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My Top David Quotes
i need this man to hold me while i cry
“Oops.”
“If I gave Milo less than a full month to plan out his outfit, I’m sure he’d kick my ass. If he could reach it.”
“This is omega shit, I’m not built for this.”
“Oh god they’re gonna pet me, oh fuck I didn’t think about that. I’m not some house dog I don’t need— [melts at angel petting him]”
“Is my Angel mad at me?”
“Call me that one more time and you won’t be able to walk tomorrow.”
“If I’m not good enough then go find someone who is, see if I care. No. You know what, no fuck that. I do care. I love you.”
“What? He doesn’t even drink tea, he drinks coffee what are you talking about?”
“Your words carry weight with me, no matter how much or how little you talk.”
“I will not participate in your little gossip session. I am the pack alpha, I have to be above that kind of shit… but yes Amanda and Christian are definitely fucking and yes it is definitely going to get very awkward.”
“No I won’t be able to talk, I become a fucking wolf. I can only make wolf noises..”
“I know I can be rough and nasty. […] But I just need you to know that, no matter what, I have never regretted being with you for a second. I’m proud to call you my mate.”
“He would have loved you, you know. You would have made him laugh.”
“Alpha privileges.”
“You make him happier than I’ve ever seen him before. And he deserves that. So thank you. For taking care of him. [Asher singing in background] Is he…? Oh god, never mind. He doesn’t deserve anything.”
“That phrase is perfectly common, shut up. But… keep talking. Because I like your voice, you snot, and I missed hearing it.”
“You cannot tell when I need something… who am I fucking kidding? Yes you can.”
“I want to fuck you into this bed so hard that the frame breaks underneath us, and then fuck you into the floor even harder.”
“I love my pack but there isn’t a half decent cook in the entire group. [if you listen very closely you can hear Milo’s feral growling in the background]”
“No, I don’t like it when you hold me. Or when you nuzzle my neck. [proceeds to whimper]”
“Those sounds are for me.”
“There’s not much in this world I’d get on my knees for. But for you—always.”
“Where's the troublemaker? Out looking for a bear to fight one on one or something?”
“You’re one of my best friends, Milo. You’re family. And I’m very grateful for you.”
“You hold my heart in your hands, Angel.”
“God, you’re as bad as Ash. Sorry, don’t let me rob you of credit. You’re much worse. I love you too.”
“After all, who am I to say no to my Angel?”
“What am I gonna do with you?”
“Sappy. Yes you are. You’re my sappy, sentimental thief.”
“[scoff] You missed.”
“When I’m with you, I’m not an Alpha. I’m not a friend, I’m not a competitor, I’m… I’m David. And I thought I’d lost him a long time ago.”
“Tell me you didn’t just call that Pokemon ‘Daddy’.”
“Drive safe.”
“I want it to be whatever you want it to be.”
“Breathe. Relax into it. I’ve got you. It’s almost all the way in..”
“Tearing through clothes is fucking hot.”
“And to think, some people believe you’re nice. I like bite. And history says you do too.”
“It was worth every sleepless night. You are worth everything, angel.”
“I’m yours.”
“You’ve always had a way of being a ray of sunshine in my life, whatever the source of the darkness might be, whether that’s stuff from the outside, or stuff from inside of me.”
“Only if you do…”
“I don’t know if I should kill them or marry them.” (he chose marry them)
“You shouldn't be facing this alone. You're family. You're one of us. We love you.”
“We’ve got five minutes before the food gets here, we’ve done more with less.”
#i’m sorry this has taken way too long#redacted david#bubbler’s top quotes#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted angel
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Junelezen Day 3: A Realm Reborn
“Well, it’s been five years, right? I could stand to get out of the house, stretch my legs a little…”
#ffxiv#junelezen#junelezen 2022#she stuck around the house afterwards to try and continue her father Oliver’s research into the elementals#but because she didn’t quite have his access to conjury#she couldn’t control much#so she started thinking up other methods of research#and decided arcanima may be better suited for her#source of the quote is i made it the fuck up
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Welt: You're a loose cannon, Stelle.
Stelle: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
March 7th: I think you play by your own rules.
Dan Heng: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Dan Heng: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Stelle: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Caelus is a loose cannon.
Caelus: *smashes a chair*
#hsr incorrect quotes#hsr dan heng#hsr march 7th#hsr welt#hsr caelus#hsr stelle#hsr mc#honkai star rail#dan heng#march 7th#welt#caelus#stelle#source: i made it the fuck up
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Jake: "Oh, I’m too old for stuffed animals." Skill issue. Sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy, and therefore vastly superior.
#submission#source: user Solreefs on Tumblr#god i hope no one has done this before#at least with jake anyhow#btw i was gonna go with jade for this but then the phrase joyous whimsy was there#and for some reason i was decked by the thought of 'what if jake instead' lmao#also you know this gave me an excuse to reference dirk lmao#bro is getting MOCKED for not owning stuffed animals (he does have the fucked up puppets tho. those gotta count for something lmao)#//#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#jake english#dirk strider#mod terezi#those smuppets count for nothing i am afraid#they were not made with whimsy and are incapable of knowing joy
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Poe: IT'S OCTOBER FIRST YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
Ranpo: Spooky season?
Poe: NO THAT STARTED IN AUGUST, I MEAN INTERNATIONAL RACCOON APRECIATION DAY *holds up Karl like in the beginning of "The Lion King"*
yeah so October 1st is international raccoon appreciation day
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Genesis: So, I heard you got in trouble with the commander.
Angeal: This isn’t like you. What happened?
Sephiroth: Hojo was rambling again.
Angeal: What was it this time?
Sephiroth: He kept going on about how science is the greatest weapon we have.
Genesis: And…?
Sephiroth: I threw a flask at his head.
Genesis:
Angeal:
Sephiroth:
Angeal: Are you proud of yourself?
Sephiroth: Very.
#final fantasy vii#incorrect ff7 quotes#source: i made it the fuck up#sephiroth#sephiroth crescent#genesis rhapsodos#angeal hewley
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[ After the war. ]
Sokka: Why are we so set on helping Azula? She tried to kill us!
Toph: True, why don't we just leave her as she is? I could build a comfortable cell for her.
Aang: Guys just because Azula has been mean in the past doesn't mean we should be mean now. You can't fight fire with fire.
Katara: Aang's right. You should fight it with water.
Zuko: Is water a metaphor for kindness?
Katara: It's a metaphor for water.
#incorrect atla#source: i made it the fuck up#atla incorrect quotes#atla#azula#zuko#sokka#toph#aang#katara#Azula redemption i guess
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Kevin: I'm never debating with Streber ever again, he just started his argument with "riddle me this."
#not a submission#source: i made it the fuck up#spooky month#spooky month incorrect quotes#spooky month incorrect quote#kevin spooky month#streber spooky month#spooky month streber
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"The day I learn how to stop procrastinating... it's over for you bitches" -Marlene McKinnon (Probably)
#that woman procrastinated like it was an Olympic sport#mark my words#my source is that i made it the fuck up#marauders#marauders era#marlene mckinnon#incorrect quotes#harry potter incorrect quotes
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alright maybe it's the hyperfixation talking but can we talk about how the end scene of the incredible hulk reminds me of the end scene in wandavision:
cabin in a forest/mountain area
tea being brewed
ominous power usage (wanda reading the darkhold, bruce inducing a hulk out through meditation)
dramatic glowing eyes (wanda hearing her sons, bruce's days without incident counter dropping to zero)
#wanda maximoff#scarlet witch#bruce banner#hulk#wandavision#the incredible hulk (2008)#this may just be a coincidence and it probably is but like. it's making me have thoughts anyway#also yes ominous power usage is a thing. source: i made it the fuck up#this is also making me realize how little interaction bruce and wanda have???#which is justifiable considering she made him hallucinate back in aou#and he was rightfully pissed about it#(i have opinions about her being able to do that in the first place but anyway)#if marvel actually *wanted* to touch on the weirdness surrounding bruce's powers especially patterned after recent comics#(im.mortal hulk my beloved)#it could have made for an interesting contrast with wanda#especially with the “magical antichrist” imagery associated with her in the films#and bruce being a different sort of metaphorical devil figure#both of them surviving things that would have killed anyone else#because they were supposed to#and gamma being its own sort of“magic spell” to quote the comics#“when looked at from another angle”#this got rambly let me stop lol
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King Dedede: someone should give me a gold medal for running away from my problems like a marathon.
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That dumb clay tablet post has sent me down a rabbit hole and it's landed me on LinkedIn influencers
#googled the quote realized its completely made up but remembered this quote attributed to socrates looked it up found no credible sources#found out about linkedin influencers posting not real socrates quotes and memes like this to make weird smart sounding posts??#found out the socrates quote abt youth was actually said by a student in his dissertation in 1907 and has been misquoted for over a century#but now i know there's linkedin influencers out there. there's people using linkedin as their primary social media. this is fucked up#IM SUPPOSED TO BE WRITING MY JOB APPLICATIONS CAN MY BRAIN FOCUS!!!!!!!!!#yrsa rambles
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#finally got to show my friend SAO abridged and he appreciates it omg I'm so validated#I watched that shit in high school and it's lived rent free in my head ever since#actual SAO is such shallow gamer-fantasy vanilla isekai but the abridged series actually gave them character and chemistry#like. yeah some of it is classic abridged series 7th grade humor. but then they have an actual emotional moment and you're like oh shit#anyway abridged! Asuna and Kirito give me perpetual brainrot and I want to yell about it so here I am#look. maybe two immensely fucked up and antisocial people can actually find someone who understands and loves them#you ever think about that? huh? maybe we can all find human connection despite how much we desperately push others away#maybe it's okay to crack a joke about your friend killing himself and the cry into the shoulder of someone who cares about you#wow I got way too personal over a fucking anime abridged series. you're welcome.#I just basically repeated what Yui says. I'm not original I'm just quoting the source material they literally spell it out#they're on YouTube each episode is like 12 minutes long you don't need to know anything about the anime to watch it#if you liked actual SAO I'm not sorry for dishing on it that shit sucked#both versions made me laugh at the 'let's get married' bit but sao wasn't trying to make it a joke
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Bronya: I will stick this spear up your nostril!
Seele: Is this what we're resorting to? Bronya, we're in the Overworld. Nobody here knows what fuck means. Say it.
Stelle, supporting from behind: *do it bronya! say fuck!*
#hsr incorrect quotes#hsr stelle#stelle#hsr mc#caelus#hsr caelus#hsr bronya#bronya#hsr seele#seele#source: i made it the fuck up#the mc supports bronya in her swearing endeavors
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KARKAT: THERE IS ONE BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND YOU-
CALLIOPE: do yoU also write erotic fan fiction of yoU and yoUr friends?
KARKAT: UMMM.......................THERE IS ONE BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN US,
#submission#source i made it th fuck up at 2 am like a week ago#//#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#karkat vantas#calliope#mod terezi#your silence on the fanfic matter speaks volumes
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Monoxol, clearly struggling to fix a monopad: "I miss my husband."
OJ: " You don't have a husband??? "
Monoxol: "Thank fuck I don't have a husband."
Monoxol:
Monoxol: " I miss my husband. "
#source: i made it the fuck up#incorrect killing favorite quotes#monoxol#monoxol kf#Monoxol doesn't want a husband or a partner of any kind.#They were just referencing something and they forgot it was a reference and not just a random thing he said while struggling#killing favorites#based off something I did
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