#source: snapcube sonic dub
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Jace, after clearing the Implicit Maze and being declared Guildpact: Yeah, I sort of won by default because eliminations happened across the entire Mazerunner line. It was insane. I was like, "I just merged everyone’s minds for a second! I wasn’t even aligned with a guild!" And they said, "Fuck you, Jace Beleren! You're a blue bitch! Get outta here!”
#not art#text post#kinda shitpost#ravinica#implicit maze#jace beleren#source: snapcube sonic dub#snapcube shadow the hedgehog
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Spot, yelling at Miles and Miguel while they are fighting each other: "It would seem that you bitches have come to a standstill in Tarzan's forest. You have thirteen seconds before the island fucking explodes"
Spot, while looking at Miles: " You Hot Topic wannabe"
Spot, while looking at Miguel: " and you blue gumball son of a bitch."
Spot, to both of them: "You have done nothing but destroy my life, I hope you both die."
#source: snapcube#listen Penny is iconic and sonic dub is amazing#into spider verse#into the spiderverse#into the spider verse#spiderverse#miles morales#spiderverse miles#spiderverse miguel#miguel o'hara#incorrect quotes#incorrect spiderverse
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CALIBORN: SEE. ITS A GAMER PAD. NOT MANY GIRLS COME IN HERE CAuSE I GET FRIENDZONED SO FREQuENTLY. BUT THATS OK.
TAVROS: iD LIKE TO BE IN THE FRIENDZONE,,, i'D LIKE FRIENDS!
CALIBORN: ITS NOT AS PLEASANT AS YOuD THINK. THEY DONT TREAT YOu LIKE A FRIEND. THEY TREAT YOu LIKE AN ITEM. SOMETIMES I WISH I COULD BE MORE THAN JuST AN ACCESSORY TO THESE WOMEN. BuT uNFORTuNATELY. AS A GAMER. I DONT GET RESPECT.
TAVROS: wELL,,,,, i'M NOT A GAMER, SO MAYBE,, THEY'LL RESPECT ME, }:D
CALIBORN: THAT JuST MAKES YOu A BETA CuCK. THATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOu AND I, TAVROS NITRAM. IM A. ALPHA GAMER.
CALIBORN: IM A ALPHA GAMER.
#submission#source: snapcube dub of sonic 06#i know tavros is a gamer but. the vibes are the same#i would change the text color but im not bustin out the html lol#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#Tavros Nitram#Caliborn#Mod Nepeta#//HELP this is so funny#and in character with how little caliborn respects women
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Tarn, to Megatron: I’m going to kill you...
Megatron:
Tarn:
Tarn: ...And then kill you again!
#transformers incorrect quotes#source: Snapcube sonic fan dub#Tarn#Megatron#DJD#IDW1#MTMTE#mtmte#ll#With Novafire-is-thinking
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*Magolor voice*:
I've come to make an announcement: Landia is a bitchass motherfucker. They destroyed my fucking ship. That's right, they took their dragon fucking fire breath out, and they destroyed my fucking ship!!
And they said they were "not giving me the Master Crown". And I said, "that's disgusting." So I'm making a callout post on Planet Popstar---
#magolor#incorrect quotes#unfortunately i ran out of ideas for how to continue it 😔#aside from ''and guess what here's what my ___ looks like'' being followed by magolor using the master crown to transform DGDSGDGS#kirby's return to dream land#source: snapcube's sonic adventure 2 dark story dub#you did not see me write the wrong dub originally you did NOT#not a comic or an ask
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Bonus, cuz why not?
#feh#summoner s/i#fire emblem heroes#feh summoner#summoner yamato#feh seidr#source: snapcube sonic 06 dub#incorrect quotes
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Bronev (slowly backing away): Top 30 reasons why Bronev is sorry. Number 5 will surprise you?
Descole: Top 30 anime deaths. Number one, YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!
*Cue Bronev running for his life while Descole chases him with his sword*
#sorry I was just watching the Sonic riders dub and this popped into my head#I just wanted to try one of these incorrect quotes#it looked like fun#source: snapcube#sonic riders fandub#leon bronev#jean descole#professor layton and the azran legacy#professor layton
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Whirl: Welcome to my room. As you can see, I’ve knocked over many chairs because I get so tilted at the towers.
Tailgate: Uh, this isn’t really tilted. Or a tower.
Whirl: Well you see, it’s a gamer pad. Not many girls come in here because I get friendzoned so frequently. But that’s okay.
Tailgate: I’d like to be in the friend zone! I like friends!
Whirl: It’s not as pleasant as you think. They don’t treat you like a friend, they treat you like an item. Sometimes I wish I could be more than just an accessory to these women; but unfortunately, as a gamer, I don’t get respect.
Tailgate: I’m not a gamer! So maybe they’ll respect me!
Whirl: That just makes you a beta cuck.
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I don't mind the TFS parodies and can even find them funny sometimes but god I hate how certain fans treat the abridged series like it's objectively above/more valid than the source material. It's the same crap with the snapcube sonic dubs.(honestly the snapcube stuff is more annoying. Tfs at least somewhat adapted the stories whereas snapcube was just mindless crudity) people nowadays just love to hate the official material.
I don't have any resentment towards Team 4 Star, all they ever wanted to do was make a funny parody series to make people laugh.
The problem definitely comes from people who watch a funny youtube parody video INSTEAD of watching/reading the actual original story that it's parodying, and then acting like they're "in."
It's like people just want to be part of a community (for some fucking reason) but want to skip the "hard part" of ACTUALLY ENGAGING WITH THE THING THE COMMUNITY IS BASED AROUND. So they see parody videos like T4S and Snapcube as a cheat. "Yeah I'm totally a Sonic fan, I've watched the Real Time Fandubs a dozen times! Played the games? I mean who has time to do that, my PC can't run those anyway, and come on the video games aren't really even important are they everyone says they suck anyway!"
To them Sonic, Dragon Ball, any piece of media really, is just a meme to laugh about on social media. They are not my peers. And I don't care how cringe it is because those stories are important to me. They define my childhood. I would not be the person I am today without those stories. I get angry at people reducing Tails to a whiny emo teen like he is in the Real Time Fandubs or reducing Gohan to a bundle of anger and daddy issues like he is in DBZA because those characters inspired me as a child.
It's upsetting to say "this is important to me" and then be told "lol why do you even care those stupid things don't matter" and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
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Alex (Adam's brother): You tall akot about liking dick on tumblr
Adam: i mean. They're mainly shitposts but I do also like dudes
Adam: I'm bisetnsual
Adam: Bidecual
Alex: Take your time
Adam: Busrxual
Adam: Holes
HOO BOY
✨Random Quotes From The Fam✨
Mary: This text conversation is related to a DoorDash order.
Hey they all out of lesayna
lasanya
Laysanya
The shit Garfield eat
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*pic attached to the dm*
Adam: this is halaraois
Halous
Houlus
Big laugh
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Mewtwo: bro i have depresi
Depresia
Depressuon
Sepresson
Deprresiom
The Big Sad
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Teen Aliza, still learning things: I'm a lesbiab
Lesbiam
Less Bien
Girls
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Mew: Can i ask what's it like being transgender?
I'm legit couiours and I mean no harm in asking questions
Couiours
Courious
The thing gorge the monkey was
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Teen Aliza: During teaching today I was petting my cat and my co-teacher announced it and asked to see the cat. Then no fewer than 60% of the students reached down and pulled THEIR cats up into view of the cameras and suddenly my Zoom squares were all cats and everything was perfect.
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Celeste, thinking that a joke will defeat MEMORY: hey MEMORY, do you know Candice-?
MEMORY: I CARE NOT FOR YOUR GEN Z SLANG, FOR THE TREE BRANCH IS WHERE YOUR MOTHER HANGS!
*CUE THE VINE BOOM, CELESTE'S MOM CANONICALLY HUNG HERSELF*
*...*
*Too Slow D-sides instrumental*
MEMORY: HA-
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(@pikafaawork thank you for that comic XD)
Adam: so tell me bro, tits or ass?
Mewtwo: arms! I need a hug!
*they hug, wholesome moment*
*…*
*wait-*
Adam: so you're grabbing my ass now.
Mewtwo: yeah-
Adam: does it make you feel better?
Mewtwo: yeah.
Adam, patting mewtwo on the back: glad it does, bro, glad it does...
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Mary: KSJDHDSDJK
Mewtwo: what was that?
Mary: it's a keysmash.
Mewtwo: ... How do i do that?
Mary: just press anything lol.
Mewtwo: ...
Mewtwo: 7
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[Celeste asked mewtwo to go to an abandoned building to have a little happy time in peace and quiet, mewtwo's response is obvious~]
MEMORY: BOI IT'S ME BOI, IT'S THE PS5 SPEAKING TO YOU INSIDE YOUR BRAIN.
MEMORY LISTEN TO ME, BOI, LEAVE THE GIRL, WE DON'T NEED HER.
MEMORY: WE'LL HAVE COWBOY TIMES, SPACE, FREE WILL IS AN ILLUSIO-
(wheeze-)
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CL4RA: welcome to Mcdonald's, do you want a fucking- beeschurger?
Crypt: please... I just want to see my friends...
CL4RA: chinken nunget.
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MEMORY: 🎶 heeeeeeyyyyy, it's meeeeeeeeeeee!🎶
Adam: *wheezing*
Mewtwo: STOP!
(source: Snapcube Dub of a Sonic game, Youtube)
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[when you and your new friend refuse to sleep]
Adam: yo
Mew: -~-?
Adam: snrk- peepee la poop- wheeze-
Mew: *dial-up sound*
Mew: * O M E G A L U L *
Mewtwo: HEY SHUT UP, YOU'RE GONNA WAKE UP MOM-
Mew: HAHAHA- *PILLOW HEADSHOT*
Celeste: *bout to GET SOMEONE*
Mewtwo: *sleepin'*
Adam: o^o *sleep..?*
Celeste: *she here now, you're dead*
Adam: WAIT I'M ASLEEP-
*gottem*
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Mewtwo, after quote number 11: we're getting a new member today!
Adam: is it legal?
Mary: adopted?
Mew: new or used?
Mewtwo: wonderful responses, all of you.
Celeste: -^-💢
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Adam: are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Mewtwo: a spoon? Please, i'm a knife.
Mew: he's the big spoon.
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(here we go!)
Mary: can we get the next guest please?
Mary: uhhh hello sir, welcome to Starbucks, what can i get for you?
MEMORY: UH YEAH CAN I HAVE A- FUCKIN-
Adam: pff-
MEMORY: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMM
MEMORY: BÖRGER?
*the entire staff just lose their shit*
Mary: sir we don't sell burgers here.
MEMORY: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T SELLKRKFJH-
Mewtwo: wheeze-
Mary: we don't sell burgers here, we have pan1nis and other-
Mewtwo: OH MY CARDIAC ARREST-
*wut*
MEMORY: DO YOU THINK I KNOW WHAT A PANINI IS.
Mewtwo: W H E E Z E
*unintelligible*
MEMORY: JUST GIMME THE BURGER, EXTRA CHEESE.
Mary: no- sir we don't sell burgers, extra cheese, we only have paninis-
MEMORY: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I NEED THIS-
Mary: no- sir i'm gonna have to ask you to leave and i know you don't want me to.
MEMORY: WHY ARE YOU SUPPRESSING FOOD FROM THE PUBLICCCCCCCC
*unhinged laughter*
Crypt: what the hell did i walk into?
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Cannot believe it took me until a few days ago to find out that Snapcube's Sonic fan dub was the source of the 'what are you two FUCKING talking about' meme along with the 'woah, he's bisexual!! I didn't know that'.
WH
I'm glad you found out and I hope you found them as hilarious as I did LOL
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I had to quarantine for a couple days and all I could watch is sonic real-time fan dub and sonic destruction by snapcube and that is my source of sonic lore
#txt#i know none of it is accurate and i want to Understanf actual sonic lore ngl#might get sa2 because im betting money that im going to get super attached to shados#*shadow#i know i have sonic mutuals this is an open invitiation to give me an idea of where to start
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Out of context me and the boys chatting, i (Gabe) was in VC, while the others were typing, only me, Fawn, North and Ignis showed up, but it is still good
The hangout is being fun as fuck, we had a lot of gossip about the hosts, interesting subjects and the Snapcube dubs of Sonic are the most funny thing i ever fucking seen in my life
My brothers in source are funny as fuck we all sharing the one single braincell
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Obligatory Summoner always gets captured joke. Just needed to post something funny.
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Queen: Welcome to my mansion. As you can see, I’ve knocked over many chairs because I get so tilted at the towers.
Ralsei: This isn’t really tilted or a tower…
Queen: Well, you see, it’s a gamer pad. Not many girls come in here cause I get friendzoned so frequently. But that’s ok.
Ralsei: I’d like to be in the friend zone. I’d like friends.
Queen: It’s not as pleasant as you’d think. They don’t treat you like a friend. They treat you like an item. Sometimes I wish I could be more than just an accessory to these women, but unfortunately, as a gamer I don’t get respect.
Ralsei: Well I’m not a gamer, so maybe they’ll respect me!
Queen: That just makes you a beta cuck. That’s the difference between you and I, Ralsei the Prince.
#not art#kinda shitpost#source: snapcube#source: snapcube sonic dub#snapcube sonic dub#snapcube#deltarune#deltarune chapter 2#deltarune spoilers#ralsei#queen deltarune
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