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cyber-streak-2 · 7 months
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Starscream: Soundwave, hack into their cameras.
Soundwave: Of course. Let me just load my “Tap into every security camera in the Autobots base” app.
Soundwave: *Taps on a screen*
Soundwave: I apologize if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn’t; I am in.
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gothamundernightlight · 11 months
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Incorrect Batfam Quotes
Dick: Hey, Jason! The kids and I are going to do a thing, wanna join?
Jason: Do you want the long answer or the short answer?
Dick: …The short answer, I guess?
Jason: No.
Dick: …
Dick: What was the long answer?
Jason: Noooooooooooo.
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Sophie: Dex, hack into their cameras. Dex: Oh sure, let me just load my "tap into every security camera in the lost cities" app. Dex: *taps the screen* Dex: I’m sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn’t. I am in.
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fandorkofeverything · 1 month
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Clay: Quick, give me two billion molecules of the-
JD: CLAY!!!!!!!
JD, Bruce, Floyd and Branch: Not helping!
Clay: *sighs* You know I wish you guys would take a greater interest in my science. We're brothers, but sometimes I feel like we're just roommates.
Bruce: CLAY, if you don't cut it out with your middle child nonsense, I'm gonna shove your head in the--THE TOILET!!!!!
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team-iceflower · 6 months
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Ruby: Weiss, tap into their security cameras!
Weiss: Oh sure, let me just load my "tap into every security camera in Atlas" app.
Ruby:
Weiss: I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm, it wasn't, I am in.
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Erza: Look, Wendy, we have to be mean and I don't know if you know this, but you're kind of a softie.
Wendy: That really hurts my feelings!
Wendy, realising: Ooooh. You have a point.
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stardust948 · 10 months
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Spiderband: *All do a cool pose in the middle of a fight*
Pavitr: If this isn't the poster shot, someone's getting fired.
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alien-slushie · 2 years
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Deku: Can I at least go semi-lethal?
Eraserhead: >:(
All Might: >:(
Present Mic: >:(
Deku: You never let me shine~
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Ollie: June, tap into their security camera.
June: Oh, sure, let me just load my tap into every security camera in Brighton app. *makes a few clicks* I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm, it wasn't I am in"
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batimshiptposts · 1 year
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Wally: Sammy'll help me. I’m the face man! People love me!
Henry: Last time you saw him, he tried to kill you.
Wally: Who hasn't?
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Murray: My over-protective brother sense is tingling. Murray: Bentley, tap into their security cameras! Bentley: Oh sure, let me just load my "tap into every security camera in Paris" app. Bentley: I’m sorry if that sounded like sarcasm, it wasn’t, I am in.
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incorrect-losers · 1 year
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Bill: It’s go big or go home
Eddie: Yeah, go home on a stretcher
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jackie-sugarskull · 2 months
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*During a much less intense snow day, Molly, Darryl, their parents, Libby and Scratch decide to have a snowball fight; Girls vs. Boys.*
Pete: Standard McGee Family Snowball Fight rules; last player standing gets to fly their team's flag.
Darryl: Okay, we're up for a friendly game. No safe base, no weapons, no mercy!
Libby: *pulls out a notepad and starts taking notes*
Molly: Annnd no Ice Balls, no Slush Slappers, no Horse Hoppers, Pepper Poppers, Liberty Launchers, Downtown Hammers, Dream Hackers, Thrashers, no Freddie Prinze Juniors… *clears throat* No corked snowballs of any kind! We aren't savages.
Sharon and Scratch: *both making snowballs in the shape of skulls* Speak for yourself.
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soullessbullshit · 8 months
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Lyris: My face takes damage like a BOSS! Vestige! Hit me!
Tharn, winding up a magically-charged staff swing: Oh, please let me-!
Sai: [tackles him mid-swing]
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fandorkofeverything · 1 month
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Brozone: *All do a cool pose after their final song*
Clay: If this isn't the poster shot, someone's getting fired!
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Dick: My over-protective brother sense is tingling
Dick: Babs, tap into their security camera
Barbara: Oh sure just let me just load my “tap into every security camera in New York app”
Barbara: I’m sorry if that sounded like sarcasm, it wasn’t, I am in
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