Avalon, entering the room: *Sees Evergray and leaves*
Evergray, watching Avalon leave: There’s my monthly dose of Avalon…
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maya: i am very small and i have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that i am under
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Jessica: How did hanging out with Justin go?
Katja: I want to throw him in the ocean.
Jessica: Well, you can’t do that.
Katja: I know. He can swim, so there’s no point to it.
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Lisa: People who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don't give a heck about anybody.
Anne: Look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that's between you and god.
Alex:
Alex: How do you set your phone to Dungeons and Dragons?
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I’d like to thank Jamie Olivetree for curing my misogyny. I used to believe women belong in the kitchen, but now I’m not so sure.
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Yellow King: If you never admit you’re wrong, you’re never wrong.
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Jay/Jessica: *insults Phoenix*
Phoenix, unphased: You wanna fuck me so bad i makes you look stupid.
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Katja: I’m not homophobic. I’m an ally.
Anne: Congratulations...?
Lisa: Thank you for your service?
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Fripp: I’m telling you, my team is competent.
Lisa, rushing in: Fripp! Alex tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!
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Alex: How is the most beautiful person in the world?
Maya: *blushing* I—
Anne, butting into the conversation: I'm perfectly fine, thanks for asking.
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hc that justin likes jazz and plays a brass instrument
justin to a bee: ya like jazz?
mr kembell: *rolls up the window to squish it*
justin: NOOOOO--
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Willow: What do I say to Linda? I'm not used to flirting...
Alex: Just say anything really, you got this.
[Willow nervously walking up to Linda]
Willow: Your face helps me not think about my dead horse.
Linda:
Alex: *facepalms*
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Amity: There’s literally no reason to be scared of me. What’s that human saying, Luz? I don’t bite?
Luz: Yeah!
Hunter: ...Yeahhhh, but you stab people.
Amity: ...But I don’t bite? What are you afraid of? A sharp metal stick?
Hunter: Being impaled.
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Koga: Eden and I are friends now, we even finish each other's—
Eden: Sandwiches.
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Rusty: Ydris, someone can die.
Ydris: But they will die of fun, my sweet!
Rusty:
Rusty: Ydris, no.
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