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shuffle your favorite playlist and post the first five songs that come up. then copy/paste this ask to your favorite mutuals <3
aww <3 love you /platonic
1. Jack Off Jill — “Poor Impulse Control”
2. “Weird Al” Yankovic — “Germs”
3. Vane Lily (ft. Gumi Vocaloid) — “Paparazzi Murder Party”
4. Panic! At The Disco — “I Constantly Thank God for Estaban”
5. Beck — “Lost Cause”
this is an odd mixture of songs lolz
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LadyAJ’s 2023 Fics
This year I wrote 16 new stories (and one new chapter on an old one!) across five fandoms - One Direction, Endeavour, Kingsman, The Eagle and new-to-me Ted Lasso. Details below, I hope you’ll check some out - I like to think there’s a bit of something for everyone.
One Direction
Bloom - T, 28k, Louis/Liam
Do you like historical AUs? Do you like awesome art by @whatagreatproblemtohave? Then you’ll like this, written for the One Direction Big Bang.
In early 1970s Oxford, Detective Sergeant Louis Tomlinson has to deal with the dual pressures of a case that hits too close to home, and the arrival of new colleague Liam Payne. Payne is both the bane of his existence and, uh... dangerous. Very dangerous. His eyes, that is. His lips. The way he stands.
A story of rain and cobblestones, cigarettes, and repression. And the sunshine after the storm.
In Shining Armour of Trackie and Trainers - T, 9k, Louis/Harry
Because who wouldn’t love white knight Louis coming to their rescue?
Online dating isn't exactly working for Harry. In fact, it couldn't really be going much worse. But then the door of the bar opens, and the pack of friends walking in parts and - that’s Louis Tomlinson.
Louis fucking Tomlinson.
Pageant Material - G, 6k, Louis/Zayn
Watch me throw Miss Congeniality and Kacey Musgraves together, shake it up, and give it a Zouis twist. Written for the Zouis fest.
Louis flicks a nearby switch, lighting the bulbs around his mirror in a soft glow. The buttery yellow catches on the edges of his cheekbones, sharpening the dip. He looks more grown up this year. Some of his baby fat has melted away, and he sucks in his cheeks to see what he might look like by twenty five if this pattern continues. Then he crosses his eyes and sticks out his tongue.
Or, the Zouis teen beauty pageant AU.
The Way to My Heart - T, 6k, Louis/Harry
Fluffy, funny AU Larry with lots of Nouis friendship on the side. Written for the a/b/o fest.
Louis' having a bit of a dry spell, until he bumps into an attractive alpha in the supermarket and leaves with his number. It was a hard bump. Very... muscular.
The only problem is, said alpha asks Louis to cook for him - which is not exactly his skill set.
Feeling Feline - T, 4k, Louis/Niall
Nouis, my beloved, with shelter-worker!Niall and magical cat transformations. Written for the Louis rare pair fest.
“I’m telling you,” drifts through the cracked door, and Louis’ ears prick, twitching with interest. “There’s something wrong with that cat.”
“Have you talked to Liam?” asks another voice, worried. Louis thinks it’s the tall one with curly hair. Taller one. They’re all tall when you’re ten inches high.
“Not medically wrong,” the blond one says. “But I swear, and I know this sounds nuts, but I don’t think he’s a cat?”
Fine Line - G, 1k, Louis/Nick Grimshaw
It’s present day, it’s canon compliant, it’s just long enough to read while waiting for the bus assuming it’s not got stuck in traffic.
Telling his family was always going to be a big deal, but doing it alone was a sacrifice he could make.
He never thought they’d fall about laughing.
In The Dark - T, 666, Gen
Choose your own character in this spooky snippet written for the trick or treat fest.
It’s the dreams.
He’d be fine without the dreams… suggesting things. If he could face all this - whatever this is - with a clear, rested mind.
Bound - G, 619, Liam/Zayn
Vampire AU? Check.
Months should pass like hours for a vampire, but to Zayn they’ve felt endless. Now, finally, it has come. The day he takes his consort.
Endeavour
Tread Carefully into my Life - T, 29k, WIP, Morse/Jakes
See? I told you it’s not abandoned. Maybe 2024 is the year I finally finish this canon rewrite where Jakes stayed - in the meantime, enjoy nearly thirty thousand words of their on/off up/down shenanigans!
He can't help the way his eyes drift across the room, to Morse in his shirtsleeves, arms crossed across his body. It’s a defensive posture, which is no surprise, but otherwise he looks collected. Calm. Like facing down man eating beasts is all part of the job, and despite the evidence of today, it most certainly is not part of the job.
Tigers. For the love of God, give him an axe murderer any day.
Stepping Out - G, 9k, Morse/Jakes/Joan
Established polyamory with the Oxford disaster trio. Jakes didn’t leave.
“You know what I haven't done in ages?” Joan asks, punctuating her question by flinging her legs up and leaning dramatically backwards against the sofa arm. Peter almost spills his tea. “Gone dancing. We should go.”
Kindred - G, 2k, Gen
Ohhh series nine. Pre-slash Morse/Sam if you really squint.
Sam Thursday, Morse, and the power of orange juice.
Offcuts - G, 2k, Morse/Jakes/Joan
With this final instalment, the series is complete. As a whole it's almost 32k, so if you like Endeavour and polyamorous relationships, set aside a Saturday and dive in.
Snapshot scenes of life with the trio.
Adding it Up - G, 887, Morse/Jakes
Let’s return to series three, because Jakes.
Fred’s been a copper for a long time. It’s in his bones at this point, a habit so engrained he can’t turn it off. Like Morse with his beer and Jakes with his cigarettes, Fred’s addiction is piecing things together. Even when he’d rather not.
Ted Lasso
Would You Rather - G, 1k - Colin & Jamie, Roy/Jamie
It had to happen! Diving into a new fandom is always a pleasure.
"I’m talking about percentages. Like, yeah, you’re gay. So maybe you’re at like, eighty, ninety per cent. But if I say who’d you rather fuck out of Ms Welton, Keeley and Maisie from the canteen, you know what you’d say, right?”
Colin is beginning to think Jamie doesn’t know what gay is. "Erm, no."
Squeegee - M, 525 - Roy/Jamie
Short and snappy ;)
Jamie’s beautifully vocal in bed, but long, pitchy squeaking is new.
Kingsman
The Honeypots - T, 5k - Eggsy/Harry
Partial AU with undercover, honeypot spy shenanigans and obliviousness? I wrote it for a reason. I mean, it’s right up my street.
Eggsy is MI6. Harry is Kingsman. They have each been tasked to seduce a suspected rival intelligence agent.
The intelligence part may be overselling it.
The Eagle of the Ninth
Winter Sunlight - G, 1k, Marcus/Esca
I think writing a fluffy, happy gay farmers fic is actually a requirement of this fandom. Here’s my offering.
“How is it,” a familiar voice mutters drowsily, muffled by the drape of skins and fur, “that after all these years, you still can’t manage a proper lie in?”
#my year in review#my fic posts#endeavour fanfic#one direction fanfic#1D#kingsman fanfic#ted lasso fanfic#eagle of the ninth fanfic#aj writes fanfic
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The Signs As Asshole Pokemon Strategies
Virgo: Funbro. And they have the time, patience, energy, and sadism to make sure Fun is had.
Sagittarius: Double Team! Double Team again! Double Team again! And once more for the road!
Capricorn: Every entry hazard comes up. Level 1 Prankster Riolu using Copycat to call up Roar. And rinse. And repeat.
Leo: In the immortal words of the Pokemon Stadium 2 announcer, "Look at that Swagger! Oh, its confusion made it tougher!"
Libra: The ol' Name-the-Arceus Flying-"Arceus Steel"-To-Draw-Earthquake trick
Gemini: Full fucking Baton Pass chain ending in a Simple Bibarel. That's right. Ain't nothing banned around here. Have fun eating log, asswipe.
Taurus: Their Octillery is Moody, mad as hell, and would you look at that, they somehow messed with the game to make it Level 666. Spooky stuff!
Cancer: Dragapult
Aquarius: Do you like being poisoned? Probably not, right? Well, too bad - they've got Toxic Spikes, Leech Seed, Snowstorm, Sandstorm, Storm Drain, Strom Thurmond, the works, you name it. Watch your HP slowly slough off and regret every decision you've made in your life, such as strategical Pokemon battling.
Pisces: Indefinitely forbidden from owning, breeding, raising, or training Pokemon since The Incident several months ago.
Aries: One-hit knockout, baby. Sheer Cold, Fissure, Horn Drill, Guillotine, a large gun that shoots real bullets, you name it, they have it.
Scorpio: Six of every mythical Pokemon. Claims they weren't hacked and they're legit. Uh-huh. Sure. And to be clear, you're totally not jealous. Totally.
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As the year is coming to an end very soon, I thought I’d put together a little masterpost of all of the fics and drabbles I posted over the past year. The total comes down to 26 fics, which I will say even I am impressed by! This list is in order from most to least recent and will be under the cut because otherwise this post would get really long! ✨
📚 One for the Books (25k, M, Christmas, bookshop AU, OT5 friendship) fic post
When Harry decides to move to London a few weeks before Christmas to pursue his dream and become the new owner of a bookshop after seeing an ad online, everyone he knows tells him he must be out of his mind. As he gets acquainted with his new life and meets a handful of incredible individuals—one of which he happens to grow particularly fond of—he slowly comes to the realisation that it may just be the best decision he's ever made.
Or the one where there’s a bookshop, a cat, OT5 friendship, a budding romance, and all the festive vibes.
🏠 Two Days and I’ll Be Home (781, G, canon compliant, fluff) fic post
Harry comes home to Louis for the holidays.
🎄 Worries, Kisses and Surprises (3k, G, Christmas, established relationship, mpreg) fic post
Harry and Louis are hosting Christmas dinner with both of their families for the very first time. Harry is a little stressed out about it, but for a good reason.
🦷 So Wise (1k, G, pure fluff) fic post
Harry’s a little out of it after having his wisdom teeth removed. Louis is there to take care of him.
📖 Foreshadowing (666, NR, spooky drabble) fic post
Alone at home on a rainy Friday night, Harry reads a story that resembles his own life a bit too closely…
❣️ How Long Will I Love You (4.5k, T, 5 times fic, canon compliant) fic post
Five times Louis thinks Harry is the love of his life, and the one time he says it out loud.
💗 Rain Check? (2.6k, G, dating) fic post
After a great first date with Louis, Harry is really looking forward to going on a second date. Things go wrong a few times before they go right.
🏒 On Thin Ice (16k, E, hockey AU, hidden relationship) fic post
As the goaltender for one of the best hockey teams in the world, Harry never expected participating in his second winter Olympics would be so eventful. His hidden long-term relationship with the captain of their biggest rival team may have something to do with it.
☁️ Head in the Clouds (1k, G, pure fluff, canon compliant) fic post
Harry needs a distraction, and Louis is always a big softie for his baby.
🛞 Waiting by the Tire Swing (1.1k, G, established relationship, bittersweet) fic post
For as long as Louis can remember, there has always been a tire swing hung up in the backyard.
🐕 Puppy Love (5.1k, G, lilo, flirting) fic post
Louis is a dog trainer and Liam just got a puppy for the first time. Dogs are sometimes smarter than one might think.
👨❤️👨 Just Enough (721, G, canon compliant, fluff) fic post
Harry and Louis meet up in Venice.
🥣 With A Little Help (3.4k, G, kid fic, established relationship) fic post
With his husband Harry away for work for the week, Louis finds himself going a little bit crazy over their five year old son’s numerous, very particular quirks.
📦 Sidetracked (2.3k, G, OT5 friendship) fic post
While scrambling to get his whole life packed up the night before moving in with Harry, Louis and the boys get distracted and take a trip down memory lane.
🧁 Sugary Sweet (1.2k, G, mpreg Harry, kid fic) fic post
Sometimes, all you need is a little sugar to get the day started.
Or Harry and Louis’ daughter knows exactly how to get what she wants, Harry is pregnant, and Louis is the best husband ever.
🍑 Here You Come Again (22k, E, farm AU, exes to lovers, fluff & angst) fic post
A year after taking over his family’s peach orchard, Louis thinks he has it all figured out. His routine on the farm is mundane, yet familiar, and his dog Clifford is more than enough to keep him company. It isn’t until Harry, his ex-boyfriend who broke his heart and left their small town a decade ago to pursue a bigger, brighter future in the city, comes to stay on the farm that he realises just how badly he was lying to himself.
🌙 Good Night (1.3k, M, kid fic) fic post
Harry and Louis’ three year old daughter is afraid of the monster she claims lives under her bed. When she comes into their bedroom and interrupts their alone time for what feels like the hundredth time, Louis finally takes matters into his own hands.
👨🍳 Find Me in the Kitchen (9.2k, E, cooking, A/B/O, flirting) fic post
When Harry sees Louis step in his beginners cooking class for the first time, he’s surprised to say the least. Not only is Louis an Alpha, he’s probably the most attractive Alpha Harry has ever come across. The next five weeks are sure to be interesting.
🚒 I’d Walk Through Fire For You (Just Let Me Adore You) (8.3k, E, A/B/O, hurt/comfort) fic post
Firefighter Louis is having an uneventful shift at the station when a call comes in about a devastating fire in a nearby apartment complex. All of his worst nightmares become reality when he realises it’s where Harry, his best friend who he’s had a relentless crush on for years, lives, and that said best friend is stuck inside among the flames.
🍲 Better With You (922, G, sick fic, fluff) fic post
Louis is sick. Harry knows exactly what to do to make him feel better.
💜 Baby, Don’t Apologize (1.8k, T, asexual Harry, A/B/O, established relationship) fic post
Harry being an asexual Omega means his Alpha Louis has had to spend his ruts alone for the past decade despite being mated. He’s not sure who feels most hurt by it.
🕯 Cherished (1k, G, mpreg Harry, pure fluff) fic post
When Harry’s very pregnant and uncomfortable, Louis finds a way to make him feel loved and cherished.
🏕 Naturally (5.6k, E, teachers AU, camping, bed sharing) fic post
When PE teacher Louis first gets assigned to be a chaperone on a weekend long camping trip with a bunch of high school seniors, he’s not too excited about it. That changes when he finds out his fellow Music teacher Harry, who Louis happens to have a massive crush on, is also coming.
❤️ Where Love Grows (6.5k, T, single parents, kid fic, momrry) fic post
When his husband leaves without warning only weeks after the birth of their first child, a struggling Harry is forced to move in with a work colleague and raise his newborn in the desolate, dreary outskirts of London. There, within the walls of a shitty apartment complex, he meets Louis Tomlinson, fellow struggling parent and hopeless romantic.
⚡️ Thunder and Rain (628, G, A/B/O, kid fic) fic post
There’s a storm outside and Louis can’t find the puppies. Luckily, Harry’s there.
💌 Love Mail (5k, G, neighbours AU) fic post
A week after moving into a new apartment complex, Harry discovers the mailman doesn’t seem to know the difference between numbers 23 and 28. He’s not too mad about it when he finds out just how handsome his neighbour from apartment 28 really is.
Or the one where Harry and Louis keep mistakingly receiving each other’s mail (and also fall in love).
#masterpost#my fics#trackinghome#hlcreators#can you believe i wrote 26 fics this year?!!!!!!!#me and my damn tendency to write lots of shorter fics instead of a few longer ones#this took forever to put together lol
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tagged by @nullheaven my beloved. Thank u!
You can usually tell a lot about a person by the type of music they listen to. Put your favourite playlist on shuffle and list the first ten songs then tag ten people! No skipping.
@sczzzm-4v0mez @t74x6n83pq9sck4va0 @spooky-baby-666 @corvus-pictor @noirissey @ac1dbaby @svarthole @maesus @li4r @grovedreaming @squishy-bastard
#the playlist i pulled this from is literally the only playlist i have xd#i usually just lump everything together and then put it on shuffle#right now is black metal - the next song? cumbias#then synthpop#then kpop#life's too short#cradle of filth#size#clan of xymox#lacuna coil#she past away#sopor aeternus#london after midnight#sopor aeternus wasn't even in Spotify#how underground and mysterious am i?#Spotify#SoundCloud
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The Omen (1976)
SPOILERS INCOMING!!
overall : ☆☆
concept : ☆☆☆☆
execution : ☆☆
characters : ☆☆☆
casting : ☆☆☆
coherency : ☆☆☆☆
spookiness : ☆
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BRIEF SUMMARY
Ambassador for the UK in the US has a child with his wife, the child dies in childbirth so they are given a baby who's mother died in childbirth to adopt without his wife knowing. Years later, things start to go a little bit off the rails, Damien (the child) is given a new nanny after the last one publicly hung herself at his 5th birthday party. The new nanny is a bit creepy and encourages Damien's evil tendencies(?) Animals are frightened of the child, and his mother begins to believe there is somwthing wrong with her son. A Camera man that frequents through the movie sees that his images are prophetic towards death, when he takes images of the local creepy priest (of whom warns the main guy several times throughout the movie about many a thing.) The camera man and Damien's father discover that Damien is the son of satan, when finding the grave of his mother and discovering she was actually a wolf (somehow??). Damien causes his mother to have a miscarriage and his new evil nanny throws her out a window, killing her. its all super insane. Damien's father is supposed to try kill him but hes not very good at killing 5 year olds because the police kill him before he can do the job.
Damien looks into the camera evilly at the end.
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So as you can tell... theres a lot to cover here!!! Overall I give the movie a solid rating of... 2 stars!!! I'm quite a biased source considering I don't like old horror movies (that said, all movie reviews are biased), since I prefer a lot of newer technology for things like special effects etc etc. This in mind though, I just found the movie to be confusing and almost mind numbingly boring. There wasnt any frightening suspense, the only part that made me jump was the original death of the first nanny- and even then it was just shock value. It was like being a 9 year old and having to go to a car garage for your dad's MOT because you cant be left home alone; dull, tasteless and the only enjoyment comes from zoning out. And in true 70s horror movie fashion, you couldnt hear a fucking thing over the annoying ass 'suspenseful' music
And I feel a bit like an ass for feeling this way since people seem to hype this movie up like its some gift from the lord above, but be so for real... do you actually like this movie, or is it just old enough for it to make you feel like youre unique for liking it?
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The concept is cool, I'll give it that. The whole born antichrist thing has definitely been done a million times over, but I'll put some respect on it's name since it is technically the OG antichrist child plotline. However, the execution is questionable. It was dragged out, and it never elaborated on stuff. Why did the priest have the 666 birthmark?? why was the cameraman able to prophecise people's deaths when he had literally nothing to do with anything before hand??? why did everything start going to shit when Damien turned 5 specifically, youd think it would be when he turned 6, but whatever. The dogs are probably a metaphor for something, but they never made much sense outside of the fact its probably meant to have something to do with satan- which is also weird because why rottweilers?? congrats for giving perfectly loyal dogs a bad rep, The Omen, should have had them be chihuahuas instead, that would be damn scary.
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The characters!! Characters can make or break a story, this time however the characters... well, they were kind of just There. Outside of Damien, almost all characters are forgettable. I watched the movie YESTERDAY and I only remember the wife, Kathy's name- purely because its my nan's name and we thought it was funny. The main US ambassador lad fell into the trope of 'dad that makes stupid decisions and takes way too long to believe in the paranormal' way too much and just spent the entire film frustrating me- like when he got speared through the arm (which by the way, a gate would Not be sharp enough to skewer him like that) and the next day was just fine as if it never happened. He kept just rinsing the shit out of the poor priest who was just trying to warn him, in fact, I want justice for the priest- Damien is clearly a weird ass kid and the dude was just trying to warn him that his wife was in danger but noooo god FORBID someone criticise your darling boy who tricycled your wife into a miscarriage- which could have been AVOIDED if he wasnt such a stubborn piece of caca. Had this man just agreed to an abortion, she wouldnt have had to have been knocked down 2 stories. Hes casted terribly too, pirely because his wife is about 3 decades younger than him. I was half expecting him to drop her at high school somewhere throughout the movie, but it never happened; I get it was the 70s, but have some decorum??? Whatever happened to picking on someone your own age. He looks like what tar smells like, and I just dont get why señor tire mark gets to be with Miss Americana. But anyways... It's hard to sympathise with the main character when hes such a pain in the ass- somewhat realistically written, but he makes you want to piledrive your face into a metal beam at the best of times. The photographer man however, I like him, I can appreciate him even though he looks like every single one of The Beatles all at once. Though, its never mentioned why this cameraman is just all over the place, he really just follows them around which I mean yeah, the dad ambassador guy is famous, but at some points this dude was just taking pictures of whatever the fuck- what caused him to take the first picture of the priest?? what caused him to CONTINUE, why was he ever taking mirror selfies?? why did his death make me cackle. We'll never know, because its never explained. Damien I have nothing to say about, hes a silly little guy who is also a little bit unhinged. He's definitely cast well though, hes the most kid looking kid I've ever seen.
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Despite my millions of complaints, the movie is coherent- since I found it mind numbingly boring, I don't remember everything in enough details to list the entire plot out, nor do I have the patience too. Aside from that though, it makes sense. A lot of the events string together nicely and the pacing was pretty good, despite how far fetched it all was. Something that never made sense to me was the grave scene when they find Damien's bio mother and her skeleton was like some kind of wolf dog thing?? Me personally if I were a midwife and a wolf walked in, I'd probably have some second thoughts so god knows how THAT ever slid well. The baby skeleton made enough sense but I dont really know why the baby was killed when they could have just... put it up for adoption or something but whatever, I guess it is the devil or whatever.
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this movie wasnt scary.
I dont know WHY its hailed as some classic horror movie because truth be told, I never jumped once, i felt no sense of fear or suspense, and the fact my 50 year old mother was able to watch it without shitting bricks says enough about how tame it is. Theres some REALLY good old horror movies (even I could admit that) but this? this makes them ALL look bad. This movie is the Firkle from south park of classic horror movies, a literal fucking toddler amongst intimidating older kids- not that I've ever found gothic 10 year olds intimidating, but you get my jist. My mother had nightmares about this movie once- when she was 6 years old. The scare factor was like Scream, where its technically a horror, but it's not scary at all- difference being that Scream is a really good movie, and The Omen is just... not.
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Overall, my ranking remains at 2 stars- this movie was a sorta weird one to start with since for some reason I didn't have a LOT to nitpick, but its the most recent movie I watched thats fresh in my mind, so it gets a review while I'm motivated. No caiman footnote because I dont think hes watched this, and i cba to ask properly
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2021 Fic Recap!
WHAT A YEAR AM I RIGHT. I wrote a lot in 2021 and I keep trying to remember that because I keep feeling like I wasn't productive enough, which is just ye olde anxiety having a go. so here is everything I wrote last year! #s 2 and 3 were actually fics I started in 2019 and 2020 and finished in 2021, but they count.
anyway, I have so many beautiful and fantastic and funny things planned for 2022! but 2021 wasn't bad either. thanks for coming along for the ride!
1. easy like sunday mornings. this was really an exercise, for me, about writing consistently and about letting go of some of my anxieties regarding what's "AO3-worthy." I wrote it, dang it, and I wanted to put it somewhere. also there is something dead comforting about a nice good morning ficlet.
2. holding steady. this was actually a johnlock fic I started writing before Good Omens aired, and the last chapter had sat unfinished in my drafts for, I kid you not, more than three years. never say never! I finished it!
3. like lightning. started this in 2020, finished this in 2021, now we are here. Crowley got to be a spooky boy. I played in this one with a lot of perspective switching and I really enjoyed it.
4. the thirteenth night. asking the question: what happens in a haunted house if the ghosts get sick of you and your pining bullshit?
5. Dessert First. collab baby!! I wrote chapter 2. the loves of my life wrote the other chapters. it's tasty business, you should read it.
6. the absentee angel. technically, it's never too late to post an awake-the-snake fic. this one was fun! i wrote the same chapter twice: one in my usual style, and the second in a "children's book" style.
7. seems nice. this fic is a great example of how long things take me. I started this fic draft in June 2019, and it finally posted April 2021. I just have to let go of my anxieties sometimes about these long timelines and let the fics live!
8. the tin soldier. written for the @blissfulimperfectionzine, Aziraphale's true form is the armor we see in Wessex. that's right kids, he was naked.
9. rumors (and other things that thrive in the dark). written for the @unleashthechaoszine. the origin of the fucking shit up jacket.
10. truth (and other things that thrive in the light). written for the sexy version of the unleash the chaos zine. fucking shit up jacket, my beloved.
11. the nice list. written for @chamyl's filthy advent calendar for the prompt: just the tip. Aziraphale's making a list and checking it twice.
12. statuesque. 666 words of Crowley being a little shit. what's not to love.
13. worth celebrating. this was my birthday gift from me to fandom - Crowley has a birthday!
14. blue jeans, white shirt. I'm kind of a sucker for fics about A/C and all the humans getting together and being a family. there's also sex on a beach later.
15. being comfy. Aziraphale's kink is Crowley being cozy. I'm sure that surprises exactly zero people.
16. side effects. ah, migraine fic, my own heart. it took me five years to write this fic, but I did it.
Good Omens fandom, thanks for being here this last year. I love you. I can't wait to see what 2022 brings.
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Hellzarockin' with Ghost, Volbeat at DCU Center
Owing a lot to the KISS school of demonic dress-up and the Black Sabbath school of devil music, Ghost has been steadily taking the U.S. by storm with its over-the-top theatrics, blasphemous satanic imagery that would even scare the bejesus out of Ozzy Osbourne and, most importantly, great tunes that you can sink your molars into.
And every time they tour, Ghost's stage show gets bigger and better.
Wearing a monochromatic marching band uniform with shoulder epaulettes and gold trim, Ghost’s frontman Tobias Forge came out as a combination song-and-dance macabre man/unholy ringmaster for his three rings of hell circus.
In the guise of Papa Emeritus IV, Forge’s true face was hidden underneath his signature skeletal greasepaint and prosthetic mask but his intentions were quite clear and that was to put on a show.
While I’m not sure if they were trying to cash in on the latest steampunk craze, cautious about catching COVID or confused about whether they were attending a Doctor Who convention or performing a concert, the eight “Nameless Ghouls” (including two guitarists, a bass player, a drummer, two keyboardists and two backup vocalists) that make up Forge’s backup band were sporting vintage gas masks, matching black blazers and knee-high leather boots.
Forge led his gaggle of ghouls into a scorching 75-minute, 15-song set list made up of fire-and-brimstone assaults on the senses.
With a stage setup complete with gothic-looking mausoleums, a massive drum riser and a pair of minirisers for spotlighting guitar solos, Ghost opened with the crunchy rocker “Kaisarion,” a new one from the band’s fifth full-length studio album “Impera.” Despite not being released until March 11, it already sounds like another winner and concert staple for the Swedish rockers.
The evening’s master of blasphemy Forge led the crowd into a singalong during the fist-pumping chorus of “Rats,” loosely based on the Black Death that wiped out half of Europe’s population in the 14th century - not the recent rodent problem in Worcester.
And the blasphemous hits continued, including the mosh pit-friendly rocker “From the Pinnacle to the Pit” and the sacrilegious singalong “Mary on a Cross.”
Forge proved to be absolutely batty, both figuratively and literally, on the Grammy-winning, crowd-pleasing showstopper “Cirice.”
Slinking on the fog-covered stage, Forge flapped around with artificially attached bat wings and sank his fangs into lyrics about feeling the uneasiness in one’s heart.
“Hunter’s Moon,” which is featured on the soundtrack of last year’s “Halloween Kills” soundtrack, proved to fits nicely in the Ghost repertoire with its spooky imagery of graveyard rendezvous, childhood haunts and unfinished homicidal business.
Ghost scorched the stage on the damnation ditty “Year Zero.” Starting off with Gregorian-inspired chants namedropping Lucifer and his various Christian names, Forge paraded on stage with one of his sacrilegious papal getups as ready-made hellfire erupted from behind the altar.
Coming out with a sparkling baby blue sequin jacket and a skinny black scarf, Forge closed the main set by promising the audience riches beyond their greedy appetites on the deliciously depraved and decadent ditty “Mummy Dust.”
In addition to having Forge’s best demonic vocals of the night, “Mummy Dust” was completed with suggestive pelvic thrushes aimed at the audience, a cheesy keytar solo and confetti cannons shooting out silver paper bits and mock 666-dollar bills.
For their encore, Ghost’s cover of Metallica’s “Enter Sandman” was absolutely epic, followed by two of their catchier songs, “Dance Macabre” and “Square Hammer.”
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Damnation devils demons Satan Lucifer Ghost 1990 directed by Jerry Zucker ALRIGHT EVERYBODY! I just finished listening to Impera for the first time, and feel like giving my uncritical, initial thoughts on each song
Imperium: What an unexpectedly beautiful opening. Not to say that I never thought the band could compose passionate, heartfelt instrumentals (since Helvetesfönster has been living proof for 4 years now), but the sincerity of it surprised me. Doesn’t sound spooky at all! Well, at least until those sirens at the end
Kaiserion: This track fucking SLAYS! 666/10! Incredible! Love how dreadful the lyrics are when compared by those soaring vocals and dancing riffs! Also now that I have the art book w/ the lyrics in it I discovered that Tobias is actually singing “And throw your holy rocks right at her for her Satanic wiles.” I initially thought he was saying “throw your holy rats at her“ lol
Spillways: Another perfect song on this record! Love the transition from “Kaiserion” to this, and I especially love those keyboards and lyrics! Might actually be my favorite on the whole album at the moment. To me it sounds like a revved up Supertramp song, and I am more than happy with that!
Call Me Little Sunshine: I like this one alright, probably because I’ve given it time to grow on me. Was kinda underwhelmed when the single was first released because I thought it sounded a little too derivative of “Cirice.” Still vastly prefer Cirice to this but I can at least understand it a little better now. Unlike the former which is a sinister song underneath the honeyed lyrics, CMLS is a genuinely warm declaration from the Devil that he/she/they will always look out for you, even when no one else will
Hunter’s Moon: Also just alright for me. I dunno this track above all others just feels like a “generic Ghost song” to me. Not bad at all, just doesn’t give me a whole lot of strong feelings toward it.
Watcher In The Sky: Been curious about this track since I first heard the title, largely because it reminded me of the title of one of my all time favorite songs “Watcher Of The Skies.” As I expected though, it has basically nothing in common w/ the Genesis song, but nonetheless I enjoyed this one a lot! Very heavy. Shakes me to my core! Even the lyrics, as brief as they are, struck me quite deeply. Billionaires looking toward escaping the Earth they’ve destroyed instead of using their tech to lift up the rest of humanity...
Dominion: A dreary instrumental to build up to some intense cacophony. You know what’s next
Twenties: Damn the haters, this is one of the best songs on the album! Loved it since the first time I heard the single and I love it even more now! I fucking hate my government and how much they bend over backwards for the right-wing shitlords fighting to take away our human rights, and this one felt like the perfect anthem to vent out those frustrations. The Swedish Satan-lover knows how to pump out some pure, drunken hatred for those fascist snollygosters, and I greatly appreciate the effort!
Darkness At The Heart Of My Love: Ummmmm... Well.... It was pretty, I guess. Wow, I feel nothing for this one. Least favorite by far.
Griftwood: This track definitely has the most 80′s flair to it this side of “Hunter’s Moon.” I like it! Although I’m not sure if it’s just me, but as I was listening and reading the the lyrics, it occurred to me that the general theme of this song really reminds me of “Reaganomics” by Lemon Demon. Just the fact that it had to do with a figure of power convincing the public that he’s there for them despite being both conniving and completely deluded in his thought process (that and repeating the word “baby” over and over). I’m not crazy, right? It’s not just me?
Bite Of Passage: Blended in so well with the last song that I forgot it was its own track lol
Respite on the Spitalfields: Gorgeous, haunting closer to the album! Wish I could write more about this one but my brain is now officially fried. I’ll certainly have to analyze this song in more detail during my next listen, as there’s a lot going on here. Oh boy, this one’s gonna sound AMAZING live!
All in all it was a mixed bag of an album for me I’d say, but who knows how much my opinions can change in the future. It’s actually quite uncommon for me to truly love an album during my first listen. Let’s hope the future is nothing but positive for Impera, and the proper tour the band will give us for it!
#the band ghost#impera#uncritical analysis#my two cents#okay I wrote way more than I expected for some of these
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today i got told to kms for being a manson stan 😭🙄
jesus christ i’m so sorry
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1D Trick Or Treat Fest 2020 - Masterpost
🎃 Below is the full list of spooky little ficlets written for this year’s fest, each one exactly 666 words long. Happy reading and happy Halloween everyone! 🎃
an ivy hollow halloween by disgruntledkittenface | @disgruntledkittenface
And Then I Saw His Face by lululawrence | @lululawrence
baby, look what you've done now by whensheflies | @choface
be the end of me by we_are_the_same | @so-why-let-your-voice-be-tamed
Best Couples Costume by haztobegood | @haztobegood
black cherries and chocolate by harryanthus | @harryanthus
Cauldron Bubble by BeforeEternity | @starlitlou
chant when you wash your hands by cupcakentea | @cupcakentea
Dreams Unwind by clare328 | @bearmustard
drink what makes you happy by amomentoflove | @daggerandrose
Ellen's haunted house by louloubaby92 | @louloubabys1992
FRACTURED by writing_practice | @mercurial-madhouse
Haunted by a Dream of You by homosociallyyours | @homosociallyyours
He who Dances with Death by 4ureyesonly28 | @evilovesyou
I always feel like somebody's watching me by abrighteryellow | @a-brighter-yellow
i can't hurt you anymore by scrunchyharry | @scrunchyharry
i'll never be afraid again by sweetrevenge | @cocoalou
love me like we don't have tomorrow by we_are_the_same | @so-why-let-your-voice-be-tamed
Just A Little Taste by homosociallyyours | @homosociallyyours
Matching Set by alongwayfromtheplayground | @alongwayfromtheplayground
Monster Party by alittlewicked | @undersummerstars
Moon In Her Eyes by haztobegood | @haztobegood
of all the beds by lightswoodmagic | @lightwoodsmagic
pray for us in the vast empty by cupcakentea | @cupcakentea
ruby eyes and tainted vices by tomlinvelvet | @tomlinvelvetfics
taken quietly on your own by cupcakentea | @cupcakentea
Terror in the Tabloids by ShapeOfLou | @heathenharry
these days I watch you from afar by we_are_the_same | @so-why-let-your-voice-be-tamed
Vintage Suit by juliusschmidt | @juliusschmidt
We've got that one Thing by yeah_alright | @uhohmorshedios
🎃 Please remember to leave the authors lots of kudos and comments! You can check out the entire collection here and the 2019 collection is here. Credit goes to @whenthebodiesspeak for the moodboard. 🎃
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Halloween Prank with Riz (October/Halloween Fest) 🖤🎃
Gif Credit: @angels-reyes
Photo Credit: Google
Word count: 666 (I’m not even joking)
Warnings: nothing really, just a little bit spooky!
A/N: Happy Halloween🎃👻🖤 enjoy a little spooky Riz fic👹
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It was Halloween night. You and Riz had decided to spend the evening watching horror movies.
Cuddle up on the couch with Halloween snacks and each other. Everything was fine until the power in the house went out. “Well that's not scary at all”. “Don't worry baby. I'll go and fix it. Just stay here. I know how much you hate the basement”. Yeah you really hated the basement so you were thankful that you didn't need to go down there. “Hurry please”. “I'll be right back”.
You took your phone out and put the flashlight on so that you weren't sitting in the complete dark. You waited a while. Why was it taking so long? Surely it couldn't be that hard to fix the lights?
Suddenly you heard a loud scream that sounded like Riz coming from the basement. In a panic you got up to your feet, phone in hand as you called out for him. “Michael! Michael are you alright?” ...... nothing. You tried again to call his name but he didn't answer. Worried that maybe he was injured you made your way to the door of the basement.
Standing at the top of the stairs you shined the light on the steps to see if you saw anything. “Michael.. is everything ok..? I swear to God Riz you better not be messing with me..”. Again nothing.
“Alright I'm coming down”. Slowly starting your descent down the stairs. The wood lightly creaking under your steps. Your heart started to pump faster. What if someone had broken into your house and turned off your lights on purpose to get you both down here to kill you? What if Riz was dead? Fuck why didn't you bring a fucking knife with you.
When you got down you stood still for a few seconds to listen to any sounds. It was quiet as a mouse down there. That made you even more terrified. Making your way to the circuit box, the light of the phone helping you navigate in the pitch dark room.
A chill suddenly ran down your spine. You couldn't shake off the feeling like something was watching you. No, no time to start imagining things. You needed to make sure Riz was ok.
You felt light breathing behind you. Your blood turned cold when you felt a hand on your shoulder. Fuck. This is how you fucking die. Someone had come to kill you. You turned around and was met with a horrifying face. A face of a demon. You screamed. Like they do in the horror movies. You didn't know what to do. So you did the only thing your mind could think of. Getting down to the ground in a fetal position. It was no point in running. You were going to die no matter what.
This had all happened so fast. Maybe only a few seconds. But for you it felt like minutes.
Laughter could be hear and you immediately recognised it as Michael... That little fucking shit. He had scared you so good and he was enjoying himself to the max.
“Are you fucking kidding me Michael?! I almost had a fucking heart attack. I really thought I was going to die. It's not fucking funny! If I brought a knife down with me I would have stabbed you”.
Taking of the demon mask he was still laughing. “Oh you should have seen your fucking face. Absolutely priceless”. “Shithead” you mumbled under your breath. He offered his hand to help you up. You looked at it a little hesitant but accepted in the end. Pulling you up and into a big hug. “I'm sorry baby. But I did prank you really good you have to admit that”. “I fucking hate you”. “I love you too”.
You both stood dead still when you hear a few cans get knocked to the floor. Looking at each other, mouth's wide open. Both of you sprinted as fast as you could out of there.
#mayans mc#mayans mc x reader#mayans mc fluff#mayans mc fandom#mayans mc fanfic#mayans mc angst#mayans mc fx#mayans mc imagine#mayans x reader#mayans fluff#mayans fandom#mayans fanfic#mayans angst#mayans fx#mayans imagine#riz ariza#riz ariza fluff#michael ariza#antonio jaramillo#halloween#happy halloween#spooky#mayanssauce writes
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2021 Fests I Participated In 📝
Thank you to the lovely @larry-hiatus for coming up with this and tagging me to do it 💕
List the fests that you participated in this year and reflect on them
1. @1daboficfest
Oh this is the fest that birthed my baby Sweet like candy!! I had so much fun writing this little fic, and it’s one of my most popular fics. I looved the prompt I chose, with Louis’ smooth move of getting Harry’s number with gummy bears. I loved the characters and this fic world so much I actually made it a series for wordplay!
2. @larrydrabble
This was my first time participating in one of these challenges and I loved it! My word prompt was “trail” and I came up with my tinyest fic Trailing behind. It was challenging to keep everything at exactly 100 words, but I found I actually really enjoyed this kind of wordcount restriction!
3. @hlmpregficfest
This was my football player Louis fic with unplanned pregnancy! This fic didn’t come out exactly the way I wanted it to (life, you know) but I still really like it! And as someone that always struggles with finding titles, I think this one is one of my best lol: Game Changer
4. @wordplayfics
Wordplay was definitely a fun and challenging experience! I made a little series (love so soft, you ain’t had nothing softer) out of it, which is basically half fluff and half smut lol. I’m a master procrastinator, so it was refreshing to challenge myself to write five fics in five weeks, and I’m still somehwat surprised I actually managed to do it!
5. @1dtrickortreatfest
Just One More, my little 666 words fluffy kid fic! I knew from the moment I heard of this fest I wanted to write something for it, and I had a lot of fun with the little fic I came up with! Again, I love this kind of wordcount challenge, and I definitely want to do some more this year!
6. @soulmatesabroad
This fest came with a lot of firsts for me! First time writing a soulmates fic, first time writing enemies to lovers, first time writing a fic that didn’t take place in the UK. It definitely made me step out of my comfort zone a little, but I think Swimming Against the Tide is one of my fave fics of mine, and for sure a lot different from what I usually write!
7. @1dchristmasfest
Festive fics are some of my favourite to write and read. This was my second year participating in this fest, and I wrote Lights Out, a short domestic fluff fic with Harry and Louis decorating their Christmas tree when the power goes out. I always love reading all the fics that come out of this fest and look forward to it every year.
Number of fests: 7
Number of fics: 11
I hadn’t realised until now just how many fests I wrote for last year lmao. Maybe let’s not do that many for 2022…although it is only January and I’m already signed up for three and have my eye on a few more so not a good start haha!
Favorite fest/fic: I think I’d have to say the 1D Trick or Treat fest was my fave. I really loved the challenge of writing exactly 666 words and the little ficlet I ended up with is one of my favourite things I wrote last year. So many awesome spooky fics came out of it as well, loved it!
Fests you would love to do again this year (if they come back!): I definitely would love to do the 1DABO fic fest again, as well as Wordplay. And I for sure will write for the 1D Christmas Fest again if it comes back this year!
I’m going to keep this simple and do a general tag: If you’ve taken part in some fic fests in 2021 and feel like doing this, I’m tagging you! :)
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Just checked your DeviantArt account and you have exactly 666 deviants. Pretty fitting for the date, right? 😂😂😂👌
// OHHHH HOHOHOHHOOOOO FUCKIN SPOOKY BABY
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Cw child death and murder so feel free to ignore this.
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. Basically there's a old mansion on a county road that was formally known as lcr 666 but is now either 667 or 668 I can't remember atm. Supposedly a coven of witches lived there and they and their babies were hung from a tree over a creek down the road from the house. If you drive down the road at midnight creepy shit happens like your vehicle shuts down by itself. Hands prints on windows, trees moving in unnatural ways that don't match the weather, hearing voices and stuff like that. I know people who say they've had similar experiences but Ive never experienced anything the multiple times I've been there 😭.
oh this sounds classic, a very by-the-book legend. ty for sharing!
tell me your spooky stories 👻
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I am pleased to announce THE GRAND FINALE OF SIXX AND LEE'S BIZARRE BAZAAR
WE'RE AT 666 VIEWS BAYBEE, HAPPY SPOOKY SEASON
This fic has been my favoritest baby. The amount of love and support given to it is incredible. Enjoy the last chapter. Will Nikki and Tommy be brought to justice? Will Mick hang their heads on his mantel? Will Steven and Duff ever be okay again? Read on to find out.
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