all ill say is that strahm deeeefinitely isnt as well adjusted as he thinks he is and that i dont think its impossible for him to be a little more complicit with hoffman’s uh hobbies with a bit of teaching
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Recently realized I look like Hoffman and am now debating whether or not to to cosplay Hoffman for my conservative school’s spirit week and say I’m dressed as a gay porn actor just for funsies
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Can I come over and stare at u like this
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love shipping old dudes that hate each other. if no one else is shipping old dudes who hate each other, its me.
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🎵 confusion is seducing me warm flowing wine 🎵
or : a part of the fic im working on that im illustrating
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16, 19, 20 for your Saw baby girls
-Abraham ♡♡♡
HOFFSTRAHM *kisses you on the forehead with emotion* /p
16. Can they stay up all night just talking?
YES. Listen, Hoffman isn't the most talkative type but these are the 2 sourest most argumentative bitches to ever live, it's basically a plot point in the fic im writing that they just stay up chatting (cause Strahm wouldn't be caught dead feeling safe enough to properly sleep around hoffman atm, and gotta pass the time somehow right)
19. How do they feel about PDA?
i really cant choose cause on the one hand i think peter is just so revolted by hoffman and vice versa /r, but on the other hand in my mind theyre just so horny for each other at all times that they physically can't be seperated
20. Choose one song that perfectly describes their relationship.
You get away with murder
Kill me when you're through
Do I have to give up me to be loved by you?
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