#thanks pillbug
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Also while we're at it, look at this neat NITW Nyx that a pal made me! I'll be using it when I stream in the future
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giramie week day 5: change of clothes/sleepover
goin undercover 🕵️
#doing the pillbug taxi outfit was didis idea everybody say thank you didi#btw look at this on your computer cuz the phone colours are tooooo saturated it looks better on the computer#ohsama sentai kingohger#king ohger#jeramie brasieri#gira hastie#giramie#giramie week#this is my first one with the pre timeskip designs lol#post tag#art tag
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💌 Send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome! 💌
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OH FUCKING WORM, I FORGOT I STILL HAD ASKS TO ANSWER
I'll get to those once I recover from the emotional whiplash
#GODDDD I'M JUST SO EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW#gotta curl up into a ball like a pillbug#zack probably stuck around to pick me up and drop me in angeal's lap#thanks buddy you're the best#SOBS
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*hands you a tungsten cube*
Throws it at you, right between the eyes
It hits you in the face and that's when I yell:
"HEY, THINK FAST!"
#emotionally creative rogue#thank you pillbug#tf2#team fortress 2#emotionally xyz mercs#team fortress two#team fortress#dexx talks#team fortress roleplay#dexx shitposts#dexx answers
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kirashino in killer queen's pov
You know what, I almost didn't do this one, thinking I had nothing interesting to say, but it turned out to be the microfic I had the most fun writing. Fittingly, this is also going to be the last microfic for this round! Thanks so much to everyone who sent in suggestions. I'm going to get back to editing some longer stuff, and hopefully posting more art soon!
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This is the way of things. First there was one: Kira. Then another: Killer Queen.
Kira is a man with a man’s heart, a man’s appetites, a man’s joys and sorrows and petty tantrums. He keeps a house, goes to work, eats and sleeps and shits and talks sweetly to people he would happily feed feet first into a wood chipper. When his urges bubble up, hissing and spitting like hot milk over the lip of a sauce pan, that is when Killer Queen comes forward.
Killer Queen is a tool. Since it first emerged from Kira some fifteen-odd years ago, it has not changed in any fundamental way: smooth, vaguely feline in form, adorned in skulls and samurai swords, symbols it does not comprehend the full meaning of.
Killer Queen’s primary task is of separation. Separating body from person, limb from body, hand from limb, all without damaging them too much. And when Kira is finished with these disparate parts, when they begin to leak and sweat and stink of corruption, Killer Queen devours them, leaving nothing behind. That is what it does.
There are exceptions, of course, times when Killer Queen is needed for other purposes. The destruction of the snotty-nosed child whose stand swarmed them like fleas. The schoolboy who had pinned Sheer Heart Attack in place, but more importantly, stung Kira with his words, sending Killer Queen lashing out, cat-quick. Kira himself, forcing Killer Queen’s hand to sever his own, an action as painful as forcing blood to pump backwards.
Sometimes, rarely, when Kira is sunk deep into the dark well of a dream, Killer Queen is called forth for no apparent purpose at all.
It is theorized by some that deep in the mazelike folds of the brain, neurons fire almost at random, tiny messengers ignorant of the messages they carry. These cells have no comprehension of their importance, and yet the slightest scratch in cortex can render a man blind, deaf, or amnesiac, unable to remember what he had for breakfast or the face of his beloved grandmother. The world outside the body is not, a place of objective fact, but utter darkness, illuminated only by the scant and scattered efforts of a few million thready gray tendrils.
Such is the same with Killer Queen. It does not emerge because it wants to, but because it is called. The higher purpose behind the summons eludes it entirely. It does not perceive time away from the world as anything other than absence; it does not long to feel sunlight on its face, or to fight, or to kill.
Kira asks, Killer Queen answers. That’s the way of things.
On this night, Killer Queen hangs in the air like a haze, moonlight limning the pale curves and angles of its body. Its arms hang loosely at its sides. This is not Kira’s bedroom, but some other place, a place he has been spending most of his time in the last month or so. There is nothing to destroy in this room. Kira is-
a cat, a most beautiful tomcat with a silky soft coat, with lovely whiskers arranged just so, with eyes like deep blue pools, and he is cradled in the arms of a woman as she strokes his head, his cheeks, his chest. He does not understand what she is saying, but the words are soft, and when he nibbles on her finger she coos, delighted. Saliva wells from the corners of his mouth and dangles from his chin in long pearly strings.
- deeply asleep, eyelids twitching. His face is different, but his habits are the same. His dreams are the same.
The woman, whose name does not matter, because she will be dead soon, is in the room too. She’s curled up like a pillbug next to Kira, face buried in the pillows. When he is awake, Kira wants very badly to strangle her, but he is not awake, so Killer Queen does nothing.
Outside, insects buzz and frogs peep. The dim orange light of the streetlamp flickers, throwing strange shadows over the sleepers. Devoid of intent, Killer Queen can only watch. Its unblinking eyes do not waver, its preternaturally muscular frame does not grow tired. Its focus is absolute.
It watches the woman stir and sit up, raise her arms in a stretch. It watches her leave the room, then come back with a glass of water. It watches her take a sip and place the glass on the nightstand, before sitting down on the side of the bed.
Kira sighs. The woman turns. She runs a hand through his hair, the movement slow and hesitant at first, until he shifts closer with a soft groan of contentment. His heart rate slows, his breathing steadies.
The woman says something to him, but it does not matter what, exactly, the words are. She sits and pets him, and gradually a soft noise begins to permeate the room, a noise only audible to the one person not awake to hear it. Kira-
knows her, this woman. This voice, this touch, the loose strand of reddish-brown hair tickling his fur, all are familiar. He stretches up to touch his nose to her nose, blinking at her, greeting her. His tiny pink tongue darts out to taste her. She laughs, and holds him close, and he feels content.
-is dead to the world, lost in his own private reverie.
The noise is like the idling engine of a well maintained motorcycle, or the deep-voiced treadle of an elephantine sewing machine, or the stuttering whirl and hum of a serpentine belt, spinning and spinning and spinning. It is like all of those things and none of those things.
Kira is the man, and Killer Queen is his tool, nothing more, nothing less. Nonetheless, tonight it purrs.
#jjba#kira yoshikage#shinobu kawajiri#killer queen jojo#kirashino#love thinking of stands not as a person but a process... i can't go all specbio on them so this is my compromise#[points at peristaltic motion of the gut] stand. [points at blink reflex] stand. [points at the blind spot you have for your nose] sta
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ok i have a friend guy who is just like your profile picture but gray and his name is Yama and i love him a lot he makes me cry. idk why im sending this. ty for sharing the friends, yeah? fat pillbug just like Yama.
this what Yama is like. i love him.
The... THE HJBUH...
Mine is in red same as in the pfp but small-ish
(Thank you so much! I'll keep sharing friends as much as I can)
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Misunderstandings- Robot Medic (MediBot) x Reader Drabble
Wc: 370
Themes: Fluff
A/N: Okay fine I give in I'll post it.
Pillbug, this is all your fault for making my comfort character one with basically no existing fanfics
A/N 2: Speaking of, Medibot's personality is entirely based off of how @physically-robotic-medic roleplays as him. Thank you Pillbug
A/N 3: This was meant to be read as platonic because that's the only way I can see Medibot but do whatever you want (shrug)
Masterlist
─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───
"Are you alright? Worried!!"
You tilt your head to look up at Medibot, wondering what could possibly have him worried.
"Yeah, I'm all good." You turn your eyes back to the screen ahead.
"...I am not reassured."
You were lying down on a pillow placed atop where Medibot's lap would be- if he had one. You were introducing him to an animated movie. A studio Ghibli movie, in fact; it seemed right up his alley, and he had seemed to be enjoying it- up until his last comment.
You tear your eyes from the screen once again.
"I've seriously got no idea what you're talking about, what makes you think I'm-"
"-Your heartbeat. It is beating at an unusual pace."
You sat stunned for a moment. You shouldn't be too surprised that the Medic Robot had noticed of all people- but you didn't figure it was that big of a deal.
"Apologies for interrupting you-"
there was slight guilt in his voice, which quickly turned to panic with his next phrase:
"It is only getting faster! I believe you need medical attention!!"
Then, it clicked.
"Ah.." You kept your composure, which calmed him… until your cheeks started tinting pink out of embarrassment, another sign of possible sickness, to Medibot. He was quick to address this:
"You are sick!! Panicked!! You are in need of-"
You quickly sat up and paused the movie, facing Medibot and asking for him to calm down and give you his full attention.
"Hey, I'm completely alright. It's just… a weird thing that human bodies do sometimes."
"Why would sickness symptoms show when there is no sickness? Confused!!"
You chewed on the inside of your cheek for a moment. How could you explain this?
"It's- it just means that I enjoy being around you, is all. You bring me joy."
You could have sworn he blue screened for a moment before tapping his hands together, a nervous stim of his that you've noticed.
"Ah. Human heartbeats quicken when excited, if I remember correctly. Is it the same thing? Curious!!"
"...Yeah, basically."
You let out a relieved sigh. He didn't have to learn about complicated human feelings just yet- all he had to know was that you two were friends, and you enjoyed hanging out.
Sep.7.23
#x reader#fanfic#tf2 x reader#team fortress 2 x reader#team fortress two x reader#tf2 x you#tf2#team fortress x you#team fortress#team fortress 2 x you#team fortress two#team fortress two x you#team fortress 2 drabble#medibot#tf2 medibot#tf2 medic robot#team fortress robot medic#tf2 medibot x reader#robot medic x reader#robot medic x reader tf2#medibot drabble
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he's like an isopod to me. a pillbug. I like watching him move around and do things. thank you so much for posting
much like a pill bug he can be found under rocks
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hi, i live in a dorm and am head over heels for isopods, do you foresee any issues with keeping them in a dorm room? i would be starting from scratch so any advice about tank setup + critter varieties would be much appreciated :) thank you!
I have done this myself haha and it is pretty easy to do! they don’t take up much space and don’t make themselves known, so probably the perfect animal to keep in a dorm room. and while they’re easy to hide (best container for them are plastic shoeboxes) please don’t get in trouble for having live critters around.
I’ll offer you a setup guide by me (don’t need to follow it to the letter, it’s just how I do things) and a caresheet by smugbug. as long as you don’t go for a really big fancy Spanish Porcellio or a finicky Asian cave pillbug, any reasonably priced species should do fine under these conditions.
always happy to help answer more specific questions if you have any
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So this happened a few days ago and I'm honestly speechless kk I was not expecting this (clearly because this gif sucks lol) so soon? I didn't even prepare anything since I'm still doing the requests from my 1000 days with skz lol but I couldn't let this just pass by so I'm just here to say thank you once again <3 I haven't been the most online person this year and haven't created a lot but you guys still showed me so much love so I'm really thankful for that! I'm taking this as an early Christmas present haha
and ofc and special thank you to my special people <33
@chanstopher 🔹 @soonhoonsol 🔹 @hanjesungs 🔹 @seo-changbinnies 🔹 @bangzchan 🔹 @yonglixx 🔹 @xuseokgyu 🔹 @agibbangs 🔹 @chanrizard 🔹 @hyunchanz 🔹 @babycatlix 🔹 @hyunjinz 🔹 @ambivartence 🔹 @wooobinz 🔹 @jinhyun 🔹 @cherry-heartss 🔹 @hanjisungz 🔹 @skz-films 🔹 @juiceofmoons 🔹 @snug-gyu 🔹 @ughbehavior 🔹 @winterfloral 🔹 @yenah-on-top 🔹 @yang-innie 🔹 @missyedits 🔹 @lee-minhoe 🔹 @minhosblr 🔹 @lovenee 🔹 @strayklds 🔹 @oiminho 🔹 @quokki 🔹 @brightermorepls 🔹 @minchanz 🔹 @changbeens 🔹 @hongamon 🔹 @boba-skz 🔹 @leenope 🔹 @thnx4thefish 🔹 @happysmilebtr 🔹 @pillbug-hanjis 🔹 @lixence 🔹 @woodziecup 🔹 @ggthydrangea 🔹 @haenglixie 🔹 @yangjeongin 🔹 @wahgifs 🔹 @wisteriya 🔹 @noonaracha
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thank you to @lamonnaie @lost-my-sanity1 and @distant-screaming for the tags!! (Check out their posts here, here, and here)
To play:
- Decorate the tree in the post you were tagged in (and you can leave a little message in there for the OP, that will be opened on Christmas Day); 🎄
- Create your own tree, post it and tag others; 🎄
- Tell us how you'll be spending the holidays (or don't tell us, also fine 😉);
- Link to the post(s) that tagged you so that others can decorate their trees too! 😍
my tree:
(I couldn’t resist making it rainbow)
happy holidays guys!!! The holiday break here is a LOT longer than a lot of other places because it’s summer rn, so I’ve already been spending the last week kinda just chilling (the air con has been a life-saver, we’re in a heat wave right now) and watching YouTube and various BLs, and on Christmas Day my siblings and I are heading to my grandparents’ house to hang out with our cousins which will be fun! Our cousins live at the top of the country, so we don’t get to see them very often :)
(fun fact: I joined the bl fandom about this time last year! I first watched bad buddy in June, but I didn’t join the fandom spaces until msp, which was an entire year ago and that’s crazy to think about but I’m so glad I’m here, I like you guys ^D^)
tagging pretty much all my mutuals because I think this is cute so hold onto your pants guys this is gonna take a while (apologies to those who have already been tagged in this):
@ashedddaisy @lb-desserts @sparklyeyedhimbo @birkemakesart @fangirlmedstudentblog @soundwin @mommyzhilla @gennianydots @tiistirtipii @alan-apologist @celestial-sapphicss @thegayneurodivergentagenda @loveable-sea-lemon @firstyok @leofiat-bunny @nihilisticcondensedmilk @callipigio @rroextra @desi-yearning @dejundary @absolutebl @the-one-who-died-at-the-end @non-binarypal7 @justsaucynotdelightful @randomjreader @janeveda
@ssszlami @judebilation @thubriishempoiah @n0t-yrav3rageh0m0 @scorittanius @taketwoinink @chilikit @noodle-the-queen @pillbug-in-a-jar @bananafishdepression @wren-kitchens
holy shit that’s a lot of people I’m so sorry if I’ve missed anyone
i love you guys, happy holidays and happy new year!!!
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I thought the relay interview for the movie was cute so translation under the cut
KINGOHGER RELAY INTERVIEW START YAAAAY
Q. Please introduce yourself
Taisei: Thank you Kuwagon! In the role of Gira Husty, Sakai Taisei.
Aoto: I'll take you to the top like a grasshopper! In the role of Yanma Gast, I'm Watanabe Aoto.
Erica: Let's go! Scorpie <3 Playing Hymeno Ran, I'm Murakami Erica.
Yuzuki/Yuzuyan: The mirror of the people, in the role of Rita Kaniska, Hirakawa Yuzuki.
Sou/Souchan: FOR THE OCCASION, LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF! AS KAGURAGI DYBOWKY, I'm Kaku Sou. :)
Masashi: Did you have a good dream? ~ Playing Jerami Brasieri, Ikeda Masashi "to sa ~" (or so it goes).
Q. What do you like about your character?
Taisei: He's always outright and full of emotions!
Aoto: I respect that air of distance he puts up with people.
Erica: The way she always gets involved and be kind.
Yuzuyan: Eeeeeh, they're intersting...
Souchan: Eeeeeh, he's cute!
Masashi: Umm, his elocution.
Q. If you became a king what would you like?
Taisei: To slack off.
Aoto: I want to eat delicious foods.
Erica: If I was a king that's it? I want to try out lots of different fashion/styles.
Yuzuyan: Eeee, er, I'd like to eat luxurious foods everyday.
Souchan: I want to end wars (make them disappear). (everyone: wwwwww)
Masashi: Eeer I want Doraemon as my retainer. (everyone: wooo)
Q. What kind of extraordinary power would you like?
Taisei: Is it as a king? Er... Manipulating time. (everyone: ohooo) (taisei makes extra gestures) (everyone: wwww)
Aoto: Umm, free control over weight.
Erica: A power that would let me travel to various place... A door to everywhere! (off screen: Wait is it okay to say??)
Yuzuyan: (laughs at Erica's question) Err, something simple, to fly!
Souchan: I want to eat honyaku konjac (t/n > ref to Doraemon "translation gummy" he wants to speak every language)
Masashi: I want to be a human car-wash (t/n > ?? if you know what he means teach me, "want to be like a bathtub or something")
Q. If you could change countries, which king would you like to be?
Taisei: Yanma Gast. His chivalry... I like it ✧
Aoto: Kaguragi Dibowsky! I want to eat delicious foods (editors: second time lol)
Erica: Rita Kaniska, I want to become very smart.
Yuzuyan: Hymeno Ran, I want to wear a cute dress :)
Souchan: Hymeno Ran, eer, I want to be very strong (macho sdkfjhskdf) (everyone: akjzhdfkshfdslkf is that right???)
Masashi: Hymeno Ran, I want to be/feel beautiful.
Q. What's your favourite episode?
Taisei: Waah eer, the 1st? Ye personally I liked the first when I showed resolve to stand up to Racules!
Aoto: The 10th! When Legend KingOhger appeared!
Erica: 17th, when Gira and Yanma clashed and bonded more.
Yuzuyan: The 16th, when we saw Rita's right eye, it's my fav.
Souchan: 15th when we got confused about Suzume.
Masashi: 11th I like the spider mask.
Q. Can you imitate your second in command?
Taisei: I'll do Racules!! King of Shugoddom, Racules Husty. I am the country. (everyone: wwwww souchan: so he's the second)
Aoto: (imitating Shiokara) Here comes! Detective Pillbug ~ (t/n > sorry I forgot the ref ;-;)
Erica: (rolling her fake mustache in the manner of Sebas) (editors: Sebastian??)
Yuzuyan: (imitating Morfonia) Rita ~
Souchan: (imitating Kuroda) LORD KAGURAGI!!
Masashi: (imitating Gerojim <3) Jeramiii... I think you are the most suitable to rule over Chikyu...
Q. Who would you take on a deserted island?
Taisei: Uwaa eer, Kaku-san! Like he's so kind, he would give me everything... (everyone: wooah)
Aoto: I would take Kaku-san too, I think he would have brought food with him.
Erica: For me a character, Yanma! I think he would develop/create something from nothing!
Yuzuyan: Kaku-san also, he would protect me.
Souchan: Myself! Like I'm pretty strong...
Masashi: Kaku-san! I want to become strong (macho) (everyone: wwwww)
Q. If you could travel to another world, what kind of place would you go?
Taisei: In the show? Ummmmm, I'd go to Toufu! Want to eat good food.
Aoto: Let's see. A world where we all talk the same language, all 7billion of humans. (everyone: waah)
Erica: A place with a lot of different sceneries... a world where I can explore like in a rpg.
Yuzuyan: Another world... eeeer, hmmmmmm, WAH HARD TO SAY (everyone: wwwww)
Souchan: I want to go to a world with the cutting-edge technology of N'Kosopa!
Masashi: A world where there's no timescape. (everyone: wooo)
Q. Tell us what you like about the person after you.
Taisei: (looks back) Chivalry (repeats it again)
Aoto: Her guts!
Erica: Very kind and cheerful person! (yuzuyan: peace sign)
Yuzuyan: His funny side (who laughs a lot)!
Souchan: The fact that he'll definitely laugh at even my most boring gag! (everyone: wwww masashi: who will)
Masashi: His cute side.
Q. Altogether, do a pose of the kingohgers getting along!
Everyone: (peace signs) Kuwagooon!
Q. Please do your Moffun's voice.
Everyone: Rittan (moffun's imitation)
Masashi: Let's do it in relay.
Taisei: Rittan... Rittan. Rita, I like you.
Aoto: Rittaaaaaaan wwwww (goes off embarrassed) (yuzuyan: that's not right wwww)
Erica: Rita is a genius.
Yuzuyan: Welcome back Rittan...
Souchan: Jerami Brasieri...
Masashi: Rittan I love you (aishiteru) (yuzuyan: no that's too much)
Q. Expose something cute from a cast member.
Taisei: Eeeee?? Um Aoto, he seperates his lunch in half (half and half) (everyone: wwww)
Aoto: Ikeda-kun's reaction when a moth came flying. (imitates his fright) (everyone: wwww souchan: right right!)
Erica: Yuzuyan when she forgot her gloves (imitates flustered yuzuyan) (everyone: www yuzuyan: it's true!!)
Yuzuyan: Eee hm that's difficult (erica: ye right?) eeeer let's see... Taisei, when he made a mistake "SORRY SORRY"
Souchan: Aoto in the Line gc "ah shoot I drank a little and I cried reading the script..." so he said (everyone: gibberish agreeing laughing at aoto)
Masashi: Souchan's hm. When Souchan overreacted to a gag "THERE'S NO WAY THAT HAPPENED" line (everyone: wwww)
Q. Invite fans on a date to see the Kingohger movie.
Taisei: (gets close and winks) I'm waiting on the other side... (everyone: woooooo)
Aoto: Come (t/n > I'm sorry he just said 'koi yo' I'm howling)
Erica: (tsun) It's not like I want to go with you or anything... (taisei: wah)
Yuzuyan: Let's watch the movie. (plain)
Souchan: (playing cute) So hm I got two tickets and not really have anybody to go with, would you like to go together? (everyone: oh that's a good way around wwww)
Masashi: Let's (nah) I'm appearing (in the movie) won't you come together with me?
Q. Give us a reason to go see the movie.
Taisei: A thrilling and magnificent fantasy!
Aoto: The Gira fight at the climax where we all 6 unite!
Erica: The set is so extravagant/impressive it has great impact!
Yuzuyan: The super cool cast!!
Souchan: You'll get to learn about the 6 kings' past, it's so good!
Masashi: When we cross to the world of the dead, you'll definitely cry!!
(everyone gets in position) Go watch the movie!!! (waves at the camera)
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The littel Princet Long
The second rayaari's child (biological child born thanks to dragon magic)
between the ages of 7 and 10 he questioned gender, it was at the start of adolescence that he came out as non-binary to his older sister (Nur) then to his mothers. going from the title of Prince to princet
Bonus :
Namaari : why he always takes your stuffed animal and never mine! 😭💔
Raya: Tuk-Tuk is cool!
Namaari: but so are the Serlots !
Raya: Tuk Tuk is even more so, what can I say?
Namaari: But it's a pillbug ?! Serlots are powerful felines with the behavior of kittens. What's literally cooler than a serlot is a dragon !
Raya: I won't respond to your vile provocations, Fang! Whatever you say our son has decided he prefers Tuk-tuk, I give him the credit.
#ratld#raya and the last dragon#raya#princesse raya#raya prinncess#raya princesse consort of fang#raya ratld#disney raya#ratld raya#namaari#namaari princess#namaari ratld#namaari princess consort of heart#rayaari#rayamaari#raya x namaari#namaari x raya#raya and namaari#namaari of fang#raya of heart#namaari and raya#namaari raya#naya namaari#rayaari child#rayaari mothers#raya mother#namaari mother#rayamaari child#princet long#long oc ratld fanart
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grape soda hair lookin ass
- @emotionally-mean-mechamedes
FUCKER
Lil' piece a shit, you don't deserve him
Fuck you
I hope your wings malfunction when tryna show off
#JUST HAD TO USE THE ONE THING I FUCKIN HATE HUH#ooc#pillbug thank you. this made me smile and i was havin a shit day. i needed this ww#AND YOU KNOW I HATE ARTIFICIAL GRAPE FLAVOR YOU BUGGER!! /t#emotionally creative rogue#tf2#team fortress 2#emotionally xyz mercs#team fortress two#team fortress#dexx talks#team fortress roleplay#dexx answers
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Adventures in Incorrect Quote generation!
Starring: My friendly neighborhood!
(Some dirty jokes are ahead!)
Tax: Are you tall enough to play basketball though?
Noir: Are you calling me short?
Tax: I'm calling you vertically challenged.
🤣
Ricky: Hey.
Noir: *pissed off* You… complete …ASS, Ricky! You show up here after WEEKS, and you say “hey”?!
🤣
Noir: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Dennis: I wrote you a poem.
Noir, already crying: You did?
🤣
Gordon: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this?
Norman, sighing: Fine. We're cowabunga.
🤣
Gordon: I do two things and two things only. I devastate sorry motherfuckers, and get shit done as an awesome leader.
🤣
Norman: I'm having problems with a guy...
Dennis: Like his dead body won't fit into your trunk kind of problems, or you like him kind of problems?
🤣
George: *Locks Junebug in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Junebug: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?
🤣
Lenard, learning to drive: What happens if I press the gas and the brake at the same time?
George: The car takes a screenshot.
Gordon: Please pull over. I’m driving now.
🤣
Noir: sapnu puaS.
Norman: What??
Dennis: What language is that.
Noir: Turn your phone 180 degrees.
*Noir was removed from the groupchat*
🤣
George: I like your new pants!
Norman: Thanks, they were 50 off!
George: I’d like them better if they were 100 off. *winks*
Norman: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.
George: Thats’s… not what I meant.
Norman: That’s a terrible way to run a business, George.
🤣
Norman: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*
Dennis: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?
Norman: I—
Norman: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.
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Lilianna, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.
Gordon: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.
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Tax: Fine! Judge all you want but...
Tax, points at Dennis: Married a lesbian.
Tax, points at Lilianna: Left a man at the altar.
Tax, points at George: Fell in love with a gay ice dancer.
Tax, points at Noir: Threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire.
Tax, points at Lestat: Lives in a box!
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Pillbug: Lilith taught me to think before I act.
Pillbug: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.
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Norman: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.
George: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Norman: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.
Gordon, on the walkie talkie: This is Gordon, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.
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Noir: Bro-
Tax: No, no, hold up, rewind.
Tax: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??
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Lenard: You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?
Norman: Making four accounts.
Lenard, tearing up: Really...?
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Gordon: Hey, it’s your turn to wash the dishes.
Noir: I’ll wash the walls red with your blood.
Gordon: Okay, but before that, wash the dishes. Also, use soap this time.
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Norman, carrying a box: What would you say if- if I, hypothetically, came home with 7 kittens one day?
Gordon: …
Gordon: What’s in the box?
Norman: What woul-
Gordon: Norman, what’s in the box?
Norman: I think you know.
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Dennis: My knee just cracked so loudly that I half expect it to glow in the dark tonight.
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#gremlin approved meme#my friendly neighborhood ricky#my friendly neighborhood norman#my friendly neighborhood game#my friendly neighborhood#mfn junebug#norman mfn#mfn norman#mfn#mfn game#mfn gordon#mfn george
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