Wretch and pule this

Currently have the DCA shimeji running around my screen and I’m losing it. Bloodmoon thought it would be funny to line up perfectly with Sun 😭 TSAMS is playing live on my desktop as we speak.

Lloyd: Interviewers always ask me how I lead the team at home, y'know, while we're off missions. And that's just it; I don't. I woke up this morning to Jay shaking me awake, telling me there was a CO2 leak in the kitchen. So I, having just woken up mere moments ago, blindly raced right in. The second I entered that kitchen I was shot to the ground with two modified nerf guns by Kai and Cole. Zane didn't stop this and he was literally stood across from me making breakfast. I'm pretty sure Pix was the one who modified the guns. Nya filmed it. I hate it here.

*grits teeth* things will get better things will get better things will get better things will get better things will get better things will get better things will get better things will get better things will get better things will get better things will get better things will get better things will get better things will get better things will get better things will get better things will get better things will get better things will get better things will get better things wi-

we need an ac musical in the style of six where every protag has to recap a song of their game to explain why they got the shortest end of the stick in history/ubisoft

and the chronicles people are forced to share a song and overlap each other and at the end are disqualified bc they're not a "real game"

okay cause cheating is wrong, obviously. but some people are really out here going, no it’s okay that they’re a murderer who killed your family and ruined your life and straight up abus5ed you and also is significantly older than, no that’s okay they had a secret reason they never told you about and a tragic backstory - oh wait they cheated? how dare they????

like i’m sorry but cheating is not the worst thing in the world compared to what i listed above and sometimes in media it can actually be understandable why a character cheats but everyone calls them a monster - which yeah cheating sucks - but then turn around and in the same breath go, oh that terrible abus!ve p!ece of sh!t that’s hot and has a villain aesthetic but does sh!tty things for sh!tty reasons?? they’re my faveee how dare you hate them for valid reasons??

a lot of my teachers this year have randomly complimented me on my writing even when the class largely has nothing to do with it and tbh??!??! it's really nice and it makes me want to write more?!?!?!!?!?!

Ciel sitting through an excruciating episode of Maurice's podcast because Alois begged him to (he is the guest of that one).

today was the worst wake up call ever

I know "rude-and-not-ginger" is ten's thing but I swear to god it applies to eleven so much more. that should be HIS joke nickname that man is a BITCH!!!! I love him but he's such a nasty little mean bitch

most of them down, two more to go

TSAMS : * Hands me Lunar as a character *

Me : Ah yes, an extremely relatable character, more please!

TSAMS : * Slaps some emotional dissociation on them *

Me : NO WAIT GO BACK-

scribs of fav broken dreamers can we agree that having a hard time enjoying 'own interests' due to fear you're just copying someone else is the most Borderline bs cause swear this disorder can and will make up this level of absurd nonsense

funniest (not) tt trend atm is the 'we need more male sa victims representation' 'you couldnt even handle them' thing and the entire comment section is just proving their point. 'oh but he wasnt sa'd because he enjoys it' and theyre talking about a child.

death, taxes, landogate