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clowfish · 1 year

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kyle sends chain mail I know this for a fact actually

#he falls for the ones that are like send this to 20 people before midnight or you will die in your sleep in 7 days #then proceeds to freak out when stan won’t send them to other people #kyle: stan 🥺🥺 you didnt send it back to me….does that mean we aren’t actually friends???#stan: goddamnit #South Park #sp #South Park fanart #kyle brovlofski #stan marsh #sp style #fish art

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scarlettroubles · 7 months

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We finally got topless Gojo guys 🤩🤩🤩

#jjk #gojo satoru #ryomen sukuna #geto suguru #nanami kento #haibara yu #jujutsu kaisen #jjk236 #jjk spoilers #jjk 236 spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #LORD #Well guess im not gonna get to draw goojo in a bunny suit bye guys #gojo stans stay losing #were done. im done #I FUCKING KNEW IT WAS TOO EARLY TO FUCKING CELEBRATE GODDAMNIT

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boxwinebaddie · 2 months

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what is the CD pet? i remember it being mentioned, but is it a dog?

how very funny you ask, lovie! because...someone a while ago asked me about a cd pet and i said, something like of 'maybe, who knows?'

me. ;)

i know.

skdhslkds

and shortly, you all will too, my darlings! for the sake of surprise and spoilers, i was just keeping the identity of the cd pet in the shadows.

which, speaking of shadows, it is the very first time that the citizens of a now very flooded and fucked up blondie's apartment ( minus marj ) arrive in the foyer of the crimson dawn manwhoresion, which again is this MASSIVE very gloomy and ominous sick-torian mansion with lots of cool glass skull door handles, old creaky floors and creepy portraits on the wall -- art of the dearly, or not so dearly, departed...dep(art) if you will -- except the interior has new electrical running through it so that the boys can still make pizza bagels in the air fryer and play legendary smash tournaments on their uber lux, big bucks, emphasis on big 98" flat screen tv...8k, ofc. ;)

anyways, they make it inside with what little luggage/personal shit they could salvage out of the wreckage of their Literal falling apartment, regrettably like half of kyle's really cool clothes are missing...i wonder if someone has things he can borrow...but ANWAYS AGAIN! when they walk in, jersey kyle sets down curb's carrier and suzie on sort of side table and is like 'holy fuck, i do naught like the feel of this place at all. this shit feels like something out of a horror movie, like i swear to gahd if some shit attacks m--"

aND RIGHT AT THAT MOMENT SOMETHING BODY SLAMS KYLE. like this herculean mass of energy, this strong, dark force runs at him at light speed, and is all over him. kyle is freaking the fuck out like oh my god this is actually a horror movie i am going to die, he screaming very girlish screams smh and then right when he thinks this supernatural monster beast from hell is going to gut him, somewhere off to the side, out of sight, the most threatening, frightening, authoritative and booming voice commands...

"sparky, sientate."

...and who is it, ofc...

but raven of crimson freakin' dawn. <3

who rushes over -- also this is irrelevant but i think he is in this sick colorful emo boy sweater and some ripped skinny jeans, you know, whore couture winter addition, he can be modest, you guys! -- and at the sight of him, this very large dog is immediately placated and ravenstan drops the scary dog training voice and is like "helllooo, sweet boy, mwahmwahmwah. besito besito besiiiiitoooo~ <33 :*"

i love ravenstan so bad, he's litrally so cute and an emo disney prince.

so sparky is just licking stan's face and being so sweet and we realize that sparky did not attack jersey to be vicious he just literally upon first glance liked him so much he wanted to say hi ksadhlsakd. amazing. kyle, however, hates most animals and drool and is a cat person and is like wiping his face with a hankerchief like fml.

and after a second, ravenstan rememeber, oh fuck, Kyle!!! so he immediately looks very worried and is like "i am SO sorry, jersey. he is super sweet, he just gets a little excited, y'know? are you--are you hurt at all? </3 here, take my hand, i'll help you up." all wide eyed

and jersey kyle aka crush era jersey my favorite period of time, is just looking up at raven of crimson dawn like he is a beautiful fake blonde eyeliner wearing apple cinnamon scented angel of death and...do yo know how badly kyle wants to take his hand? literally SO BAD. gay! down horrendous!!! but you know, he is a cold unfeeling husk and he does not like raven of crimson dawn! no way! i'm not dropping my mask in front of all these people, i am a loaded gun, i'm a weapon.

so kyle lifts his hand up like he's gonna take raven's hand and then at the last second, flips him off, rolls his eyes and is like "i've got it, ayshole." to which stan is like visibly disappointed for a second before Switching and shrugging doing the raven voice like 'suit yourself. you know, i like a man that's independent and can take care of himself." ;)

smhhhhh stan stop FLIRTING WITH KYLE IN FRONT OF EVERYONE LITERALLY NOT JERSEY TRYING NOT TO BLUSH LIKE!!! FOULLL!!

so important side note is that sparky is wearing...a pink bandana, ofc. which ofc, also means that he came from big gay al's animal rescue where curb also came from. and...sigh...so this is a small continuity error because i had al pretend not to know who the three people who paid blondie's rent were, but really all he said was that they didn't leave their names and ravenstan's voice sounded like heaven, which doesn't imply he....Doesn't know who he is.

and idk, was perhaps just keeping a secret for him...because raven actually does a fuck ton of volunteer work over there! hot boy shit! he is ofc, dressed like busted ass stan, but alas still v beautiful indeed. i think as a toolshed reference maybe spark got struck or nearly struck by lightning, he also has all that energy haha. stan basically foster failed him and he is ravenstan's emotional support dog and cd house pet, we love you sparky. that also means...drum roll pleaaaasee...

ravenstan knows curb! which is why curb got extremely excited to see him because ravenstan used to take care of him when he was in the animal santuary and stuff. so he quite literally heard stan's voice and was like!!!! aaaa!!! i missed you!!!! so cute omg reunited.

but yeah, they talk about that for a little...small world you know even for a big celebrity...kyle has sort of cute down horrendous gay daydream-y thoughts about how often stan must have come and go unbeknownst to all of them

( which he thinks is impossible because raven of crimson dawn's outfits are so shiny and tiny and scandalous that he has no idea how he could walk down the street without being noticed...but then, he's never actually seen stan look Normal and also...yeah kyle i bet you would be able to spot ravenstan a mile away and not be able to look away you gay ass bitch Stand Up!!!! )

and how cute he probably looks feeding all the lil critters in the pink shirt and like introducing little kids to them...also whether or not he rolls his sleeves up and how good his arms look...GO TO JAAAAAAIL.

but yeah! sparky! <3333 in my unpublished first draft boards i actually made a little section just for sparky.

final note: curb and sparky do hate eachother. they have shelter beef.

enemies to lovers, anyone?

-uncle nina, instigator of drama

#i'm gonna proof read this later i am lazy #but basically curb really liks raven and sparky immdiately really likes kyle but kyle is such a hater he's like control ur beast #i do think ravenstan looks cute in his big sweater and the jeans putting down his nightmare before christmas mug petting his big scary dog #he is my hero he is very cute to me #also after ravenstan did the scary command voice as a joke kenny raised their hand & said Is Anyone Else Bricked Up Right Now #and literally everyone raised their hands including jimmy like he risked falling over...ravenstan do not be raising his voice ever #but that was how he was taught to train most animals like someones mean scary mexican mom and it totally works #anyways NOT KYLE NOT TAKING STANS BEAUTIFUL HELPFUL HAND HES SUCH A FUCKING HATER #he wanted to so bad he was staring at it w such wide eyes for a second like omg he was worried abt me thats so cute hes so pretty and nice #aND THEN WAS LIKE EWEWEW YOU DISGUST ME GET A GRIP YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU ARE PATHETIC STAND UP #goddamnit kyle will u be vulnerable for one second like he actually was bc hes actually pretty scared of big dogs he was very shaken #a small rm plot line is stan helping kyle get over his fear of big dogs bc sparky is so nice and kyle is wincing #and petting him with two fingers and is like...oh god it licked me...and stans like that means he likes you! he has good taste #raven stop rizzing kyle holy shit he cant take it #stan working at the shelter is so cute he totally does roll his sleeves up and his tattoos and biceps do look good #and he puts his hair back in the pink big als rescue standana and totally talks to all the cats and is like excuse me miss blossom #that was very rude to loki :( i think you owe him an apology!!!#and she meows back and loki scowls and hes like...now loki there's no need for that descaro papi!! >:O lets try that again #loki meows softly back and stan scratches both them behind the ears and is like amazing see all better <333 #something abt ravenstan knowing the same cats that jerseykyle does and them both just not knowing despite being so close together #and probably just barely missing each other everytime...the beautiful waft of cinnamon or a stan laugh sometimes...#maybe he wasn't being so crazy after all #SPARKKYYYY

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ujuro · 2 months

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Every time mass kpop discourse happens like about singing or whatever it dawns on me that so many people listen to and keep up with music and an industry that they fucking hate 😭

#like they have a kpop dedicated account and are constantly posting about how stale and untalented all of the newer gen stuff is #it’s like if you do not like this anymore than leave! stop posting about it!#and if you’re only referring to a few top groups than stop posting about them and just post the ones you like!#like I don’t like le sserafim’s new title at all but I still like the group well enough and ult Sakura so I’m just chilling like #like im not going on a rampage about how terrible kpop is nowadays cause I still like it well enough #to keep up with new releases #but I’m also not as dedicated as I used to be because some aspects of newer gens don’t appeal to me! so I don’t keep up with stan stuff #and focus on the idols I do like! right now I’m into jpop! it’s not hard!#like there’s criticism or complaining and then there’s ‘omg you are miserable like just stop being into kpop goddamnit’#or only follow one group #😭

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bunnyscraft · 2 years

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So I’m writing a fic (it’s almost done whoohooo!!!) and Bucky/Steve/some random ch goes down on reader and I got to thinking—WHY DO MEN HATE GOING DOWN ON WOMEN???

And women—do y’all have the mindset of ‘GIVE AND GET’? I did some research and a lot of men say ‘it just smells bad/you have to be really really clean’ and yes!! You should be clean! (Men don’t even wipe ahem) but many women (who are grown and having lots of consensual s3x) take active care of themselves. I low key think (as I’ve read from multiple men) that some men are just intimidated by it AND THATS SO SAD.

In conclusion:

EAT THAT PUSSY AND MILK HER LABIA !!

#GO DOWN ON HER GODDAMNIT #women are superior #why women kill #eat that pussy #bucky x reader smut #sebastian stan #dark!bucky x reader #dark!steve rogers #andy barber x reader

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xieyaohuan · 1 year

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This is probably just another dumb "Diabolical S1E8 = canon"-induced problem that the show runners didn't think through, but isn't it pretty unusual that both Stan Edgar and Madelyn Stillwell held top executive positions at Vought for such a long time?

I don't know that we have a clear year for when Diabolical S1E8 takes place, but the consensus seems to be in the early 2000s. So by S1 Stan and Madelyn have both been around at the top for almost 20 years (or longer). And at least Stan already had that same CEO job back in Diabolical. That is some impressively long C-suite tenure.

#the boys #the boys diabolical #sooooo many questions #stan edgar #madelyn stillwell #Diabolical S1E8 goddamnit

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kreidemaru · 2 years

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Love the concept of the Gravity Falls extended universe cause really when it comes down to it, you could absolutely just watch this family friendly classic Disney show and enjoy it without getting too into it.

But if you want the most content, you’ve gotta watch Rick and Morty, Owl House, possibly Amphibia(?), Over The Garden Wall and probably more that I’m forgetting. And how the hell are you supposed to explain it? Cause I know for a fact I could not just tell my friend “hey wanna watch Rick and Morty? The crusty old man is a friend of Ford’s and subcanonically dated Stan.” HOW DO I EVEN BEGIN TO EXPLAIN THAT

#like the gravity falls extended universe is unnecessarily complex for no reason #ALSO IT BRANCHES INTO REAL LIFE?? STAN ONCE GOT IN A FIST FIGHT WITH STAN LEE???#then there’s the whole bill cipher in the simpsons thing #like goddamnit can this show just be NORMAL. PLEASE #<- no. no it can’t #kreideposting #anyways sorry folks. was just looking at stanchez stuff and it clicked how insane it is

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victimized-martyr · 1 year

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15 and 27 for the ask game!

15.Unpopular opinion about the manga/show?

my unpopular opinion uhhhh

Ginger Cow ain’t a good episode. I personally don’t count it as canon and try to forget it exists. Cartman’s entire emotional investment in Kyle depends on his fiery attitude and willingness to rise up to whatever challenge faces him. Kyle ain’t afraid to throw hands and Cartman loves it when he fights back (I think in part, bc he wants his attention. But a good chunk of it’s because he blows up over the smallest shit and it’s so funny to see). As soon as Kyle leaves the picture, or worse, gives in, Cartman gets bored. So why is it that Cartman enjoys a submissive Kyle in this episode?? It doesn’t make sense to me.

I think also, Cartman and Kyle’s dynamic in the ep isn’t fitting for an ep so late in the show’s run. Cartman and Kyle had a lot of development between seasons 10 and 18, so it’s weird to see a season 7 level of animosity between the two here.

I can talk more reasons why I don’t like Ginger Cow but i don’t wanna talk about Ginger Cow more than I need to so it just… the episode leaves a bad taste in my mouth. ‘s like eatin fart or somethn.

27. answered!

#asks #not to sound like a lil bitch but ginger cow is just too real for me to laugh at?? i know right #the thing is it’s to straightforward. cartman farts in kyle’s mouth kyle can’t say shit and he just takes it i’m like… where’s the spice …#this was supposed to be a two parter but i can’t recall why it was cut to one episode #not that i feel the premise was strong enough to sustain two 30 min ep— ohh maybe that’s why #anyways if it WAS lengthened it woulda been nice to have cartman be in cagaracter and say. y’know. ‘actually i’m bored and seein kyle like #this sucks ass why does this suck ass so much. (deeply repressed guilt) maybe i should make him swallow my burbs too??’#stan and kenny felt like last minute reactors to the plot but again idk how to remedy that bc the episode is so…. mmnn #meh #wow. typos galore #’character’ and ‘burps’ goddamnit i can’t type

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glassfullofsass · 1 year

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Just remembered that Rebecca explaining why she sent Jamie to Man City and apologizing to him for it ISN'T CANON and is just something i wrote to make myself feel better and now I've made myself sad.

#Goddamnit Rebecca get your fucking shit together #Rebecca Welton #I love a boss bitch but i do not stan her coping mechanisms #TL #Jamie! Deserves! Love! And! Kindness!

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1moreoffkeyanthem · 19 days

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FUCKING CHRIST ok so I’m listening to the Super Best Spicy Time playlist on the way to work to get stoked and fucking GOODBYE YELLOW BRICK ROAD I forgot I put that on there and now I’m sobbing about the fate of style in Winter Butterfly oh my god

#like I’m actually sobbing #OH IVE FINALLY DECIDED MY FUTURE LIES BEYOND THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD #shit y’all know how much I love winter butterfly #like that is one of my favorite Kyles ever and it turned me on to Cryle #but FUCK #the homie jwink did Stan dirty in the end #the style was SO incredible before shit hit the fan #goddamnit I just did a reread and now I need to again #south park #damnit #style #Cryle #winter butterfly #fic recs

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multi-kpop-fanfics · 4 months

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Noo cause that thoughts of seokmin manhandling you, throwing you around and picking you up easily to change positions and to flex his muscles are EATING ME UP

tw: mean dom!seokmin, sub!reader (fem), manhandling, dry humping, spanking, thigh riding, size kink, reader is implied to be smaller than seokmin- minors dni.

@wongyuseokie @onlyseokmins @seokgyuu @dkakapizzaboy tagging the dk stans for obvious reasons

You could recite a lot of reasons why you love Seokmin.

Be it his undying love for physical affection, his brighter than the sun smile, the way he looks at you like a lovesick fool every time you talk about your latest obsessions and his larger than life heart.

Speaking of which, Seokmin's heart isn't the only thing that's large about him.

It's more than obvious that he loves hitting the gym and he makes it even more obvious whenever he's flexing his arms on the mirror.

But his favorite place to flex his muscles on is none other than you.

He never misses a chance to use his body to his advantage and throw you around like a ragdoll on the bed and fuck you stupid.

Similarly to what he's doing right now.

He started from grinding his hips on you and flipped you over on your fours to continue, your wrists trapped under his palm above your head.

"S-Seok, please, just fuck me already!" You whine in the mattress.

"Not yet, baby, I wanna have my time with you." He rubs his crotch all over your clothed pussy, the fabric of his boxers denying you more pleasure than you actually expected.

You protest underneath him, wiggling your hips sideways to get more friction and somehow alleviate the ache in your pussy.

"You don't move until I say so, baby." Seokmin lands a sharp smack on your ass.

"But you aren't doing anything!" You turn your head to complain to him for the lack of his dick inside you.

"Too bad you don't get to decide that." He chuckles and he backs his hips away from your pussy, gripping your hips with his hands and placing your crotch directly over his thigh.

"Seok? Fuck!" You yelp when you feel his fingers grip your waist and drag your lower half over his thigh.

"I told you, darling, you're not the one calling the shots here." Seokmin reprimands you as he flexes his muscle under your pussy, eliciting a loud and lewd moan from your mouth.

"Now that's what I like to hear from you, darling. Your sweet, sweet moans." He groans, dick starting to leak in his boxers.

You're certain you've soaked through your panties, judging from the slick sounds of your pussy sliding over your boyfriend's thigh.

"Gosh, so wet already and I haven't even put my cock inside you." He laughs in a condescending manner. "Needy pussy and all mine to torture."

His mocking giggles worsen the mess between your legs and you fist the bedsheets, your mouth and your pussy drooling for him.

"Look at you - so fucking small yet handling me like a champion." Seokmin towers over you, his lips glued on the shell of your ear.

"Seok I need you so bad, please!"

"I am right here, baby."

"You know what I mean!"

"Hmm, I don't think I do." He grins and juts his thigh a bit harder.

"Goddamnit, I want you to ram your dick in my cunt until I can't walk!" You yell out of frustration.

"A bit aggressive for a demand." Seokmin hums.

"But I guess it's enough to give you what you want."

#svthub #dk smut #dokyeom smut #seokmin smut #svt dk #svt dokyeom #lee seokmin #svt smut #seventeen smut #seventeen #answered✨

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whumpster-fire · 4 months

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Stan Rogers Songs Categorized By Status Of The Boat

Northwest Passage: The Boat(s) sank a long time ago.

Barrett's Privateers: The Boat sank. It was a terrible boat anyway.

The Flowers Of Bermuda: The Boat sank.

Rolling Down To Old Maui: The Boat didn't sink.

Take It From Day To Day: The Boat didn't sink.

Bluenose: The Boat didn't sink.

White Squall: The Boat didn't sink, but somebody fell off.

The Mary Ellen Carter: The Boat sank, but goddamnit we're gonna unsink it!

Man With Blue Dolphin: The Boat sank again. This poor fool is going to waste his money unsinking it again. What an idiot. This boat is a piece of junk.

The Last Watch: The Boat didn't sink, but it's being broken up for scrap.

The Wreck of the Athens Queen: The Boat sank! Hooray, free stuff for us! (Also we almost sank the boat we used to grab stuff off the boat that sank because we were all drunk)

The Idiot: There are no boats in Edmonton or wherever. This sucks.

#shitpost #folk music #Stan Rogers

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spcowboyau · 1 year

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HOMEWARD BOUND: PROLOGUE 3

STAN: Thanks for the drinks, Butters. BUTTERS: Of course! Uh, be on your way now, and be safe you two! BUTTERS: .....and be back soon, fellas! STAN: You know I'll be back. BUTTERS: Heheh, sure do! (DRUNK: BLERUUGHHGHRHGH::;+:+"!!) (KYLE: Good grief.....) STAN: Alright, see ya! STAN: Come on, cowpoke, let's get moving.

STAN: Alright then, now you've met my- (DRUNK: BLLRURUHGGHHHHEHH.,.,.--) STAN: WOAH!! Easy there, partner, dont go hurling up your insides there, Christ! KYLE: STAN: Phew! I sure do love this town. STAN: Heheh.. KYLE: STAN: KYLE: .....So? STAN: So.... what? KYLE: Aren't you going to tell me what happened to his eye? No grueling cowboy tales of- I don't know- Gunslingers of the west and bloody, near fatal injuries? STAN: huh who's eye KYLE: Butters' eye! God! STAN: Okay, simmer down! It's not all that impressive, just from a bar fight from a few years back.. No big deal! KYLE: Bar fight? I can't imagine Butters in a bar fight..

KYLE: That doesn't seem right at all. He's far too sweet... Too wimpy even, no offense. STAN: Oh yeah, that's probably because he wasn't directly involved. KYLE: STAN: (KYLE: .........goddamnit.) KYLE: SO? What happened? STAN: Why, aren't you nosey.. STAN: And stop talking so loud. If Butters hears you talking 'bout his eye he'll get all self conscious about it.

KYLE: Oh. Sorry. STAN: It's alright. Ya didn't know. STAN: Well, if it really itches that much I suppose I might as well break it down for ya.

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#homeward bound #south park #official content #sp cowboy au #prologue #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #butters stotch #au #yaoi #sp au #south park au #sp style #stan x kyle #style #fanart #sp fanart #alternate universe

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fallout-lou-begas · 1 year

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I'm going to wager about $20 that Arcade will win. Because you know, it's fuckin Arcade. The most popular companion in NV. I am Cass stan, and I want her to win goddamnit, but I know she ain't. But Cass Nation will make her go out with a BANG and I appreciate that.

YOU KNOW THEY SAY THAT ALL COMPANIONS ARE CREATED EQUAL, BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT ARCADE GANNON AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE. SEE, NORMALLY IF YOU GO ONE ON ONE WITH ANOTHER COMPANION, YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25%, AT BEST, AT BEAT ME.

THEN YOU ADD NICK VALENTINE TO THE MIX, YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN.

SEE THE 3 WAY AT GRAND FINALS, YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING, BUT I, I GOT A 66 AND 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING, BECAUSE NICK VALENTINE KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY!

SO ARCADE GANNON, YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE, MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT AN 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT GRAND FINALS. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING, IF WE WAS TO GO ONE ON ONE, AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 PER CENTS, I GOT 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT GRAND FINALS. SEE ARCADE, THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE, AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT GRAND FINALS

#this is just a prediction. if raul beats arcade to sneak into grands i am popping bottles #fallout #fallout new vegas #cass sweep #rose of sharon cassidy #asks #anon #steiner math

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angelbambisworld · 28 days

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WARNING:NSFW!!!

I finally did it. I sought out Gene's sex tape despite everyone's warning not to. Here are my following thoughts(In no particular order)

1. Why does my silly little pookie bear have everything off except for his shirt? He's so silly 🥰 Show us your tits, damn it!🤬

Also his pants were still around his ankles but that's pretty small potatoes compared to all the other shit.

2. I don't know why the tape is in black and white. I wanna see Gene blow that girls back out in glorious technicolor, goddamnit!

3. People clown on Gene for doing that girl while Foreigner's "I Wanna Know What Love Is" played in the background but idk. There's something oddly adorable about a guy who hypes himself up as this nefarious hot daddy sex god and he's fucking someone to a slow and sweet love song. What a fucking goofball. We have to stan (People still say words like "Stan" in 2024 right?)

4. Yeah the sex was kinda mid but like what did people expect. I think Gene was like in his 50s or 60s when the tape came out. Old people just fuck differently than young people. That's just how it is sometimes. Luckily they make dick pills for just such troubles, I think 🤔 Unfortunately I still am in good faith that he could get me off. It's Gene, after all 😅

5. That rockstar dick list wasn't lying, Gene is of average size and I want that thing in my mouth so so bad😭. It seriously looks mouthwatering delicious to me(But maybe thats just the insomnia talking rn. I've been up all night 🥲 When i could be going Uh! All Night with Gene instead😂🤣😭)

I swear the only way out of my obsession with him is through euthanization

6. At one point Gene tries to kiss the girl but she keeps turning away from him(See this is why it should've been me he was fucking. He would've walked out of that room COVERED in lipstick marks.)

7. I'm shocked there was no pussy eating at any point. Disappointed!

8. Even back then, Gene's ass was fat and jiggly. And I pray it continues to stay that way forever 😤🙏🙏

9. Gene's dad bod has me going positively bonkers as usual🥵

Overall, I thought it was...Interesting, to say the very least. Its definitely not as disgusting as everyone hypes it up to be, in my eyes. But now I know what sex with Gene Simmons is like and the worst part is???

All this new information I've learned only makes me want him MORE!!!😭😭😭

I truly am Gene's nastiest fangirl.

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seecarrun · 1 year

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“Hi babylove. Everything okay?”

“Hi Stan,” Patty answered, her voice kind of weird and distant, with a soft rumble in the background the way it sounded when she was speaking on her car’s Bluetooth phone speaker. “Everything’s okay, but I just got off the phone with Ms. Lucy.”

Stan’s heart plummeted. “Ms. Lucy from daycare? Is Georgie okay?”

“Georgie’s fine,” she said, cryptically. Stan could tell she was holding back a laugh. “But he needed a change of clothes, and when Ms. Lucy went to get him dressed, she found the spare outfit in his backpack to be… uh… not school appropriate.”

“Oh goddamnit Richie,” he groaned, as Patty laughed heartily on the other end. He knew having Richie and Eddie babysit Georgie over the weekend was a bad idea. “What did the shirt say? How badly do I need to kill him?”

“She wouldn’t say,” Patty giggled. “The kids were in earshot.” Stan groaned again, but Patty continued. “I’m on my way with a replacement now, I’ll let you know when I get there.”

Ten minutes later, Stan’s phone vibrated with a text, the picture of the offending shirt filling his screen along with crying laughing and blushing emojis from Patty.

He called Richie immediately.

“Rrrrichie Tozier speaking!”

“I had a ball at Dick Tozier’s ‘Letting it all hang out’ Tour?!” he cried, drawing more than a few stares from coworkers but not giving a damn. “Are you kidding me, Richard?!”

Richie burst into laughter. “Oh fuck, did you find that?”

“No,” Stan snapped. “But his daycare teacher did, you asshole!”

Richie continued laughing, even harder.

“Eddie was supposed to be watching you!” Stan cried, the tiniest hint of a smile breaking through.

“Wait, wait,” Richie gasped between laughs. “It was his fucking idea!”

“Did Stan find the shirt?!” He heard Eddie say, softly but excitedly in the background.

Stan rolled his eyes. “I hate you both!” he called out. Both Richie and Eddie laughed. “I can’t believe Ben is the only Loser I can trust with my child. You’re all worthless.”

“What about Mike?” Eddie offered, clearly on speakerphone now. “Oh wait, he’s living in his van.”

“Still a better choice than you dumbasses,” Stan said with a smirk.

They all laughed again, knowing they’d be back to babysit again in no time.

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