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Donnie & Casey: *arguing*
April: Can you guys stop having relationship problems while I'm on the phone with my dentist?
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Pretty Much “Stayed Gone”:
Vox: I’ve come to make an announcement: Alastor the Radio Demon’s a bitch-ass motherfucker!
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Demo: *nonchalantly* They should invent a new kind of sword that doesn’t constantly whisper things to you.
The rest of the dinner table: …
Medic: *cheerfully* Oh, I agree, and they should do the same with scalpels!
Spy: *unnerved* What are you two FUCKING talking about?!
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Wild: Hmmm. A desert. Count how many sand is here Fi. That's your first job.
Fi: okay.
Fi: [starts counting]
Four: WHY WOULD YOU MAKE HER DO THAT?!
Wild: it passes the time.
Four: It's going to take so long! Wild! This is going to be so ANNOYING!
Wild: I'm curious to see what her number is.
Four: NO! he's just going to be counting forever!
Fi: [still counting]
Four: Wild, what have you done?! This is your fault!
Fi: There is only 30 million sand particles in this desert.
Wild: See, that was easy.
Four: facepalming oh for the love of Hylia.
BONUS
Four: You know- Sky would be super angry if we just had left Fi counting forever.
Wild: I know. Sky knows what he did.
*Meanwhile*
Wind and Hyrule dying of laughter in the background
Wind: Time should’ve probably not left Legend in charge…
Legend: I’m turning a blind eye.
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Mr. X: This is the GameCube, which I will be giving to my future husband, and/or wife. So if you want— [transmission ends]
Megaman: Woah, he's bisexual! I didn't know that!
Mr. X: [resuming transmission] By the way, I'm bisexual!
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Julie: Ahhh, the beach~
Sally: Count how many sand is here, Wally! That’s your first mission.
Wally: Okay. One, two, three, four- *continues*
Julie: WHY WOULD YOU MAKE HIM DO THAT?!
Sally: It passes the time-
Julie: It’s gonna take so long! *looks at the still counting Wally* SALLY! It gonna be so annoying!
Sally: *struggling to keep a straight face* Pfft- I’m curious what the biggest number is!
Julie: No, he’s just going to be counting FOREVER!
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Pierre: You tried to elope with Natasha!
Anatole: Top 30 reasons why Anatole is sorry. Number 5 will surprise you!
Pierre: Top 10 anime deaths. Number 1: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!
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Venamus: *sigh*
Tyler, who's been screaming for the last five minutes: ?
Venamus: I miss my wife, Tyler. I miss her a lot.
Venamus: I'll be back.
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Literally any heavenly official: back in 19-ought-7 when I first graduated from Princeton university, I remember learning—
San Lang: ok boomer, shut the fuck up
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“You fool! I have SEVENTY ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!!!”
— Splinter, coming back after just being killed
#incorrect tmnt quotes#source: sonic fandub#tmnt 2012#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#master splinter#hamato yoshi
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Vox: Ah, the desert! Count how many sand is here, Valentino. That’s your first mission.
Valentino: OK! 1, 2, 3…
Velvette: Why the fuck would you make him do that?!
Vox: It passes the time.
Velvette: It’s gonna take so long! Vox! It’s gonna be so annoying!
Vox: I’m curious what the biggest number is!
Velvette: No! He’s just gonna keep counting forever!
Vox: Perhaps!
Valentino: …21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26…
Velvette: Vox, what have you brought?! This is your fault!
Valentino: There are only 30 million sand particles in this desert.
Vox: See, that was easy!
Velvette: Oh fuck..oh my god.
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Classic!Heavy: ...and back in my lair once more. How many times are you gonna run? I've captured you like, seventeen different times?
Medic: *smugly from inside his cell* Hm, I feel like it's going to be at least eighteen.
Classic!Heavy: ...
Classic!Heavy: ...the caucacity of this bitch!
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Billie, caged: Just wait until I get out of here! You don't know-
Elaine: *sigh*
Billie: ?
Elaine: I miss my girlfriend, little goat. I miss her a lot.
Elaine, leaving: I'll be back.
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Beerus and Whis: [arguing]
Bulma: Can you guys stop having relationship problems while I'm on the phone with my dentist?
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Sly: Inspector Fox! We meet at last.
Carmelita: We met last week, what are you talking about??
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Wally: *huge bags under his eyes* I just want to sleep please. I’m so sick of taking melatonin it makes me tired all the time.
Barnaby: *also with bags under his eyes* Oh, I bucking hear you there, buddy. Insomnia, am I right?
Howdy: *same bags under eyes* Hey, gamers!
Wally/Barnaby: *jumping in fright*
Howdy: *holding up a poster* Were you talking about Space Race™ - No, I’m not even going to pretend you were talking about Space Race™. I just love bringing up my favourite game whenever I can!
Wally/Barnaby: *share a confused look*
Howdy: *salesman voice* I, too, have insomnia, but unlike you mine is not caused by depression.
Wally: Hey, that's not– well, yes, I am depressed. Okay.
Howdy: Mine is because I play so much Space Race™! I stay up late and go the Bodega to dodge asteroids!
#Note: Howdy is saying the TradeMark outloud whenever he says Space Race (TM)#source: sonic fandub#Wally Darling#Barnaby B Beagle#Howdy Pillar#welcome home puppet show#incorrect quotes
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