A handsome cowboy sketch

I miss Zoro SO MUCH 💔

(alfred voice) every day i thank god for miniskirts

[ ᴄᴏᴍᴍs ᴏᴘᴇɴ | ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴘᴏsᴛ ] (she/they prns for suzie!)

"i hate you both" - guy who wouldn't admit he likes his dumb friends even at gunpoint

Halloween is around the corner!

New follower sticker for: @silly-guy-tutorial!

merry christmas: here it is, my unfinished johnny and carl weird fucked up friendship study fic, "this could end well."

EDIT: privated it again may make it public again after i give it a lookover

now that i have discord nitro i gotta look totally professional for the patron discord and that includes putting doctor bong ripper in my header and a two-part suzy soyjak spoof in my bio

help how do i get rid of this blue and then green:

how close i got:

please help!

Random Doctor Who (Torchwood) icons 10/? free for use, but please credit and reblog! ✨

If you had to ship Virginia and Suzy with different b-list slashers, who would you pick and why?

Omg this is such an interesting question! So as it turns out I haven't seen a lot of what google considers a "b-list horror film" so I may not be able to answer for Virginia unfortunately, also what google considers a b list film you may not but I really REALLY wanted to answer this!

I'm happy to hear from you or others about slashers they'd ship the ladies with!

Suzy option 1:

Dr. Josef Heiter from the Human Centipede

Come on are you surprised lmao

Him being german is just a plus honestly it would be nice for her to speak in another language that's comfortable for her that others around them may or may not be able to understand. She adores a man who knows what he wants and is willing to do anything and everything to make his dream a reality, not caring about the cruelty that they have to enact on the way. She also uh...as you know loves Dick From That Old Man as we here on tumblr like to say.

In this universe I imagine her mother would go through with the choice of sending her away but instead of sending her to boarding school she would go to live with the extended Schneeflocke family in Germany. Her mastery of covering up her offputting personality with warm loving deeds and a knack for nurturing would take her through nursing school where she would eventually come to work in the same hospital as Dr. Heiter.

Of course, being Suzy, she would very quickly become an angel of death type. She would give patients meds they didn't need so she could be right there when they needed saving. She would genuinely have a passion for her field, the rush that being an essential assistant for the doctors brought her was almost as thrilling as being the arbiter of life or death.

Seeing Dr. Heiter work is something she'd find mesmirizing and she'd find ways to constantly be around him in an attempt to learn more about his work. Despite his social difficulties-

"Human beings are very difficult for [Doctor Heiter], so he has to create stuff to get out of that complete isolation and loneliness and sadness and anger he has inside of himself."—Dieter Laser (rest in peace)

-Suzy has a special talent for making people feel like the most important genius in the world. This lead to a relationship where he would share his ideas, his dreams for his work, and Suzy would encourage him to do MUCH worse. By the time he retired she was very close to being found out with her own string of crimes so she decided that she was going to quit and become her lovers personal assistant.

Suzy option 2:

Jojo the Klownzilla

If Suzy was the type to write fanfic this is what she'd write.

We don't exactly know where the female klowns come from? There's the theory that the popcorn worm things are where all baby klowns come from but there's also the theory that the female klowns are made in a different way and that's why the main woman is kidnapped in a bubble. I'm going with the latter for this.

This time during her parents divorce Xavier was able to dodge charges and took Suzy with him to California, choosing a mid size town where he live with his daughter in peace but still have access to operate his business. She was unfortunately out in the town the night of the invasion, her poor father out of the state on a business trip. Like other species' females in the past Suzy was captured and transformed into a female klown, all that really changed was her physical makeup as her personality meshed very well with the nature of the species.

She was tasked with watching over and helping to clean the large room that Jojo resides in, something she was not a fan of at all after a previous life of pampering...an attitude that is the exact reason they gave her the job. However, the longer she watched how her new fellow klowns interacted with Jojo, the power he held over them all on top of his massive stature, she began to see the job as an honor and went above and beyond.

I wish there was more details to extrapolate from to say how they BECAME closer but I like to think Suzy is more like Jojo's favorite pet than anything. Like how villains have those bitchy spoiled little cats on their laps.

moomin rune

inspired by that one guy who asked my brother if he was cosplaying Snufkin when he was in a group of undertale cosplayers

Mammas don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys

Love Lucy meeting horses for the first time and getting a riding lesson from her hero.

For the requests, what about Usopp or Franky :D

Hi anon ✨ !! thank u for the request !!

Here are both of them !!!!! since both are suuuper amazing 💛💙

14 and 15, Suzie?

Oh. You're pandering to me, huh anon? 😏😏😏 HSHSH kidding aside thank you I send u hugs and kisses for this 😩💖 I've been ITCHING to draw Suzie in some cute little outfits this entire month hgfhfhf I'M SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG 😭

14. Assign [insert character] a traveling outfit

I assume this meant like, an outfit they'd wear whilst traveling like on a road trip or on a flight or something, but lately I've been watching so many Westerns that I just 🥴🥴🥴 this is kind of an AU, I guess! It's messy and someday I might come back to clean it up some more but tbh I really just wanted to draw a cowboy Suzie JHFHHJF

""have gun, will travel" reads the card of a (wo)man" and all that 🥴 hffhhf

15. Assign [insert character] a traditional outfit

Suzie is Scottish-Italian, so I figured I'd put her in one of both!

The Scottish one is based off this. She's wearing a pretty typical 18th century day dress under a "tonnag", pinned in the front with a brooch !! This shorter style was worn in the Highlands, and was associated with young and/or unmarried women. Now, Suzie's family is aristocratic, so it's likely that she wouldn't have worn this (at least not always) in part due to the 1746 Dress Act which forbade the Highland Dress to be worn by civilians in Scotland. Another part of it is because- well, she grew up in Massachusetts. The Knightleys are kind of seen as upstarts back home in Ye Olde Britain so obviously, the members of the family had to observe English values and law to retain bare minimum respect. And Suzie's mother is Italian, hailing from a family of bankers from Lombardy, and so the outfit was based off this and this! <3 The hair is pinned with silver pins called "sperada" arranged in a radial style. These were gifted by friends and family of women during special occasions, and women usually had about 45 or more in their lifetime. The outfit itself is more of a costume than anything, based on the character of Lucia Mondella, the protagonist of Alessandro Manzoni's "I promessi sposi" or "The Betrothed" in English.

and a bonus one, because as soon as I saw "traditional dress" my chadpilled FIlipino ass was like "omg.. binibining Susannah..." so here she is! A small doodle of her, at least. It's based off an 1880s traje de mestiza/Maria Clara dress [ref and ref] !! 🥴 It is the aristocratic version of the baro't saya-- the traditional dress for the everyday woman in Colonial Philippines. This is, again, purely self-indulgent and not canon jhfdjf

i forgot how many carl gifs i've made. dear god take them

Three Dancers Before Exercise, by Edgar Degas, 1880

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