Did I spent many many hours painting the cover of Six of Crows just to expand my hyperfixation? Yes
Do I regret any of it? Nope not at all
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Does anyone remember the Owls of Ga'hoole movie?
Does anyone remember this movie. I saw it as a kid and I LOVED it. I have kind of forgotten about it over the years, but I recently rediscovered it and oh my F*CKING god.
Me being me, I had to create an AU.
But before I post ANYTHING about it, I first have to learn how to draw owls. According to a good friend of mine, they have absolutely no right to be so very difficult.
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Pearnana Incorrect Quotes
Banana: Pear, I…
Banana: I love you!
Pear: Not my problem.
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Banana: We both look very handsome tonight.
Pear: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Banana: I couldn't take that chance.
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Pear: Is something burning?
Banana, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Pear: Banana, the toaster is literally on fire.
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Banana: Two bros!
Pear: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Banana and Pear, in unison: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!
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Pear: I want to kiss you.
Banana, not paying attention: What?
Pear: I said if you die, I wont miss you.
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Obsidian - Introduction
Third person story, I’m planning for this to be lowkey slow burn, very angsty and sticky sweet.
It does have a protagonist with a first and last name (needed for the plot) but I’ll try to keep physical descriptions vague so everyone can imagine her as they’d like. (Inspired by other amazing stories I’ve read that have done the same, I think it’s awesome imho)
Including Alexander Skarsgard obviously as the main romantic interest, it will deviate a bit from his gentle self.
I’m not reinventing the wheel so this story is nothing groundbreaking lol but I’ve been going through fanfic withdrawal and I’ve had this plot stuck in my head for some time so I thought I’d give it a try.
This is going to be smutty as hell, not like overly-done but it’s going to be shamelessly a lot sometimes lol.
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Here are some tags and warnings, I’ll be adding them as I go and to the specific chapters as well:
Smut
Drug and alcohol use
Dubious consent
Spanking
Choking
Daddy kink
BDSM
Spit kink (Sorry, I have to)
Size kink
Breeding kink
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Side note: Again, this will be a lot sometimes, just be aware of that haha.
*Big shout out to Mori who is helping me piece this together, OG ily
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i want to support the donkeys but i'm broke i'm fucking sorry
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some concept art for a very silly lil au ive had in mind, in which jake is a real mvp and hal gets fused with a katana-impaled seagull
honestly its just an excuse to produce god-catboy jake english content
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I was today years old when I found out ki you don't actually 'SELL PYRAMIDS' in a pyramid scheme. All this time I've been thinking that ppl sell mini pyramids that have some kind of power or shit and yes that sums up the pyramid scheme.
It's nothing like that.
I'm 17.
I'm an idiot.
Thank you.
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