It's the two year anniversary of the Suez Canal incident, and now it's time to remind everyone that I wrote a Suez Canal x nonbinary Ever Given fic here, and it is a piece of true artistry.
Some highlights:
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The most problematic ship i could think of - Ever Given x Ever Forward (both were ever Ever Green ships. The Ever Forward got stuck in the Chesapeake Bag something like a year after the Ever Given was stuck in the Suez Canal.)
[Image ID: A drawing of two cargo containers, one labeled "Forward" and the other labeled "Given". There is a heart between them, and text above them reads "Love wins." End ID]
drew this a while ago lol
This is absolutely perfect!
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If we're starting on weirdest fics, it's worth noting that there are well over 100 ao3 entries tagged with Ever Given x Suez Canal
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Thank you for the tag @friendofbats!
Sorry it's taken me so long - I really struggled to find 4 ships 😅
The Rules: Tag (9) people you want to know better and/or catch up with, then answer the following:
Four Ships
In no particular order
1. The Titanic (1912)
2. The Millennium Falcon (Star Wars)
3. The Ever Given (Suez Canal March 2021)
4. The USS Enterprise NCC-1701 (Star Trek)
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OK, OK, not that kind of ship. Gotcha.
For real though, this was kinda hard because I'm not a big shipper. I tend to just go along with the default canon ships. Don't get me wrong, I like a lot of ships, but I had to really wrack my brain to find four I love.
1. Female Shepherd x Garrus Vakarian (Mass Effect trilogy)
I was not expecting to feel so strongly about this ship, but after recently replaying the ME trilogy and romancing Garrus this time, I was blown away by the chemistry between him and FemShep. The voice actors do a phenomenal job anyway, but they really brought their 'A' game to this relationship. It made the ending all the more bittersweet for me, knowing how ME3 closes out...I just want these 2 to be together forever, dangit!
NB: I know the player chooses Shepherd's appearance and how they respond to certain situations, but I still see Shepherd as a defined character, rather than an OC/self insert.
2. Nina x Galen (Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life)
Does it still count as a "ship" if they've already been married for decades when we meet them? Eh, I'm counting it.
When I think of OTPs, I think of characters I can't imagine with anyone else. That defines Nina/Galen for me. They clearly mean the world to each other.
3. Fox x Vixen (Animals of Farthing Wood)
I've spoken before about how the AoFW cartoon was my childhood. Well, these 2 were my OG ship. I can't think of Two characters more meant to be together.
Even the narrative (in the books, at least) calls out how unusual their bond is, with the two choosing, unlike other foxes, to stay together long after their cubs are grown up. I love the way they respect and admire each other, how there's never even any question of anyone else for either of them, and how, even when times are tough, they never turn their frustrations on each other.
4. Robin x Starfire (Teen Titans 2003)
I've always enjoyed 'Friends to Lovers' stories - Which makes a lot of sense since I realised I'm demisexual 😅 My favourites are the stories where they've been friends for a long time, before something shifts and they finally realise they see each other as more than friends.
I think that's part of the reason I resonate so much with this ship.
Last Song: Eyes Closed by Ed Sheeran
Currently Reading: Shadow by Michael Morpurgo
Last Movie: um... I really can't remember what my last movie was. It's been that long since I consciously sat down to watch a film
Craving: it's a cliché, but: milk chocolate. 😅🍫
No pressure tags: @sneakyfox55 @lizzie-tempest @hannahcbrown @acustardduckling @harvestpokerune @devaneiosblues and anyone else who'd like to have a go 🙂
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Suez Canal x Ever Given for the shipping bingo
DIG THE VIBES
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Max im sorry but I feel the need to inflict this on you:
https://www.tumblr.com/capesandshapes/712621987216949248/its-the-two-year-anniversary-of-the-suez-canal
Idk what I was expecting but it wasn’t “Suez Canal x nb Ever Given smut fic”
The fact that the “fandom” on AO3 is “Maritime RPF” suggesting the Suez Canal and Ever Given are real people ????
Anyway this is way too well written for what it is kudos to this author fjvjdbcjdbs
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Suez Canal x Ever Given
Okay LISTEN my friends and I read actual fic about this ship last March. Much laughter was had. The writing was better than a lot of what's available for my most belovéd fandoms. This was a cultural moment the world will never experience again - the whole of reality is about their LOVE
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the Ever Given
ever given x suez canal, fast burn
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H-hewwo is anybody thewe
[you slowly begin to run aground in canal]
H-hewwo pwease somebody hewp me H-ewwo!!
[you can feel the surface of the water barely lapping at you]
Nononono hewwo!! Hewwo! Hewp me
God wwest youw soul
Hewwo! Ma’am why awe you doing this to me Hewwo!! Hewp me pwease
M-mr obama is that you Hewwo! Pwease hewp me i seem to be in a wittle bit of twubble mr obama hewwo H-hewwo!!
@( ◕ x ◕ )@
Pwease Mr Obama Pwease save me i downt wanna die
H-hewwo mr obama awe you still thewe
M-mr obama pwease im stuck in the canaw pwease H-hewwo im scawed
Ill do anything fow you mr obama pwease hewp
Anything?
Anything for you mr obama :3
Then perish
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