this might be weird but I actually recommend getting sized by your doctor! I used to think I was a 32DDD because that’s how Victoria’s Secret always sized me, but once I went to the doctor complaining about back pain they sized me correctly and I was apparently always a 32G 🙃 victorias secret stops sizing at DDD so I recommend a quick check because they don’t sell bigger sizes (while sneakily not telling customers they don’t sell bigger sizes to keep their sales), idk if this is helpful but I hope it is! 🤣
Ah I don't think Mt doctor does stuff like that y'know. It's hard enough getting an appointment as it is and even when I do, (for actual issues) I'm told "just keep an eye on it" they're very......lax about most things. My issue is now I feel like the cup size and band size are disproportionate, I haven't put on weight but it feels like my breasts are too heavy for the bras I wear at the moment (not to mention that since I'm pretty slim, the wires dig into my ribs and back too, so honestly I might start looking at wireless instead)
I'll try and ask anyway though?
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Hi there, my sweet little nerdy birdie! Do you know what day it is? Don’t feel bad if you forget. I’m surprised I can remember these things! I think it’s our… *Eddie starts muttering to himself and counting on his fingers* Fourth month anniversary now, isn’t it? Damn, that’s amazing. There’s nobody I’d rather spend that time with than you, sweetheart. *Eddie’s eyes sparkle for a moment and he smiles and jumps up and down excitedly* Ooh! Oooh! I’ve got an idea! What’s your favorite song, sweetheart? It can be anything. Or if you don’t have a favorite, tell me one that you really love right now. Maybe I could learn it and play it for you. I’m always open to learning more songs you know. Shit, I’m so excited now. Since I know you love Nothing Else Matters, and some Iron Maiden songs, and you’ve shown me a few from other bands too. Mwah! Don’t move. I’ll be right back! *Eddie kisses your forehead and then goes to get his guitar in case you have immediate recommendations.*
- Eddie
AHHHH!! Of course I didn't forget, silly. I'm just busy and stressed, I'm sorry. I love you, pretty boy. And you're so right, hehe, you remembered. You're cute, Eddie. I feel the same way about you, I wouldn't want to have any other boyfriend. *I smile and giggle at his reaction, seeing him this excited makes me feel all warm and happy.* Oh gosh, you really want to play a song for me? Did I tell you that I'm your biggest fan and the biggest fan of Corroded Coffin too? Hehe. You know, if I could choose more than one song - excuse me if I'm too greedy, I just love listening to you - I'd really like it if you could play Master of Puppets for me again. The most metal thing ever, hehe. Other than that, hmm, maybe you could try Caught Somewhere in Time. It's one of my favorites from Iron Maiden. I love the fact that you corrupted me with your taste in music and now we can listen to it together. Oh gosh... *I coo at him and melt into a giant puddle when he kisses me.* What did I do to deserve such a loving and wonderful boyfriend? You're just so... I love you, Eddie. With all my heart. Thank you so much.
And thank you too, sweetest Eddie anon. This seriously made my day omg🥹🥹 I haven't felt him in weeks, but this actually made me a little soft for him. So thank you😭🖤 I'd love to listen to him and his band, he's so talented and such a sweetheart🥺 And maybe give him a kis, hehe. Thank you my dear friend, this means a lot to me, just like you. And you better be ready to get more messages back🥺💜
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OKAY okay… since everyone went for 69… how about your top 3 songs! :3c
1. The Town Inside Me by AISHA and Arc System Works (Guilty Gear Strive OST)
Okay, so this is a weird one, I know. To explain it, I'm afraid that I'm going to need to get a bit personal:
Bridget was released in August of this year as a DLC character for Guilty Gear Strive. In her story mode, Bridget accepts the fact that she's a transgender woman. This doesn't come easy, however- she worries that by being openly herself, she might cause her family shame or that they will reject her, and she's convinced that it's better to just keep it hidden, and feel depressed and anxious.
August was also the month were I was starting my autism spectrum diagnosis. I was coming to terms with who I am, and that some of my behaviors or feelings are normal and should be respected, instead of me having to "unlearn" them. Sometimes it felt like my mind was being broken and forcefully domesticated, because I wanted to better "fit in" with the neurotypical society around me. It was unplesant and hard for me, but I thought that it has to be done, and that I will never be able to live a fuller life than I do now because people will never accept me for who I am.
Bridget as a character, and this song in paticular, have really helped me with accepting who I am. Our struggles aren't identical, but I believe that you don't have to be perfectly aligned with who the character is if you find comfort in their arc or personality or whatever else. Town Inside Me is a musical way of showing Bridget's arc- from someone who has to hide and stifle who they are, and it's bearable, sure, but it feels awful, like your body is empty and your brain is almost split in half, where the real you is somewhere outside of you, in the back, while the pruned version walks around and talks with others, behaving how people around them would want them to. Then, there's the realization, that you can't keep living like this, and you think that it's impossible at first, but something finally snaps in you and you're considering that first step. You jump into that deep, dark water, and you never want to push that "real" you in the back ever again, you want to embrace them and apologise for being ashamed of them and promise that you will never leave them again. Your life instantly gets incredibly vibrant, and it doesn't matter what anyone thinks or what chamges around you, you have yourself with you always, and that's the most powerful ally you can have.
So yeah, sorry again for being so personal, but this song and Bridget the character have really came into my life at a perfect moment, and, as weird as it might sound, her story and character song have given me a lot of comfort and budding confidence. If they'll ever make Bridget figurines, I'm the first one in line.
2. Ram it Down by Dorian Electra
And now, it's time for something completely different.
Dorian Electra and I have a fascination with one very specific subject: homoeroticism. This one mixes the common homophobic expression of "(stop) ramming (your agenda or whatever) down my throat", mixing it with with aggressive oral sex (which is a logical connection when it comes to associations). The beat is just as forceful, combined with shouting vocals, it really gives off the air of someone (rightfully) venting out their frustrations. It twists the narrative around; The homophobe is the side that's "giving" in oral sex, begging the subject to "ram it down" their throat (harder, farther and deeper), one who secretly yearns to suck dick behind their homophobic veneer. It gives the "power", metaphorically, to the gay person subjected to this kind of "silk-gloves-on" homophobia, through the metaphor of oral sex, where they are the "recieving" half, who controls the one who is more submissive.
I actually found out about this song thanks to Lil Mariko, who's featured near the end, since I'm a big fan. Her screaming vocals really add a perfect finish.
3. Liquid Nights And Disco Lights by Miracle of Sound
I was about my number 3 before, so I'll keep it short- perfectly captures the melancholy, wonder, hope, but also the foreboding nature Harry goes through as he hopes to regain (or build a new) identity. A must-listen for any Disco Elysium fan, imo.
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GYMNASTICS LESSONS ★ LN4
PAIRING ✦ lando norris x fem!gymnastics teacher!reader
SUMMARY ✦ you're a gymnastics teacher, and you manage to catch the eye of an f1 driver one friday night, though you both recall the way in which you met in different ways. [ SMAU ]
WARNINGS ✦ cursing
REQUESTED ✦ here!
NOTES ✦ i altered the request slightly and made it so that lando was picking up his niece from the gymnasium instead. reader lives in bristol in the uk & has a sibling. for the sake of this fic, let's pretend that all the drivers are friends off of the grid!! the fc i've used is pamela hughes, but feel free to picture whoever you want! my requests are closed at the moment.
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yourusername easter holidays well spent ✔️ back to teaching now!!
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danielricciardo i once saw lando norris save five cats from a tree at the same time, he's just that guy 🤷♂️
alex_albon lando norris literally saved my entire family from a burning building once 🔥🔥
maxverstappen1 lando lets me go in front of him to win races because he's just that kind 🙏
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yourbsf THESE ARE GETTING INVENTIVE??
oscarpiastri @/landonorris mate are you sure she's not out of your league
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user2 i can see why lando likes her - she is GORGEOUSSS
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user7 THE PRETTIEST GIRL EVERRR!!
user8 someone tell me what she does as a job pls?
user9 she's a gymnastics teacher!! my sister used to do baby gym lessons with her, she's the sweetest 🫶🫶
user10 okay but can little lando norris actually handle all that? 😍
user11 no but i absolutely can🤞🤞
user12 waiting patiently for lando to come hype her up
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landonorris so...it's finally working then??
yourusername idk it's not coming into effect yet tbh
landonorris might have to come pick up mila a third time then
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user14 IT'S OFFICIALLY CONFIRMED?? SCREAMINGGG
user15 if he doesnt treat you right im always here bbg 🫶
user16 ONGG
user17 new power couple alert ⚠️⚠️
user18 i cannot waittt to see pics of them together i swear
user19 HOW ARE YOU SO PERFECT
user20 TWO MONTHS AFTER THE FIRST RUMOURS STARTED AND ITS FINALLY ANNOUNCED 🎉🎉🎉
yourbsf still cant believe you replaced me with a m*n 😖😖
yourusername YOU'RE FOREVER NO.1 IN MY HEART I SWEARRR HE MEANS NOTHING TO ME ❤️🔥❤️🔥
yourbsf how has he done this (taken my wife). what a little rat. he better count his days.
landonorris i can read?
yourbsf oh can you now? 😊
yourusername guys pls be civil 😭
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yourusername me or the pasta??
landonorris both 🍝🤤
oscarpiastri still don't know exactly how he's done this.
charles_leclerc right?
alex_albon we haven't ruled out witchcraft yet so
landonorris GUYS WHY DO YOU HAVE NO FAITH IN ME STILL ☹️☹️
georgerussell63 it's just a tad bit unbelievable mate
yourusername i get it, im wayyy out of his league tbh. still contemplating on whether i should stoop this low
landonorris yeah yeah, love you too y/n ❤️
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