So does that happen evey time you drink? I mean you could have just played along with that asshole. I would never do that. Isn’t better though, than making enemies? I don’t care about that. I’ve met plenty of people like that. And I dealth with them. You talk like a superhero. You’re the one acting like a villain all the time. SEMANTIC ERROR, Episode 4

when i say i wish people started using the reblog button more i don't mean it in a 'i want more notes' kind of way i mean it in a 'i want to read about your thoughts on this particular thing' and 'i want to have conversations in the tags' and 'i want this to feel like a community again and not like any of those boring social media platforms where artists are content creators and interactions never goes beyond a like'

Chapters: 6/6 Fandom: 盗墓笔记 | The Lost Tomb (TV 2015), 盗墓笔记 - 南派三叔 | The Grave Robbers’ Chronicles - Xu Lei, 盗墓笔记2之怒海潜沙&秦岭神树 | The Lost Tomb 2: Explore with the Note (TV 2019), 终极笔记 | Ultimate Note (TV), 沙海 | Tomb of the Sea (TV), 重启之极海听雷 | Reunion: The Sound of the Providence (TV 2020) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Wang Pangzi/Wu Xie, Wang Pangzi/Wu Xie/Zhang Qiling Characters: Wang Pangzi, Wu Xie (DMBJ Series), A-Ning (DMBJ Series), Zhang Qiling, Pan Zi (DMBJ Series), Wu Erbai, Er Jing (DMBJ Series), Xie Yuchen, Bai Haotian Additional Tags: Fighting, Friendly Fighting, not-so-friendly fighting, Love, Friendship/Love, Romantic Face Punching

Summary: Pangzi and Wu Xie get into a few fights.

And here’s my own contribution to the Pangzi Birthday Exchange 2024, for @scaredysap, who deserves nice things! I hope this counts.

Chapters: 4/4 Relationships: Wang Pangzi/Wu Xie/Zhang Qiling, Wang Pangzi/Wu Xie/Zhang Qiling/Hei Xiazi/Xie Yuchen Characters: Wang Pangzi, Wu Xie (DMBJ Series), Zhang Qiling, Xie Yuchen, Li Cu (DMBJ Series), Su Wan (DMBJ Series), Yang Hao (DMBJ Series), Original Characters, Hei Xia Zi (DMBJ Series) Additional Tags: Crossdressing, Polyamory, Domestic Fluff, Fluff and Humor, Boys Being Boys, idiots being idiots, Sexual Tension, Bickering, 3 + 1, kind of, surprise parties, Gender Fuckery, Trans Xie Yuchen, Smut, Cockblocking, Oral Sex, Penis In Vagina Sex Summary:

Pangzi has celebrated well over 40 birthdays now.

Most of them passed like any other day but ever since he met a certain bespectacled boy in a damp tomb, birthdays are no longer just like any other day.

These are four of his most memorable birthdays:

That time they got kicked out of Xinyue restaurant, again.

The time Su Wan, Li Cu and Yang Hao threw Pangzi a surprise party, but ended up the ones surprised.

And that was the last time Xiao Hua let them stay in one of his guest bedrooms

The birthday that was nothing more than just another calm day

Chapters: 4/4 Relationships: Wang Pangzi/Wu Xie/Zhang Qiling, Wang Pangzi/Wu Xie/Zhang Qiling/Hei Xiazi/Xie Yuchen Characters: Wang Pangzi, Wu Xie (DMBJ Series), Zhang Qiling, Xie Yuchen, Li Cu (DMBJ Series), Su Wan (DMBJ Series), Yang Hao (DMBJ Series), Original Characters, Hei Xia Zi (DMBJ Series) Additional Tags: Crossdressing, Polyamory, Domestic Fluff, Fluff and Humor, Boys Being Boys, idiots being idiots, Sexual Tension, Bickering, 3 + 1, kind of, surprise parties, Gender Fuckery, Trans Xie Yuchen, Smut, Cockblocking, Oral Sex, Penis In Vagina Sex Summary:

Pangzi has celebrated well over 40 birthdays now.

Most of them passed like any other day but ever since he met a certain bespectacled boy in a damp tomb, birthdays are no longer just like any other day.

These are four of his most memorable birthdays:

That time they got kicked out of Xinyue restaurant, again.

The time Su Wan, Li Cu and Yang Hao threw Pangzi a surprise party, but ended up the ones surprised.

And that was the last time Xiao Hua let them stay in one of his guest bedrooms

The birthday that was nothing more than just another calm day

biologist here! why are plants green? well they suck up air from the sky (blue) and mix it with the sunlight (yellow) i fucking love science.

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Its so amazing to me that at the core of Dungeon Meshi the reason everything, EVERYTHING happens, is because of lesbians and autism. There's not a single event from the entire story past the initial death scene that cannot be attributed to either lesbians and autism. The two most powerful forces in this fucking world

Hei Xiazi: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Pangzi ’*

Wu Xie: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*

It’s in the blood and this is tradition

Halsey - The Tradition

hater of socks

Summary: Pangzi has celebrated well over 40 birthdays now.

So this was my exchange gift for the Pangzi Birthday Exchange 2024, and it’s a hoot! It’s jam-packed with some very, very good Tomb Boys shenanigans for the perfect amount of awkward DMBJ chaos.

I’m on the road this weekend, so I’m going to have to save most of these until I get home. But you don’t have to wait! You could go read all the Pangzi Birthday Exchange 2024 submissions – including the one that is (secretly, at least for the next week) by me!