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Jackass Gumball rally special 🤘🏻
#johnny knoxville#jackass#mtv jackass#gumball 3000 rally#bro probably didn't shower for six days straight#or sleep#still smash tho#he's so hot#the beard was such a choice#a great one#I love it
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DAWG LOOKS SO GOOD AND SO MUSTY AT THE SAME TIME 😭
( this aint my art though. I got it from pinterest)
DAWG LOOKS SO HANDSOME WHILE BREAKING PPL’S HEARTS. 💀💀💀😭😭😭
HIS ASS PROBABLY MADE THIRST TRAPS FOR HIS GALLS AND WHEN HE CHEATED ON THEM THEY LEAKED IT
SENDOU PROBABLY DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THAT HE A PLAYER ☠️☠️
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strongly believe that being chigiri's gf means you have the responsibility of helping him tie his hair up every morning whilst putting up with his relentless complaints about how 'you're not doing it right'
#chigiri is a brat#chigiri hyoma#chigiri x reader#princess is princessing#chigiri bratinella#still smash tho
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Talking about your fae au and specifically Soap, it's the first time I've ever been more afraid of him than I ever have been of Ghost
Still smash tho
May be channeling a little bit of '09 Soap into Fae!Soap, but yeah he's a spooky boy. We're all just used to Ghost at this point. He's softened up. He and Soap used to get up to a lot of trouble back in the day.
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On a scale of one to ten how sandy do you think it would be to lick ghetsis' bare skin? He looks papery
A fucking 11
That man is ANCIENT and he is CRUMBLING, he is held together with DUCTAPE and PRAYERS
#Still smash tho#I like my man ancient#pokeblogging#pkmn irl#pokemon irl#irl pkmn#irl pokemon#pokémon irl#pokemon#real pokemon#pokemon in real life
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@dollzcunt ❤️ : COME ON MAN
(jjk chapter 191 spoilers underneath)
eight :
🙂 he's ugly now 🙂 he's dead, slimy and disgusting as fuck what am i going to do with my life rin 🙂🙂🙂🙂
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to be honest, it's been two days and I'm still pissed about Joost Klein being disqualified
#this was his childhood dream#and then to have it smashed just because you ask someone TWICE to stop filming and make a gesture to the camera#can't say i'm not biased tho because i'm dutch but STILL#we were all so proud of him and then THIS#eurovision#joost klein#esc 2024
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#fiona apple#still having a when the pawn moment....#THIS SONG THO. so tempted to smash things up. for no reason except the everything in my brain
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I downloaded romance club yesterday and binged played heaven’s secrets. I’m not usually into fantasy stuff, but it was SOOOO GOOD 🫢
I played the Mimi route and omfg she’s the cutest (my fave)! I almost wanted to switch to Lucifer, but I’m replaying it to do his route before I play heaven’s secrets 2
#romance club#rc heaven's secret#rc hs#rc mimi#rc lucifer#still gonna smash adi tho sorry Sammy rip ☹️#rc spoilers#???
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I want to kidnap him and force him to take a fucking bath
#strade boyfriend to death#strade#strade btd#btd strade#ykmet strade#stradebtd#gatobob#he needs a fucking shower#I already know he stank#bro sweats enough for like six people#I’d still smash tho#I am normal about him#completely normal haha
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modern cegan au where they meet in a COD lobby while gaming and at first they talk the absolute most shit on their mics about each other while actively trying to kill the other. though eventually they end up forming an unlikely alliance when they’re forced to play on the same team for a few rounds and then suddenly they’re all buddy buddy— talking about how shit everyone else is together while demolishing other players in the lobby, together.
#they’re so annoying#would have the whole lobby praying on the downfall of their mics#like stfu and make out or something jfc🙄🙄#they’d also turn into internet besties <3#carl getting in from whatever class he had for the day and checking to see if negan is on fr#they’d play together and chat for almost a year before they actually meet#carl sees negan for the first time and goes: oh#kinda want him to [redacted] my [redacted] until i’m [redacted] in his [redacted]#and then he also goes ‘wait he’s almost old enough to be my dad..’#still wanna smash tho#cegan#narl#negan/carl#they’re losers
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Something evil and mischievous is going on in his head.
#IM WHEEZING WHY DID THEY DO HIM LIKE THAT#i’m still gonna smash tho#RAWRRR HIS EYES#my evil meow meow#love him so much#dabi#touya todoroki#my hero academia#mha dabi#boku no hero academia#bnha#mha#todoroki#toya todoroki#dabi mha
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WHERE WERE THE AWAKENING SECOND GEN ON JULY 21ST 2023
#fe13#fe awakening#fire emblem#fe shitpost#not tagging these mfs goddamn anyways#long tag ramble incoming btw#this is a lie bc owain pleaded all of them to go barbenheimer with him#but still#also yes there is a difference between being in between barbie and oppenheimer and being at barbenheimer#barbenheimer is its own concept#anyways i think cynthia is the type of person to be like 'yeah barbie isnt really my thing but i'll go with you' and then she cries the most#yarne is too scared of oppenheimer but he thinks the memes are funny#the morgans are FUNDAMENTALLY DIFFERENT and as much as fmorgan likes barbie shes such an oppenheimer girl. crush on florence pugh i know it#kjelle is not up for debate btw. thinks oppenheimer is cool but shes literally feminism the unit#sat for florence pugh tho#inigo has I'm Just Ken on repeat and it will be number one on his spotify wrapped#bradys thinks saying hes an oppenheimer guy will save his masculinity but it didnt matter bc he cried at the first scene of barbie#no one knows why. it was of girls smashing baby dolls on rocks.#know that im looking at them though.. tbh they all cried at barbie its just a matter of when#u can tell me im wrong if you so wish but i dont care and im not listening#after this they went out for the barbie burger king meal and got sick
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anyway obsessed with the fact that meryl almost hit wolfwood with her Fucking Car. vash is in the backseat like “i’m the worst person ever im responsible for the death of an entire town i don’t even deserve to eat” & then he wakes up from his nap & meryls like “I THINK I KILLED A PRIEST.” that’s too many emotions to experience at once
#that shot of wolfwood after he smashed into that broadcast dish was so funny#im glad that even tho its cgi we can still have some goofy faces#trigun stampede#aster speaks#also interesting that he calls himself an undertaker in this version but still does the last rites & stuff#& the fact he was HORRIBLE AT IT but still did it even tho NO ONE ASKED...
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🎶I am filled with so much anxietyyy🎶
#quotidian convos#have a public speaking thing tomorrow#but the crowd isnt like my usual crowd#these are... actual professionals#accomplished people and leaders and people who are some of the best in their fields and jobs#and even though i'm only holding a 3-5 min activity (with a partner)#still doesnt change that this is my biggest audience yet#in terms of number as well as who they are#and also that every single person in the room are adults except me and my group#well its good to be in a group#i have a friend and we meet each other every other public speaking event#and she's so cool yall you dont even know#she's like one of THE coolest people i know#and her outfits are SMASHING#so cant wait to see her again!!#but yeah still filled with anxiety and nerves and stuff#*takes deep breath* it will be fine tho. it will be fine!#because as sprite said#public speaking is *my* bitch#(thanks sprite ^^)
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How/when does Jersey end up saying I love you?
oooooh! okay, so i was going to write it out ( i am jennifer slowpez so in nina fashion, i am spoiling it, what's new? ) but there is a part after this...if we remember this ask i am obsessed with where raven is diabolically patching jersey up via the tiny child sized hellokitty carebear bandids kyle bought for the kids he works w in the elementary school via that one anons delicious input...genius really.
*raven vc* pero like, so you know, they pull away it's awkward fml. dawg, they are about to *dreamy fit asf rm tolkien posh british vc* have a cheeky little snog like that entire whumpshot...anyways!
( ALRIGHT THIS IS LONG, VERY UNHINGED AND ROUGH SORRY I HOPE YOU SMILE LAUGH AND CRY PENDEJOS <3 )
kyle notices that the vinyl record player is playing their sadie hawkins first dance song ( idk what song it is but its an abba song because thats gay rights baby! its probably my love, my life or andante andante...branch in my eyes ) and theres a bowl of skittles, but only the red ones are in it...because stan still eats around the red ones bc only kyle can have the red ones....brb crying!
yadda yadda yadda. and i think on the tv, the screen is paused over a brand new episode of say yes to the dress ( if we recall, before i deleted chapter six...which was a disaster but also a masterpiece rip, ravenstan was being so boyfail cute in it in his armani suit and was rizzing the hell out of kyle with his crunchy boy knowledge of plants...when stan came over for their #hate fashionably late, kyle was stress-watching say yes to the dress...which is his favorite show because he claims to be allergic to romance, but secretly thinks its really beautiful that people can fall and love and get married...AAA )
but anyways, when they start dating say yes to the dress ( shoutout to when ravenstan forgot what it was called bc adhd and called it Are You Down With The Gown ) became their show and kyle very quietly is like "were you going to watch it?" and stan getting nervous, trying to deflect because they always watch it together is like uhuhuhHhHh and kyle, sad laugh shaking his head is like "baby" *yersey swearing* "dude...baby dude...my guy...just guy, fuck, you know you can watch it without me. we're not...Together. *hurts worse than his ribs* you don't have to wait for me." and stan is like "i-i know. i was going to...i-i Wanted to! i just--i couldn't. i couldn't watch all the people in...."
Love :(
he doesn't say it. but jersey kyle can FEEL it.
he winces. hard.
he wants to fucking die...he wants to say something but he's so stupid and he ruined ravenstan's life, words fail him but STAN!!! grabs his hand and is like "-because! because i knew it would make me miss you. and fuck it. FUCK EVERYTHING KYLE I FUCKING MISS YOU!!!! i miss you and i LOVE you and i don't--i don't care if you can't say it back! i don't have to wait for you, but i WILL! i want to! i'll--i'll wait forever! YOURE MY FOREVER. people tell me they love me everyday, but with you--i can feel it. I. Just. Know. and that's enough! you're enough. YOURE ENOUGH, KYLE BROFLOVSKI. just the way you are. and i'm sorry...i'm sorry i pushed you and tried to change you. i was just, i was insecure about it i guess--and--and--"
cue kyle smiling like an idiot ( the rare kyle smile ) like "...stan?"
ft. stan still yapping smh like "oh my god, i miss you SO much! curb only got into the trash because you weren't here to remind me. and i had pasta from this five star restaurant the other day and oh my god, ky. it was TRASH! yours is so much better! and-and i think i broke the washing machine earlier, oh my god, it sounded like an explosion, i can't find anything, i--"
kyle...literally still trying to get stans attention smh going
"stan? hey? stan???? Stan???"
stans still yapping btw ( oh my god when he is passionate the man never shuts the hell up hes like rambling himself into a corner ) like "and theres this new exhibit in the aquarium and theres this huge red fish in it and i wanted to send it to you and be like 'this you' but were fighting and I HATE FIGHTING WITH YOU. can we stop fighting? :< i miss you. will you please come home? curb misses you, i miss you, i--"
*jersey vc* STANLEY MARSH!
*stan doing the wide flustered doe eye thing with the lip ring lip bite combo that makes kyle like actually criminally insane with love feels*
speaking of...
he leeeeeeeeeeeeeeans in...
gently grasps ravenstan's face
KISSES THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHIT OUT OF HIM.
and says
and i quote...
"Te amo." <3
AAAAAAAAAA AND THE CROWD GOES WIIIIIIILD :')
-uncle nina, gratuitous undivorcer of ravesey style
#i'll edit the tags in a second#but is everyone happy#theyre in love again#i promise#*impastor craig vc* by the power vested in me i now pronounce my beautiful gay sons that i tortured for half a year#Undivorced ;-; <3#I CAAAAAAAAAANT BELIEVE IT#no one get used to it im still gonna have them do miserable break up things and create drama dont worry about THAT#BUT I CANT BELIEVE JERSEY KYLE SAID I LOVE YOU#I AM SO PROUD WOW THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL#now i can write the jersey kyle Can say i love u meme#( which is my favorite ask meme its so funny ily robot kyle )#he is like...i have so many feelings...i am excited? frightened? ex...frightened?#I CANT BELIEVE JERSEY KYLE SAID TEEEE AMO#SMILE PENDEJO NATION WE ARE SOOOOO BACK!#is anyone else crying or is it just me is it just jersey and raven and me and curb and the entire internet#UR WELCOME! YOU ARE ALL NO LONGER CHILDREN OF DIVORCE! TIME TO REJOOOOOOOOOOOICE YALL#*passes out The I Survived The 2024 Ravesey Divorce And All I Got Was This Stupid Teeshirt stupid teeshirts*#my sons in love my sons in AMOR bitch!!!!!!#that rizz was crazy also this was too happy so pls note they quite licherally almost smashed but kyles bones are broken#NOT THE ONE THAT MATTERS THO but he did still get stanbanned by sexy nurse raven lamE#*teri vc* at least he'd die doing what he loves...LITERALLY!!!#i admire his dedication like i too would risk it all to get risque and frisque with ravenstan but no they just#watched say yes to the dress and fell asleep on the couch#The End <3#everybody chant NINA!!! NINA!!!! NINAAAAAAA!!!
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