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ashmp3 · 1 month

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some dude with a nose fetish liked my selfie not this AGAIN i am sorry but cant i exist like a girl with a big hooked nose in peace is that too much to ask for or........

#literally his pinned post -> looking for a girl with a long nose to love and cherish vjksdfnvknldgkjblsenmrobkgrmlbdf #that wouldnt be me i would cheat #kidding. Anyway wish i could say this is the first time but its not i got one in my dms he wrote a very cool poem about my nose #whatevaaaaaaaaaaaa whatevaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #i once got reblogged to a blog that tagged nose shapes like guys do u think i wanted to kill myself YES OR YES 🤷🏼‍♀️#there is a hierarchy to noses yk how im about teeth i am similar abt noses but more normal #cos i cant collect them heheh hhiihihi..............................#tt

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cowboy-robooty · 3 months

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watched brokeback mountain yesterday.... mid as fuck. i think it wouldve played out a lot better if the main characters were yuri and jimmy from yarichin bitch club. do u see my vision?

#brokeback mountain #yarichin bitch club #yarichin b club #toru fujisaki #yuri ayato #ybc #ybc jimmy #yuritoru #idk their fuckin ship name #im a gay male im allowed to say brokeback mountain actually fucking sucks #i get what its doing yknow time period repression tragedy wrong time wrong place BUT GODDD I JUST DONT CARE #I DONT CARE IT SUCKS AND CHEATING TURNS ME OFF SO BAD #its like good in a technical skill way okay its a well made movie but my enjoyment was a solid 2/10 i could only watch it wif my friends #main way this could be improved is if the main characters were jimmy and yuri #if yuri and jimmy were doing this shit.... lets just say they wouldnt be hatecrimed to death for being gay #theyd be begged to leave town purely bc theyre both batshit insane and jimmy would accidentally kill 17 people via homemade cookie poisoning #draws #**obama voice** just to be queer. i traced over screenshots for this shitpost. that is all

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skitskatdacat63 · 5 months

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War AU x Second Love

Lmao Sam this is literally the plot to the Nandopoleon AU this exists in my head 😭😭

So Fernando is Napoleon, right? And Napoleon had two wives, right? Mark is his first love(i.e. Josephine), older than him, and who he is deeply in love with but has to divorce because Mark can't really provide anything(i.e. no political advantages, infertile, etc.) So Fernando needs to make a political marriage. And who does he marry! The young son of one of the most prominent monarchies in Europe: Lance, Archduke of Austria.

Lance is very resistant to this at first of course. All grumpy like, "Dad, why do you want me to marry the guy who just defeated us in four separate wars. He's literally beaten us since practically my birth, and now I have to marry him? Yuck." Both him and Fernando come into the marriage with bad expectations, Lance despising Fernando for all he represents and Fernando viewing Lance as just a means to an end. But Lance fits in to the kingdom very well and Fernando comes to adore him and pamper him all the time. And suddenly Lance to his father is all like, "the Emperor is great actually 🥰 I was so wrong 🥰"

Meanwhile Mark is just forced to the side, and has to watch while Fernando's love for him diminishes, and his love for Lance grows. They still talk a lot and spend time together, but Mark is constantly sniping at Fernando about his new "wife."

I think Lance would stick by Fernando's side during his exile and subsequent return. He grows to be more loyal to Fernando than to his own family and original kingdom. And even though Fernando originally just views him as a means to an end, he eventually lets Lance fight alongside when they are eventually drawn back into war. Maybe in this AU, he actually wins 😔

#imagine lance on the battlefield 😭😭#hes been a pampered spoiled rich boy his whole life #but he really admires fernando and how different their upbringings were #i think he def recieved military training when he was younger just bcs thats what guys did back then no?#but obviously was never expected to ever fight in a war or be in battle #just his dad being like yeah ee have the best of the best military leaders so you should learn from them #and then eventually is drawn into battle himself bcs he doesnt want to leave fernando's side #<- irl the woman that Lance is based on cheated on Napoleon and they never interacted again post-Elba so 😬#lance would be like IM GOING TO ELBA WITH HIM #and lawrence is like huh what no??? you have land to inherit still!!!#and lance just sulks in vienna for those eleven months of nando's exile #and then gets alerted abt his return and they have a very dramatic romantic reunion #where Lance commissions his own uniform and such and goes to greet Fernando lkke 'I knew you wouldnt leave me 🥹'#also the age gaps of mark-fernando-lance is remarkably close to the historical age gaps i am stealing from #<- literally only 1 and 5 years off. so im glad it fits so well 🤭🤭#also yeah dw how pregnancy works ( ._.) it just does. mpreg :) we sweep it under the rug #also the thought of lawrence as francis i is funny to me just bcs i feel he should be cast as a driver or smth but its okay #also the 'third love' of this is just Seb as Alexander I whom Nando is weirdly obsessed with #catie.asks.#strollonso #webbonso #nandopoleon alonsoparte

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voigtvirremade · 4 months

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unfortunately having one (1) bad experience means idk if i could ever try a poly relationship

#txt #disclaimer i know poly is NOT at all comparable to cheating #my ex was not looking for healthy poly #but my ex asked if i would be into poly. i explicitly said no. and after she broke up with me i learned she was cheating on me #and it was like.#she got angry at times that i wouldnt be down to sext lmao so #it was mostly she was hoping to use poly as an excuse to be able to get sex without me #and when i said no thank u that was it #so while i love and appreciate healthy poly. ive got problems and issues that prevent me from trying shjdfg #hee haw little dump for you i guess

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hephestus-mistake · 6 months

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RIP me

Died as i lived: In love with Jason Grace

#i'd do it again #i'd do it again and again and again #if i had to die every year- every month - every DAY to make sure you stay happy & healthy #i wouldnt even have to think about it #i wish i hadnt tried to cheat the fates #you're irriplacable #i would die a thousand more times- stay dead- end up in the fields of punishment- hell even spend my existence in tartarus #just to make sure you get to live #you're irreplaceable #i'm me

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youareacherryblossom · 9 months

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I went on a date with this fun art girl and turns out she's good friends with my ex best friend who was Unkind To Me and then told everyone at her uni that I was the spawn of the devil and long story short I have not had a reply from the girl since the date

#personal #essentially she dated this guy for 6 months then cheated on him with his best friend and continued to be friends with him #i then fell in love with said ex boyfriend and was very guilty until we eventually got together and she somehow guessed the same day #i thought she wouldnt be overly upset since ya know. she cheated on him with and then dated HIS best friend #and they were still pals #apparently no it didnt work like that and i was the reason she would never trust again and i ruined the one good relationship she ever had #idfk man i believed her and after she cut me off i like. TORTURED myself over it for about a year #till my friends were like THANK GOD YOURE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE SHE WAS SO NASTY TO YOU WHILE YOU WERE FRIENDS #n she then told everyone at her uni about how i was an evil bitch who manipulated and lied to her and stole her ex #idk man IDK MAN SHE STILL SEEMS TO BE ABLE TO HAUNT ME

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malka-lisitsa · 1 year

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#the one and only...sort of: ooc #its that time of night again #or really just any given time of day #where im crying over her again #I dont want to love you anymore #I dont want to hurt like this anymore #take me back to the night we met #so i can tell myself...#to be ready for it to end #I dont want to trade the time I had with you #I love you so much and I was so happy with you #i wouldnt change that we happened #I just wish I would have known better than to believe you so fully when you said forever #You really had me #I trusted you more than anyone #and you lied #you cheated #you gas lit me #and all i wanted was to be the reason you smiled #thats what hurts the most #is that at some point I stopped being a reason to smile to you #i dont care about any of the rest of it #it hurts the most that you could love me like you did #and then just... stop.#how tell me how #tell me how you did it.#tell me how you stopped loving me so that maybe I can do it too #and then maybe some day Ill have a day #where I dont cry over you #maybe someday I wont still hear your voice in my sleep

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sameensass · 1 year

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when you get this you have to post 5 songs you actually listen to then send this ask to 10 of your favourite followers 🌃

Was going thru my asks and I have these types of asks from 2015 bc i kept procrastinating on them but i swore i was gonna get around to them so I'm gonna finally answer one of these again

Dear Wormwood (The Oh Hellos)

Beautiful Faces (Declan McKenna)

Skeleton Appreciation Day in Vestal, N.Y (Bones) (Will Wood and the Tapeworms)

D.I.Y. Lobotomy (Talking In My Sleep)

Death is a Girl (Mini Mansions)

#i went thru my top 100 so i wouldnt cheat #4 of these r from that tlt playlist bc gideon and harrow gave me brainrot and its all i would listen to for 2 months #tyy i only just saw this bc for once i am on desktop #ur clexa posts r giving me so much pain #asks

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camscendants · 2 years

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I honestly hate doug with a burning passion

#I’ll admit it’s a bit excessive #but he literally makes my blood boil #‘it’s just cause he’s not conventionally attractive that you don’t like him! it’s the hair! if he were hot you’d like him!’#NO I WOULDNT #‘It’s just cause you think Evie’s a lesbian. it’s cause he gets in the way of your ship!’#NO ITS NOT #my hate for him is separate from all that #sure I don’t like his hair but I don’t hate his character based of that #he’s a creep #openly admits to stalking Evie and accuses her of cheating for no reason and doesn’t care about her well being #she deserves better than that asshat #if I could be put in a room with him (the character not Zachary) I would fight him #and I’d beat him whats he gonna do hit me with his trumpet? oh wait he can’t cause the writers got rid of it in the third movie for some #reason and gave him a guitar in attempt to make him somewhat cooler #disclaimer I have nothing against Zachary he did what he could with what he was given #he’s fine. it’s what the writers did. of Who the character is #anti doug #anti devie #anti Descendants doug #anti doug x Evie #disney descendants #descendants

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chilledstrawberrysoda · 1 month

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Do you ever just get really hung up on small injustices in your past that aren't THAT big of a deal but we're so pivotal to who you are as a person and felt like the end of the world at the time and everything turned out okay but you still get caught up on the what if of it all occasionally and mourn the person you may have been?

#like getting diagnosed as a child my life would have been so much easier #i could have gotten a scholarship and done well in ap classes but instead i trudged through the hardest years of my life on willpower alone #the friend in highschool that made me stop talking to our mutual friend after she cheated on him #and everyone sided with her because girl code or whatever #completely ignoring the fact that she cheated on him and asked me to cover for her when she did #she said we couldnt be friends if i didnt stop talking to him #when i told him he said he didnt want to ruin our friendship and he would understand if i stopped speaking to him #i told him im sorry but i was friends with her first #all this was over kik #and when i showed her the conversation and said i wouldnt talk to him again #she got mad at me because the reason i chose her was because of the length of the friendship #and 'you couldnt come up with a better reason?' and ya know what?#i fuckin apologized for that too!!#but in retrospect #NO I COULDNT COME UP WITH A BETTER REASON BECAUSE SHE WAS BEING TOXIC AS FUCK #and now i wonder all the time if i made the right choice there because we stopped speaking after highschool when we stopped seeing each #other everyday but i talked to him all the time before that and we never went to the same school #we went out of our way to talk to each other and make plans to go see each other #he was such a good friend and sometimes i think about reaching out to him but its been 8 years #and ya know whats ever more wild???#this happened to me again two years after highschool with a different friend!#but this time i chose the guy and now weve been in a relationship for 6 years

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imalsorettish · 4 months

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looked up videos about friendship and instantly cried. I ask you to drink water when youre stressed, and if you ask why theres two answers, the most used one is that stress dehydrates. the second one is usually something along the lines of "youre a bitch when youre tired" entirely as a bit because my friends are the sort who find that funny in a moment of stress and i am too scared to tell them im worried about them, theyll know how much i love them, so instead i make them laugh. Please stay, and please dont prove me wrong about what friendship is. I have a waitlist for that. We are booked up for the rest of time.

#Always when i stop feeling lonely does this rear its head to me #always then #I would love to have a friend who is as considerate about my feelings as i am to theirs #someone who rakes through the implications of a big decision #like cheating on your fiancee with someone i love #at the very least it was obvious that you were going to impact me with a decision and moral dilemma #wrapping my mind in knots trying to find the best course of action #and if it had just been that #i wouldnt be feeling this way right now #but you chose this #you chose this way specifically.#and i was not in your thoughts a single time during or after #rettish text post #vent

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spongyboi · 5 months

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bruh i cant stop thinkin bout that stupid ass dream 😭😭😭

#vent #i think being cheated on has completely ruined relationships for me cause like i cant stop worrying bout it happening again #but like i wouldnt doubt that my current girlfriend would also do that ngl #especially with everything

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mightywhite · 6 months

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