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stiles + beating him at mario kart <333
gonna make this one headcanons too🫶🏻(also low key feel like he and I would be the same when it comes to mario kart so some of these might be me projecting🤣)
Mario Kart (Wii version) with Stiles: HCs
first things first, y’all are situated on the couch or the ottoman if there is one, gotta be close to the screen
just using the wii remote is for chumps so obviously he has the wheel controllers
he is always Baby Mario and you consistently try and steal him so now it’s a race to see who can get Baby Mario first too when y’all start to play
he will turn his body with the wheel so expect bumped shoulders
he also leans forward and then pulls back when he’s tryna get the hidden speed-ups (if y’all are sitting on the ottoman he will fall off at least twice and that’s when you try and sneak ahead of him in the race)
his tongue poking out in concentration all the time
he will be *almost* yelling in annoyance if he gets hit with a blue shell: lots of "nonononononnono's" and "goddammit's"
whenever you get close to him in the race or close to beating him he starts pushing you (playfully ofc) to get you to mess up and slow down or hit something, if you’re on the ottoman expect to fall off at some point but if you’re on the couch expect him to fully lay on you on his side and smush you into the cushions (anything to winnnnn)
coin battles are the only option when you don't want the usual race (balloon battles are "lame and not as much fun" but mostly because he can never win those ones)
the cows in moo moo meadows are his self-declared arch nemesis’
he beat rainbow road once in third place and refuses to play it again, that was his victory and he will not try for first place even though it hurts him that he didn't technically win
when he wins it’s all a big show: jumping up, hands in the air, whooping, doin a lil jig but then he sees you pout and goes🥺and gives you all the kisses where you sit and cuddles you into the couch as an apology
when you win you just smile big at him and his pout and poke his sides to get him to smile and after a while it starts a tickle fight and he ends up giving up and calling uncle and then you promise kisses to make up for beating him
#stiles stilinksi x reader#stiles stilinski#stiles stilinski headcanons#stiles x reader#stiles stilinski HCs#stiles stilinski thoughts#stiles stilinski teen wolf#stiles teen wolf#stiles stilinksi fanfiction#stiles stilinksi imagine#teen wolf#teen wolf headcanons#teen wolf stiles#teen wolf HCs
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Okay okay hold on.
You’re telling me that Derek Hale is living in Beacon Hills owning an auto shop and consulting for the sheriff and having a rebellious teenage son who loves the jeep and in the first twenty seconds of being on screen Derek says to the sheriff “Maybe you should call your son?” Like I literally paused it.
Seriously considering keeping it paused and just writing a fanfic to finish it out because this is a beautiful premise that right now is canon. I accept the first 20 minutes of this movie. The rest we can toss.
#teen wolf spoilers#yes I’m watching it#might take me a few days#to watch it in small increments#everything else is ridiculously laughably the dumbest#like I laughed#like they just subbed in someone for Kira???#and the ‘badass’ camera shots and characters and literally laughable#and they used ‘we call him the alpha’ line twice in five minutes like it was not good the first time#I feel like I’m watching a movie script a teenager wrote with things they thought would sound cool#also why is Derek investigating fires#not cool#derek hale#stiles stilinski#teen wolf#sterek#spoilers#teen wolf movie
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How Stiles Became Derek's Anchor by Being Annoying:
Alright hear me out: they're forced to interact through circumstance and Derek finds Stiles so obnoxious that he just can’t ignore him or his scent. It gets to the point where he just… smells it all the fucking time, even when Stiles isn't there. He'll be running errands and suddenly he catches a whiff of Stiles off his leather jacket and he’s so fucking done with it all. Then, as he slowly begins to trust Stiles, he starts automatically seeking it out. He can smell Stiles approaching from miles away and it becomes his focal point, because as annoying as it is, it also makes him feel safe.
Then by the time 3B rolls around, Derek’s the only one who can track Stiles's scent from memory alone. And Derek is just too embarrassed to explain that he can only do it because he accidentally Pavlov'ed himself into having the world's most annoying anchor lol.
#im unhinged therefore my hcs are unhinged#idek if someone else has already thought of this#if i accidentally plagiarized someone im so sorry lol#sterek#eternal sterek#derek x stiles#stiles stilinski#derek hale
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I was thinking about things cause I saw a Supernatural edit, and my ADHD brain followed the thought train to Teen Wolf as it often does, and I have thoughts.
As much as I LOVE Stiles raising a baby/having a baby/ finding a baby and being naturally good at it while Derek is out of his depth when you break it down, it makes no sense.
Stiles and Scott? As only children and BOYS when did they ever have a chance to look after children? (While I think boys are perfectly capable of caring for children parents tend to favor girls in child care so like when would they have even had an opportunity?)
DEREK, on the other hand....
A) he has a younger sister with a fairly significant age gap. B) he had a pack that canonically is referenced as to having children, and with family/pack dynamics, it would not be a stretch that Derek has at least SOME experience with children, especially since it's implied Cora is closer in age to Stiles and co whereas Derek is in his early 20s in season one. (Obviously, we all know what a mess the Teen Wolf timeline is, but for the sake of this post early 20s)
Derek's not good with teenagers... As we know... *insert every early interaction with Stiles and Scott ever* But kids and babies? No problem Think about how he is with everyone in the show but then how he was with those little trick-or-treaters. He scared them sure but he also gave them candy, when he could have just as easily ignored them.
I just feel like if you gave him a baby, he would just be like: "I'm a father now, yes I need the most expensive diapers possible!"
Which after having this conversation with my roomie, I realized would make magical Nemeton baby Eli (My favorite explanation) make SO much sense. Found a clearly werewolf baby in the woods? Guess he's a dad now.
Now don't get me wrong, I do think Stiles would pick up very quickly on taking care of a baby, he's very empathetic and cares very deeply, but initially, I think he wouldn't have a clue what he was doing. He would love the baby and WANT to take good care of the baby but wouldn't really know what he was doing. And babies, especially younger babies can be overwhelming.
So what I'm saying is I need a fic where Stiles finds a baby, has no clue what he's doing and Derek is like: "No that's not how you hold a baby/change a diaper/ hold a bottle" and Stiles falls in love so I'm going to write one
Thanks for coming to my ted talk
#derek hale#stiles stilinski#sterek#fanfiction#teen wolf#adhd thoughts#fictional parenting#fictional babies#eli hale
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What if…..
I’ve been thinking about this all day. What if Derek remembered Stiles when the first met when Stiles and Scott were trying to find Scott’s inhaler.
We know Stiles knew who he was but what if it was Derek who said something?
Just picture Derek seeing Stiles and Scott and he’s like, “Stiles…is that you?” and then Stiles being like, “Derek…when did you come back to Beacon Hills?” and then Scott is standing there so confused.
I bet Derek and Stiles met each other growing up before the fire happened. They were probably somewhat friends that would try to stay in contact with each other until Derek left.
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is there a more perfect introduction to these two dumbasses than this? just pure shenanigans. two brain cells rubbing together to form one thought (and that thought is mischief).
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stiles is the type of guy to just immediately blow his load if he feels your nails digging into his back. like he could be nowhere near cumming, or he could be holding off until his vision blurred, but the second your nails tear up his shoulders or back is the moment he loses every aspect of self-control. it wouldn’t even be by choice or something he knew about either. he’d just let out the most guttural, yet short, sound and collapse above you, his hips stilling for only a second as even more warmth fills you unexpectedly— triggering your own release.
#then he’d admire the scratch marks in his mirror later😁#idk idk#just a thought yall#stiles stilinski#my unhinged rants#teen wolf#dylan obrien#stiles stilinski teenwolf#stiles smut#stiles stilinski smut#stiles’!world#stiles stilinski x you
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my favourite scott mccall ships in teen wolf
#teen wolf#teenwolfedit#twedit#teenwolfgifs#scott mccall#stiles stilinski#sciles#isaac lahey#scisaac#jackson whittemore#scackson#kira yukimura#scira#gif#gifset#my gifs#i adore being a multi shipper for scott#he deserves all the love#also all the poems that you can only vaguely see are from pillow thoughts by courtney peppernell
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no i have not watched the teen wolf movie. yes i am thinking about teen wolf again because of it. yes this was tragically one of my formative fandoms.
15 year old me is screaming inside
#teen wolf#teen wolf movie#scott mccall#stiles stilinski#derek hale#sterek#everything i have seen or thought about teen wolf in the last two days has been against my will#they queerbaited sterek without stiles even being in the movie????#i can't believe they sent derek to superhell for crimes of being too Ambiguously Gay#has my man not been through enough??#anyway fuck them for what they did to arden cho#jeff davis i am in your walls
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rewatching teen wolf 1.01: wolf moon
#they’re honestly so lucky it wasn’t a regular murder#even thought Peter is still ew#but if my friend tried to bring me out in the woods with a killer out#I would’ve slapped them upside the head for even suggesting that#stiles is lucky scotts not like me cause that door would’ve been shut after he mentioned a body#scott mccall#stiles stilinski#teen wolf rewatch#teenwolfedit#teen wolf#1.01#my gifs#teenwolfgifs#dailyfilmsource#dailyfilmandtv#dailyflicks#cinemapix#cinematv#dailytvsource#dailytvedit#dailytelevision#photopeablr#filmtv#teendramasource#teendramaedit
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I feel like there should be more “Stiles is Mitch Rapp” because Stiles legal names Mieczyslaw and maybe in college he’s kind of distancing himself from the pack maybe they kicked him out so he doesn’t go by Stiles and actually introduces himself as Mieczyslaw just to see the silent panic in people’s faces before he says you can just call me Mitch
Then when he’s with the CIA they give a new ID that’s Mitchell Rapp because Mieczyslaw is a bit distinctive but using the same nickname means that he’ll be able to get used to the new name faster
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Non Stranger Things Masterlist
Key: 🌶=full smut • 🫑=soft smut • 🐻=fluff • ❤️🩹=angst
Stiles Stilinski:
Asks: Wii Mario Kart (HCs)🐻
Spencer Reid:
Asks: While He Works🌶 • Thief 🌶
#fic masterlist#stiles stilinski teen wolf#stiles stilinski hcs#stiles x reader#stiles stilinski headcanons#stiles stilinksi x reader#stiles stilinski#stiles stilinski x you#stiles stilinski thoughts#spencer reid#spencer reid headcanon#spencer reid x reader#spencer reid hcs#spencer reid smut#spencer reid x you#spencer reid thoughts
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Ya'll ever think about the fact that Holland Roden aka the woman who is supposed to be Stiles's endgame, ships Sterek?lol
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Has this been done before?
#cant believe jeff looked at this movie n thought it was a good idea#avatar the last airbender#the last airbender#teen wolf#scott mccall#stiles stilinski#derek hale#malia tate#teen wolf the movie#sterek#stydia#stalia#scalia#scallison#issac lahey#eli stilinski hale#eli hale#peter hale#will i ever stop comparing shitty tv writing to atla?#smh
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This is the most millennial core paragraph I think I've ever read, actually
#sterek#teen wolf#stiles stilinski#derek hale#derek x stiles#ao3#fanfic#millennial core#never have I ever thought I would live to see the day where 2013 fanfics are so dated
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Remember when Derek was being hunted in season 1 and he went to Stiles house…where the sheriff lived. Do you think about how Derek trusted Stiles so much that he was fine with being in a place that he most definitely shouldn’t have been in? Do you think that Derek liked Stiles a lot that it’s the only place he imagined being in at the time?
Yeah, me too.
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