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I love you, Mr. Murderbritches.
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treasure-goblin · 16 minutes
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cuddling doesn't have to be romantic
cuddling can be platonic.
cuddle your friends
cuddle your friends
cuddle your friends
cuddle your friends
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treasure-goblin · 18 minutes
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I'm like if a chivalrous knight kissed a fair maiden's hand and said "my lady, I fight for you" and then walked off and immediately tripped over his own armor and fell on the ground
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Happy birthday!! Luvins for Ran, too!!
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🤍🖤🤎💜💙💚💛🧡❤
*knock knock*
🤍🖤🤎💜💙💚💛🧡❤
Oh? Who's there?
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🤍🖤🤎💜💙💚💛🧡❤
*knock knock*
🤍🖤🤎💜💙💚💛🧡❤
Oh? Who's there?
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treasure-goblin · 46 minutes
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me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying
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treasure-goblin · 46 minutes
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me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying
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I CAN GET LIMBO ON MOBILE!!!????
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Oooh I just had a realization
Do you have any OC's for me to draw?
Boop!
Hello :D
Ah! Unique!! Hello!! <33
How are you doing, lovely friend?
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I'm good! Getting ready for a long day, lol!
Watcha been up to recently?
Boop!
Hello :D
Ah! Unique!! Hello!! <33
How are you doing, lovely friend?
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treasure-goblin · 2 hours
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SHAME!! MUCH SHAME UPON CAL!! SHAME UPON CAL FOR A THOUSAND YEARS!!
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treasure-goblin · 2 hours
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Hey, you are not an embarrassment for not knowing how to do certain household chores/basic self-care. They do not come naturally to us. A lot of it takes practice! Maybe you had a neglectful guardian. Maybe you had one that was very coddling and never thought to teach you. Maybe you haven't lived in a place where these things were available to you or needed. Doesn't matter. It's okay to not know and far more common than you might realise.
That said, this website provides very simple instructions on how to do everyday tasks such as making your bed, using a washing machine, cooking different foods, washing dishes, taking a shower, etc. All you have to do is use the search bar to find the task you're struggling with, and it'll come up with what you need + other related how-to's:)
If you're having trouble navigating it, let me provide you with some examples:
How to clean dishes by hand
How to make your bed (with visual demonstrations of each step!)
How to fold clothes (with visual demonstrations of each step!)
How to take a shower & dry yourself off (also provides ways to shave beards, armpits, legs and genitals)
How to shave legs, armpits, beards, pubic areas, etc. (a more in-depth guide)
How to mop the floor
How to sweep the floor
How to swallow pills
How to make small talk
How to make eye contact in different situations (or how to avoid it while still looking natural)
It's also perfectly okay if these don't help or aren't appealing to you. Unfortunately, nothing helps everyone.
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treasure-goblin · 2 hours
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sometimes you jus gotta 🍞🥖🥐🥞🍞🥖🥐🥞🥖🍞🥐🥞🍮🥖🍞🥞🍮🥐🍞🥖🍮🍯🥐🍞🥖🥞🥐🍯🥖🍞🍮🥞🍯🥐🥖
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I have not slept at all, time to go do laundry
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