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Tony: Stephen, why the fuck did we leave Malibu?
Stephen: You said, and I quote, "I wanna make it big in the big apple".
Tony: ... Jarvis: hire someone to boo me at regular intervals.
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Pitch: Anna, you're ruining my big day.
Anna, among destroyed buildings and traumatized people: No, we're standing in your big day's ruins.
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Conchobar: This Connacht queen is using foreigners to do her dirty work.
Súaltaim: Instead of using children?
Conchobar: Locally sourced children!
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Steve: Do you know any jokes? Stephen: Your ideas.
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*on Titan*
Stephen and Tony: *come out of a room, clothes and hair mussed up*
Stephen, to Quill: Now, do I have to seduce you too, or are you going to listen?
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Tony: Why is it so hot in here?
Stephen: He says, complaining about the temperature of the room he barged into.
Tony: *taking his shirt off* It is seriously so hot in here.
Stephen: Are you getting seduction tips from Peter? *Tony starts taking Stephen's shirt off* Why is it working?
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Stephen: Let's play strip poker.
Tony: But we don't have any cards?
Stephen: Just assume you've already lost.
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Stephen: Peter, get your ass in the sanctum this minute.
Peter: I'm already inside, jeez.
Stephen: If you get lost, find the closest living adult.
Peter: Ugh, fine.
Stephen: i love you don't die
Peter: love you too doctor dad
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Cú Chulainn: Everybody sees me but no one is helping.
Cú Chulainn: Shit is this what it feels like to be no one?
Cú Chulainn: I'm bleeding too much to have an existential crisis god damn it
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