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violaeuphoria · 3 months

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Hello!

I am very sorry about the delay! I’ve had a lot going on recently but I promise I will be updating very soon!

This SMAU is something that I’ve been wanting to do for a while since I feel as if there are not a lot out there. Please bare with me!

Much Love <3,

Viola

#clyde donovan #kenny mccormick #craig tucker #kyle broflovski #south park #south park smau #stan marsh #stan marsh x reader #stan marsh imagine #kyle broflovski imagine

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pineappleciders · 1 year

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can u do platonic main 4 (sp) and what it would be like to be in their friend group?? fem reader or gender neutral, either is fine! tysm

BEING IN THEIR FRIEND GROUP

INCLUDES: stan, kyle, kenny, and cartman (and a bit of butters)

lots of silliness. goofing off. tomfoolery, if you will

as you all grow and mature a bit, kenny and you are probably the only ones laughing at fart humor left

you and kyle (and sometimes cartman) tend to get into heated arguments and even fights. it always resolves itself though (and it's always over something stupid)

you don't have a rivalry like kyle and cartman, just bumping heads (its normal for friends to fight, especially in south park)

you're kind of the one making little quippy jokes after someone talks

"god, this rain is so annoying!"

"you're so annoying."

a lot of the times when something wacky is happening, you and one of the others (usually kenny) will make eye contact

kind of like how in the office they just kind of.. look at the camera in annoyance or to say 'seriously?'

you and stan often hang out, and sparky loves you. you're both sentimental animal lovers

you kinda grow on shelly. sometimes if you're at his place you two will gang up on stan (lightheartedly, of course) and sharon loves you

i wanna say kyle would help you with your studies but honestly he'd probably tell you to do it yourself

cartmans an asshole to you just like everyone else, but he still has some sort of respect for you as a friend. probably begs you to do shit for him but lays off when he realizes you aren't easy to manipulate

speaking of butters, he probably likes you a lot. you might rip on him a little, even if just to fit in with your friends, but you make sure he knows it's lighthearted banter (you're there for him, and he appreciates it a lot)

he also spends nights at your house, and cartman calls it gay (no matter your gender)

despite your fights with kyle, you two are still good friends and sometimes you, him, and ike will watch kids shows at his house

sheila makes you guys little snacks and you get along really great with ike (if ike needs a babysitter, kyle's immediate thought is to leave him with your family. he knows he'd be safe with you, despite your goofy and sometimes dumb behavior)

kenny spends a lot of time at your place, and sometimes you two will go out to the lake just to talk and skip rocks. you don't even have to converse, you and kenny just get along

overall? there's a lot of ripping on each other and getting into trouble, but you can't help but think it's all worth it when your friends have all fallen asleep on your couch watching terrance & phillip

#south park #south park x reader #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #eric cartman #kenny mccormick #sp imagines #south park headcanons #kyle broflovski x reader #stan marsh x reader #kenny mccormick x reader #eric cartman x reader #butters south park #butters stotch #leopold butters stotch #butters x reader #butters stotch x reader

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kwnnys · 4 months

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omg.. ur back;;; 🤯

pleas plea stan but reader is super physically affectionate, like kissing on the cheek n hugging n holding hands js casually with friends. before and after when theyre in a relationship :3

a/n ; YES I AM BACK!!!! (hopefully for good and I won't immediately die a week later).

anyway, I got rlly into this during the beginning then gradually just kinda died a little at the end. but aaa this was so fun to write 🫶🫶 my love language is physical touch so!!! yea!!!

— STAN MARSH W/ PHYSICALLY AFFECTIONATE READER!

before you guys start dating :

not used to this much affection at ALL. he gets very confused and nervous whenever you hold his hand or brush his hair from his face. but over time grows used to it

the guys tease him for it (mainly cartman) which is a bit embarrassing for him. he tries not to let it get to him though.

at first tries to avoid your physical advances. like whenever he sees you running towards him ready to tackle him in a hug he will just quickly take a step to the side and watch as you plummet into a pile of snow.

tries not to laugh while he helps you up. also tries to convince you that it was purely out of instinct and that he didn't mean to let you fall face first into the freezing snowflakes. (although fails to do so, considering the muffled snickers that he tries to hide behind his gloved hands.)

feels more guilty when you eventually get sick because of the incident, and decides to repay you by offering as many free hugs as you want for an entire week.

as the months go by, he gets used to your warm touches. your morning greeting hugs and your handholding sessions after the schoolday is over.

but then he notices how your touches linger for a tad too long. the way your hands squeeze his before letting go, shooting him one last wave as you hop towards the entrance of your home.

and he feels a weird skip in his heart. the tips of his ears and his cheeks flush red. his body feels awfully warm, and he doesn't know why.

day by day, he grows to look forward to your touches. to your presence in general. and the feeling of your palms in his doesn't feel too embarrassing anymore. not when you're grinning widely beside him, happy that he's no longer fussing over you holding his hand.

that warm feeling in his chest grows tighter and tighter with every smile you shoot at him. to the point where he can't take it anymore, and he eventually confesses to you. right under a random big tree.

you're surprised, but not at all disappointed! the moment the words "I like you." utter from his mouth, you're tackling him to the ground. a surprised yelp leaving the boy as he's sent rolling on the floor. you flash him the happiest smile he's seen from you yet, before crashing your lips down to meet his. (the gang is watching from not too far, jaws dropped to the floor. cartman now owes kenny 5 dollars.)

after you guys start dating:

and just like that, you are in a committed relationship with stan marsh! both of you being equally head over heels for each other, it's almost cringey to watch.

your physical affections only grow from there. now you're smothering your boyfriend in kisses every chance you get, your actions never failing to make the boy freeze before grinning like a lovestruck fool.

he loves when you rest your head on his shoulder, or when you wrap your arm around his. It gives him a massive ego boost.

cuddle sessions 🔛🔝

gets so giddy when you kiss his cheek or his forehead. do it right before leaving and he's left standing in the hallway like an idiot.

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strangesickness · 2 months

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i was talking about stan and his OCD the other day but i didn't really talk about how the other losers would act about it. so!

please remember that OCD is a varied condition and not everyone with it is like what is depicted in this post!

bill

at first stan keeps his obsessions to himself, he's pretty aware of what is a "typical" thought process and what is his brain being kinda weird

but eventually bill finds him having a panic attack over something seemingly mundane. young stan to me had obsessions that focused on the supernatural and "curses", so something like opening an umbrella indoors throws him into hysterics

and as soon as he realizes what he's doing he's humiliated, because like who the fuck cares? everyone knows that's just a stupid superstition, and he's so worried bill's going to think he's a weirdo or a coward

but bill is like. extremely reasonable about it, i think he's used to georgie getting upset over seemingly nonsensical things (the way kids do), so he's just used to treating things he doesn't understand with severity.

maybe there's nothing scary to him about opening an umbrella indoors, but its clearly upset stan and that's what matters here. he calmly asks him what he's upset about and reassures him that if it upsets him then its important

he gets stan to talk through it, bill brings up how richie always opens his umbrella indoors but nothing bad has ever happened to him because of it, which doesn't help a ton because OCD isn't typically very reasonable, but it helps a bit, and stan calms down enough that bill bringing up richie prompts him to go off on a rant about something stupid richie did at school while bill was gone

eddie

despite not having OCD eddie gets it, especially after he finds out that he isn't actually sick

eddie is the first person stan chooses to tell about the weird circles his brain runs in, because he knows eddie still carries around his fake inhaler

eddie isn't scared of the same things stan is, but he can understand being afraid of something he logically knows can't hurt him. they're pretty good at working each other out of panic attacks because of this

richie

(the things richie says to stan here are things you should never ever say to someone with OCD unless you have their express permission, stan finds it funny and helpful, and as someone with OCD so do i, but many will not, and talking like this could make their mental state worse and is just generally an asshole thing to do!)

on paper richie is an asshole to stan about his OCD, he calls him unreasonable, tells him he makes no sense, he's worrying over nothing, etc.

he frequently makes fun of stan's obsessions, if stan says something he thought because of his OCD richie will repeat it back to him in a Voice

but by some miracle this does wonders for stan

if anyone else was saying this stuff it would make him feel like shit, but because it's richie it's hilarious (not that he shows it)

richie assigning characters to his obsessions has managed to completely discredit some of them, and stan is straight up Not Bothered by some of them anymore because as soon as the thought pops up so does richie's voice and he can't take it seriously

there's the scandalized mother who thinks stan is a horrible person for not appreciating his meals properly or something

there's the conspiracy theorist trying to convince stan curses are real

and there's the high school coach who acts like stan is a one man army and they're going to lose the entire war if stan doesn't fold his sheets properly

stan doesn't want to give richie credit for his improved mental state because the way he did it is ridiculous, but yeah, richie and his voices have definitely helped

beverly

bev is great at Not Talking About It and Being Normal About It

stan will say something extremely concerning (use your imagination, i don't want to provide an example lol), and bev is like "yeah thats fucked up." and then they move on

he never gets the feeling she's brushing him off or anything, she'd definitely Actually Talk About It if he asked, but sometimes he just needs to get the thought out there and then immediately move on

sometimes it is exhausting to actually talk about feelings, sometimes stan just needs to express that he's feeling something, be acknowledged, then move on

"i just thought [insert concerning compulsion he doesn't want to do]" "or we could skip class and build a snowfort before all these other assholes ruin the fresh snow at lunch"

stan never feels judged in the slightest when he's with bev, and it helps free him of some of the judgment in his own mind :)

ben

ben is so so so good at listening, not only is he just the only nice 13 year old stan has ever met, he has one of those faces yknow?

he finds himself telling ben things it took him nearly a decade of friendship to tell bill

ben is clearly confused and concerned, but he never makes stan feel like he's unreasonable

stan usually only tells his friends about his specific obsessions when they've bottled up and are about to explode, or when he's in the midst of a panic attack

but with ben he feels like he can talk about the other stuff that comes with it, the impact his thought processes have had on his life

ben offers suggestions from time to time, not all of them stick, but the ones that do really help stan out

mike

mike finds a way to keep stan from worrying about anything at all

stan could spend all day worrying about something, and then mike shows up and explains some new topic to stan and it's like stan wasn't even stressed in the first place

stan can't even count the number of times mike has gone through an explanation of the history of derry, or what various states are known for, or the tasks mike does at the farm, or the history of some obscure scientific/cultural phenomenon

stan genuinely loves hearing about anything mike wants to talk about, but he also just finds mike to be a really engaging speaker to the point he stops thinking about whatever was bothering him

it is very much a win/win situation

sometimes mike will manage to pull him out of whatever was worrying him and get him to talk about birds and the boy scouts and they always end up having a ton of fun :)

the losers love stan and he loves them <3

#reminder: do not talk to your mentally ill friends the way richie talks to stan here!!!#some might find it funny/helpful but many will not. do not say anything of this sort unless they specifically say its okay!#if they don't find the joke funny you're not being funny you're just being a dick!!!#started writing this post because of the time i referred to one of my Thoughts as “the angry twitter user in my head”#and imagined richie assigning characters to all of stan's obsessions and that completely discrediting them #i have OCD and am writing from experience/how i wish people reacted. please be normal about this post <3 #posts afflicted with a strange sickness #it stephen king #it 2019 #it 2017 #stanley uris #stan uris #bill denbrough #eddie kaspbrak #richie tozier #beverly marsh #ben hanscom #mike hanlon

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corporatefrog · 1 year

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╭₊˚ ๑︰REQUEST: Having a sleepover with Superhero!Stan, Kyle, and Kenny when Professor Chaos attacks South Park!

✧.* tags: college au, neighbors, superhero au

✧.* Characters: stan marsh, kenny mccormick, kyle broflovski, butters scotch

a/n: i didn't know how to introduce or end this piece so i made it a mix of headcannons/oneshot! do you guys prefer reading one over the other? i lowkey think a miraculous au with the superheros would be SO COOL

masterlist

living in the same apartment building means it's super easy to have SLEEPOVERS!!

Butters usually joins you, but he said he was feeling under the weather today :(

just dance is a MUST

Kyle and Kenny get really into it

Stan definitely is the type just to move his arm

"why are you guys doing the legs too, it only tracks the remote"

"it tracks you SPIRIT too Stan that's why you're fucking losing"

"you're literally in last place Kenny"

the night always ends with a funny or scary movie

but tonight when you're setting up, a notification interrupts you

Four phone's simultaneously erupt in the iconic bird tweet, screens around the room lighting up with the same words:

ALERT: Villain activity has been spotted in the park! Unknown plants with spiked teeth have sprouted from the ground and have begun eating local teens.

I went to grab my phone, squinting to see the words from the bright screen in the dark room.

"Dude, what the fuck-"

"I HAVE TO GO WATER MY PLANTS!" Kenny suddenly shouted, running out the door before any of us had a chance to react.

I turned to look at Kyle but he'd already gotten up from the couch and was lacing up his shoes.

He looked up and met my gaze, giving an apologetic smile before standing, "Sorry, yn, I just remembered I've got a paper due tomorrow and I've got to finish a few paragraphs still." He explained, rushing out the door in a similar style to Kenny.

But Kyle finishes his papers a week before theyre due. why would he still need to write a few paragraphs?

"Do you know what's up with them?" I asked, turning to the kitchen where Stan was making popcorn. Well, was as in past tense. By the time I turned to the kitchen, Stan was gone with a bowl of popcorn sitting on the counter.

Hearing the doorknob turn, I whipped my head around to see Stan halfway out the door.

He paused with one foot out when he noticed my eyes on him.

"uh…" he trailed off, searching for the words for his reason, "We'll do this tomorrow! bye yn!" and with that, Stan Marsh shut the door and I was sitting alone in my apartment.

What the fuck just happened?

Without anything else to do, I decided to put on my shoes as well and investigate what was happening in the park. I had a youtube channel to run, after all. And who knows, maybe I'll get some good superhero shots tonight!

Halfway to the park, my wish comes true. Through the sky, a blur of color speeds through the air.

That’s got to be Human Kite!

I pull out my phone and aim it towards the sky, zooming in on his face as he looks down. Through the screen, I can see his eyes widen as his mouth moves in words I can’t hear. Suddenly, he’s nose diving towards the ground. I worry he’s going to crash but he pulled up at the last second and lands on his feet.

"You really shouldn't be in this area, we don't know how far the plant problem has spread." He holds up a hand to block your camera as he speaks to you. Human Kite always was more camera shy than the others. It was rare that you got a good shot of him during your on-site reporting.

God damnit, Kite, I’m trying to speak for the people here!

"That's exactly why I need to be here! how else are the people of south park going to know the true events!" You refute, moving the camera above his hand to refocus my frame.

Down the street, a plant burst through the concrete, purple and green spotted head screaming at an ear piercing volume. The head lunged at a teen trying to escape on their bike, cutting off their cries of terror with a single chomp.

“See that! That’s the type of truth the people of South Park need to see!” I exclaimed, leaning to the right to zoom in on the plant happily crunching on the teen as muffled cries of “oh god!” and “Why, Jesus! WHY!” echoed down the street.

Human Kite stepped to the right, blocking my frame, “I’m serious, this area is extremely dangerous. You need to get as far away as-” The jaws of a mutant plant closed around him before the sentence could finish. I scrambled away from the plant, clutching my phone close to my heart in case it attempted to beat out of my chest.

“NO!” A shout sounded from behind me. I spun with my camera to catch Toolshed rushing down the street with a weed wacker in hand.

“KY- I MEAN KITE, HUMAN KITE!” He stuttered, likely due to the stress of watching your partner in crime fighting be eaten by a giant piranha plant. It was at this point he noticed you standing there, camera still held up to catch his expression shift.

“Uh- Civilian! You need to get back!” He said, holding out an arm between me and the plant to push me back. I lifted my arms to keep my shot clear.

“No, no, it’s alright! I’m just here to film this for the town! I’ll just be back here, this camera has a great zoom.” I flashed the snazzy camera setup in his direction before refocusing on the plant that ate Kite.

Toolshed opened his mouth to protest but before he could, Professor Chaos emerged from behind the plant, maniacally cackling with arms outstretched as if to bask in his own villainous glory.

Wow, this is a great shot. The people are going to love this.

I focused my camera on the villain as he began to speak.

“That’s right! I’ve captured the Human Kite within my carnivorous plants! And soon you will all be-” Chaos stopped his monologue as our eyes met. The devious smile shifted to a wide grin as he waved a tinfoil wrapped hand, “oh hey yn!”

I gave a quick wave back, “Hey Chaos!”

“Chaos? Oh yeah, CHAOS!” Professor Chaos snapped back into action, strutting around the plant which held the Human Kite as if it were the prize pig at the fair.

“This is some of my best work yet! Months of experimenting have allowed me to develop the perfect containment for you stupid heroes! And soon, you’ll all be nothing but plant food!”

A flash of darkness crossed my vision to my left.

“You’ll never get away with this, Chaos.” Mysterion crouched atop a boulder, deep voice reverberating through the air.

Holy shit it’s Mysterion! The viewers are going to love this!

The statement only made Professor Chaos laugh, “Never get away with this? But I already have! Half of the town is being digested in my plants of chaos and the other half is soon to follow!”

God damn, this is good. I can’t wait to tell the guys about this!

After professor chaos is defeated (like always), Mysterion leads to back to your apartment, chastising you for getting in the middle of another hero/villain altercation

At this point, you know the whole script he goes through about how “it’s really not safe” and “you can’t just run into a fight between superhumans”

And you nod and say you’ll never do it again

But you totally will

The next day, you tell the guys all about it

But they all seem super tired for some reason

You asked Kyle what paper he had to write so suddenly and he responded that he wrote a philosophy paper’s due date wrong in his phone and only noticed when the Call Girl notification went out

Seems a little sketchy but okay

At the end of the day, they’re your friends and you love them

You all make plans to redo your sleepover that weekend! And Butters is able to come this time since he’s feeling better!

#south park #corporatefrog #south park headcanons #south park x reader #south park imagines #butters stotch #kenny mccormick #kyle broflovski #stan marsh

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liv45no · 1 year

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*on a nature hike*

Mike: it’s beautiful out here

Bill: and quiet

Eddie: too quiet

Beverly: did we lose someone?

*cut to Richie trying to befriend a bear*

#u can imagine the rest #itmovie #richie tozier #eddie kaspbrak #stan uris #beverly marsh #bill denbrough #ben hanscom #mike hanlon #reddie #incorrect it quotes #incorrect quotes #it 2017 #it 2019 #source: tumblr

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pcstan · 11 months

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Marsh family face headcanons and inhereted traits <3

#The much awaited part 2 to the mccormicks face headcanons!!!#my art #fan art #south park #art #fanart #shelly marsh #sp shelly #stan marsh #sp stan #randy marsh #sp randy #sharon marsh #sp sharon #Albanian family check!!!!!!#Idk they're albanian in my heart randy looks like any albanian man you #Also I'm being SO brave by saying Shelly is the one that looks like randy and not Stan #Stan is so Sharon looking he's like if Sharon was a little gay boy #People who say Stan wouldn't smoke weed cuz of randy make me think Stan stans want Stan to be Shelly so bad #Also God those terrifying blue eyes I cant imagine Tolkien having to wake up next to those limpid blue orbes starring straight into his soul #marsh family #Also he chipped his tooth falling from a skateboard #It wasn't his skateboard he just wanted to look cool and he fell on his face immediately #Shelly wanted a nose job as a kid cuz her nose looked so much like Randy's but she grew to love it #Shes like if randy was a smiths fan and a girl

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luujjvi · 11 months

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stop scrolling for a moment and appreciate this big ol fosh

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beverlymarsh33 · 6 months

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The scene where all the kids beat the absolute shit out of Pennywise at the end of It chptr 1 was genuinely so funny. Like, they weren’t even scared anymore, they were just PISSED.

#Ngl if I was pennywise I’d be TERRIFIED #Imagine 7 13 yr olds running at you with fucking bats #Scariest shit ever #it 2017 #it #richie tozier #eddie kaspbrak #bill denbrough #stan uris #ben hanscom #mike hanlon #beverly marsh #the loser’s club

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justanotherloser-butinagayway · 1 year

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stan, at the police station: i’m here for richie, bill, and bev.

the officer: surenames?

stan:

stan: ah, you must be new...

#stanley uris #i love that trio #they cause such chaos its amazing #and eddie joins in sometimes #richie tozier #beverly marsh #bill denbrough #stozier #stenbrough #polylosers #just cause thats how i imagined this #stan swinging by the jail to pick up his partners

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potatobugz · 1 year

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south park but they are like teen agers (warning: scarey warning: frightening)

#south park #sp #pip pirrup #butters stotch #tweek tweak #craig tucker #kyle broflovski #stan marsh #UMUM STAN AND KYLE DESIGNSWERE INSPIRED BY.... GOOD FRIEND TRICKYCHARM #i forgot the draw stand. stubble. i guess ?#shaved.#gives every boy long hair for transgender reasons #really really like the 'kenny having two braids in pigtails' idea its very important. to me #also TEENAGE TWEEK WOULD NE THE MOST SPITEFUL EDGY. ANGSTY TEEN IMAGINABLE #tweek would ahve soso much resentment for his parents guys u dont even understand #tweek vs damien in a who hates their parents the most contest #spoiler alert tweek wins #cuz at least damiens dad doesnt suck #local 16-17 year old tries to dye his own hair in an act of teenage rebellion; instantly regrets it!#so craig isnt doin anything sinister in the third picture hes just like holding the door. idk why i needed to maket hat clear but wanted 2 #SHIT I FORGOT TO TAG CHARACTERS #potatart

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princessconsuela120 · 5 months

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Since it's spooky season, could you do an aged up ff about you convincing stan's friend group to go trick or treating with you?

PRINCESSCONSUELA'S FALLFEST EVENT🍂🧣🎃🍃

🧣 - Cozy Up: Send in any fluff requests from the prompt list that should be posted shortly. I will write a short blurb for any prompt.

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Summary: it’s Halloween, so you convince the boys to go trick or treating…even though you’re all on high school now.

Warnings: cursing, South Park…all warnings that come with that.

Authors Note: I’m so sorry this took so long, but I adored this idea!!! More Fallfest docs coming out tonight!!! Enjoy!

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IT WAS AN EXCEPTIONALLY WARM DAY FOR FALL IN SOUTH PARK. Like Cartman liked to say, the only two seasons in South Park were Winter and July, but today was different. It was warm, WARM! In South Park! You couldn’t just let that pass up.

“Come on guys, please! Look at the sun, it’s shining! Have you ever seen the sun before?” You rambled, practically running circles around the boys as they walked to class. You and been friends with them since the 4th grade, and now being Juniors in high school, it was safe to say you were very close.

“Yes I’ve seen the damn sun before y/n.” Cartman snarked, choosing to miss the point of what you were saying. You rolled your eyes, shoving him lightly as the other boys chuckled.

“We could be scooby doo, or, what about..”

“I swear to god, if you suggest crayons again I’m going to scream.” Kyle said, making you groan, shaking him lightly with impatience.

“Oh come on you guys.”

“I don’t know y/n it’s just, we’re in high school now. Isn’t there like, a legal age limit for trick or treating.” Stan said, making Cartman scoff, nudging you back.

“Yeah, it ends at 8 years old.” He teased, making you roll my eyes yet again.

“I’m sure Kenny wasn’t to go, don’t you?”

“Anything for free candy.” Kenny said, the two of you high diving as Cartman rolled his eyes in defeat.

“Yeah you know what, I can be a kid for the night for some free candy.”

“You don’t need anymore candy fatass.” Kyle teased, Cartman turning to look at him angrily.

“Aye!” He shouted, as you and Kyle laugh to each other.

“I guess I’ll go. Got nothing better to do anyways.” Stan says, shrugging as you jump up and down with excitement. You turn to Kyle, rubbing your shoulder happily against his as you smiled.

“Yay! So Kyle, what’s it gonna be?” You teased, making him sigh.

“Fine.” He pointed a finger at you. “But I’m not being a damn crayon.” You nodded in agreement before jumping and squealing happily.

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SOMEHOW YOU HAD MANAGED TO CONVINCE THE BOYS TO BE THE GHOST BUSTERS. You had found a bucket of green paint in Stan’s farm-from good knows what- and paint Cartman head to toe in green paint. You sewed together some makeshift green outfit for him to wear and deemed him the ghost to your quartet. You can only imagine how happy that made Cartman.

“Why did I have to be the ghost?” He whined, stomping behind the four of you as you came up to your first door.

“Because your fat.” Kyle said, not missing a beat.

“Aye!”

“What he meant to say, was that you just shine, like a ghost would shine.” You say, as Cartman scoffed and rolled his eyes.

“Oh cut the crap y/n.”

“Trick or treat!” You all shouted, bright smiles on all your faces as the two adults at the door greeted you with excitement.

“Oh honey look, it’s the ghost busters!” The one woman said, nudging her husband as she pointed out Cartman.

“Yeah, and Bruce vilange.” Her husband cheered, making Cartman fume.

“God damnit I’m not Bruce villange! I’m a ghost!”

“Oh, of course you are honey.” The woman said nicely, making cartman scoff, grabbing the serving bowl from the lady and dumping half of it into his pillow case, causing you and the other boys to laugh.

“Just gimme the damn candy.” He grumbled, making you lean onto Stan as you laughed even harder. “I hate you guys.”

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“YOU GIVE ME YOUR ALMOND JOYS AND I'LL GIVE YOU MY PRETZELS.” Cartman bargained, making you frown as you held the blue wrapped candy up to you chest protectively. The five of you were now sitting in Stan’s living room, the contents of your pillow cases spilled out infront of you as you made trades for candy. Most of the time, when you were younger atleast, all the bags of chips and pretzels and drinks that you all got, you would all donate to Kenny, so he could take something home for his family. And besides that, he got to bring home the candy no one else would eat. Now Cartman on the other hand, would always try to go to bed Halloween night with even more candy than he had walking in the house. You of course, wouldn’t let this happen.

“But I want my almond joys.” You mumbled, a pour on your face as Cartman sighed, waving the bag of pumpkin shaped pretzels in the air.

“Well, don’t you want some pretzels?”

“Sure, here. I’ll give you my almond joys.” You handed him a few candy bars as he clapped excitedly.

“One bag of pretzels is equal to four.” Cartman corrected, making you roll your eyes.

“Right okay, well pretend that makes sense. Now, you give me your pretzels.”

“Ooo, ghost and pumpkin shaped, how spooky. Now, you give me back two almond joys.”

“Okay.”

“And I give you back your pretzels.”

“Okay.”

“Now you give me three more almond joys.”

“But there’s only two in my hands.” Cartman pouted, as you shook you head at him, gesturing to his pillow case.

“Then take it out of your bag.”

“Good idea.” He said, quickly digging for almond joys in his bag.

“Okay, and now you give me your pretzels.”

“Perfect. Aye!” Cartman yelled, watching angrily as you proudly stuffed both the new almond joys and spooky pretzels into you bag.

“No more candy trades boys, I’m all out.” You teased, dusting off your hands as Kyle Stan and Kenny all applauded you with amusement.

“That was amazing.” Stan muttered, making you chuckle as Cartman pouted in the corner, almost just like when you were kids. It was wonderful to be kids again on Halloween. Something the boys had missed. And even if they wouldn’t admit it, in fear of bruising their pride, they were happy you convinced them to go.

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kwnnys · 1 year

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— main 4 fasting for the first time!

hcs : g/n reader a/n : for my muslim brothers nd sisters 🙏🙏 reader is muslim and asks the boys to try fasting w them for ramadan :D

— stan marsh

quite intrigued when you first bring it up, also pretty hesitant to try it

"wait so like- no food or water? for a whole day? are you sure I wont die..."

but with a little bit convincing, stan will eventually agree!

he starts off strong and confident 💪 bragging to the group and telling them all about fasting

but that confidence slowly dies as the hours pass... and poor boy gets so tired

he knows you said that while fasting that you should be as productive as possible, but hes just so tired and drowsy he cant help it 😭

he tries to play basketball with his friends, or even doing his homework. but he just can't focus on anything

he ends up sleeping the rest of the day till iftar

he apologizes and feels so bad 😓, but you tell him its fine since its his first time

I dont' think he'd do it again the next day or anytime soon, but maybe give it a few years and he might be able to fast all 30 days :D

— kyle broflovski

like stan also very intrigued and curious

he'll ask you alot of questions and take a few notes, before ultimately agreeing

hes a little nervous at first, but you manage to ease him with some words of affirmation!

tries to just distract himself for the whole day. studying, chores, video games, etc.

he doesn't make a big deal about it, but is definitely suffering on the inside

tbh the hardest part for him isn't the actual fasting, but not being able to swear or be mad (especially considering kyle has a short temper) 💀

cartman definitley takes advantage of this and calls him every name in the book. also purposely eats infront of him.

"hey stupid jew. look what I've got, a chocolate cake. you want some? oh wait, YOU CANT!" "...I swear to god cartman."

almost broke his fast cause of him. 😭

but anyways, he manages to successfully finish his fast!

he would do it again, maybe in a few days if you asked.

— eric cartman

when you first tell him about fasting and ramadan, he'll literally be SO flabberghasted.

"wait wait wait, so you're telling me you can't EAT or even drink WATER for 30 days? you trying to get me killed or something?"

it'll take alot of convincing to get him to fast with you

alooot of convincing.

but when he eventually agrees, he will be SO dramatic about it and overexaggerates everything

"oh my god, I think Im dying. tell kyel.. I hope he gets cancer.."

refuses to go to school or even get out his room

liane gets very concerned about him, and'll constantly ask you if he'll be okay and won't die

you assure her that its completely fine, especially considering he ate almost half the fridge during suhoor.

he talks to his stuffed animals to try and cope.

tried to secretly eat a piece of candy while you weren't looking 💀you'll have to keep a close eye on him if you want him to actually finish his fast.

he'll definitely hold a grudge against you the whole day and refuse to talk to you.

but don't worry, you make it up to him by taking him to kfc for iftar 😋

bro literally ordered half the menu and gobbled everything up in a matter of minutes.

safe to say he won't be fasting again anytime soon. or ever again,

— kenny mccormick

the only one in the group who manages to fast with little to no problem

kenny doesn't usually eat much food anyway, so hes all down

the hardest part for him is not being able to have 'dirty' thoughts or look at porno magazines 💀

the guys probably don't even notice that kennys fasting since they know kenny usually eat till you or he brings it up

cartman also takes advantage of this and tries to get him to break his fast with money. (which fails cause you're there to shut him off)

doesn't really have a change in his routine or life, he just does what he normally does

you're surprised by how easy hes taking it tbh

when its time for iftar, you decide to invite him over your house to eat :D

hes shocked at all the food you had prepared by you and your parents, and extremely grateful too

that day he had the biggest meal for the first time in probably a few years 😭

definitely took home some leftovers after for his family.

overall he'd definitely wouldn't mind doing it again! especially if it means being able to go to your house to eat again.

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f4er1e-g1rl · 6 months

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am i or am i not maybe sorta gonna drop a patrick hockstetter x goth!reader?🤭

#fanfic #patrick hockstetter #patrick hocksetter x reader #patrick hocksetter imagine #it 2017 #henry bowers #bowers gang #victor criss #belch huggins #richie tozier #eddie kaspbrak #beverly marsh #bill denbrough #stan uris #ben hanscom #mike hanlon #smut #80s #90s

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princesskennyaf · 2 months

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I love fics where Kyle and Craig are dating, but they're hiding it from Stan bc he hates Craig.

Like that premise is just so so so good to me.

#south park #cryle #sp cryle #craig tucker #kyle broflovski #stan marsh #ive only found a few like that #but the amount that ive imagined while staring off in the distance is infinite

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he4rts4alexis · 9 months

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Plane

Pairing: South Park x Fem reader

Warnings: profanity and smut

I was on my way to Greece on the plane, I was wearing airpods when a guy catches my eye. He stares at me with no shame. Licking his lips, seeming a bit turned on. I blush, looking away. But The Weeknd songs in my ears. Don't make it less resistible. I look at him again still seeing him looking at me. I grab my lipgloss, if he's looking at me like that. I can tease him a little. I grab my mini mirror looking at it while I apply my lipgloss. Plumping my lips together. He puts his under arm on his growing dick. Holding it down. While he doesn't break Eyecontact. I bring my thumb up to my lip wiping the excess off. While giving him the fuck me eyes. Because fuck me. He's hot. His tattoo's flexing as his arms are still at his dick.

He spreads his legs further adjusting in his plane seat. He pats his lap. Looking at me. I close my thighs together, not thinking he would notice. But his eyes move to my thighs clenching together. He smirks. He stands up and walks to the toilet, rolling his bottom lipbetween his teeth. Ohhh shittt, Im turned on I stand up. Walking to the toilet too. He pushes me inside and he locks the door. I look at him innocent like I didn't know why I followed him. "You were so teasing me huh?" Ohh nooo I was not. I bite my lip. His finger lifts to my lip pulling it from between my teeth. He lifts my jaw. His lips connecting to my neck. Biting and sucking my neck, moving to my collarbone. I moan, ohhh "you like that huh?" His breathing is heavy and his voice is low. Fucking sexy. He lifts my shirt, kissing my stomach, till the waistband of my panties.

He puts my skirt up, and my panties down, dropping to his knees. He stands at the same height as my core, looking at it, like it's his favorite meal. He licks my slit up and down, making me gasp. He dips his tongue inside of me, feeling me dripping from his tongue. I was fucking wet. "Your so wet for me little slut" he moves his fingers and brings to inside. I am not a slu- I moan. You are, my slut. Only mine. He moves his fingers in and out of me, while his tongue circled my clit over and over. Holy hell i am going to come already. He gets his tongue of me and he looks at me while his fingers ruin my pussy. "Good girl" he smirks. Ohhh he enjoys this seeing me begging for his tongue.

Because I sighed when he left my clit. His fingers move faster as I feel the orgasmbuilding. I trace the orgasm with my hips bulking them towards his fingers needing them so bad. Ohhh fuck. His tongue licks my clit again. He's holding me still at my thighs, his fingers leaving prints on them. From his grip. I come with a loud moan. But his hand is on my mouth keeping me shut. "Shhhh, nobody needs to hear your pretty sounds" he unbelts his pants and drops them. His fucking hard cock, face to face with me. He slides his boxer off.

His dick standing up straight the tip almost touching my nose. I lick his length, causing him to groan. I take his tip into my mouth trusting it deep into my throat. Feeling his veins at the walls of my mouth. "Fuckkkk" he moans. I grab the back of his thighs trusting him deeper. Trying to get him the much pleasure possible. I spit on his tip swirling my tongue around it. Then suck his whole length. He janks his dick out of my mouth, pushing my chest back till that I'm laying on the sink. He spreads my thighs. Letting his cock tease my entrance, his tip sliding a bit inside me. "Fucking hell" he wispers. He grabs my hips, sliding his dick further into me.

With a groan he starts to move in and out, soft slow strokes. He does not get his eyes of my pussy taking his dick whole. "You look so good taking my cock like this" he bends forward sucking my nipple. While one handis under my ass holding me up as his strokes are getting faster. My hands move to his back my nails grabbing the skin. Because of the pleasure he gives me. His tattoo covered hand is wrapping around my throat. His jaw clenched. When he starts to move faster and deeper. He hits my g spot over and over. What makes me arch my back. Oh my

He turns around with my still in his arms, as my back hits the wall. I close my legs around him wanting him to be even closer. He grabs my ass with to hands. And looks me in my eyes fucking the shit out of me. I feel sweat everywhere but I don't care because it feels so good. He grabs my shoulders trusting into me even deeper, I move my hand to my clit stimulating it, my legs shake and I don't know how much pleasure I can take. I feel the second orgasm build as my legs shake faster and I let my head fall back. Oh shiiit. He moves faster. Destroying my tight pussy. The sound of my wetness and his precum makes me turned on even more. My tits bouncing at each trust. He's fucking me mercyless. "Fuck Im going to-" he wimpers throwing his head back as he fucks me harder. He comes inside me feeling me up, "yes good. Take it all like the good girl you are huh"

We get off the plane and never see each other again

Craig T, Stan M, Kyle B, Kenny M, Eric C, Clyde D, Tweek T, Tolkien B and Butters S

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