Charlie: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Alastor: Cannibalism

Charlie: *spits* WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THIS?! WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!

I'm imagining Alastor just raising an eyebrow in surprise bc how in the world is he apparently more familiar with modern day slang than she is for this joke to fly over her head? :'D

for requests: fallout companion(s) of your choice with cat(s) 👁👁

i think he would like them!

*bursts into room*

I like asking questions

What are the boy's fave subjects? Are they good at their respective ones?

:D

Oooo, good question! As they're all in different grades, this will be interesting, lol!

Wind lives for freeplay hour. He's good with math, though, even if he doesn't like it.

Wild likes reading, and although he's a little slow, he is a proficient reader.

Hyrule also likes reading and is quite good at it. He enjoys the simple book reports they do in class and often talks Legend’s ear off about what he learned.

Four likes math, as it's always the same. He can memorize well and has yet to be beaten in a game of around the world.

Legend prefers art/art history. They get to practice different styles and learn about artists and what affected their art. He is rather talented in this class, but mostly draws/paints bunnys.

Sky likes social studies and history, although he's not the best student. His best subject is art.

Twilight likes P.E. and preforms very well. He's average in all his other classes and is content with that.

Warrior's favorite class is science class. They're learning how to use the scientific method, and he likes how uniform it is.

Time's best and favorite class is also P.E. as he isn't as good in the classroom as he would like. He struggles in school, but he is improving at a fast rate from tutoring and his brother's help.

Shaking your hand about being afraid to post things 😂 that said, got any favorite c!Dream headcanons?

VAULT WE ARE SHAKING HANDS RN. /pos

oh god don't get me started i'll be rambling for weeks

my personal favorite is that he's a shapeshifter!! its a really cool aspect for his character and could lead to some awesome combat tactics!!

i also have a handful of hcs for post-prison dream!! my favorite one that i implement in alot of my writing for him is that he can't stand warm environments; they're a brutal reminder of the prison and how stifling the vault was to be in

last one for now so i don't respond to this with 50 paragraphs /hj, i like to imagine the c!dteam had matching jewelry/tattoos! which makes what happened between them even more impactful i think- because tattoos are something you can't erase. they're an echo of an attatchment dream just can't let go of no matter how much he pretends he has.

i do have a lot of others but those three are the ones i could remember off of the top of my head!!

🍒 from the fanfic ask thing :)

🍒 favorite sweet quote from a wip

There’s a smudge of yellow marker across Jamie’s cheek and a very serious furrow between his brows. “Mr. Trent Crimm sir,” he says. “How d’you make love go?” Trent almost chokes on his next swallow of Chardonnay. Spluttering, he manages to say, “Pardon?” “M’tryna do a card for Roy,” says Jamie. “And I wanna say I love you Roy but m’not sure how to make it go.” Ah. Okay. Yes, this makes…far more sense. “I see,” Trent says. He sets his wine glass on the couch-side table and lowers himself to the floor, grunting a bit as his knees creak. Christ alive. Bless the children and their eternal propensity for sitting in places that make his back want to give out immediately. “You’re trying to spell love?” Jamie nods. “Uh-huh! M’tryna spe—spell.” He sounds the word out very carefully and then beams proudly upon accomplishment of this task. “M’tryna spell love?” “Oh, well done,” says Trent, in the same tone that he might tell a young colleague that they’ve written an excellent profile.

from a future chapter of the football kiddos au, in which trent helps jamie write roy a card and in the process teaches jamie that he's not dumb, and he's not broken, he's dyslexic and incredibly smart and deserving of all the love and patience in the world.

Coffee or tea?

tea but specifically peppermint or fruit teas those are the best!

For your divine intervention au, are Akari and Ingo... okay? after the confrontation at the temple of Sinnoh? What are their thoughts on this whole "vessel of the gods" thing thrust on them?

Both Akari and Ingo are.. relatively okay. Akari and Ingo’s situations regarding divinity are different, and it effects them in different ways.

Where Ingo is, in fact, not a vessel and actually Zekrom (in that case Emmet is Reshiram, it’s doing wonders for Ingo’s amnesia/s), Akari is on the other side of the spectrum being a Vessel.

With these two vastly different situations, Ingo’s clearly more tapped in to his abilities, even if it’s muscle memory. Akari on the other hand is not. In fact Akari has almost no control over the situation. She was present during both battles against Volo (his team and Giratina), but once he started going on his whole spiel Arceus started to take over. Even more so is that in this au Akari is mute (she communicates through sign language), if she ever speaks it’s because it’s Arceus, and not Akari.

In terms of thoughts on their situation; Ingo is surprised, as the fight at the Temple is the first time he’s fully transformed in Hisui. He knew that something else was going on with him, since sometimes sparks will fly off his shoulders and also he can just Talk to Lady Sneasler, but transforming into a giant dragon is a new one. Akari, after the fact, is just grateful that it’s over, at least until she gets her next assignment.

Member of the Dendarii Mercenaries you would most like to have a dinner with? (Romantically, platonically, “I’m getting your life story for a huge scoop,” whatever)

oooh...on the one hand, I would absolutely love to have a proper chat with Miles, and if we're out somewhere, grumble about allergies and how stupid they are (and possibly tell him about this thing called ADHD that I have that he might recognise some symptoms of), except there is about a 50/50 chance of whether the place we're eating at is even standing by the end of the meal, and I'm not sure that's a risk I'm prepared to take.

Elli or Elena would both be awesome, though I think if I met either of them in real life I would likely develop a massive crush and then be very sad when we'd eventually part ways :')

Bel would be fun and I REALLY want to know more about how Beta actually operates, we really only get glimpses of it in the books. With Tung, while I love listening to people infodump, I think the fact that it's military history of a universe I know little about would probably leave me a bit bored by the end, but rather him than Auson. Oh and Taura, I would quite like to chill with Taura and talk about gender stuff >:)

So probably her if we're not accepting my real if slightly cop-out answer of, no dinner in this house is complete without a board game, so I'd choose all of them and we'd have a hell of a time playing...Risk? Ticket to Ride? Ooh as cliche as it is I'd love to see them play Monopoly, or possibly Tulip Bubble...

1, 8, and 10 for the Violence Meme :3

1. The character everyone gets wrong

The way that ‘Loghain Mac Tir’ immediately comes to mind probably says a lot about the way he’s portrayed in fandom, huh… While I obviously don’t expect anyone to see my blorbos 100% the same as me, sometimes I’ll see takes that are so diametrically opposed mine that I’m just like: huh.

That being said, Loghain is a very complex and layered character, and all the different possible ways to read his motivations only leads credence to that fact.

Anyway, here are my own preferences/biases when it comes to Loghain:

1) Maric is Loghain's everything, and not only that, but the Maric that lives in Loghain’s head is even larger than the man himself was in real life. Personally, I like how this explains the discrepancy between the way Loghain describes Maric (as though he farts rainbows) and the way Maric is described in the tie-in novels (rather punchable).

Sure, they might've gone through a lot of shit together, but Loghain is completely abnormal about Maric and I love that for them.

2) I think Cailan’s death at Ostagar wasn't planned, per se, but rather that Loghain was willing to take that loss if necessary.

And look, Loghain did try to warn Cailan that fighting on the front lines would be foolhardy, but Cailan refused to listen and well… what can I say other than Loghain knows how to pick his battles? 😌

3) Loghain is not very politically savvy: I like to think Anora got her more astute people skills from her mother.

That being said, I think people sometimes forget how at the start of Origins, Loghain is a man deeply in mourning: in the preceding years he’s lost his best friend and his wife.

I feel this is also part of why he doesn’t realise he can rely on Anora: fully accepting that she’s a capable adult and no longer a little girl with pigtails as skinned knees would be to accept that there is no going back, he can never go back: the happiest, most purposeful part of his life is behind him and who is he, other than a father with a disobedient daughter, and the general of a nation that is starting to rise up against him?

Loghain basically suffers from like, a catastrophic loss of identity during the course of the game and is pretty much ready to die by The Landsmeet. If anything he’s glad to have found such a worthy opponent in the Warden: it means Ferelden’s fate is in good hands.

4) Leading to my last point: a combination of all the factors above means Loghain is very open to manipulation (by Howe, by Anora, by the Warden should they so choose).

That being said, I don’t think that absolves him of his complicity in his crimes, and especially not the slavery in the alienage. He very much knew the elves were being sold, but had also accepted that the alienage was lost to the darkspawn. I can certainly see someone with Loghain’s background deciding that giving the elves at least some chance of survival as well while also making more money for the war effort as the practical choice. While it’s not the moral choice, it is a pragmatic one and Loghain is a pragmatist.

Anyway my actual point is that while some Loghain fans might try and minimise his involvement in the alienage, I find it far more fascinating to explore through the lens of who he is a person. After all, I am not looking at fiction to inform my morals wholesale, but rather to explore other perspectives, and I am especially drawn to how people can justify atrocities to themselves, SO! Here I am, sharing my Loghain thoughts on tumblr dot com 😌

[choose violence ask meme]

for the ask: 🕯️🍄🍬

🕯️ ⇢ on a scale from 1 to 10, how much do you enjoy editing? why is that?

hmm. like a 6. i like it because im a self-indulgent writer so it's like getting to read exactly what i wanna see. but also editing is a PAIN especially when it comes to paragraphs that are just like. what am i even talking about. or sometimes i skip scenes and i just stick in smth like [they talk] [funny joke idk] and having to cross the bridge i have gotten to is not fun HELP

🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings

omg!!! putting a few because nobody can stop me:

🐉🐯 sskk -> akutagawa calls atsushi 'my love' or 'my darling' while atsushi calls akutagawa 'ryuu'

📗🧡 kunichuu -> is this even a hc. SPIDERMAN KISS. wait but also chuuya getting flustered and losing control over his ability and he goes crashing down after the spiderman kiss

🌸🐾 itafushi -> megumi's shikigami popping up (out of his control) when hes watching yuuji because they love yuuji as much as he loves yuuji. mostly the dogs and the rabbits

💛🧡🤎 kunichuuzai -> cane user dazai x chronic pain chuuya x knkd with hand tremors. important to me

🗡️🔪 tachigin -> sometimes gin doesnt want to talk so tachihara learned sign language specifically for them and convinced most of the port mafia to learn it too

🍬 ⇢ post an unpopular opinion about a popular fandom character

oh my god UMMM okay. lets talk about gojo satoru.

a lot of the fandom believes that he only cares about geto and that frustrates me a lot because while yes, a lot of gojo's reckless decisions are based on geto and he always looks to him for guidance, it has been shown time and time again that gojo cares for many others. he would not sacrifice his students to save geto. he is selfish, but he is not irrational. gojo loves his students. he loves nanami and shoko. we've seen how affected he is at nanami's death, the pure rage at the higher ups who wanted to kill yuta and now yuuji, how highly he thinks of megumi and his power etc. he believes in creating a future for jujutsu society that isnt corrupt, one which his very own students will run. while stsg share an undeniable bond, so deep that gojo is still paralysed by geto's body even after years of not seeing each other again, he would not choose geto over what he believes is the saving grace of jujutsu society. gojo will fight and scream and sink his fangs into whatever he can to get geto back, but his love and loyalty is not limited to just that. at the end of the day, hes the strongest, and he is lonely. why would he abandon those he keeps dear to his heart? for geto? that would go against his character and the future he is working so hard to create. he can love more than one person

SORRY THIS IS SUCH A LONG REPLY AKSJAJKS

send some asks here <3

👑 for lizzie and alex teehee

medieval lizzie and alex as requested!! they're definitely on the run from something.

Ask Game: List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! get to know your mutuals and followers :3

Hello my favorite bird mutual!! 🦅💛 thank you for the ask. I hope you're having a lovely day!!

Hmm 5 things that make me happy:

1. Books. All of them. Used. New. Just 🥰 books.

2. A freshly baked almond croissant with accompanying iced latte

3. Sunflowers 🌻 and just plants and nature in general

4. My blorbos and my fandom friends 🩷

5. My niece and new baby nephew

1, 4, 8, 13, and 14? dealer’s choice on OC

I've picked Vincent for this!!

1. What was the first element of your OC that you remember considering (name, appearance, backstory, etc.)? 

It definitely started with appearance!! I knew I wanted to make Pepper's sire, so I played around with some ideas for a design and the plan was to develop from there. I still have the old sketches actually but they're all very uglee 😭 here are the few I'm feeling brave enough to share:

(The third one is him as a kid bc I saw those photos of 80s kids with some questionable haircuts and I thought yeah djdjkdksk that would be him)

4. In developing their backstory, what elements of the world they live in played the most influential parts? 

It was definitely the elder manipulation(TM) in VTM. A lot of his backstory after getting embraced revolves around having to be ordered around by a manipulative person(not really an elder tho, more like an ancilla) who destroyed his self esteem and still haunts him until the moment the story of VTMB starts. She's an essential part of his character arc actually, since she comes back into his life and gets him under her control again, with things only coming to an end when he manages to regain his self worth and fully remove her from his life- by killing her. With an axe. 🪓

But yeah this is pretty much how a lot of sire/fledgling relationships go in VTM, so that definitely influenced his backstory the most.

8. What (if anything) do you relate to within their character/story? 

Ohhh everything. Like, ok, not everything, but so so much. I mentioned a bit here. Tbh it's probably easier to list the things I don't relate to him about djcjjck he went to college for journalism which is like, hm. A choice. Couldn't be me. He also raises plants which for some reason I'm unable to raise and always accidentally kill. He's also a freak about keeping his apartment organized and clean which LMAO could NOT be me

13. How far past the canon events that take place in their world have you extended their story, if at all? 

Hmm I have occasionally thought about him and Pepper after vtmb, and I'd love to make them go to seattle and insert them into the events of vtmb2, but I kinda dropped the idea bc the game isn't coming out anymore :/ (I'm ignoring the new vtmb2's existence ok it is NOT real)

14. If you had to narrow it down to 2 things that you MUST keep in mind while working with your OC, what would those things be? 

HMM. This is a tough one 🤔 only 2 things?? I guess if I had to pick like, the absolute most important things about Vincent, when I'm writing anything with him, it's that 1. He's very sentimental, even though he may not look like it, or show it, and 2. He always thinks he could overthink things More.

the idea of c!sam writing the wiki page about cdream crimes is so funny like he's the one who Made the old fanwiki page about c!dream that said a lot of stuff it didn't happen

anon you are so right and you should say it

🌹 can I be so bold as to not only request football kiddos au but specifically a Roy and Jamie snippet? Pretty please?

YOU MAY ABSOFRUITLEY BE SO BOLD. apologies for how long this took, i finally reached the roy pov of chapter 3 and. Oh Boy. OH BOY.

“But Roy,” says Jamie. “Why?” “Because,” says Roy. “I don’t trust you not to choke yourself to death on them. Quit moving, you muppet.” “But Roy,” says Jamie. “M’not gonna choke! M’gonna be extra super nice to my pom-poms. My pom-poms won’t choke me if I’m extra super nice to them.” Roy wraps his fingers around Jamie’s ankle and holds it still. Then, with his opposite hand, he levers open the tongue of the trainer and shoves Jamie’s foot inside. “That’s not how it fucking works,” he says, tucking his knee up beneath Jamie’s shoe to give himself a platform to tie the laces. “Pom-poms don’t have friends. They’ll pretend to like you and then choke you to death in your sleep anyway. Besides, what d’you need pom-poms for?” “Ms. Keeley’s got pom-poms,” Jamie says, pouting. “I wanna be like Ms. Keeley!”

baby jamie my absolute BELOVEDEST. he wants to be just like keeley when he grows up and i think that's very valid of him.

i want you to know that me and elles irl group have a friend who we have also nicknamed jachary (his name is not jack but yes) its great

WHAT DHSLAJAGA PLEASE that's so funny

Does other jachary know about my existence

either way please say hi to other jachary for me