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toxictoxicities · 4 months
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Laydown MAP Part 3
I can't wait for you all to see this all together~
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1941-crowley-slut · 7 months
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All of us at @neil-gaiman after season 2 ep6:
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foryouwereinmysong · 3 months
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John driving home the divorce™ in an Interview with Weekend World, April 8, 1973 (including bonus clip about Paul's gardening)
»Well, a) because we had these people keeping us apart almost you know ... Well it’s like when the lawyers come into the divorce. You know. And that makes it a whole different ball game. 'Speak to my lawyer' Although we have communicated over the phone over the last year, Paul and I, often. There was a period, it wasn’t that we weren’t talking to each other, but there was so much going on we didn’t get the chance, you know. And he was up in Campbeltown. Gardening. He was up there for a long time at one period. No one could find, get in touch with him at all ... Hello Mimi – I’m just sayin hello to my auntie – hello Mimi, how are you? We’re okay, don’t worry. And we’re eating well. And I haven’t given up my British citizenship, I just want to live here, that’s all. We were gonna get a divorce anyway. Like the marriage wasn’t going to well. Nothing, you know, you can put your finger on. The marriage was over. The presumption is a) that The Beatles would get together again or even thinking about it b) that if they got together John&Yoko split, Paul&Linda split or now that we’ve left Klein that Paul, the rumor now is that Paul’s leaving Eastman. It’s just, it’s irrel.., it’s non sequitur. It doesn’t have anything to do with that decision and ah ...« »Yeah.. we got a load of seeds, you know, kinda in the post. And we didn't know what they were, you know. We kinda planted them all. And five of them game up like, five of them came up illegal.«
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dotswithbrainrot · 8 months
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Missing those Pale Blue Eyes
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haloberry · 5 months
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Curiosity killed the fucking cat, because apparently, it’s real fucking easy to get legally married in the UK.
Like, all you need is the identification papers, not being related, being over 18, and being from the England or Wales..
And the papers only cost like 30 dollars if you get the standard ones.. and takes like 5 business days to be approved..
Like, I was for sure that this was all a bit and that their not actually married, but the more I look into it, the more I’m not sure..
And, as I finish reading up on this, I realized if this actually does go to court, Tubbo can go for an Annulment. Since his ass didn’t even know lmao.
https://www.gov.uk/how-to-annul-marriage <—— Yo Tubbo you need this?
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ineffablyruined · 7 months
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In Defense of an Angel
I know this has probably been done before, but I'm working on a fic at the moment and found myself needing to puzzle out where I think Aziraphale is coming from in that last 15 minutes. He's catching a lot of heat in the fandom right now, even from me initially I admit, but I think I understand more after trying to put myself in his head. It got a bit long, so I've put most of it under a Read More.
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We all generally agree that there was zero chance that the Crowley we all know and love was going to be allowed back into Heaven, right? At the very least, he would have been memory wiped and reset as the innocent angel we saw Before the Beginning, and at the very worst, Metatron would have permanently destroyed him before actually welcoming him back. I mean, this face isn't the face of someone who is going to just let Crowley come back to the fold, no matter what lies he's about to tell Aziraphale.
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But, sweet summer's child Aziraphale, religious trauma and all, has no idea that the Metatron has exactly zero intention of letting Crowley accompany him to Heaven.
So when he says, "The Metatron said I could appoint you to be an angel," he means it. You. Not the angel you were. Not some innocent carbon copy from millennia ago.
He fully, completely believes Crowley will just be Crowley, but as an angel. He doesn't believe Crowley will have to change at all. And why should he?
Because Aziraphale is keenly aware that you don't have to be good to be an angel. Look at him. (Thanks to @saryasy for all the perfect gifs)
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He's spent most of his existence being a terrible angel, just like Crowley has been an absolute disaster of a demon. They are cut from the same cloth.
And if the Metatron is going to make the angel who lies over and over again to God, to archangels, to himself, into the Supreme Archangel, then surely there's room for a demon who regularly engages in truly good acts as well, right?
And it's the solution to all of their problems. They will be on the same side, not just in their eyes, but in Heaven's eyes, and in God's eyes. They won't have to hide anymore, won't have to be so careful about admitting they are even friends, can be something more. Because now it won't be Romeo & Juliet.
They can be together. Properly together. Doing good the way they've always done, together. Importantly, without the risks! Crowley won't have to worry about retribution from Hell. There won't be any from Heaven because Aziraphale will be the Supreme Archangel and no one can tell him no.
And that's why he's so confused that Crowley's saying no. And he tries.
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Because Crowley can't possibly understand or he wouldn't be saying no.
But then he does. He says he understands, that he understands better than Aziraphale does, and the answer is still no. He says no. And what can Aziraphale do with that?
He's been rejected. And there's nothing else to say.
Then it gets worse. Crowley points out, "No nightingales." And we can see that they both know exactly what that means. For Crowley to point that out and to kiss him after rejecting him feels, at best, manipulative and, at worst, downright cruel. Aziraphale just offered a safe way for them to be together, and Crowley wants no part of it if it isn't the way he wants it - just the two of them going off together - even when he knows and has been explicitly told over and over again that Aziraphale doesn't do running away.
And if Crowley is going to be cruel with his words and actions, then so can Aziraphale.
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And he knows - HE KNOWS - what those words are. How they call back to the other times they've gone their separate ways. And he says them anyway. Because Crowley hurt him and he's going to hurt him back.
He's spent lifetimes reading books, collecting them, coveting them. Of course he can wield words as deftly as any weapon.
(Sorry for the emphasis there, but I'm particularly proud of that turn of phrase. I wrote it for a fic I'm working on and it's what made me do this whole thought exercise in the first place.)
FWIW, he then immediately regrets it when Crowley leaves. See this post highlighting all the times Aziraphale just keeps looking for him in the fallout.
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pensivespacepirate · 5 months
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HE'S SO PISSED LMAOOOOOO
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Does anyone have good edits to see Crowley's eyes better during The Divorce™? I want to torture myself
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brothercheesed · 2 months
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It’s a good thing he put his glasses back on because I’m pretty sure if I could see his eyes here I’d be six feet under. It would be mentioned in my obituary.
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farsight-the-char · 1 year
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Ideal Weiss romantic endgame (to me) is that she married and then Divorced every other member of Team RWBY, but regularly dates them and others.
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Even the fallen ones…
Neither of the two beings had ever mentioned what happened at 10:36 am April 13th 1941. But that didn’t mean they forgot. So when it happed again at 9:47 am July 28th 2023, they were both thinking about it.
Both times were very similar in many ways but mostly in this. It was one last desperate attempt to get the other to stay. Like the last time it didn’t work.
The demon went to his beloved car and drove away.
The one thing that was different was the fact that the angel, instead of staying in his bookshop, left. He went out to that impossible elevator and went up. Very high up.
Both tried to forget it. Both tried to move on. The angel threw himself into his work. The demon figured out what to do with himself.
But you know angels. They have a wonderful memory. Even the fallen ones.
Crowley would never know who he was without Starshine. He couldn’t forget. Wanted to but couldn’t.
“I can do anything…. Why is it that this time I can’t? IS THIS YOUR DOING GOD? IS THIS PART OF YOUR GREAT PLAN?” He yelled to the sky.
“Oh hush. You’ll scare the locals.” Starshine was here.
“I’ll do what I want”
Starshine sat down next to him. “How are you doing my dear?”
“What do you care” Crowley mumbled into the bottle he held.
Starshine took the bottle from his hand despite Crowleys sounds of distress. “I’m taking this away until you look at me in the eyes.”
Stupid Starshine
“No, no I don’t owe you anything Sssssupreme Archhhannngel. You left. You don’t get to act like you care now”
The star sighed at that. Ha beat that.
Starshine lifted the bottle to his own lips and handed it back after a drink.
The star and the starmaker sat. Didn’t speak a word, just silently passing the bottle back and forth.
“Forgive me but, the first one was much better than the second one”
Huh. So we are gonna talk about this.
“Yeah well…. Wasn’tt in the besst mindssset cosss the one perrrsson I thought I could always rely on was leaving. Ssssso” Crowley scowled and scratched his chin. He thought for a moment.
“I forgive you” both were surprised when the words left his mouth. “For leaving, I meannn. You just… I dunnooo. You dunnnnooo who you are without heaven…. And I coulda helppped you figure that out buuutt ya know. Yooouuu left. Butttt I forgive you.”
God, what is wrong with me. He left. He hurt you. Don’t forgive him.
Crowley couldn’t look at Starshine. Probably never be able to look at him again. A soft touch brushed his cheek. He almost missed it.
“Thank you dear.”
Aziraphale had kissed his cheek. That’s what had happened. Finally catching up to what was happening- I really need to stop drinking- Crowley turned to his angel but there was no one there.
The bottle was mostly empty but that wasn’t any proof, Crowley wasn’t in his head at the moment, so who knows how much he had drunk.
A warm feeling draped over his shoulders. A coat. Black, stylish but warm and practical. Smelling of angel miracle. A specific angel miracle scent.
Looking towards the sky, “thanks angel.”
Maybe I’ll make another part. I only had this cause I didn’t have anything else to for 2 hours. Thanks Florida
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starbritez · 7 months
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Why is this man flinging sand at Sikorsky what.what’s going on
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notactuallyeither · 9 months
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Listen to the 1955 Frank Sinatra album "In the wee small hours" and imagine Aziraphale sitting alone in Heaven next to a cold white gramophone. He could make a few small changes, the Metatron said. Well, Crowley is out of the question now, so a few records will have to do. When he can find a moment for himself, Aziraphale sits and stares for what would be hours on Earth and is even longer in Heaven. Over and over the record plays. In the wee, small hours of the morning....
...as the whole wide world is fast asleep....
Crowley drives and drives and drives. Lately, his casettes have stopped turning to Freddy Mercury. Lately, they've been turning to Frank Sinatra. Lately, Crowley has chosen to drive in silence.
When your lonely heart has learned its lesson
You'd be hers if only she would call
In the wee small hours of the morning
That's the time you miss her most of all.
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brickroll · 1 year
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You know what I would pay for with my life if I had to? For Yuki to sing "Pierre" by Ryn Weaver karaoke-style and Pierre to stand next to him listening. Just...imagine:
Yuki (belting out): on the Fourth of July I met a man, "Pierre"
Lied about his age, but I didn't care
Spoke in broken English
But the heart was there
In those eyes of sky and ocean blue
'Cause I wouldn’t be with you
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Pierre (starring, trying not to cry): Yuki, you're so emotional, not here, there's cameras
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And now the hard one.
Honoria's head is on a swivel and her eyes widen again as he approaches, scroll satchel under one arm. He lip trembles and her now matched eyes are already wet. She's either an incredible performer or truly worried.
Both are also possible.
He walked over, face locked in a neutral expression, opened the satchel and passed over the document. She snatchef it, sobbed, and begas to cry.
"That... what did I do to des-"
"You did try and shoot him" he reminded her unhelpfully.
She sniffed, and he passed her a handkerchief.
"What." there was even more sniffling as tears streaked down her face. "What happens to me now?"
"Well you get reimbursed for your dowry. And we are currently outside Footfall, as I am to drop you in the nearest por-"
Her body shook. "Please please don't leave me there to die. Amadeus please-" she begged. Her arm snaked out and grabbed his hand. "I'll do anything"
He looked at her. Poor wretched Honoria was somehow even more poorer and wretched. There was no more haughtiness and pride, just fear and desperation.
"Honoria..." he began
Her eyes closed, and she shook her head.
"Honoria I..."
She wailed and reached out again. "Anything please. Amadeus I..."
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loonsightneedshelp · 7 months
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What do you know about the great divorce?
Loonsights eyes widen, well, widen more than usual. For once, they stand completely still.
"It never should have happened... we lost many good cats. I..."
They trail off, seemingly lost in a memory. Their paws lift to nervously fidget with their cheek fluff, twisting and pulling it as they speak,
"The Divorce is behind us now. It's best not to dwell on it. Nothing we do now can change what happened... yea."
They pad off, lost in thought. It's strange to see Loonsight so... quiet. Normally even in the most strange situation, they're the loudest voice echoing across the territory.
What happened in the Divorce?
OOC:
Cant help but drop some lore on you here!
More to come about the divorce! I want to make a little comic about it. Loonsights been through trials, that's for sure.
Please send more lore asks! I live giving yall glimpses into her past!
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