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Incorrect SSO quotes
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Darko: Chat, how do we feel about this?
Katja: Darko, stop calling us that.
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MC: It is what it is. As the french say, soo la voo, or whatever.
Ydris: saoulez-vous? (get drunk?)
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Ydris: Mais avec grand plaisir!!! ça il faut pas me le dire deux fois, tu ne sais pas quelle année j'ai passé- (oh but gladly!!! no need to tell me twice, you have no idea what kind of year i've had-)
#source: elolechan on tiktok#sso#star stable#starstable#starstable online#star stable online#starstableonline#main character#ydris
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Jessica: How did hanging out with Justin go?
Katja: I want to throw him in the ocean.
Jessica: Well, you can’t do that.
Katja: I know. He can swim, so there’s no point to it.
#source: solsidan#sso#star stable#starstable#starstable online#star stable online#starstableonline#jessica#katja#justin moorland#get it. cause eventually they do throw him in the. yeah#incorrect quotes with DC are always fun
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[at Evergray's funeral]
Avalon: *places his hand on the headstone and sobs*
Avalon: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed.
#(this is NOT a story spoiler)#sso#star stable#starstable#starstable online#star stable online#starstableonline#evergray#avalon
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Anne, writing in her diary with a pink glitter pen: I am losing my sense of humanity.
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Xin: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.
Ydris, cracking his knuckles: Manslaughter it is.
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Linda: You know archaic Latin?
Jessica: I got bored with classical Latin.
Linda: You know normal Latin?
Jessica: Yeah, someone from my knitting club taught me.
Linda: YOU HAVE A KNITTING CLUB?
Jessica: You don't know everything about me, soul rider. Now do you want a sweater or perhaps a scarf?
#sso#star stable#starstable#starstable online#star stable online#starstableonline#linda chanda#Jessica#enemies to lovers 100k with the academic rivals tag
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#sso#ssoblr#star stable#star stable online#starstable#starstable online#anne von blyssen#alex cloudmill
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Anne: Complex PTSD? I find it quite simple.
Lisa: Chef’s kiss? Do they really?
Alex: Based? Based on what?
Linda: The bird flu? Yeah, they tend to do that.
#sso#star stable#starstable#starstable online#star stable online#starstableonline#anne von blyssen#lisa peterson#alex cloudmill#linda chanda
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Katja: “Why’s he making that funny noise?”Sabine: “He’s English Katja, that’s the way they talk.”
#sso#ssoblr#star stable#starstable#star stable online#starstable online#starstableonline#katja#sabine#thanks for the submission!
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“If anyone is feeling anxious, worried or maybe you just want a chat, please, please do not come crying to me.” - Ms Drake to any GED staff
#sso#star stable#starstable#star stable online#starstable online#starstableonline#ms drake#thanks for the submission!
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Ydris texting MC: Saw a snail today... Effervescent.
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#dhjskdhjkds#sso#star stable#starstable#starstable online#star stable online#starstableonline#ydris#thank you for the submission!
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MC: Fine, maybe I don’t get the… recommended amount of sleep. But! Can other people do this?
MC: *stands and immediately smacks onto the floor*
#sso#starstable online#star stable#starstable#starstableonline#star stable online#main character#thank you for the submission!
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Sabine: Whenever Katja gets mad at me, I tighten all the lids on our jars so she has to ask me for help.
[sounds of glass shattering in the background]
Sabine: It hasn’t worked yet, but it will.
#sso#starstable online#star stable#starstable#starstableonline#star stable online#thanks for the submission!#sabine#katja
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"she let me hit because of my disagreeable past and gruesome aura" -galloper thompson, probably
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#ABSOLUTELY#sso#star stable#starstable#starstable online#star stable online#starstableonline#galloper thompson
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Lisa: Maybe we should back the f-
Anne: Mama didn't raise no fucking bitch, we keep going
Lisa: No no no, Mama raised a bitch, let's go
Alex: Mama didn't raise nobody, actually. My mum was absent.
Lisa: Omigod-
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#sso#ssoblr#starstable online#star stable online#starstable#star stable#starstableonline#lisa peterson#anne von blyssen#alex cloudmill#asdfghjk i love the tiktoker this comes from
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Ydris, walking up after the Devil’s Gap Quests: For someone who runs a circus, I have never seen this many clowns in one place.
#submission#sso#ssoblr#starstable online#star stable online#starstable#star stable#starstableonline#ydris#ASWDHJKSA#thank you for the submission!
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