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cannibalovers · 3 months

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the way all the gays have fucked the wrong gays in hannibal is very funny to me

#although at least alana and margot realised and fucked the right gays (each other)#hannibal #nbc hannibal #will graham #hannibal lecter #hannibal nbc #hannigram #alana bloom #margot verger #marlana #the cursed sex scene #and apparently a kaleidoscope one...whatever that means....................#did i mention i havent seen season 3 yet #help looking back at this after finishing the series is stupid as fuck #“at least margot and alana did it...and apparently a kaleidoscope scene...... don't know whats that one about”

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tomurakii · 6 months

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Dude I know I'm deep into my Gale obsession when seeing people's dumbshit takes actually makes me angry. Someone on instagram called him easy and a gold digger??? How do you live with yourself.

#had to turn off my phone and sit with my thoughts for a sec after that one #like what the FUCK do you mean #I just don't understand how people think GALE is the 'sleazy' one. and they're always the Astarion simps lol #like Gale. a fuckboy. GALE. who is so fucking dedicated and loving and poetic and straightforward #compared to Astarion who ACTIVELY. CANONICALLY. USES SEX TO MANIPULATE THE PLAYER. and he has his reasons for that #but between the two you're saying GALE is sleazy???#or easy? when the only way to trigger his romance is if you initiate in the weave scene and reciprocate his flirting in the shadow curse #like he straight does not come on to you at all. if you heard the narrator say the moment is intimate and them imagined a “romantic walk” or #“kissing him passionately” and thought that was the platonic route then buddy it is definitely you with A Problem not him #anyway #bg3 #gale dekarios #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #gale of waterdeep #baldur's gate #baldurs gate

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pangzi · 4 months

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apparently jing yanjun, chen yesheng and wang bowen got along so well and had so much fun on set for conjuring curse and misty creed that a big chunk of the behind the scenes content was just completely unusable. they blamed it mostly on wang bowen saying inappropriate things.

#with inappropriate things i don't just mean swearing or vulgar things #it's kind of just anything that's just not really fit to be shared outside of setting it was said in #so it includes gossip or personal stories or inside jokes...#but also the clip does imply quite some sex jokes if you ask me dkskskdkfkfkf #dmbj #misty creed #conjuring curse #behind the scenes content

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coffee-in-veins · 3 months

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It Takes Two to Tango

-- for @alchemy-go-boom

I'm gonna get you to burst just like you were a bubble Frame me up on your wall just to keep me out of trouble Like a moth getting trapped in the light by fixation Truly free, love it, baby, I'm talking no inflation Too many war wounds and not enough wars Too few rounds in the ring and not enough settled scores Too many sharks, not enough blood in the waves You know I give my love a f-f-four letter name And I love the way you hurt me It's irresistible -- Irresistible by Fall Out Boy

Here’s the website: https://www.ddzine2023.com/

this is my second entry for DDzine2023

process under keep reading

#you can consider this a shorthand in depicting their RRR relationship #at least before it gets better - eventually #oh and by RH's logic this is a sex scene lol #A collection of treasured antiques || my art #restructured refractured recalled #darkest dungeon #reynauld #dismas #dd crusader #dd highwayman #reymas #ddzine 2023 #darkest dungeon zine 2023 #crimson curse

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mashkara45 · 6 months

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#no no it’s not an innuendo at all #don’t point that thing at me unless you plan to shoot #if you know what i mean #either that or #tom just makes every scene a sex scene #i curse you thomas zane ™#alan wake 2 #alan wake #thomas zane #our favorite tortured writer™#videogames #horror games #remedy entertainment #oceanview hotel

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punchlove-blog · 2 years

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I love that if you watch the TV versions of KP they allow the swearing. But not in the La Forte (NC-17) version. Because if you can see Mile's rear you are offended by swearing? 🤣

La Forte Version:

TV version:

I mean I sure am glad they protected my delicate sensibilities. Basically we traded curse words for sex scenes. If that's the deal with the devil we need to strike, I am here for it.

#kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #kinnporsche la forte #kinnporsche crack #swearing #ill take sex scenes over curse words #still seems strange to me but oh well #id still like to talk with whoever made this decison

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shouldprobablybereading · 1 year

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Am I the only one or was this book the most blatantly sexual so far?

Warbreaker is overall hornier due to the one and only fade to black. And it was really only things concerning wayne and meelan, but wayne was describing his and meelans bondage practices. At this rate how much should one bet kowt gets a true fade to black scene

#I think ‘the fourth warmth’ is technically a fade to black #but that one is cursed #so I prefer not to think about it #and there is definitely a post sex scene with shallan and adolin #but that’s still interpretation #cosmere #brandon sanderson #mistborn #the lost metal #tlm #tlm spoilers #the lost metal spoilers

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weaponizedmoth · 25 days

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I usually leave my DMs open universally for comm requests, but that horse is dead and I'm putting dms on just for people I follow again <3

#time and time again I post a picture of myself and time and time again I get got #and then a few long months later I'm like after all why not #why shouldn’t I post a picture of myself #that being said credit where credit is due telling me I'm cute is definitely not the worst I've ever gotten #so it's all good #I'm just not gonna answer esp if you follow my ART BLOG because of my face #in retrospect I was completely wrong to post 1 photo of myself I guess #just don't want a repeat of that guy who followed me and was like here I followed you now you have to pay attention to me and asked me like #increasingly strange questions about Kyle McLachlan and Isabella Rossellini's sex scene in blue velvet #and what my favorite part of it was #full disclosure blue velvet is not even that graphic #and then I was like “what possessed this person...” but then I remembered there was 1 picture of me on this blog and I was like “Oh yeah”#and deleted it #so in retrospect again I have nothing to say for myself #*turns my blog into an actual blog and then gets cursed by a witch who wishes me to only post art* “get her ass”#anyway #wmp talks

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sugared-violets · 8 months

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reading the sex scenes in red white and royal blue is made slightly less enjoyable by the fact that i'm not only fully aware that my mother has read it, but i am in fact reading HER copy of the book, that she lent me after we spent an entire day out talking about how good the movie was

#the funniest part was that i was carefully avoiding mentioning the sex scenes or jokes in the movie with her #and then she completely independently was like ''wasn't it funny when henry made that joke about alex being a mouthful'' 😭😭#having a comfortable adult relationship with my mother is a blessing and a curse lmfao #red white and royal blue #dani.txt

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strangenewfriends · 10 months

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#not that you need a reminder of how homophobic people can be #but there’s grown ass adults pissing and crying and cursing #because Tom holland did a gay sex scene in the tv series he’s starring in #because of something he did AS AN ACTOR #god forbid

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monsterbisexual · 3 months

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i was talking about horror movies w my dad yesterday n he mentioned one he saw in high school n thought was super scary n liked a lot at the time so we started it n the very first scene is a couple having sex in a cemetery lol

anyway has anyone seen phantasm (1979) ?

#p #this always happens im cursed #this = sex scene in a movie/show im watching w my brother or dad lmao #abt the movie tho hes the only reason id ever heard of it so idk the general opinion of u guys lol #i bought the thing n i have a dvd player thats like portable but supposedly i can project onto the tv w it #havent figured that out yet so i didnt wanna say no to movie #n itll be fun ithinks #idk if we'll watch the whole thing but still #tubi my beloved <3333

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the-down-upside-finch · 6 months

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Babe please tell me the random gay sub plot and werewolf character just popping up.

OH I see you saw my tags gksjgkskgksnjg--

The werewolf character literally popped into existence when I needed an excuse for one of the characters in the story to leave the house, and the excuse was that his friend needed to be picked up from a bar because

Drunk werewolf = problem for basically everyone involved (if it's getting late at night)

I'll leave that part somewhat vague because it does kind of feed into the plot of the first arc, but yeah. There's a werewolf character that's now actually relevant in the 25% Crisis series.

And, uh, as for the random gay subplot--

You know how sometimes characters just do what they want and how I (the author) am merely a messenger that relays the story of what they do? Yeah, so, it turns out one of the characters may or may not have a crush on the gay wizard.

Trust me when I say that this becomes possibly the most convoluted subplot that it possibly could be. It's like a love triangle but worse because it only involves two people and a really confused bystander. Everyone thinks they know what's going on and so they're trying to gently guide the other characters into making decisions.

Nobody has a clue what's actually going on and it's now a source of absolutely comedy for me to take full advantage of.

(These were the tags in question, by the way:)

#Zeta Rambles #About the OCs #25% Crisis Series #I'm being really vague because I'm probably going to drop the prologue and first story during this coming week #I'm really really excited to share this series but I feel like I definitely need to clarify that the target audience is young adults #There is. A lot of swearing and somewhat adult themes such as COLLEGE and also drinking and mention of sex #Of course there are no actual sex scenes because as an SR asexual I would rather swim across the ocean than write those scenes but #Some people are cool with being open about their hook-ups and this is a slice of life story. It's just how it goes haha #Zeta Replies #my-cursed-prince #Long Post

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llycaons · 6 months

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only thing is, demon AU went on and on about about lwj being a monsterfucker and talked about this silly demon porn and how horny lwj was, but when they got to the actual sex scene they just faded to black! okay!

#maybe I WANTED to see silly demon sex scenes #aw well it was fine for a pg-13 thing #dont think I've ever read any monsterfucker stuff which kind of surprises me. I dont rly go for it on AUs ig #but im not oppsed to the idea. this one was xtian tho #anyone remember valdrift's demon wwx art? that was SO 😳#I did read one where lwj was a sentient octopus. and it was a princess and the frog situation but like w sex #it was weird but wwx had known lwj before he got cursed so not as weird as it could have been #anyway I know wwx's humanity is an important part of his character seeing how he's so reviled and cursed by the sects #but its kind of fun to see him as a demon #ficblogging

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ohfugecannada · 1 year

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Ok so was nobody going to tell me that Sogaleo and Lunala basically magically banged to create Ash’s Cosmog in the sun and moon anime??? And the Tapu guardians explain this by basically showing a video the whole thing to ash and the rest of the Sun and Moon cast???? Or was I just supposed to find that out as an aside in a Goggin video about Mew and Arceus????????

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#Pokémon #cursed Pokémon lore #pokemon sun and moon #Solgaleo #Lunala #cosmog #pokémon anime #sex mention… I guess??????#I think????#like ok I know it’s not sex in the human sense or whatever #they just like combined cosmic energies to create a cosmog or something #but like #it’s just so funny and also cursed that we have a scene in the anime where we canonically see two Pokémon reproduce #and Ash and friends watched.#also I just wanted to share this with other non-Pokémon anime watchers like me who just stumble on lore tidbits like this out of context #because I don’t want to be the only one cursed with knowledge…#also do you think this is how other Pokémon reproduce?#I did read some headcanons by @adobe-outdesign that said Pokémon reproduce asexually by combining each others energies #and that female Pokémon don’t physically get pregnant but just hold the combined energy until it forms an egg that just kinda appears #short gestation period too #the process sounds similar to whatever Solgaleo and Lunala are doing here #idk if that’s where outdesign got the idea from but it would be one hell of a coincidence…#Pokémon biology is way weirder then I thought…#Youtube

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asexualdreammorpheus · 8 months

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the one thing i adore the most about divinity original sin 2 is how on every replay i discover something new for example my current one i took the red prince with me and now he's engaged to an on fire slug

#divinity original sin 2 #no sex scene with the slug thank god but im fucking crying #i love this game #to avoid combat marry a talking fire slug #listen she's actually a person who has been cursed ok its not weird

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athetos · 1 year

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Writing for smaller fanbases keeps you humble. Used to be for my old hf I could write 1k word G rated oneshots and I’d get a guaranteed 20 kudos, even for a rare pairing. Now I write 7.5k words of nasty sex for my current hf and it gets 7 hits. Don’t get me wrong I’m not complaining I don’t give a shit if anyone reads my stuff, I write for me first and foremost. But it’s so funny to me.

#the curse is writing my best sex scenes for books only 2 people who follow me actually have read

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