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REPROGRAMMED CHAPTER 7 SPOILERS!!!
I knew I wanted to draw out this scene the second I wrote it. This AU has taken OVER MY BRAIN YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTANDD
anyways enjoy and weep <3
#wk reprogrammed au#reprogrammed au#wild kratts#chris kratt#martin kratt#wild kratts fanart#littlecrittereli#wild kratts au#I CANT GET OVER THIS SCENE YOU GUYS#Chris most likely won't even remember this moment#but its still so important to Martin to tell him regardless#This was more of a proclamation for Martin than it was for Chris#That everything was going to be okay and they would repair what was broken#IT WAS THE MOMENT MARTIN KNEW EVERYTHING WAS GONNA BE OKAY#IM GONNA SCREAM SOBBING#Im acting like i didn't fucking write the fanfiction LOL#im so sorry anyways thank you guys for indulging me ily <3
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god i know i said i was tired of making eveerything sad but just imagine timber those first few months of reconnecting and they're both drunk on tim's boat, laying on the deck staring up at the stars and bear turns over to look at tim, his eyes are sad and wet, and he reaches out to touch tim's face as if to make sure tim is really there and not an illusion and tim whispers, "bear?" and bernard smiles a little brokenly and goes, "so how long do i have you for this time?"
#tim fully sober now: what do you mean? i'm right here bear#bear still drunk: i got you for almost a whole year last time. how long before you leave this time?#bear: 2 years? 6 months?#tim sadly: you can have me forever bear#bear laughing: i don't even get you that long in my dreams#bear smiles reaching out to poke tim's face: don't worry tim! anytime you want to come back‚ i'll be right here.#god tim who's constantly leaving and bear who knows but cant help letting him comeback into his life again and again#you cannot tell me that bear went to that first date in urban legends expecting tim to stay#he went to that date expecting to get his heart broken again but he loves this boy so he goes anyway#tim who always leaves and bear who waits patiently everytime#sorry im like sobbing in the library#bear is so 'right where you left me' coded#bear who loves tim so much he'll let tim break his heart again and again#head in hands head in hands#dc#tim drake#bernard dowd#timbern#timber
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COMMISSIONS OPEN!
Currently open for simple character commissions with simple backgrounds in the style shown above. Payment is requested through paypal invoice.
here's a form to fill out if you're interested, you can also email me at [email protected] ^_^
more examples below:
#first time opening comms for real money be nice to me and tell me if things are broken or confusing pls ily#really hoping i have everything set up right. im 99% sure i do but still#my art#commissions#furry#original art#art#commissions open
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got into zutara vs kat@ang discourse with a neighbor
neighbor: well the ending was good enough for ten year olds. it's not like the show was written for adults with writing degrees
me, who at age ten, watched the premiere when it happened and then rented the DVD off of Netflix later and rewatched the finale 5+ times before accepting that THAT was how it ended and there was simply no narrative explanation: it wasn't good enough for me then either
neighbor:
me:
neighbor: you must have been a weird ten year old then
#and then!! he left!!#bro apporaches me to ask me an atla question while im loading my groceries and tells me i was a weird ten year old#this is the interaction that lead to the 'katara is trains to me' post#i am incapable of being normal about this please do not approach me in the wild and then leave when challenged#zutara#yes the finale issue was the du ex rockina and the kat@ang kiss#ten year old brown girl me was devastated especially with the movie cooming out shortly after and katara being played by a white girl#i was broken okay
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caw 🦅
#neopets#neotag#neoart#eyrie#mutant#vin doods#I can't beat the allegations that i doodle dnd creatures on a daily with this one huh#god i love mutants eyries so much i'm sorry i gavehim more draconic features but uGH;#what great colours lmao#I also gave inverted knees to the hooves cause i aint doing whatever neos doing#can you tell i have a thing for dnd and dragons in general im so sorry JAKLSDF#also in topic i've been so wanting to make a neo player's manual for so stupidly long its insane#might actually do it at one point#i had species and proficiencies and everything at one point i think its all gone lol#also for a fact that i'd be a me-thing for the most part#like i'd be the only one wanting it or playing according to it#my other friends none like neopets so yeah#god do i want to dm a neopian adventure i have tons planned lmao#but oh well#i'm super greatful for all positive commenta ad every like and reblog you guys ave given meeeee#i sound like a broken record but i swear i try to not leave this blog for long but i always read your tags and crack up to them sajhas#i know i've left a couple of you on read that actually wanted to know about my characters BUT IM SO SORRYYYY#my master's taking so long and everytime there's something new and have to rewrite and replan everthing everyday i hate it here#but i will do it#i know i will#both the lore writting and my thesis HASJKHASJS#anyways if you're still reading dont be afraid to shoot up a couple of messages! It might make this blog less dead
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im at my fucking limit oh my god atreus running to kratos to hug him after freeing garm and kratos hugging him back and then letting go and then realizing atreus ISNT letting go and NEEDS comfort and continuing to hug him and asking him what happened and not getting mad or impatient and just letting him know he’s there for him and even as EVERYONE berates him for freeing garm kratos steps in and defends him because he understands how unbearably COMPASSIONATE his son is even for an evil hellhound and telling him they’ll fix this together and how he’s not angry and is only happy that he’s safe and and and and and AND AND-
#IM IN FUCKING SHAMBLES#THAT WHOLE SEQUENCE BROKE ME#and then the two of them in hel being so quiet and gentle with each other#theyre both angry and want to apologize to each other at the same time and all thats coming out is these quiet reassurances of love and care#kratos understands he fucked up and atreus understands he fucked up but now theyre gonna fix that fuck up TOGETHER and its OKAY and#and then kratos is just letting atreus talk about what happened in asgard and being so considerate of everything he tells him#and atreus is so broken and sad and quiet and kratos is trying to draw more out of him but he CANT so hes just hes just trying to be there#for him and. holy shit i need a minute#sony santa monica im gonna need u to pay for my therapy after this#god of war#gow 5#god of war ragnarok#gow kratos#kratos#atreus#gow atreus#writing this post through TEARS
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When you backread through a fun conversation you had with someone for hours an angel gets its wings
#I was talking to my brother about Norman doors and I had fun in my UX class and he was telling me about demon cores and the trolley problem#in his class. AND I remembered to take my meds today so I can feel every cell in my body. i can feel the neurons rubbing together#and yesterday I infodumped about the specialists bullseye chart to crow and how it ties with witch hat atelier#WHICH I MANAGED TOGET THEM TK READ IM SO HAPPY. I MAKE SQUEALING GUINEA PIG NOISES EVERY TIME THEY TELL ME WHAT THEYVE READ SO FAR. AHH#i might not even be scratching the surface with witch hat there are so many themes i could not possibly fathom or go over my heasd#and thats what makes it so exciting there are so many spaces in between that you can fill with your thoughts and i. i#waves my hands around manically#for anyone interested in my insane ramblings. the bullseye chart is from are we all scientific experts now by harry collins#in my own words its basically saying everything we know about anything is a game of broken telephone#and it discusses how information gets lost in translation between experts and laymen including things that arent in control#one of the main points was how things that happen between experts are complicated including debates and findings#that you can only really understand thru research and experience in that field and cant be smoothly shared without it being reworded#and risking some of those key points. or even concepts that are hard to understand that cant be shared at all#like if you tried to tell me about how DNA works using words scientists are familiar with but i am NOT- i risk missing concepts that i need#to understand to know how it works on the level you understand. or i risk having it reworded and understanding it but not on that level#AND IT DOES TIE TO WITCH HAT THE WITCH AND NORMAL FOLK COMMUNITIES I PROMISE. ITS SO INTERESTING#anyway i spent hours reading back thru that conversation and i might as well admit it goes for almost every fun conversation i have#and it might be the 20mg of adderall in my body but i am in such a state of peace and love i have to verbalize it. ahh#yapping
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my research partner and i are huddled in a blanket in paddington waiting for a too-late train i already miss you and you and you
#he keeps falling asleep almost on my shoulder and waking up and readjusting but i want to tell him its ok weve seen a lot#of each other ive seen your brainwaves you called me crying a few nights ago. research partner right now is a potentiality#friend is a certainty. i met a banker passionate about finance. he said his advice made the lives of others better and he likes the numbers#more than he likes anything else. on a high rise near canary wharf the view was wonderful and the people even moreso#he said i loved her but i spent 33 grand on her and i cant do this anymore. his voice cracked talking about her. he did love her.#and she talked softly she grabbed my hand she bought me a pack of Marlborough gold she told me to snap#the russian menthol cigarettes of the tortured polish man near us with my teeth i kept staring at her teeth#bright white and sharp. i couldnt find her heartbeat but i did find warmth and i did find her lips and i did feel#how she felt pressed against a wall. a pretty boy held my hand and i gave him my number. i couldnt stop smiling about her no matter#how many runways youve walked on how many collections youve designed how many students youve taught. senior lecturer teaches me how to do#very unethical things ethically over a double shot of vodka made by the half-persian with broken farsi. she talks softly#and she says her eyes are hazel but they appear a shade of red. pure gold on her hands and leather on her back and her fingers on my lips#(she talks softly sees through me she says something i cant hear but i wont forget the way she flies) she talked to my research partner#about the possibility of moving to sunny dubai with the rest of her family and my heart felt pierced. on her arm i traces a tattoo of a#knife passing through a rose. she told me she thought there was romance in severing so i kissed her some more.#he sat me down and asked me what i loved and i told him and he said no romance no person no tragedy will take that from you.#the room was filled with a collection of people in love with something that wasnt a person and i kept looking at her.#red eyes bitten jawline beautiful hands. it is 3 degrees Celsius my head is on his shoulder i miss my friends#we walked out the lecture hall with arms linked a photo of two years ago and we both said#jesus christ. i miss you all. and i miss logic metatheory lectures. im glad i get to stare at the depth of your eyes#i wish i had met you years ago.#crushposting
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“You wouldn’t actually want a 700 pg acotar spin off about Eris and the Autumn Court, would you?”
Me:
#i can explain AND I WILL#you can’t tell me this would be the PEAK of acotar politics plot and world building#what- stealing a book? using a fucking bathtub? no mama we are going to kill our own father#im tired of healing mental health let’s heal the broken bond between two brothers separated by familial conflict and duty#maybe LoA will get a fucking NAME too now that we’re at it#dogs gingers and Autumn why would you not want it?#acotar#acosf#eris vanserra#lucien vanserra#lady of the autumn court#autumn court
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what do you MEAN the audio plugin doesn't work
#Are You Kidding Me?#Look Me In The Eyes And Tell Me You're Joking.#I'm Going To Eviscerate Something.#every single audio separation tutorial: here's an easy free plugin! its so simple!#obs: *spits* fuck you#WHAT DO YOU MEAAAANNNNN#i tried the latest version. i tried the Last version#IT DOESNT WORK??? Hello????#i am doing! everything the tutorials say! i have been fucking with the same damn thing for two hours!#I Am Still Managing To Fail Spectacularly! What Am I Doing Wrong! Why Is It Broken!#the reviews are saying that it broke with the latest update which is Just My Luck to be honest#absolutely unprompted#bad news gamers! bring your own music to streams. my god. fuck#i thought. i would be able to provide this very shrimple thing. it has krilled me instead#there is no kelp for me. im beached. theres no porpoise in pursuing this further#wailing and wailing and wailing and wailing#ive tried so many different things to no avail#its just!!!! nothing works!!! im scared of breaking what's working!!!#im sorry i have failed you all. cast me into the sea
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Oh I miss Royal AU PriceRaven! Will Magpie also appear there in the future? What will happen to Price's Royal Status then? Or will Raven be promoted to queen?
aNON- god man Idk what to say for you to combine two aus together which somehow kicked me into another new au LMFAO
okay so. I made it sad- ((SORRY))
see the initial idea was that yada yada yada Raven somehow has royal blood so they get married and she's the queen and all, but then lately I was leaning towards more like King Price giving up his throne to be with her and live like commoners, perhaps then they'll have Magpie
Now imagine if that doesn't happen, cause well he's a king, it's not going to be easy, so....so if he were to be pushed into a political marriage and then have a kid.
Imagine what Royal Guard!Raven would feel, carrying his child that is not her own
she can't do anything but to accept the reality, and of course, how could she bring herself to loathe or hate a baby, when she bears Price's eyes.
okay pushing away the sad though, imagine if it's funny and Raven just decided to steal Price away anyways-
wHEEZE OKAY BUT THEN YOU TALKED ABOUT QUEEN RAVEN-
and that gave me....some ideas...((oh no))
I had ideas before of....Princess Raven, a veil princess...maybe King!Price visited her land....getting lost in the palace and then stumbled into her, thinking she was a royal servant initially with how modest and dark her clothings was....only to find out she's the Princess of that place and imMEDIATELY folds
"Marry me."
"uhm- with all due respect-"
"PLEASE"
"????"
IMAGINE THE KISS- LIKE- BENEATH THE VEIL- I COULDNT DRAW IT ROMANTICALLY SO JUST HAVE THIS-
#anon i hope you know you've barelled me into another au FROM an au#like princess x king au#FUCK#this is giving me so much brainrot tho-#do you know the princess Ines Valeztena from the broken ring: this marriage will fail anyway isekai manga#bcuz that's exactly how im picturing Raven's aesthetic#like blue purple obsidian sort of vibes IDK MAN#i suck at character design as you can tell#gummmyart#doodle#ask response#thanks for the ask <3#royal!au#priceraven#[oc]Raven#king!Price#royal guard!Raven
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What it looked like from both pov's at the time
What they were both thinking at the time
#tomura: that kid is fast...! 🫢 who said that. not me. anyway im gonna kill him#izuku: my bones are broken! anyway now to take down this kurogiri guy#never fails to make me laugh that izuku thought tomura was the least dangerous at that moment so he decided to focus on kurogiri#while tomura was like 'i don't care about this brat. but he's fast! gotta tell sensei how notable he was'#they're so funny#bnha#bnha manga spoilers#bnha 415#shigaraki and midoriya#mettys posts#metty posts
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Since I know you work at a warehouse, anytime we receive a pallet with something about it that displeases me I say to myself, "This would not happen if Snowy worked at our warehouse".
You're right, it absolutely would not. I release only the most high-quality of pallets
#i appreciate that my warehouse stories have made an impact#hopefully an amusing one which is what i mostly intend them to be#let me tell you tho i took a pallet to the stargate today with some boxes on it and after i dropped it off i was looking for another#to take back to the packing area#and they were ALL broken. im talking matchsticks held together with pins#im like what is that doing here. im not going to take that to the packing area#i had two boxes today that weighed 70lbs each#if i put them on these pallets they would expire. become ex pallets#become KINDLING#anyway. i stole a good pallet from inventory lmao
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Sketch of Anduin's trauma.
#world of warcraft#anduin wrynn#varian wrynn#Do you ever see pictures of you from your past#when you were young and happier#and wonder where they went?#what happened to you#I need you back with me#I need you to help me#Wish you could reach out of the picture and tell me kind words that would fix everything#But you are me and I am here and sad and broken and I can't talk to you as you once existed because all that is left of you is me#Wondering how you would handle this pain but you arn't a different person and you handled it like i did which was bad#Its weird to look at pictures of me as a kid and I was sooo good at smiling into the camera and showing teeth and i just looked so confiden#And now i just. hate pictures taken of me. My smile doesnt include my teeth#and it is still my true smile#im told its not but it is#anyway#wanted to work on this more but i couldnt figure out how i wanted shalamayne to rest in mawduin's arms#Or if prince anduin's hand rested over mawduin's face or under it
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i think it would be sooo interesting to see kusuo and kusukes love meters for each other
cuz they really do love each other but have a complicated hatred for each other at the same time ☠️ in a way more serious way than other siblings who fight
so would the meters just be straight broken, stuck at 0 because the love and hate balances out, REALLY shockingly high, or what ???
#if it were broken or just said error they would both be like 'its cuz he hates me so much sad face' but its not true i promise#or.. kind of#maybe a little bit tiny bit true but it's complicated cmon#every time i make a post like this i feel like someones gonna tell me this was in the manga and im stupid#ummmm hope it wasnt so i dont look like an idiot#saiki k#tdlosk#the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki kusuo#saiki kusuke#meows post#meownalysis
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Imagine the awkwardness if in that Mikoto Prank Show ask however, if no one but Es and Jackalope were in on it… And they somehow got everyone’s crimes perfectly right.
LMAO 💀💀💀
Jackalope and Es are in on it, and they don’t even need to guess them -- the machine can be legit! As any good businessmen, they put this newfound life-changing technology to good use: reality TV. They get a hold of 10 random people, planning on editing and splicing the videos to make up some crazy stories about crime and guilt and see how people react. They chose an range of people that might feel guilt over something -- they assume doctors feel bad for losing patients even though they did their best, or policemen regret the people they can't save, or chronically online people feel responsible for things they're connected to -- but that's all.
They get to Haruka’s interrogation and Es comes back to the team going, “hey, did you guys watch the video? Crazy that this guy killed animals, huh.” Then Yuno’s rolls around and they go “shit I never would have thought she was the type for that, now she’s overthinking her abortion…” Then Fuuta. “What are the chances that so many people feel incredibly guilty over someone else’s death? Does everyone feel a secret responsibility for something that happened indirectly?” Then Muu. “Okay that was pretty direct. How did we find these people? Should we contact anyone about this? No? Okay.” Shidou. “?????” By the time they get to Mahiru’s interrogation and she readily admits to murder they’re like “yeah okay, I had a feeling.”
The funniest part is, Mikoto is the team's only hopeful case! From the very beginning, they hear him talking around the prison and everyone breathes a long sigh of relief. “Finally! A normal, not-murdery guy! Our show is saved! We have someone real to prank!” … And then.
(Slightly off-topic but I’ve always wanted to write a comedy normal au in which Es befriends the cast in different areas of their life; Amane is transferred to their school after her incident, Mahiru works in a nearby store, Shidou works at their local clinic, etc.) One by one they get close enough to Es to really trust them, and each confess to being involved with a death that was either indirect or very well covered up. The first few times it’s a beautiful moment of trust and vulnerability, but after like five confessions Es is sitting there like “seriously?? How does this keep happening????”)
#milgram#asdfsdf thank you this has been cracking me up#just looking at the t1 videos it still seems pretty plausible#es is like 'wow what a crazy coincidence :)'#and then from muu's forward they just come back and sit with jackalope in complete stunned silence#im picturing the fucked up tails face while watching shidous video#es: are you SURE we're not the ones being pranked? this is getting ridiculous#they decide to just never tell the prisoners it was a prank because how do you even explain that now😂😂😂#'hey youre internet famous and have a strange amount of people thirsting over you. also everyone knows what you did. bye' 👍#i dont have the patience for such a long normal au but yeah the idea always kills me#its the 'am i so broken i keep attracting toxic people' thing except with literal murderers asdfsdf#ask#analysis/thoughts#long post
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