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le-sluagh · 1 year
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I would like to see some cute Swindle/Scavenger >:)
(Scrapper gonna be so mad at me for requesting this lmao)
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(He is) XD
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le-sluagh · 2 years
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Special Ship Incorrects (3)
Drag Strip: How to flirt with Kickback?
Dead End: Just tell him: “You’re beautiful”.
Drag Strip: Good idea.
*Later*
Drag Strip, to Kickback: I’m beautiful.
*****
Megatron: Talk dirty to me, darling~.
Shockwave: The dishes.
Megatron: What-
Shockwave: It’s been there for 4 days and it's your turn to wash it. You still haven't done it even though I asked you to do it several times.
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Swindle: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."
Scavenger: I saw you.
Swindle: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Vortex in a turkey costume.
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Megatron: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet?
Shockwave: What? Like ABCDEFGH-
Megatron: No, like, U R A Q T.
Shockwave: …
Shockwave: It’s not like that we spell alphabet.
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Deathsaurus: If I say I love you, will you say it back?
Overlord: Yes.
Deathsaurus: I love you.
Overlord: It back.
*Later*
Tarn: Why is Deathsaurus crying face-down on the floor?
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le-sluagh · 2 years
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My many ship ! They're not all there XD
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le-sluagh · 1 year
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can I request Bonecrusher and Mixmaster giving Swindle the shovel talk over dating Scavenger
(You not precise draw so I writing it. Hope you like it) ^^
[Swindle arrived in front of the Constructicons' quarters, to search Scavenger for their date. Swindle was happy, because he knew Scrapper was busy, so he couldn't stop him this time]
*Swindle knocks on the door, and waits, before seeing Mixmaster open the door*
Mixmaster: Oh! Hi ! Scavenger is not ready!
Swindle: Oh…
Bonecrusher, arriving: Hey! Come inside! No need to wait outside!
Mixmaster: That's right!
[Mixmaster and Bonecrusher pulled Swindle inside, and sat him down on the couch, before sitting on either side. Swindle would be lying if he said he didn't feel somewhat stressed]
Bonecrusher: Good! *Wraps his arm around Swindle's shoulder* We need to talk!
Swindle: About?
Mixmaster: Scavenger and you!
Bonecrusher: Yeah! So listen carefully!
Mixmaster, smiling: If you make him cry…
Bonecrusher, cracking his fist: We're breaking your legs.
Swindle: *Paled*
Mixmaster: If you hurt him in any way…
Bonecrusher, smiling menacingly: We're breaking your legs!
Mixmaster: If you break his spark…
Swindle, scared: Are you breaking my legs?
Bonecrusher, threatening: No, we're breaking your spark, and not metaphorically!
Scavenger, arriving and smiling: It's good, I'm ready!
Swindle, smiling nervously: Great!
[Scavenger started to walk towards the door, and Swindle wanted to follow him, but was stopped by Bonecrusher and Mixmaster. Swindle turned to them in fear, as they gave him a terrible look]
Bonecrusher and Mixmaster: I hope for you that you have understood correctly.
Swindle, pale: Very well understood!
*Bonecrusher and Mixmaster let go of Swindle, smiling*
Bonecrusher: Good date!
Mixmaster: Have fun!
[Swindle runs away from the Constructicon district, in order to join Scavenger, while realizing that there is not only Scrapper to be wary of]
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le-sluagh · 2 years
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Starscream: You think you’re smarter than everyone else. Hook: I don’t think I’m smarter than everybody else. I know I am.
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Scavenger: I think I just figured something out. I have to go. Swindle: You’re not forgetting anything? Scavenger: Uh… *Hesitantly kiss Swindle’s forehead before leaving* Swindle, blushing: No- Euf! Pay your invoice!
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Scavenger: My sparkmate is so much cuter than yours. Swindle: How dare you insult my sparkmate like that! Swindle: Wait, you’re my sparkmate. . . Swindle: How dare you insult yourself like that!
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Megatron: How do you stay calm all the time? Scrapper: Because I don’t get into fights. I just say, "You’re right," to cut the argument short. Megatron: But it’s totally stupid. Scrapper: You're right.
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Hook: Bonecrusher wake up, you lazy glitch. Bonecrusher: 'Lazy' is such a strong word, Hook! I like to say 'selective participation'. Hook: 'Idiot' is such a weak word. I prefer to say 'Bonecrusher'.
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le-sluagh · 2 years
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Breakdown: Why are you on the floor? Dead End: I’m depressed. Breakdown: ... Dead End: I was also stabbed, can you go get Hook, please.
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Bonecrusher: Do you think the different paintings have different tastes? Mixmaster: Yes, totally. Long Haul: … Why did you say that with such certainty?
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Constructicons plan to increase Scavenger’s self-confidence : Scrapper, standing on a chair: The floor hates Scavenger! Long Haul: *Get on the table* Mixmaster: *Climbing to the ceiling* Bonecrusher: *Running to the couch* Hook: *Was already on the couch but still tucks in the legs* Scavenger: Scavenger: *Jump to the ground* Everyone: Scavenger, no!
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Swindle: We have to get that door open. Blast Off, give me your credit card. Blast Off: Here. Swindle, take it: Thank you. Brawl, kick the door.
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Scavenger: I admit I have a crush on someone, but I’m afraid to tell you who it is, because you might not like… Scrapper: Just tear off the bandage. Scavenger: It’s Swindle. Scrapper: Put the bandage back on.
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Scavenger please, believe in you TvT
Mixmaster always eat weird things
And Scrapper don't accept the relationship of Scavenger and Swindle (this bad influence)
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le-sluagh · 2 years
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Scrapper, passes and sees Hook talking to the mirror: … Are you talking to yourself? Hook: Yes! It’s the only way to have an intelligent conversation here!
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Hook: I guess I have a slight tendency to criticize. Long Haul: "Guess"?! Bonecrusher: "Slight"?! Mixmaster: "Tendency"?!
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(SHIP) X) Scavenger: That’s ridiculous! Swindle doesn’t have a crush on me! Bonecrusher: Oh yes! Mixmaster: Oh yes! Swindle: Oh yes~ !
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Hook: *Offers Bonecrusher a dictionary for his sparkbirthday* Bonecrusher: Wow… I don’t know what to say… Hook: That’s why I bought this for you.
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(SHIP!) >v< Onslaught: You’re like an angel without a wing… Scrapper: … So like a person?
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le-sluagh · 2 years
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Scavenger: The first time I saw you, you stole my spark. Swindle: But I’m a kleptomaniac, so it doesn’t mean anything.
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Onslaught: I’ve been giving tons of clues all more obvious than each other for like a year now. But still no answer. Scrapper: Wow. He looks stupid. Onslaught: But he doesn’t. He’s actually really smart. Just blind. Scrapper: Maybe you should be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… "Hey! I love you!" Onslaught: I guess you’re right. Hey Scrapper, I love you. Scrapper: There! Say that! Onslaught: Oh frag… Scrapper: If he don't understand after that, then sorry Onslaught, but he’s way too stupid for you. Onslaught: Scrapper…
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Scrapper: Get up, it’s time. Scavenger, Long Haul, Mixmaster, and Bonecrusher: Just five minutes… Scrapper: Okay, all right. ~ Hook: Get up, it’s time! Scavenger, Long Haul, Mixmaster, and Bonecrusher: Just five minutes… Hook, sharpening his scalpels: It seems you misunderstood me…
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Scrapper: I can’t believe you two broke the charging table last night… Hook: Yeah! What the hell did you do?! Mixmaster and Bonecrusher: … Hm… *Last night* *Mixmaster and Bonecrusher jumping on the charging table* Mixmaster: I bet you can’t hit the ceiling! Bonecrusher: Watch me!
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Scrapper: I told Hook that his crane hook moved when he lied. Long Haul: Why? Scrapper: Look. Hey! Hook! Hook: What?! Scrapper: Do you love us?! Hook, retaining his crane hook: No!
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le-sluagh · 2 years
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The Combiners - Season 2
Post the new part The Combiners - Season 2 on AO3 !
/!\ First read The Combiners - Season 1 Now that Hook didn't want repair the Stunticons anymore, Megatron has obliged to find a new medic. Knockout seem to be a good doctor, but a darker mission was give to him. Shrapnel become more anger against Brawl, and not accept the relation who seen born between Brawl and Bombshell. However, Scavenger and Swindle will do something really stupid, and Swindle will be obliged to do a terrible thing !
The ship is :
Onslaught/Scrapper
Swindle/Scavenger
Brawl/Bombshell
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Kickback/Drag Strip (they can't hide anymore) XD
and a new secret one ;)
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le-sluagh · 2 years
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(Part 3) The types of love - Transformers
Swindle: I love you sweet spark~. *Wink*
Scavenger: Huh?! Uhm! Gheubeu! *Scavenger.exe has stopped working*
Swindle: …Scavenger?
[The experienced and the timid. Or "Too much intensity for me, my processor can't keep up"]
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le-sluagh · 2 years
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How Swindle had a crush on Scavenger? How have Onslaught and Scrapper get to know each other? Why Vortex seem so interested by Hook, and respect Scrapper so much? Why does Brawl seem to like Bombshell? Or the why of the chaos we know in "Kiss, Conjunx, Kill" and "The Ugliest and The Prettiest ". So, everything happens in the past.
The name are in bold, the action in italic or with **, and the think of the characters in ( ). Hope you like it and good read !
The ship :
Swindle/Scavenger ; Onslaught/Scrapper ; Brawl/Bombshell
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le-sluagh · 2 years
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He don't accept this relation X)
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