So... I went on a trip to Chalkidiki with a few friends.

It was great but

OMG

Some straight teenage girls are SO annoying!!!

(I swear I Don't have biases against straight people BUT I felt uncomfortable as HELL when they talked about dicks and their interactions with boys)

(I also get a fujoshi vibe from some of them 😬🤮)

And the worst part is that they're my only not-homophobic friends! :/ :P

Despite that, the homemade ice cream was

Just

AMAZING ! 👍🤩

If there are supposedly hordes of trans women sniffing out shy moody androgynous goth boys and turning them into extroverted freaky raver puppygirls explain why hasn't it happened to me yet. Am I not pretty enough

the implications of the game being entirely isaacs imagination as he's locked in the chest suffocating make him retroactively the character of all time like. bc that means as a five year old child he has in depth knowledge on medicine, theology, video games and internet memes, puns and wordplay, bugs, and just in general weird shit. like most knowledgeable baby in the world. he’s also not only in the stages of developing DID (though he’s too young to have it fully, he definitely has both a massive tendency to disassociate and the playable characters are different aspects of himself that he has already categorised as separate people in his head) but each one of his alters also has another separate counterpart that’s just “the same but fucked up and evil” also like eight of them are just various dead versions of himself. he has an in depth knowledge of the major arcana and also various tabletop games too. he's incredibly snarky if the item descriptions are anything to go by. he hates phil fish.

what if I. . .. maud. maud gaunt? what a silly name

maud<3

Just making my own post bc this is my own personal issue

But some of y'all in this community are still really weird and/or dismissive of non-binary people

Especially with treating it like it's male/female-lite or a third gender or trying to fit it in some sort of binary box when it's none, or only treating certain aesthetic standards as "real" non-binary

And it's annoying af

you can rb if you want

coworker!ellie x reader pt.2

pt.1

CW: reader has breasts,nsfw no fucking but like a lot of sexual pining, reader being horny for Ellie. next chp will have a lot more convo bw them. lower caps intended . pov switch in the middle

it's early in the morning and, you have a meeting at 4 today and not much to do before then. you do, however, have to meet Ellie to prepare for your meeting beforehand. but until then you have the day to yourself in this nice hotel. you decide to hit the gym for a little workout to blow out your (sexual: you want to fuck Ellie) frustrations. you put on a nice black sports bra with thin straps and tight yoga pants that make your ass look good.

You'd be lying if you said you weren't doing this to impress a certain someone who you came here with. You head to the gym in your fancy hotel, and you see her walking towards the gym. YES, the universe is on your side today. she looks at you and she nods, a sign of acknowledgment and she opens the door and walks and you follow suit. you thank the gods as you take in the sight of an extra hot looking Ellie. She is wearing that godforsaken compression that sexy lesbians on your fyp wear and some loose gym shorts that look like they're from the men's section. her arms look so toned and her back- she turns around to look at you and coughs to get your attention. There is no hiding it, she has to know you're checking her out. quick try to save yourself, say something anything. " I have that same shirt"shit okay nice save y/n. "right," she says smiling a little, you think she wants to laugh but she's holding back.

it's no secret to Ellie that you have a crush on her, i mean you've been ogling at her at work, staring at her hands and stuttering when you talk to her . she doesn't know why but it's getting to her. She's used to it, the fangirling. shes used to women subtly flirting with her and trying to get her to fuck them, but never once has she seen someone so openly lust after her, she guesses you've been trying to be subtle as well but you've been failing so so miserably. She thinks its a little cute but also funny, but shes a little scared to talk to you she doesn't know why. she knows she has an advantage over you , but she just doesn't know how to talk to you, thats never happened before-

ellie does a quick warm-up run on the treadmill before she she moves on to the cable machine. She is aware she only chose to work out her arms today because she has an audience, it's just fun, right? everyone likes a little attention. She starts with some pull-ups, she chose this shirt because it makes her biceps look nice, and she was hoping you'd look at her again. She starts and she can already see you through the corner of her eye, staring her down . she grunts a little harder, she feels so silly like a high school girl with a crush. she knows she could start by just being nice to you but it might be more fun this way .. she gets down and looks straight at you and laughs just a little bit as you quickly try to look away and go on your phone. You're so cute. You're so fucking adorable, she wants to eat you up.

and you look so good today, it makes her want to eat you up in certain other ways. She can see the swell of your breasts when you turn a certain way. it's making her lose her composure . she wants to fuck you, she wants to fuck you so hard.

Guys wait am I allowed to celebrate pride month irl even tho I'm a straight cis?

(Like my friend said allies are welcome, but also think about it, It's like I'm reaping the positives fun times of wearing rainbow colors and frenching girls having fun, but not the bad sides of not being able to marry my partner so it's sorta being unfair to ppls who are actually gay?)

@ any gay people

@toki-toro *emerges from the woods with sticks in my hair* Hiya :D!!

i don’t talk about bridgerton on here but just to clarify. i will not be having ANY eloise hate on this account. i will bite.

no way i'm going through the jily tag and being bombarded by jegulus posts when i literally have jegulus blacklisted i fucking hate this new wave of marauders teenagers

Karen: LMAO every guy I meet reminds me of my big brothers that's so funny except if Paul is already my brother and you're also a brother that's a bit awkward, huh Hot bartender: THATS MOVING REALLY FAST AND I LIKE YOU AS A PERSON BUT - Karen: having my brothers date would be SO WEIRD Hot bartender: Well on the bright side I literally cannot speak more than five words to him so we aren't dating because he's so cute

(Everyone else: that is somehow the most depressing bright side we never want to hear)

it's so interesting to me when i meet other lesbians who feel a lot of trust in and kinship with straight women because like i did get homophobically locker room bullied so i don't really feel that way

Deadass why were the church bible studies separated by gender? Also why did the girls learn from a booklet instead of the bible?

Is your cishet tommy at least aro or ace?

tf you mean “at least”

i am always terrified people are gonna think i have a crush on them when truly i am just like ultra friendly i think. well it’s that or i’m so monotone. that is because i have a touch of the tism. but anyway that’s not the point 😒 i just say “i love you” a lot (it’s always platonic anyway #aro) and stuff like that i just 😔😔😔 anywya like i do not have a crush i promise i am just full of love for my friends irl and on the beautiful mutual site Tumblr… i say i love u it’s platonic i say ur gorjus it’s platonic keep up w me here everything is platonic

musicians i saw on campus