(228) When the DJD arrives to recruit Deathsaurus, it all goes terribly pear shaped, diverges sharply from canon, and sees Tarn fetching up as a captive of his new terrible dragon overlord.
Dez has a hunch that he doesn't really have to kill Tarn if he can turn him — and not only is he very valuable for his outlier ability, and the obvious key to bringing his whole deadly team under Deathsaurus's authority, he's also looking very emotionally unstable right now.
It's a romance.
Or stockholm syndrome.
Or both!
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breaking news, Deathsaurus become popular on YouTube!!!!
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*Overlord appears*
Rodimus: Who’s that?
Megatron: He doesn’t like me.
*Tarn appears*
Rodimus: Who’s that?
Megatron: He doesn’t like me, either.
*Deathsaurus appears*
Rodimus: Who’s that?
Megatron: Let’s just assume for the moment that everyone here doesn’t like me!
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Hcs for dating IDW Tarn, Deathsaurus, and Megatron
Tarn: He would only date you if you were a con. No exceptions.
Not a fan of pda, but if some other bot tries to flirt with you, he'll "take care" of them. He'll then proceed to keep his servos on you for the rest of the night to ensure that it doesn't happen again. A servo on your back, an arm around your waist, a hug from behind, you name it!
Would only use your real name around others, but in private he'd probably call you some scrap like "My pet" or "dolly". (Don't ask why. Also, major ick imo)
He won't treat you very differently from the rest of his crew, but he might be a little more lenient when it comes to you completing any assignments. He expects you to work as hard as anyone else would "for the cause" but you're definitely his favorite
Deathsaurus: He'd prefer to date a decepticon, but he's also not entirely opposed to someone from another faction. You'd have to be pretty special though.
Big pda mech! He firmly believes in expressing his love in whatever way possible, usually meaning he'll be found holding your servo or waist. As we all know, he has a strict "no secrets" policy, meaning he'll introduce you to his troops as soon as he can. lowkey just wants an excuse to show you off
He wouldn't admit it out loud, but he loves pet names! Darling, sweetspark, dear, my love, my spark- he's got a bunch of 'em for you. If you call him any of these back, he'll be grinning to no end.
Obviously, if you want to be with him, you'll have to respect his crew and his troops. He won't tolerate you or anyone else treating them like scrap. If you're kind and supportive of his troops, and get along with them well, he'll fall for you so damn hard and fast. He's a sucker for a responsible, productive, and capable bot that'll pull their weight.
Megatron: He's fine with dating any faction, though there might be some guilt lingering in the back of his mind if you're a con.
Not big on pda, or physical affection in general. His love language is probably acts of service, like helping you out with some of your tasks. He's not big on pet names, but he might call you "dear" sometimes. He doesn't mind any pet names or nicknames you give him though.
He'll give you datapads with his poetry sometimes, and he might even recite it out loud for you as you get closer. He'd be helm over heels for you if you're into poetry and write some for him as well- it'll hang on the wall in his room and he'll have it memorized. Even if you're not into poetry, he still enjoys spending quality time with you. It's nice for him to not feel judged or scrutinized around someone for once.
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Crazy question. Totes crazy question. Whats your opinion on tarnsaurus?
sure!! why not!!
will i be drawing it???
.... carpal tunnel started manifesting in my arm just looking at this motherfucker. so absolutely not.
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(128) Deathsaurus has begun dropping pieces of conquered enemies at Tarn's door in what is obviously some kind of monstrous courtship display. What's worse, Tarn is clearly getting all weak kneed and fluttery about it, even as he insists it's uncivilised and terribly unhygienic.
Kaon and Leozack have just now entered into a solemn but secret pact to destroy all evidence and run interference between their commanding officers. This, they've concluded, is the rebound relationship that absolutely nobody—not the warworld crew, nor the DJD—deserves.
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we deservedly give idw2 a lot of shit but the galaxies run was pretty good and cliffjumper’s 2 issues were some of the funniest of the entire series, especially the gag where deathsaurus knew cliffjumper well enough not to confuse him with bumblebee like everyone else but not well enough to actually get his name right like
and my personal favorite:
deathsaurus wanted to fuck that little man nasty style but for the life of him he could not remember his name
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