you something about modern day manufacturing, television, laptops, and taking showers.
I really don’t understand and see how this argument holds up because it falls apart once you realize all these people mentioning homosexuality being unnatural are probably pro-capitalist, and capitalism being the driving force behind unnatural establishments of workers producing industrial and manufactured goods whilst allowing your CEO, boss, etc, to accumulate masses of wealth despite already being well off as it is.And before I hear “Our urge to be aggressively competitive is our nature!”, I’d like to point out that applies to those who are trying to survive in a society where certain resources may be scarce. Of course you’re going to fight for them if it’s a life or death situation unless, you find a way to be mutual about it and establish a more cooperative way of surviving that serves to benefit both parties. We aren’t so simple-minded that we just look at things as a kill or be killed situation. This type of rhetoric and logic is used to justify the existence of billionaires whilst also being based on a very twisted rendition of evolutionary theory. Saying that it’s in our nature to do what we must to survive is not the same as saying that mass accumulation of wealth to such an extent it drains resources from those who need it is justified, because one could argue that our desire to survive can lead us to find a solution in mutual aid, cooperation, and autonomy rather than being overly competitive and creating foes where it might be unnecessary. Sure, we can also be greedy, but to what end do we allow our greed to become so overwhelming that it negatively effects the entire world’s population? In a smaller, agrarian society, I figure those who would try and accumulate a mass majority of resources would be shunned and potentially expelled from said society. In our current society, we’re convinced that billionaires are some kind of benevolent being who keeps the good will of the people in mind, but of course, as history has shown, the establishment of hierarchy and accumulation of power inevitably corrupts those to such a degree that it negatively affects anyone who isn’t considered an “elite” and with no democracy existent in the workplace, I’d hardly call our CEOs benevolent just like I’d hardly call Monarchs benevolent. Although the UK proves they haven’t moved past the worshiping of Monarchs..
 I fail to see how the unnatural mass accumulation of wealth, by unnatural means of production, those things being made in unnatural and industrial settings, and being distributed by unnatural means, is even remotely human nature, and I’d even argue that this “human nature” argument is honestly arbitrary once you realize humans are heavily influenced and are adaptable to their environment, but I digress.
Humanity isn’t so simple to kind of just boil us down to the idea that we exist solely to mate with those of the opposite sex and make children who will then do the same in later years, and I fail to see how viewing humanity in such a way isn’t limiting and restrictive. Whether or not a man can love another man really isn’t a problem. All these reactionary worries of undermining traditional values and marriage is just mere fearmongering. No one who’s actually straight is just going to decide to not get married because their gay next door neighbor got married. Raising children won’t be undermined, nor will the idea of “family” be undermined. The issue arises when reactionaries seemingly want some arbitrary reason to exclude gay people from normal life due to preconceived notions and archaic beliefs that are more than a millennia old at this point, and these people are seemingly fine with government intervention when it suits to enable discrimination, but once it does the opposite, now we have a discussion about civil liberty and rights, because apparently those who aren’t disadvantaged the same way others are, are now being systemically and institutionally oppressed because gay people can hold a big fancy wedding and live in the same suburban neighborhood. Some even try to make it some faux feminist issue, making claims of how gay men getting married is somehow a result of men appropriating femininity and what it means to be a woman.
I mean, The AAP, APA, NASW, and AMA seem to disagree with those who try to undermine people who aren’t straight, but for some reason we’re still having this debate all because of gay characters being represented in films and current properties, and this is quite recent really. Gay character pops up in a comic book or film, all the incel-esque fanboys of whatever property they’re into lose their shit and begin to make conspiracy theories about cultural marxism and the end of civilization as we know it. Apparently sucking dick is going to destroy all of the order established in the world, despite the order in the world ironically being built off the pillaging and ransacking and oppressing of other groups across the world. The SJW propaganda wants to undermine straight people by including people who aren’t like me oh noes. The SJW communists have taken over every individual industry ever in the history of everything, and now my kids are going to become gay! What a tragedy! I need to become an online reactionary activist and pretend I’m an intellectual because I cite evidence whilst misinterpreting it and then make claims about how I trigger the libs!
You might think I’m being seriously hyperbolic here, but I’ve seen conservatives and centrists on Youtube speak EXACTLY like this, and it baffles me that people take these kinds of people seriously. I don’t think I’d look at a movie that just so happens to have an all straight cast and think “THE STRAIGHT AGENDA” because that’s nonsense. Marxists owning means of production only to use it for spreading a progressive message about how gays are pretty ok? Marxists wouldn’t take over businesses. They’d either destroy them or establish worker’s cooperatives out of them, and sorry, but DC, Marvel, and all these other big entertainment distributors? None of them are destroyed or workers co-ops, and if they were, it wouldn’t be because of Marxists going against their own values to prove some point about how capitalism sucks. Capitalism does that by itself. Your kids can’t just majestically turn gay because they saw a comic strip of Spiderman kissing Deadpool. If your kid is gay, that’s just because he just is.His attraction is something he can’t help and feels rather natural to him, and to him, would feel unnatural to constantly be told that their attraction is evil and wrong, and is somehow being enabled by the media they consume. If anything, the media they consume helps them realize themselves better and I see no negatives with that. Triggering the libs? Most “progressives” or leftists typically acknowledge that certain things being said or represented are in poor taste. I don’t like cancel culture, but me saying that someone shouldn’t call someone a faggot isn’t me being “ultra triggered liberal sjw”, it’s just me saying that such vernacular derives from the dehumanization of a certain group of people, and it’s not your word to own. When you say it in a such a way, we know what you mean, and it’s not helpful to you or I. That’s not me telling you to go die, and if your reaction to that is more vitriol, then maybe you’re the one who’s offended by me making an honest point. Sorry if your tunnel vision view of societal norms and the way we as people treat each other originates from cowardly centrists from Youtube, or reactionaries.
I’m genuinely and honestly tired of this debate surrounding whether or not I have the right to exist and be free from discrimination. I can’t fathom why so many people think my right to exist is somehow a violation of their own rights to such a degree that they think they need to undermine mine, and I’m especially tired of these same people arguing that something I can’t help is unnatural despite many of these people consuming and being surrounded by things that actually are unnatural, and made by unnatural means. Also tired of the bs surrounding entertainment and this whole charade regarding fake outrage surrounding gay people in films. Admittedly I do have a problem with companies using LGBT representation as a mere commodity for liberal consumer points, but that’s not a problem with being gay as much as it’s a problem with companies being soulless husks as corporate entities with no regard for humanity. And I’m really tired of having buzzwords thrown my way as a way to shut down conversation, and then have these people pretend they owned me in some hypothetical debate. Sexuality and the way it’s shaped through genetics, environment, the structure of our brain, etc, is a very complex subject, and it irks me that people really want to find any way to disregard science to try and justify their bigotry only to claim they aren’t bigoted in any way.
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gayseijous · 7 years
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A Love Like on the Screen
Pairing: MatsuHanaIwaOi Wordcount: 5283 Summary: Matsukawa didn’t really care much for youtube or youtubers, beyond cute cat videos at least. But Hanamaki did, and since Hanamaki did, this was clearly going to be a thing. Author’s note: This is a Valentine’s Day Exchange Gift for @seijouho ! I’m so sorry that it’s late, I ended up with a flu and completely lost track of the days, but here it is. I hope you enjoy it! It’s my first MatsuHanaIwaOi fanfic ever, and also my first Youtube AU. Hopefully I did it some kind of justice. 
Matsukawa wasn't sure why he'd agreed to this, standing around at the airport in the early morning and holding a big sign. It was way too early for him, and he wasn't even all that interested in youtubers. Hanamaki was the one who convinced him to volunteer together at the small youtuber convention, and yet, somehow he got the cozy job of making sure the panels were running smoothly while Matsukawa ended up as the personal assistant of two of the guests.
A famous youtube couple, dabbling in a bit of everything, was what Hanamaki described them as. He had told him their names too as Matsukawa was handed the sign, but honestly he'd already forgotten them. Discreetly he tried to turn the sign to look at the names, when a voice startled him.
"Matsukawa, right?" a deep voice said.
Matsukawa looked up immediately, and before him stood two guys. One short, with a sharp face and holding about three fourths of their bags. He must've been the one who had spoken. Slightly behind him stood a taller guy, with a huge smile on his face and somehow perfect hair even after getting off a flight?
"Uhh, yeah. Hi. Welcome. You must be.." he glanced down at the sign again. "Iwaizumi and Oikawa. I'm Matsukawa, your personal assistant for the con."
Oikawa and Iwaizumi looked amused, and Matsukawa felt the back of his neck heat up. Maybe he could just not make a fool of himself within the first ten seconds.
"That's us, yes. We were told about you." Iwaizumi said, holding out a hand. "Nice to meet you."
Matsukawa nodded and shook first his hand, and then Oikawa's hand. Good thing he had a permanent case of resting bored face, or else he might've reacted to their perfectly manicured nails.
"We've been looking forward to getting to come here!" Oikawa said. "What's on the agenda for today?"
Matsukawa slowly put down the sign he realized he was still holding up, to take out their schedule.
"All of today? Or right now?" he asked, scanning the paper.
"Right now is fine, Mattsun, we have you to keep track of what comes later, right?" Oikawa laughed.
... Mattsun?
... Alright.
"We're headed to the hotel first of all to check you in and store away the bags. We won't have time to go back there until later tonight so make sure to bring with you everything you need for the con afterwards." he started.
"Got it! Lead the way, personal assistant-chan."
"Tooru, why are you like this?"
"Aw, you know you love me, Iwa-chan."
Taking one of Iwaizumi's bags, Matsukawa led the bickering couple towards the car. Taking the opportunity to text Hanamaki.
To: Hanamemeki
i somehow feel tricked
From: Hanamemeki
Not enjoying our guests company?
To: Hanamemeki
you could have told me that by couple you meant the most attractive yet simultaneously the most annoying gay couple ever
From: Hanamemeki
They'll grow on you. :-)
Putting away his less than helpful conversation, Matsukawa saw that they had reached his car. He swiftly unlocked it and stored away the luggage in the trunk with Iwaizumi's help, as Oikawa claimed the shotgun seat. And before soon, they were all out on the road towards the hotel.
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So far everything had gone so much better than Matsukawa had suspected. They had gotten them both into the hotelroom, showered and changed into convention appropriate gear in a much shorter time than anticipated. They even had time to stop and get breakfast on the road to the con, and he had to say that the couple was much easier to deal with after having coffee. Even the fans they met were bearable.
Apparently they were a big deal.
Constantly being stopped to take pictures or sign this and that, Matsukawa realized he had his work cut out for him. Getting these two to all their appointments on time was going to be hell.
Oikawa wasn't bothered though. He was all smiles and sparkling eyes, greeting every fan with undiminished enthusiasm and gratitude. Iwaizumi too, standing next to Oikawa with a grin and signing anything he was handed. Where did they even find the energy?
They finally managed to get away, Matsukawa herding his two responsibilities back to the car and shipping them both off to the convention. Getting their badges passed in a blur, and suddenly they were inside the air conditioned halls.
"Hey, Mattsun. We're gonna make a part of our vlog now, join us!" he heard Oikawa calling from behind him where he was looking at a map of the building.
He wandered over to their little corner, looking at the camera set up in front of them with slightly raised eyebrows.
"Come here," Iwaizumi said, gesturing to in between him and Oikawa.
Matsukawa took his place, looking straight into the camera. This was probably not a part of his job description.
Iwaizumi held up a small paper that said "Take 1: At the convention", and then brought it down just for Oikawa to start speaking.
"Hello everybody! We have just arrived at the convention, and it looks great so far."
"Oikawa is just tripping over his feet trying to see everything." Iwaizumi added.
"What! No I'm not, I'm way more graceful than that. Anyway, we were lucky enough to get picked up at the airport by the most handsome PA ever, Mattsun say hi to our fans!" Oikawa turned to look up at Matsukawa expectantly.
Matsukawa slowly raised his hand.
"'Sup."
"And as you can see he makes even Oikawa look tiny-"
"Iwa-chan!"
"- So if you can't find us just look for him, because he's gonna be keeping track of us this entire weekend."
"Come say hi if you see us! We're so excited to meet all of you!"
"And I apologize ahead of time if we don't have time to talk. I saw a glimpse of our schedule before and there's a lot we're gonna be doing here and a lot of times to keep. Starting to regret your job yet Mattsun?"
Matsukawa blinked at Iwaizumi's question. Was all this rehearsed?
"I regretted it the moment I found out I had to be at the airport at 6 AM." he deadpanned, and Iwaizumi grinned.
"But we're delightful to be around! Or, I am at least, Iwa-chan is a grump."
Iwaizumi rolled his eyes, reaching over to pinch Oikawa's cheek who danced out of the way, leaving Iwaizumi and Matsukawa alone in the frame.
"Well, time for us to be off. Bye everyone, and hopefully we'll see you around."
"Wait! I wanna say bye too-" Oikawa said from out of view and right there Iwaizumi cut off the recording with a laugh.
"Perfect. Thanks Mattsun," he chuckled.
"You're welcome. Clearly I made a huge difference in the video," Matsukawa said.
"More than you'd think." Iwaizumi replied, packing away the camera. "Where are we off to next?"
"You have a panel coming up on how to maintain relationships with your viewers and keeping an active community," Matsukawa said. "Together with Yachi, the Bokuto and Kuroo duo, and Sugawara."
"Suga?" Oikawa gasped. "I haven't seen him in forever! What are we waiting for?"
Apparently the answer was their fans. They were respectful enough to wait while the camera was out, but once it was away they made their way over.
"Excuse me, Oikawa?" a shy voice came from behind Oikawa, and he turned.
A huge smile spread across his face as he saw the two young girls.
"Hello, ladies! What can I help you with?"
"We're big fans of you and Iwaizumi," one girl said, blushing. "So I was- we were wondering if we could get a picture with you."
"Of course! What's your names?" he smiled.
Matsukawa stood next to Iwaizumi watching the interaction evolve.
"He has a way with people that makes them feel special." Iwaizumi said.
"Huh?" Matsukawa asked.
"He seems like a huge pain in the ass when you see him around just me, right? But the reason all our fans adore him is because he makes everyone feel like they're special and important. He's pretty silly, but somehow he's the most caring guy I've ever met." Iwaizumi continued. "Kind of makes you feel invincible."
"Iwa-chan! Come over here, we're taking a selfie with Emma and Kate!" Oikawa called.
"Coming! Sorry, I had to talk to our PA for a bit." Iwaizumi said as he joined the three. "How are you both doing?"
Matsukawa was left on the side, watching them talk to their fans. As Iwaizumi had said, Oikawa was certainly doing something good to the shy fans, but Iwaizumi himself too was giving off a comfortable air. And suddenly their fame made a lot more sense.
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When they finally made their way to the panel, just on time, Hanamaki greeted them backstage.
"Hi guys! I'm Hanamaki, and I'm responsible for the panels here on this stage. Glad you could join us!" Hanamaki shook Oikawa's and Iwaizumi's hands. "Has everything gone alright so far?"
"More than alright!" Oikawa chirped. "Mattsun's been splendid, it's great!"
Hanamaki grinned.
"Good to hear. I was a bit worried that he'd offend you, but since you requested a PA who wasn't a fan he seemed like the best choice."
"So that's why you roped me into this." Matsukawa said.
"Exactly, sweetums." Hanamaki blew him a kiss. "Anyway, we need to get you both over to makeup. Are you prepared for the panel?"
"As we'll ever be." Iwaizumi said. "Where are we headed?"
"Just over here." Hanamaki said, leading the group further back to a door and letting them all in. "Here's the last two."
Oikawa and Iwaizumi walked into the room, looking around. Matsukawa saw Oikawa's eyes widen suddenly, and then he was gone into the room.
"Refreshing-kun." Oikawa stated.
Another man stood up from his chair, meeting Oikawa's gaze.
"Oikawa." he said.
They were silent, staring each other down for a while before both breaking into huge grins and hugging each other.
"It's been forever! Why haven't you come by?" Oikawa said.
"Because I have a life that doesn't revolve around you." Sugawara teased. "And it's your turn to visit me anyway."
"Well, in that case I will. Now it's too late to take it back!" Oikawa said.
"Can you believe those two hated each other at first?" Iwaizumi commented, amused.
Matsukawa laughed as Oikawa turned to them.
"We didn't hate each other, it was a healthy rivalry." Oikawa complained.
"Speak for yourself, I definitely hated you." Suga grinned, poking Oikawa in the side.
"Suga!" Oikawa gasped.
And then they were all shuffled over to their chairs again, to apply the stagemakeup. Apparently different from normal makeup, Matsukawa learned.
"So what do you think about them?" Hanamaki asked. "Quite a duo, huh?"
"Oikawa called me handsome." Matsukawa said, making a face at Hanamaki.
"Well, you are. In a bushybrowed kind of way." Hanamaki said.
"At least I have eyebrows."
"That's rude."
"Sorry, babe."
"It's alright, babe."
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The panel went off without a hitch. Oikawa and Iwaizumi both looked like they were having fun up on the stage, talking about these things Matsukawa had never even considered would be a part of being a youtuber.
Apparently it was a lot more complicated than just turning on a videocamera and posting a couple of videos.
The rest of the day passed by quickly. Matsukawa spent all of it together with Iwaizumi and Oikawa, and a lot of the time Hanamaki, or Makki as Oikawa had taken to calling him, was there too.
"Makki?" Hanamaki had asked.
"It's a thing he does, giving nicknames to people, please ignore him." Iwaizumi had interjected.
"Hey!" Oikawa had said.
All in all the day was a lot more fun than Matsukawa had anticipated. It didn't feel like work at all. The four of them clicked like they'd known each other for years, teasing and having fun together even in the stressful environment, and at the end of the day they were all tired but content.
"So what was the most fun?" Hanamaki asked when they all got into Matsukawa's car at the end of the day. "Any golden moments?"
"The meet and greet was fun!" Oikawa said. "I love meeting fans, getting feedback on our content and so!"
"I liked the LGBT panel, it's the first of that kind I've ever been in." Iwaizumi added.
"Lunch." Matsukawa deadpanned, causing the two youtubers to laugh.
"On the subject of lunch..." Oikawa said. "Do you two want to go grab dinner with us before turning in for the night?"
Hanamaki and Matsukawa shared a look, before nodding.
"Sure, what are you in the mood for?" Hanamaki asked.
"Anything is fine for me." Oikawa said.
"Same here." Iwaizumi added.
"Same." Matsukawa said.
Hanamaki sighed.
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They ended up at a Denny's, late at night.
"What a cheap date." Oikawa laughed. "Denny's of all places, really?"
"This is how he punishes people who won't say what they want to eat." Matsukawa explained.
"Makki, how could you?" Iwaizumi deadpanned.
"I'm gonna look up a restaurant tonight that we can eat tomorrow." Oikawa exclaimed, pulling out his phone. "And it's gonna be the best dinner ever!"
"Who says we're eating dinner with you tomorrow?" Hanamaki asked. "Maybe we already have plans."
"Yeah. Iwaizumi, do you wanna go out and eat dinner with us tomorrow?" Matsukawa added with a lazy grin.
"Sure." Iwaizumi grinned right back.
"Iwa-chan!" Oikawa whined, and all three of his companions burst into laughter.
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"Good morning everyone! It's day two of the convention, and Iwa-chan is asleep on his feet as usual." Oikawa talked into the camera.
Behind him sat Iwaizumi, inhaling a cup of coffee, next to him was Matsukawa and Hanamaki seated, eating their own breakfasts from the hotel buffet.
"Why is he so happy, it's so early." Hanamaki said.
"He lives on conspiracy theories and milkbread, he doesn't need sleep like the rest of us mortals." Iwaizumi said.
"Makki and Mattsun are still with us, keeping track of our schedules and doing the boring work. Mattsun, what's on the schedule for today?" Oikawa said, ignoring the peanut gallery behind him.
"A nap, hopefully." Matsukawa started. "You have a Q&A panel today in the afternoon with just the two of you, some more meet and greet sessions, you're guests at a panel about gender norms and you're scheduled for an interview for the conventions webpage."
"Sounds like fun!" Oikawa said, turning back to the camera. "I hope I'll be seeing a lot of you guys today! Approach Iwa-chan with caution though, if he isn't holding a coffee he might bite."
"Oh shut up, Shittykawa." Iwaizumi said.
Oikawa laughed, throwing up a peace sign and winking at the camera before turning it off.
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Hanamaki split from the group as they arrived to the convention, having a job to do, and left Matsukawa to slowly herd Iwaizumi and Oikawa towards the meet and greet, through several interactions with fans on the way there. After what felt like a billion selfies, they finally arrived to the meet and greet with five minutes to spare.
Matsukawa got to hang around waiting as Oikawa and Iwaizumi talked to their fans, taking pictures and signing things as usual. They seemed like they were having fun, but Matsukawa just couldn't imagine having the energy for something like that ever. Maybe it was easier being two.
To: Hanamemeki
so youtube really is a big thing
From: Hanamemeki
Glad you're noticing.
To: Hanamemeki
they have so many fans
From: Hanamemeki
Your observational skills keep astounding me.
To: Hanamemeki
drop the attitude mister before i put you in time out
From: Hanamemeki
Lmao you can't even touch me.
To: Hanamemeki
... boi
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"Hello everyone, and welcome to the IwaOi Q&A Panel!" Oikawa cheered as he and Iwaizumi walked in on stage to a full room. "For the next hour, we're just here for the sake of all of you lovely fans! Any questions or requests you have, you can ask here. There are two microphones out in the audience, where you can slowly and politely line up, and we'll do as many questions as we have the time for."
"Please keep everything PG13, we don't have an age limit here and we want everyone to be able to enjoy this." Iwaizumi added. "That being said, let's get this started! How about we start with the first person at the right mic from our view, and then we do every other question like that? Alright, hello."
"Hello, Iwaizumi, Oikawa." the fan at the mic said. "I can't believe I'm here talking to you, it's like a dream come true."
"Thank you for saying that!" Oikawa said with a big smile. "We're happy to have you here too. What's your name?"
"Haha, thank you!" the fan said. "My name is Alicia, by the way, and I was just wondering if the two of you are planning on making any more gaming videos soon? I think those are my favorites."
"Good question, Alicia." Iwaizumi said. "We have two videos we already filmed that we just have to edit. I say we, but it's Oikawa's job this time so nobody know when those are coming out."
"I'm working on it!" Oikawa interjected. "There's a lot of work going on, but if you really want to see them I'll try to get it done the week after this con!"
"Which games is it?" Alicia asked.
"It's one episode of us doing co-op in Octodad, and the other one is co-op in I am Bread." Iwaizumi said. "Very comedy based, as usual."
"Yes, thank you for answering." Alicia said.
"No, thank you! I hope you enjoy the convention Alicia! Now, the next question?" Oikawa said.
"Hello, my name is Keith, and I have a question for Iwaizumi." the next fan said.
"'Sup Keith. What do you want to know?" Iwaizumi said.
"Uhm, as a.. stereotypical kind of manly looking guy, how do you deal with others opinions on you wearing makeup?" Keith asked, shuffling nervously around by the mic.
"Manly looking guy." Iwaizumi said, amused. "Well, this answer is probably the one everyone gives but it's all about doing what you want and not caring about what everyone else says. Being out in the public eye and breaking norms will usually end up in people feeling like they need to shove their opinions into your face. But those people don't matter."
"This is a pretty deep subject." Oikawa interjected. "And I know Iwa-chan enough that he can go on about this subject for hours, which we sadly don't have time for right now. BUT, if you're interested in the subject, we're scheduled to be on the gender norm panel at seven tonight, so please come watch us there! Tanaka Saeko is hosting it, and Bokuto Koutaro, Eita Semi and Kozume Kenma will also be there, so it's gonna be something great."
"Alright, thank you Keith! We hope to see you at the panel at seven then." Iwaizumi continued.
"Yes, I'll be there." Keith said, and stepped down.
"Next question!" Oikawa cheered.
"Oh. My. God. I can't believe I'm talking to you. Hi, my name is Ludwig, and I've flown the entire way here from Europe just to see you." the next fan said.
"Oh wow, that sounds like an expensive convention for you then! Where in Europe are you from?" Oikawa asked.
"Germany, and yes, it's been quite the trip. This is my first time in USA." Ludwig said.
"That's cool! Did you have a question for us?" Iwaizumi said.
"Yes, I was. Uhm. My friends back in Germany dared me to do this but, could you two maybe kiss?" Ludwig sounded like he might die of embarrassment.
"Kiss?" Iwaizumi asked, laughing.
"Is that something you guys want to see?" Oikawa asked the audience, being met with a loud cheer. "Alright then! Iwa-chan, we can't disappoint our fans!"
Iwaizumi rolled his eyes, but put one arm around Oikawa's waist and pulling him into a quick kiss on the lips to the cheers of the audience.
"Happy now?" Iwaizumi said as Oikawa laughed, leaving his arm around Oikawa's waist when they stood there.
"Yes, thank you!" Ludwig said, stepping away from the mic.
"So! I guess I'm next. Hello, my name is Alex and I want to know what I have to do to get to make a collab with you guys?" the next person in line said.
"We're flattered by your interest!" Oikawa said. "We get a lot of requests like this, and sadly we don't have the time to do it with everyone. But if you have a good idea, you're more than welcome to send a mail with your idea and a link to your channel and we'll look into it! Send it to our official mail, and use 'Collab' as the subject, and we'll get back to you on the subject! There's a lot bigger chance of a collab if you have a cool, original idea."
"I'm gonna do that then, everyone, look forward to seeing me on youtube with Oikawa and Iwaizumi." Alex said, before stepping off.
"I love that confidence." Oikawa said.
"Same here, next question?" Iwaizumi said.
"Hello, I'm Kim and I was wondering what you're thinking about the convention so far? What's been the most and least fun, what are you looking forward to and will you be back next year?" the next question was.
"Oh! Oh! Me first!" Oikawa exclaimed. "Everything has been great so far! I just love getting out like this to meet all of our fans, and all these other cool youtubers! We've been at the meet and greets, and this is our second panel so far. We have one more today, and tomorrow I believe our fan meetup is taking place so we'll definitely be there! Dress up in your best, because we'll be making a special Vlog just for the meetup! And if anyone of you saw the vlog we uploaded last night, you'll know about Mattsun and Makki, the workers here who have been making our stay incredible."
"Mattsun and Makki are great, they're the only reason we've been on time for everything this convention. Personally though I'm looking forward to the gender norm panel later today, it's gonna be a really good conversation there." Iwaizumi said. "But yeah, we're really happy to get to meet all of you. It's people like you that make all the work that goes into this worth it!"
The entire audience cheered loudly at that, and Kim silently stepped away.
Matsukawa watched the rest of the panel with a burning hot neck, glad that nobody saw him.
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"It's the end of day two, everyone. Me and Oikawa are completely exhausted after today, you guys sure have a lot of energy." Iwaizumi said
"But it's been fun!" Oikawa's head popped into view. "And tomorrow is gonna be even more fun! Right Mattsun?"
"Will it?" Matsukawa mumbled.
"I'm not sure I feel safe with him driving like this." Iwaizumi teased. "Will he fall asleep at the wheel?"
"Nah, that's his normal face." Hanamaki said.
"Don't be mean, it's the only face I have." Matsukawa replied.
"It's a great face Mattsun. Look at me, I would know." Oikawa said.
"You haven't ever complimented my face like that." Hanamaki complained.
"Your face is pretty, but your best asset is your ass." Oikawa chirped.
"Oh my god." Hanamaki replied, as Iwaizumi laughed into his palm.
"You asked for it." Matsukawa said.
"... Maybe we should reshoot this vlog." Hanamaki said.
"Yeah, probably." Iwaizumi laughed and turned off the camera.
"Do that while I drive us to the furthest restaurant in town that Oikawa absolutely had to chose for dinner tonight." Matsukawa said.  
"Well at least it's gonna be better than Denny's." Oikawa pouted.
"And Oikawa is even gonna pay for everyone's dinner, so it'll be worth it."
"Yea- wait what?" Oikawa exclaimed. "I never said that."
"You're a true friend, Oikawa." Hanamaki said. "Bless your heart."
"The bro of bros." Matsukawa added, and Iwaizumi burst into laughter while Oikawa pouted.
He ended up paying for them all in the end.
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Saturday morning found them all together in the hotel restaurant again, somehow even less energetic than the morning before.
"You guys sure are weak, I need to remember not to keep you up past your bedtimes." Oikawa commented. "I'm not even sure I dare to film our Vlog right now, I don't want to scare away our audience with your faces."
"Tooru for the love of God, shut up." Iwaizumi bit. "Just for the remainder of this breakfast. I beg of you."
"Only if I get to pick restaurant tonight again." Oikawa said.
"Sure, whatever, do that." Iwaizumi grumbled.
"AND, Mattsun and Makki has to come too." Oikawa added with a grin.
"Do we have a choice or?" Hanamaki asked.
"No." Iwaizumi said. "Deal with it. And Oikawa, shut up."
The rest of the breakfast passed in blessed silence.
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Honestly, Matsukawa tried to keep track of what was happening during the fan meetup. He really did. But from the second they arrived, Oikawa and Iwaizumi were swallowed by a swarm of fans, and Matsukawa couldn't understand a single thing that was going on.
He stood off to the side as it progressed, every now and then catching sight of Iwaizumi or Oikawa as they swept by. It was tiring just to watch it, honestly.
"Excuse me?" Matsukawa heard someone say beside him, and he looked over immediately.
"Yeah?" he asked.
"Uhmm, hi, sorry if I'm bothering you but you're Mattsun, right?" the person next to him said.
"That's me." he replied, curiously.
"I saw you in Oikawa's and Iwaizumi's vlog, and I was just wondering if you have a youtube channel of your own?"
"Oh, no, I don't. Why?" he asked.
"You just seemed really funny." the stranger laughed.
"I'm really not. Hanamaki has a channel though, it's Hanamemeki. I guess I sometimes help him out?" he said.
"Oh really? I'm gonna check it out then! Also I know you're just Oikawa's and Iwaizumi's PA, but maybe you four should consider making some collabs. Those vlogs with all four of you are really funny." the person said. "But I'm gonna head out now, bye."
"Have a good con." Matsukawa said.
"Yeah, you too!" the stranger replied, waving and walking away.
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"Today was the best day so far!" Oikawa exclaimed as he jumped into the car at the end of the day.  "I'm so sad that it's already over."
"I don't know, any more and I would've passed out standing up." Matsukawa said.
"Honestly everything you say just makes me feel like I shouldn't let you drive ever, yet here we are." Iwaizumi said.
"Well, I'm still alive and I've known him since before he got his license." Hanamaki said from the passenger seat. "I would recommend buckling up though."
"Do we have anything on the agenda for tomorrow?" Iwaizumi asked.
"Nope. Not you two at least, it's the day to just stroll around and take in the con." Matsukawa replied. "Enjoy it."
"Are you still coming with us?" Oikawa asked.
"Uh, sure I guess. If you want." Matsukawa said.
"How about you Makki? Or are you busy?" Oikawa continued.
"I have one panel to host, then I'm free."
"Nice! Then we can all walk around together!" Oikawa exclaimed.
"And we can sleep in." Iwaizumi said dreamily.
"Lazy." Oikawa said, sticking out his tongue.
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"You know, I think I'm gonna miss them." Matsukawa said to Hanamaki the next day.
"They really grow on you, huh?" Hanamaki replied, looking at Iwaizumi and Oikawa talking to a group of fans.
"A lot. Do they live far from us?" Matsukawa asked.
"Well, not too far I guess."
"You know, one of their fans said that we should make a collab with them. You think they'd be up for it?"
"You wanna make youtube videos? Man, if this is all it took I would've introduced you to them ages ago."
"Hey, I make videos with you sometimes."
"Yeah, unwillingly."
"Because you're so cute when you're happy."
"Cheesy."
"You know it."
"We could just ask them you know."
"You should do it."
"Chicken."
"You know it."
"But there really is something about them. I'd hate to never see them again."
"... Yeah."
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As the convention came to an end, after another great day for the four men, they were back at the hotel to pack up their things. Matsukawa and Hanamaki were lounging on one bed as Iwaizumi and Oikawa stored away all their things into the luggage.
It was way too quiet for the four of them, and the air was somber. Matsukawa felt... heavy somehow.
"Hey." the silence was interrupted by Iwaizumi. "So, me and Tooru have been talking."
All the other three looked up at Iwaizumi. A glance at Oikawa showed how tense he was, and Iwaizumi wasn't meeting anyone's eyes.
Matsukawa blinked. He could hear Hanamaki gulp next to him. What was going on?
"What about?" Matsukawa asked.
"We've had a lot of fun with you two these days. And it feels like there's gonna be something missing when we go home now, because it feels like we've known you both for years?" Iwaizumi starts, glancing over at Oikawa. "Goddamnit, I'm awful at this."
"What are you trying to get at?" Matsukawa asks.
Hanamaki is looking like he's not breathing.
"Do you wanna go on a date with us?" Oikawa blurted out. "Like. A real date. All four of us."
Oikawa looked like he was gonna throw up. Iwaizumi looked like he might run off at any minute. Matsukawa's jaw hit the floor.
"For real?" he asked. "Are you messing with us?"
"Only if you're cool with it." Iwaizumi added. "We know being poly isn't really common or anything but... We really like you both. So if you wanna try it out..."
"Hell yes." Hanamaki said suddenly.
"I'm in." Matsukawa joined in.
"Really?" Oikawa lit up. "You wanna try?"
"Are you paying?" Matsukawa teased.
All the tenseness had escaped the room in that very moment, and Oikawa burst into a laugh, rubbing at his eyes.
"Of course!" he said. "But then I also get to choose the place."
"I guess we can live with that." Hanamaki said.
Iwaizumi sighed, sinking down onto the free bed into a pile.
"Are you okay, Iwaizumi?" Matsukawa asked.
"I felt like I was gonna throw up." Iwaizumi replied, covering his face with his hands. "I haven't been this nervous in years."
Laughter filled the room, and everything felt light and easy again as they all sat together in a comfortable silence. After a few minutes, Hanamaki broke it.
"So, does this mean we can do a collab?"
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"Hello everyone! Today we're going to be doing a challenge, in the honor of Valentine's Day. People have been asking us for this for a while now, so today we're finally doing it! The 'My Boyfriend Does My Makeup'-Challenge!" Oikawa spoke into the camera.
Iwaizumi came into view of the camera, waving a couple of makeup brushes.
"This is gonna be something new, and I hope all of you will enjoy this. So now we present, our boyfriends doing our makeup!" Oikawa cheered, and as both he and Iwaizumi sat down Hanamaki and Matsukawa came into view.
"Hello. We are the boyfriends." Hanamaki said. "I have used makeup before."
"I haven't. This is gonna be great. I bet I'm a natural." Matsukawa added.
The makeup was spread out on the table in front of them, and with big grins both of them dug in.
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Biology 101 and mind control
College so far has been a learning opportunity to see how brainwashed everyone around me is, from students to teachers to recognizing that the people at the top of the education system are pushing an agenda on everyone at not only Illinois State University but all universities in America. The class that I have seen the most indoctrination and non open-minded thinking has occurred in BSC 101(biology). So far we have been told so much to believe that just is not true! Whats true or not is solely up to the teacher in this class, now obviously its part of a bigger biology teaching philosophy which is implemented probably from a national level. But this truly is brainwashing.
First we learn that evolution is the only real way of our existence on this earth. THIS cut out all religious philosophies that could have been in any students mind. The purpose of that is to cut out any meaning of god, this world is being 100% turned away from god for selfish reasons that I choose to not get into because they’re my personal beliefs. Summed up this is done to have people be selfish individuals that have THEMSELVES as there own gods. This has just been implemented hard-core recently. Why do you think its called the “I”-Phone, everything is about me, me, me, no more time for god. Its a narcissistic human nature. Evolution is the least of my worries, we then were told about climate change.
Basically everyone on this planet buys into this one. This is indoctrinated into everyones brains(now from college on) for a few reasons but one is MONEY, climate change and global warming science is a huge multi billion dollar industry while all at the same time is helping the New World Order commence into a one world government or one world control structure. What their goal is, is to unite the entire world as one to fight the “problem of global warming” its all a scam. For example the EPA being in on it, how much money do you think the government makes off your emissions testing on your vehicle. Or the parts that the big companies like ford or jeep have to pay for the “clean” to protect the ecosystem. (disclaimer- yes there are things we can do to help regulate the things we put in the air- which is only important if its important to you- but in the long term its not effecting our earth as we know it, there are many reasons for things like the melting ice caps or extinction of animals, which is what the biology department uses as there data to support the claim along with the help of the falsified data from NASA which every student just naturally believes because they are never taught to question the government and its agencies). The part that bothers me the most is that in Biology 101 they do not address the other side to climate change. They don’t even mention the evidence that points to NO such thing as climate change. It only took me about an hour of researching to realize this was a scam by NASA, the evidence put out by them is skewed purposely to feed this narrative. Point is to question what you’re learning.
Next unit was human reproduction, which somehow turned into a unit on sexual assault and what is moral. This is the one unit I noticed my class wondering WTF about. Sexual assault has absolutely nothing to do with biology. Then somehow the unit turned into learning about gender roles, gender identity, gay, straight, pan, bi, its just one big gay fest in this class which is all from satan. Sodom and Gomorrah is a good lesson they should probably teach in that class. Or maybe they should tell you that the reason people are thinking they’re gay is BECAUSE IT IS FEED TO THEM 24/7. Every single TV show has to have a gay character, kids are being told in school and at home its ok to be gay, they see the political action taking place, the supreme court cases, the legalization of gay marriage and all its doing is corrupting our youth into these zombie like creatures that cannot think for themselves. Its really messed up what our world has turned into and you never realize it until you open your eyes. And the worst part about it is its happening so fast and theres really no stopping it. (not to mention what diet has to do with sexual orientation and how it effects hormones).
Next unit was about infections which basically turned into half the lecture about why you should vaccinate. Once again they’re not mentioning the many reported cases or autism, or other physical problems parents have noticed in there kids after vaccinations. NOW, the science behind vaccinations is good and to some degree works and makes sense, but now with the corrupt government and all of its agencies it has completely been taken over as an object to mass control people. I have found through research that vaccines are a major reason that cancer is so wide spread now. I have listened to congressional hearings of numerous cases of parents having issues with there kids after receiving there shots at the doctor. This is all the corrupt science going on at the CDC and even the CIA using this as a control mechanism. There is a leaked video coming from the CIA which shows a lecture hall presentation to certain individuals where they talk about purposely spreading man made viruses to change the way people can think. Why do we get twice the amount of vaccines or three times as much as other countries. The amount of vaccines children must get by age 18 is upwards of 40. Im worried about the future repercussions of linking all these medications together. The autism rate has gone up 1000% from 40 years ago. There is a correlation between the amount of vaccines and autism. Maybe there trying to cause mental defects in humans so they cannot question what our shady government is doing?
One of the most bothering part of biology 101 is that we are forced to answer a certain way on the test and they are not true questions for example: a question was something like: There is no controversy in the scientific community that climate change is occurring and the answer was true. So there is just a lot to be questioned and for kids my age who really don’t know much and don’t do research on what they’re learning I think it can be very detrimental to they’re education and there brains for the rest of there life.
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