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cyber-streak-2 · 8 months
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Starscream: Soundwave, hack into their cameras.
Soundwave: Of course. Let me just load my “Tap into every security camera in the Autobots base” app.
Soundwave: *Taps on a screen*
Soundwave: I apologize if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn’t; I am in.
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cyber-streak-2 · 17 days
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Megatron: So, your plan failed?
Rodimus: It didn’t fail. It was pre-successful.
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cyber-streak-2 · 22 days
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Knockout: Do you have a self-care routine?
Starscream: “Keep going bitch” said to myself in different accents.
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cyber-streak-2 · 8 months
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Knockout: Megatron, Soundwave, and Starscream collectively share one braincell.
Breakdown: And who has it now?
Knockout: Soundwave. He always has it.
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cyber-streak-2 · 1 month
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First Aid: When was the last time you slept?
Pharma: What month is it?
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cyber-streak-2 · 22 days
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Starscream: I went through an entire character arc recently.
Starscream: ...I became more evil if you’re curious.
Windblade: Don’t worry, there’s still time for a redemption arc!
Starscream: I’m going to get worse on purpose.
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cyber-streak-2 · 24 days
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Starscream: I had a dream that you were my therapist, but all you did was call me a bitch.
Knockout: Bitch.
Breakdown: Dreams do come true.
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cyber-streak-2 · 7 months
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Rodimus, about a wounded Ultra Magnus: Is he going to be okay?
Ratchet, nodding: Yes, just keep applying pressure.
Rodimus, leaning in closer to Ultra Magnus: If you die, then Megatron, Whirl, Brainstorm, and Swerve will have no supervision.
Ratchet: Not like that!
Rodimus: It’s true!
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cyber-streak-2 · 4 months
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Ratchet: I need you.
Drift: For?
Ratchet: Ever.
Drift, voice cracking: Oh.
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cyber-streak-2 · 3 months
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Krok: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup?
Fulcrum: The afterlife, I guess.
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cyber-streak-2 · 4 months
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Megatron: Optimus has foiled my plans for the last time!
Starscream: The last time today, perhaps.
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cyber-streak-2 · 11 months
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Rung: What is wrong with you?
Whirl: Loaded question. Elaborate.
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cyber-streak-2 · 4 months
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Tailgate: Cyclonus has been staring at me for a while. Do you think he likes me?
Rewind:
Rewind: This is literally your wedding.
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cyber-streak-2 · 8 months
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Brainstorm: Bad News: Got locked out of the ship today.
Brainstorm: Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.
Brainstorm: Bad News: Nautica finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, years ago when I was younger, I thought it was a skill that would impress cute people.
Brainstorm: Good News: Someone cute saw me do it.
Brainstorm: Bad News: It was Percy, and since he’s already seen me fall from hanging upside down in the lab several times, several trees aswell, cry because I noticed a fawn that was just so damn small, and that I can ride a unicycle.
Brainstorm: He’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. He knows.
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cyber-streak-2 · 4 months
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*Early MTMTE*
Tailgate: I’m gonna be honest... I feel like you don’t like me.
Cyclonus: I’ve told you multiple times that I don’t.
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cyber-streak-2 · 4 months
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Rodimus: Will Drift be okay?
Ratchet: He won’t be when I find him.
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