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anxietyprxme · 2 months
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i love night at the museum
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cr8zygoodshot · 1 year
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A wedding in Pompeii.
I wanted to take a crack at dubbing this comic from the ever so talented @madguth ! This comic was the one that ripped my memories of Night at the Museum out of the depths of my mind. I hope my dub did it justice.
Music used is Pas de Deux, and the SFX are from NinjaSharkStudios and ALLANZ10D on freesound.org.
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professional-termite · 7 months
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post canon larry who transitions after leaving her museum job. one night a few years later she comes back to visit and everyones like "...larry??" and she goes "well, uh, actually, its lily now--"
and then theres just a moment of silence before teddy yells "LAUREN!!! GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MY GIRL"
(i feel like i should tag @secretly-larry-daley in this so--)
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So idk if this is the best dream I had or the weirdest
So I just, randomly met Larry in the street and challenged him that I could get a job at where he works and he was like "ok, I need help being the night gaurd at the national museum of history anyways" and I was excited bc I wanted to stay up
Anyways, I get there, I get freaked out by rexy until someone (i forgot who) tells me too throw the bone and I was like oh ok
Anyways I meet Teddy Roosevelt and Sacagawea and they're really nice right?
And I keep exploring the museum and I get to this one part and this guy is like:
"This room is full of prostitutes :D"
And, aspec me is like "oh fuck no" this guy grabs onto my FUCKING SHOULDERS (if you know me, you know that there's only like 3-4 people in this entire world that im ok with touching my shoulder) and kept telling me I should go in there
I go back to teddy and sacagawea and tell them what happened
Me: i DoNt WaNt To gO In ThAt RoOm BeCaUsE tHeReS pRoStItUtEs iN tHeRe BuT tHiS gUy KeEpS tElLiNg Me i ShOuLd Go iN tHeRe ;m;
Teddy: uh, that's the hall of miniatures
Sacagawea: yeah, theres no prostitutes in there
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Me: oh ._.
So I go in the hall of miniatures and its like the most beautiful thing I've ever seen and I spot Jedediah who is playing with some Roman kids (adorable) and I want to tell him im the new nightgaurd
And then my dream ends :(
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little-cereal-draws · 2 years
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iceeericeee · 7 months
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I forgot I made this lmao
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strawbxrryidiot · 10 months
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❤️
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badpanini · 1 year
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new kahmunrah rises again image (source) and my first thought frankly was WHERE is teddy’s horse!!
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sir-buddy · 10 months
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Sometimes I think I'm funny.
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ghoulishtomato · 11 months
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Night at the Museum is really just Larry Daley coming to the Museum of Natural History and saying , "These motherfuckers ain't got any enrichment in their enclosures, of course they're misbehaving."
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pineapple-coffee · 9 months
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cr8zygoodshot · 1 year
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A family doesn’t need to be a man, woman, and child. Families come in all shapes and sizes! Sometimes a family is Teddy Roosevelt (president of the United States), Sacajawea (Lemhi-Shoshone guide of the Lewis and Clark expedition), Octavius ( miniature Roman general), Jedidiah (miniature cowboy), Attila (you know, Attila the Hun), Ahkmenrah (fourth king of the fourth kings), Dexter (a monkey), Nicky (aspiring dj), and Larry (Middle aged guy who probably should have looked for a different job) !!
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night-at-the-musian · 6 months
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Some of the 88 x 31 buttons I've made for The NatM Search. These were made with @madguth's artwork, used with permission. Thanks Mad <3
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professional-termite · 6 months
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Teddy may have no clue what being trans is BUT—
I know for a fact, if anyone overtly makes fun of Lily, he will directly punch them in the face.
he will not just PUNCH them, he will get atilla to rip all their limbs off if they keep doing it. NO ONE messes with lily on his watch
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helphowdoiusethis · 9 months
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