the most accurate art I have ever done.

I'd like to ask, did you actually watch Human Centipede before drawing "Red Flags" ?

Yeah, I watched it with my friends on Discord. We thought it would be a horrible movie with torture porn and lots of gore, but it was kinda tame and competent compared to our expectations. I would've made it way more nasty if I'm being honest. (I know the other movies in the series are much darker and provocative.) I mostly just wanted to see what sets or props were iconic enough to make it into the video: the house exterior, pool room, riding crop and towel. I didn't want to use imagery of a real centipede, an actual human centipede or a syringe, partly because I know large groups of people have pretty bad phobias around them and also youtube monetization is a picky bitch.

But no rest for the wicked, Tom is FoRcInG me to watch more movies.

Friends gave me an idea.

They watched Human Centipede

well

The biggest red flags in town

They were watching the human centipede.

❄️ The King and The Sad Old Man™

I LOVE THESE TWO SO MUCH! RAAA

Super fun to draw and I haven’t even drawn them that much, smh.. not cool

(hey my birthday was yesterday so at least that’s cool 👀)

the best movie of all a masterpiece of art called

Dib is NOT impressed with Human Centipede.

Zim is extremely concerned how much thought Dib is putting into this.

PESTICIDE [ 9-1-2024]

How much is too much?

COMING OUT SEPTEMBER 1ST, 2024.

PESTICIDE is a shock/thriller novel inspired by the works of Tom Six, and Stephen King. following the life of Caine, a prisoner who was just released from G.H.W.B Prison. Moving in with Mason to get his life back on the ground, and dealing with the consequences of his own, and others, actions.

This book is queer-centered and shows the dirty reality of a militarized America, and how no good deed goes unpunished.

All promotional art is done by the author.

Okay but Niffty would be the one to like Human Centipede unironically for the plot.

(She and Al have definitely had watch parties for it to the concern of literally everyone else in their vicinity.)

The proper way to connect.

Never thought I'd be drawing wholesome stuff for this movie, but I thought it'd be nice if they were friends in another life.

The date💑 started🆕 📴off📴 so🆘🆘 well. Began my night 🌙 not expecting the fright of my life. She was perfect💯💯 from what😦 I could tell, how could I not 👀see👀 the danger🚸 right▶️ in front of me. "My favorite📑 food 🍘🍘 is fish 🐟." Baby, that's my favorite📑 too. "I 💟love💟 cartoon dogs 🐾." Baby, I love 💓💓 Scooby Doo. Hey girl🙎🙎, what's😦 your favorite📑📑 📽film📽? She said "The best ✨✨ movie🎦 of all, is a 🅰️ masterpiece of 🎨art🎨 called 📲 HUMAN CENTIPEDE, HUMAN CENTIPEDE." I think🤔 that I'm gonna get🉐 murdered tonight. "HUMAN CENTIPEDE, NOT IRONICALLY" She said, "The costume design🎨 was 🅰️a🅰️🅰️ highlight. I like 💖 🇮🇹it🇮🇹 for the plot." Tell me what😦 the plot's about. "German doctor😷😷 sews 3️⃣three3️⃣ 👶people👶 ass to mouth 😦." Cool. "HUMAN CENTIPEDE." Please God, save🔖 me. I think 🤔 that's 🅰️a🅰️ red👺 flag 🇷🇺. I don't want to get🉐 stabbed. She said, "Human centipede is a🅰️ tour de🇩🇪 force." I 🤔think 🤔 'Holy 💩shit💩, I'm gonna be the main course.' 🆓 She said, "I admire the narrative of character🔣🔣 📈growth📈." I try to get🉐🉐 the waiter's 🚏 attention by blinking in Morse Code. "Why are you blinking so🆘🆘 much?" I've got🉐 something in my 😙eye😙. "Here, let me 🉐get🉐 🇮🇹it🇮🇹 out." No thank you, I don't wanna die🎲. "Bonjour, 👨sir 👨 was blinking at me, is this because your 📆date📆 is a🅰️ freak?" No. "Very ✨good✨ then, bon appetit." "Stop hiding behind your silly made up🔺 🆑red🆑 🇨🇳flag🇨🇳. Do not take a 🅰️ chance on🔛🔛 the 👌best👌 relationship you've never 🈶had🈶." Maybe you're right▶️▶️ and I'm looking👀👀 for excuses, my 💚heart's💚 🉐got🉐 bruises but I'm ready to choose this love 💝💝. "You could be my 🌍world🌍🌍, the love❤️ of my life. One day we'll get🉐 married and be husband and wife." With a🅰️ tasteful ceremony 🏆 and the wedding👰 of our dreams! "Only if the wedding's 👰 themed-" Tell me 😦what😦 the theme's gonna be! "HUMAN CENTIPEDE, HUMAN CENTIPEDE" That way↕️↕️ wr could save💾 on 🔛🔛 the catering bill💸. "HUMAN CENTIPEDE, ONLY ONE MOUTH TO FEED." if you are the best 👌👌 man👳, you know the drill. Pucker up🔝. I could finally open👐 myself up🔝 to love💕. "I CAN FINALLY SEW A MOUTH TO A BUTT!" Human centipede. "Human centipede."

She thought she look cewt 😭😭😭

unfortunately, my first TTRPG of 2023 is X-COURSE MEAL: a party game inspired by 'the human centipede' -- a movie i have never watched and have no desire to see but still consider inherently hilarious -- that fits on a business card.

if for some reason you think i should be monetarily rewarded for making this, you can tip me when downloading it on my itch page.