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March 2023 in Review
Well, I’ve finally done it to myself. My posting rate has flagged because I have overshot the limits of how much one person can reasonably do between work, family, school, and life. You can overshoot the limits for awhile, even quite a while, but eventually you pay that debt in the form of burnout at a minimum, and mental and physical and social difficulties if you wait too long to address it.…
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#biotechnology#covid-19#March 2023#nuclear proliferation#pandemic#pedestrian safety#science fiction#synthetic meat
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The Lab-grown Meat Market is projected to reach $1.99 billion by 2035, at a CAGR of 21.4% from 2025 to 2035. The steady growth of the lab-grown meat market is mainly attributed to the technological advancements in cellular agriculture, rising investment by key industry leaders, increasing focus on animal welfare, and increased demand for animal-based processed food products. However, the high investment costs and a stringent regulatory environment are expected to hinder this market’s growth to a notable extent.
#synthetic meat#lab-grown meat market#labgrown meat#lab grown meat#meat market#lab grown food#food industry#food and beverage
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The specific phrasing of "Bologna DNA" in Bolognius Maximus implies that in the Zimverse, balogna isn't just ground pork sausage. If it was, Dib would have transformed into a pig.
Instead, it implies that bologna is a unique organism with its own genetic makeup and I don't know how to feel about that
#invader zim#hmt pre galaxycon rewatch series#its probably some weird synthetic meat#like the wall meat in the sims 4
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Werewolf's burger is vegan BTW
#cookie run#cookie run ovenbreak#cookie run kingdom#werewolf cookie#dark choco cookie#darkwolf#werewolf doesn't want to hurt anyone. That includes animals. Hunting or just producing meat implies hurting animals#So he's a vegetarian#Remember eating vegetables from Spinach soothed him because “eating vegetables doesn't hurt anyone”#And his stage outfit is made of synthetic leather so “no animals were harmed in the name of fashion” u.u#They didn't think of getting rid of the pickles until they saw someone doing it xD
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Lisa Strahd be like "Ew. I don't like feeding from people. It just feels so damn unethical. Anyway, if we get Clan Tzimisce on side, here's my highly unethical five step plan to transform a few hundred or so humans into brain-dead, self-replicating living cysts whose sole purpose in life is to produce blood in a factory farm setting."
#vtm#lisa strahd#sure#it's highly unethical#but it's also really ethical#if you get past the first phase#self-replicating means that#the next generation of 'blood cows'#will be born without a functioning brain#which means it is literally just a living slab of meat#it cannot suffer#it cannot think#is has a mouth#but it will not scream#it is living#but only in the strictest sense of the word#in a century#with a single factory#a city of vampires can be fed#excess can be sold to human as an 'synthetic alternative'#useful for disaster aid#ventrue won't be happy#but some ventrue might even be stuck having to feed off it#because this blood cow is the only source of blood they can stomach
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trying to figure out what people would have ration cards for and it’s mainly for keep count of medication going out.
#hmm most people eat veggies and synthetic meats#eggs and milk and sugar aren’t regular bought maybe it’s for cloths idk yet!
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LMAO THE AUTHOR OF MY LEAST FAVOURITE BOOK SERIES TURNED OUT TO BE AN ANCIENT ALIENS TRUTHER AND A PUSHY VEGAN LMAO I FEEL SO VINDICATED
#vegans? totally fine and i have no problem with them#vegans who try to guilt me and others? SHUT THE FUCK UP LMAO#honestly she wrote a book about the atlanteans who actually left earth and came back to get more of us#and they all only ate synthetic meat except for the poor who still had to eat gross yuck real meat#like i wasnt going to call the ancient alien truther part but im not surprised#i did think she was probably a pushy vegan#aaaand i was riiiiiiight
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when ur like the average westerner's level of meat consumption is utterly unsustainable, for the earth, for their body, for supply chains, etc and then some internet addicted leftist is always like what about people who are allergic to mushrooms?? oh so youre saying we should all wear pleather??? ummm but [something bad that happened in the production of a vegetable]??? ok and? sorry but claiming that a minority of people are entitled to huge amounts of deforestation, pollution, energy, water, human labour etc in order to consume in a day the amount of meat everyone else eats in a month is not a left wing idea?
#most of my family aren't vegetarian but eat meat like.. once a week#bc its not normal to eat meat every single day multiple times#I love when ppl make arguments that imply meat eaters don't also eat vegetables#also like 90% of energy is wasted up each layer of the food chain like 100kg of soy produces 10kg of beef#the vast majority of spy production in the world is for CATTLE FEED not the tiny minority of ppl who are drinking soya milk omggggg#also love ppl who have never owned a single leather item in their lives getting mad at synthetic materials like the main market for them is#vegans. rather than just people who cant afford anything else
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Every few months twitterinas bring back the “carnivores are a problematic element of nature and we should feed them synthetic meat and make it so they don’t eat herbivores. this is completely normal, feasible and won’t have any kind of repercussion on the ecosystem” discourse
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im so sus about the whole 'you NEED to use antibiotics for any sign of uri! it will never get better on its own!!"
bc like.... all mice have mycoplasma. if mice were barely able to go a week without getting a uri and without being able to fight it then mice would not exist. period.
unless uris are comparable to sepsis in mice, which they arent, because they can go months with one untreated.
#idk it's just so sus that everyones like oh yeah they cannot survive at all if you dont give them this synthetic drug thats like.#barely been around for a century#likeyeah onviously a lot of people died from infections back before antibiotics and antivirals#but a lot of people also survived and continue to survive without treatment#frowing up in ~the rurals~ showed me a lot of people well past middle aged who have been 'self medicating' in ways like#swallowing a teaspoon of Vaseline#treating their own machete injury even as it got infected. ie. doing nothing for it.#treating infected abdominal abscesses on their own with nothing but bandaids over the course of a couple months#pulling their own rotten teeth out with pliers#breaking off chunks of their rotten teeth with picks.#exact same people (YES--- PEOPLE) who did that never brushed their teeth. ever. They didnt even own toothbrushes#never washing their hands even after the bathroom and handling raw meat. immediately touching childrens mouths and the children#never get sick#like.#yall needa have some trust in the bodys ability to fight off infection#obv you should still eer on the side of caution bc you never know if they actually are able to figjt it off#but still.#i feel like this is just causing antibiotic dependence and eventually resistance
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*cannibal voice* is it too much to ask to get some ethically sourced human meat?
#I imagine cannibals are frustrated with the amount of synthetic food we eat#are crunchy moms trying to raise us for cannibals#this is just the plot of the promised neverland#millennials are ruining the cannibalism business#gmos are ruining organic human meat#I am adamantly against cannibalism this post is a joke
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Does anyone want to hear about android!Ghost's dick? No?
OK well I wanna talk about it so...
Starting off strong with the "he doesn't have one" argument because what use does he have for one when he's literally built for active duty? Well. First of all who build a robot you can't fuck? Second of all shhhhhhhh.
As it stands he doesn't have one. Not that he doesn't want one or wouldn't use one but the military can be so stingy... so obviously he's gotta enlist his favorite mechanic to make him one. Which is a fun in person request to make. Just showing up to your workshop and telling you he wants a dick while you studiously do not look at his crotch. You can feel him smirking when you ask what he plans to do with it. (He'd get by pretty well with his fingers and *redacted* but nothing beats dick)
So you gotta design a dick for this guy, take measurements, get input, spend hours agonizing over the neuropathways and how you're going to link this in to his synthetic nervous system. Plus like... are you gonna make this thing come? You probably should. If Ghost is going to be using it he should get something out of it.
So now you have to design an orgasm program. Which is easier said than done because how do you quantify that, and how do you code it, and most importantly how do you test it?
Well you test it by hooking Ghost up to the computer and setting the program to run, watching him stiffen and arch his hips into the feeling, swearing in that low mechanically filtered voice as he humps the air. Fuck he looks good. UNPROFESSIONAL THOUGHT. OK you stare at your screen and run a few more variations, asking him to describe each one and rank them. Great orgasm locked and loaded, now you have to set up trigger scenarios.
Which also means when you actually get the android dick to a solid prototype you have to call Ghost in and install it. You reserve the day, clear it with Price (new parts testing, custom made, you tell him. Giving no other details. He doesn't ask) and keep a fire extinguisher and a kill switch nearby while you tell Ghost to... jerk off.
And then you watch him stroke the gorgeous, big, cock you custom designed for him with thick, deft, fingers. And you wait for the orgasm program to trigger. And hope that nothing glitches and he doesn't rip your beautiful masterpiece of a dick off, and also that the come you designed actually comes out at the right time. So you sit there and watch him, press your thighs together and try not to shift in your seat even though you can hear the click of Ghost's cameras as he watches you watching him.
You don't wonder what he's thinking about. You don't focus on the grunt of pleasure he lets out. You do tap at your screen to check the sensitivity levels on the synthskin you used. You do reach to make sure he isn't squeezing too tight or stroking too rough and end up with lube based come spurting onto your face.
Which you suppose means it works.
Which means moving on to partner trials, and your hand tentatively wrapped around Ghost's fat cock. You don't remember why you made it so thick, but it doesn't help the ache between your legs. You try to keep a professional look on your face as you reset the program and start to stroke him with much gentler fingers. You ignore the come staining your face until Ghost swipes his fingers through it and pushes those same fingers into your mouth.
You end up on the workbench with him, grinding your clothed cunt against his firm thigh as you stroke his cock and he pumps his fingers into your drooling mouth. Mutter all manner of filth to you. Greedy whore, desperate piece of meat for him to fuck now that you've made equipment for him. Aren't you a smart little toy to make him exactly what he asked for, and so big too. "That what you want love," he asks, "you want a fat cock to split you open? Look'it you drool, probably tried it out before you stuck it on me."
Even if you didn't you can't say you didn't think about it, didn't drag your fingers over the dick appreciatively. All the scaling in the world, trying to make sure it would look right, fit right, on Ghost's body and you still made it with your preferences in mind. He knows it too. That's why he reminds you what a cock hungry toy you are. "All cooped up in here with no one to show you your place," you drag your tongue along his fingers, work your cunt against him, hope you leave a wet spot on his synth skin, hope he can feel you through the coveralls, "bet you dream about one of your bots holding you down and giving you what you deserve."
You can try and shake your head but he just holds your cheeks, twisting the fingers in your mouth to accommodate. Ghost makes a noise, a sort of clicking sound you can't parse, and tips his head. "Can't lie to me, deserve better than I could give ya, but now?" He pulls his fingers from your mouth and fists your coveralls, pulling purposefully at the material, "Now I've got all day."
#cod x reader#x reader#simon ghost riley#simon ghost riley x reader#ghost mw2#ghost x reader#simon riley x reader#simon riley x you#simon riley#mw2 ghost#ghost cod#android!ghost#cyberpunk au#you know this got away from me#this is also like... a few chapter into their relationship#he cant knock us up but he can try
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Danny, at 17, did not have the best love life. This is partially because two of his must haves in a partner are " Will protect me with their life" and "Will commit unspeakable acts of violence for me" or at least beat someone up for his honor.
Naturally, this doesn't always result in the most stable of partners.
His first girlfriend, Valerie, became an anti-hero and broke up with him for his safety.
He finally got with Sam in sophomore year only for the feds to come into class one day to arrest her. To his surprise, her crimes had nothing to do with ghosts but rather an incident where she went too far and committed a few acts of economic terrorism. Danny and Tucker never really learned the specifics of the crimes, and her parents hushed up as many news outlets as they could, so there wasn't much info to go around. All they knew was that she saved thousands of lives by doing it.
In the end, she was sentenced to eight years, and she broke up with him so that he wouldn't wait around for her to get out.
His third partner was a guy named David who was really sweet. Unfortunately, Danny got kidnapped one day by David's arch nemesis, who was some villain with a corny edge lord name. Yeah. David had become a a super hero after they started dating.
And if you guessed that he freaked out and dumped Danny for his own protection, you'd deserve a cookie.
Danny was noticing a pattern here. One that continued with everyone he dated. They always became some kind of hero before dumping him for his own protection, and it was infuriating. Sure, danny could defend himself, but he was never deep enough into the relationship to reveal his phantom half, and frankly, his hero career was something he left behind when he left Amity and destroyed the portals.
He met Tim at a skatepark after Tim fell off his board cause of some jerk speeding out in front of him on his own board, forcing Tim to stop or else hit the guy. The guy was unrepentant and Tim calmed him down (this did not stop him from melting the guys wheels with an ectoblast when no one was looking).
Tim then asked him to coffee. Danny, noticing how cute Tim was, agreed.
Danny was up front with his parents being mad scientists in Illinois. He always was with all the people he dated. It was better not to hide these kinds of things or worse, wait until you're already attached and afraid of losing them. So he always told potential partners as early as possible. Tim seemed a bit put off by this but was calmer about it than most, and they continued chatting.
Tim didn't seem like the type to turn to heroism or anti heroism so he felt safe on their later dates. It was only after he had known Tim for a while that he put the pieces together.
Tim was always covered in bruises that he hid with his clothes and make up, he had complained about batman over the phone when he thought danny couldn't hear, he was rich, he knew how to fight as revealed by his stances and footwork dispite trying to pretend he didn't, and lastly he held a lot of political power and influence being Bruce Wayne's son. Power he had no reservations using when it suited him or he was just feeling petty (that pettiness was part of why danny was falling for him harder than he thought he could)
No wonder Tim was so okay with his parents being rouges.
Tim was a villain!
At least Tim wouldn't leave him like all his exes. Danny doesn't think he could handle it if he did. Another good thing about this is now he can talk more freely about the more villainous and morally gray ideas and inventions when he was alone with Tim.
Tim didn't see anything wrong with Danny's idea to use something similar to cloning pods to make synthetic meats like rump roasts and steaks as a way to end world hunger and was eager to add to the conversation.
#dpxdc#prompts#fanfiction prompts#brain dead#deadtired#danny phantom#danny fenton#tim drake#red robin#yum#red robin dc#danny: i love my villian boyfriend#imagine when tim finds out#imagine when tims FRIENDS find out they'll never stop teasing him#batman#does danny assume the reast of the waynes are villians too?#danny tells Tim about Phantom after they had been dating for a few months and they've said thier first I Love Yous#sorry ive been gone for like a week ive been having A Time#stressed#some people find cloning immoral even if its just body parts so idk#tim is probably hiding danny from the bats in this lmao#i got a new phone#and it has spell check! can you tell? lmao
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When you meet someone nice and realizes just know that they're an extreme vegan that shames people and does not put triggers on animal violence in their stories... Yeah :')
#I hate people like that#I think veganism as a concept as a good idea#But I believe in consuming locally and dismantling abusive industries#Not reject anything and everything that involves animal products#Especially since it's not all black and white : agriculture eats up A LOT of space sometimes more than raising animals#Quinoa + soja + certain oils farms are super destructive and is almost always imported from other countries#Synthetic leather and fur is. fucking plastic 90% of the time. And the fake leather that isn't is not affordable and does not measure#to the quality of real leather#AND MOST IMPORTANTLY : WE THE COMMON PEOPLE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE PLANET DYING#IT'S INDUSTRIES THAT GENERATE 80% OF ALL CO2 REJECTED#THAT PUSH MASS CONSUMPTION AND KILLS SMALL BUSINESSES/SHOPS/FARMS#AND DELOCALISE THEIR BUSINESS TO EXPLOIT POORER COUNTRIES#Veganism is not inherently bad. But you're not going to fix the world by refusing to eat meat.#Do we eat too much meat? Fuck yes we do! And shitty meat at that!#But Veganism is expensive. Veganism is not always good for the environment. Veganism is a very urban diet that is not suitable for everyone#Anyway don't eat animal products if you want and disagree if people eat meat#But showing animal violence without triggers IS NOT OKAY and Veganism is not a perfect universal diet.
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Florida Becomes First State To Ban Bill Gates’ Fake Meat Due To ‘Serious Health Concerns’
#florida#bill gates#billgates#fake meat#fakemeat#health concerns#healthconcerns#cancer#ron desantis#rondesantis#wef#fuck the wef#billgatesfoundation#BansyntheticMeat#syntheticmeat#gmo
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To the post I just saw on Instagram.
Creating synthetic meat isn't the end to veganism. That's... that's not what that means
#i dont think you know what vegan means bud#if you dont get it vegan at least in the diet sense is someone who doesnt eat any animal product which inudes meat#so if synthetic meat is made its not real meat it didnt come from an animal and an animal was not used at all in it creation#which means vegans can eat because its vegan safe#that doesnt end veganism though so i dont know why they said that
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