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hi just wanted to say that i love Barbara & Lee in season 4 so much that my heart aches
#gotham fox#barbara kean#lee thompkins#also tabitha became more interestning for me in s4 idk?#anyway i still haven't finished this season#also the narrows arc..... i love it it reminds me of pathologic (2005)#and okay: sofia. i like her#sorry can't help myself
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crossmare spree
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This was going to suck.
Alan taxied Tracy Two into her hangar and groaned. Thunderbird Two was up on her struts, over module four, obviously undergoing a maintenance cycle. Virgil would be on the floor and he had no hope of avoiding his brother.
Not going to stop him from trying though.
Post flight, a grab of his bags and he was sneaking.
Stealth Tracy. He could do it.
First things first, locate Virgil.
From where he was standing there was no sight of him.
“Hey, Alan. Good trip?”
He jumped and dropped his bags. “Hell, Gordon, give a guy a heart attack.”
His fish brother raised his hands in defence. “Well, excuse me. Next time I’ll send you a morse code welcome from the other side of the Island so I don’t disturb you.”
Alan let out a sigh. “Okay, I’m sorry. Great to see you, too.”
And Gordon was staring at him. “Are you hiding?”
“Gor-“
“What happened to your face?” And his sunnies were ripped off his nose. “Ho, ha, this is gonna be great.”
He grabbed his glasses from his brother and shoved them back on his face. “Shut up, Gordon.”
“Does Virgil know?”
“No, and I’m trying to keep it that way, so shut up.”
His brother grinned at him and held out a hand. “For a price.”
“Price? What price?”
“Help me flush Four’s sanitary systems.”
“Aw, god, Gordon, no! I’m not cleaning up your shit.”
“Heh, then I’m going to go get Virg and have a discussion about your face.”
“Gordon, please.”
“Nope, sanitary flushing or embarrassed blushing.”
“You suck.” He glared at his brother. “I’m going to remember this. Next time Scott is after you, don’t bother coming to me for help.”
For the briefest of moments, Gordon’s eyes widened before he regained his composure. “We’ll see about that. Have fun with Virgil.” The aquanaut wandered off.
Aaargh, Gordon could be such a...
Something clattered on the concrete on the far side of the hangar. Alan shrunk into Tracy Two’s shadow.
Okay. Let’s do this.
Grabbing his bags he slipped along the edge of the hangar until he reached the module train. Creeping around the far side of module six, he peered out the around its backend.
Virgil was hanging from Two’s thruster assembly, head buried in a hatch.
Okay, he might just be able to manage this.
Stepping lightly as possible, he crept past his brother towards the elevator.
“Hey, Alan, welcome back.”
Damn.
“Uh, hey, Virg.” He refused to look up and just waved casually, his heart beating like crazy. Maybe those several metres up in the air would save him.
“Did you have a good time.”
“Had a blast. Brandon sure knows how to throw a party.”
“So I heard.”
Heard? “Uh, I’m a bit tired I’m just going to go upstairs and unpack.”
“See you at dinner.”
“Okay.”
“Oh, and Alan.”
“Yeah?”
“Nice sunnies.”
He almost looked up. Almost.
“Uh, thanks. See you later.”
Not if he could help it.
He beelined for the elevator. One annoying brother avoided...mostly...one more to go.
The elevator was blessedly cool and he leant against the silvery wall while the car carried him up to the residential levels. God, he hoped he could make it to his rooms. He felt hot and just ugh.
The elevator stopped just short of his destination.
Damn.
The doors opened and he held his breath.
Brains and Max entered and the ride resumed.
“Max, honestly, I d-do not know w-what you were thinking.”
The robot sputtered at his creator, beeping madly.
“But that was G-Gordon. You h-have an entire d-directive listing regarding his behaviour. Y-you know not to do everyth-thing he asks.”
Another impertinent beep.
“That is exactly why you h-have an entire d-directive listing!”
Apparently they hadn’t even noticed he was there.
The elevator slowed at his level and he made a point of edging around Brains. Max beeped at him, but Brains had fallen silent, chin on hand, elbow on wrist, as if posing for a sculptor.
Alan didn’t care, he just wanted out of there and threw himself around the corner.
Straight into Scott.
“Woah! Allie, welcome back! Hey steady there.” He wouldn’t admit it, but despite what he knew was about to happen and the suffering that would follow, it was good to see his eldest brother.
And kinda nice to be held by him too.
“What’s with the sunglasses?” He could almost count it down in his head. He looked up at those mirror image blue eyes and let his shoulders drop. This was so gonna suck. “Alan? What’s wrong with your face?”
His brother held both of his shoulders and peered at him. A moment and one hand gently peeled off the sunglasses. “Oh my god, Alan. What were you thinking?”
He let out a sigh. So busted. Who was he kidding. This was inevitable. “I guess I wasn’t thinking.”
“That much is very clear. You are going to the infirmary now.”
“Aw, Scott it isn’t that bad.”
“You have blisters, Alan!”
“I have?” He hadn’t really looked in a mirror since he left the Gold Coast. Brandon, of course, had laughed at him. It hadn’t seemed that serious. A bit of sunburn was all.
That’s what you get when you party all day in the Australian sun and forget your sunscreen.
Though come to think of it, he was feeling rather hot.
“Virgil, drop everything and meet me in the infirmary.”
“Aw, not Virg, really?”
Scott wrapped an arm around Alan’s shoulders and started to herd him towards the elevator. “He is the most qualified.”
“But it is only sunburn.”
The elevator doors closed behind them.
“Alan, you know I know you know all the symptoms of exposure, so don’t even bother.”
The arm around his shoulders was very gentle.
Virgil was standing in front of the elevator as the doors opened. How the hell he had gotten there so fast...but the expression on his second oldest brother’s face told him everything.
He hadn’t managed to sneak past at all. Virgil had been following him.
Nice sunnies indeed.
Virgil approached quietly, not saying a thing. One large finger reached up under Alan’s chin and tilted his head up gently. The medic sighed and a worried frown creased his brow.
But he didn’t say anything.
Virgil let him go and led them out of the elevator and into the infirmary.
Alan climbed onto the bed as directed and waited for the lambasting. After all, he knew he had been an idiot, and deserved every word.
“Where else?” Brown eyes were looking at him in concern.
“What?” Damn, he was hot.
“Where else did you get burnt.
“Oh, arms, hands, feet...and maybe my hair? Feels like my hair is on fire.”
“C’mon, lay down.” Scott was suddenly shoving a pillow under his head. The pillow was lovely and cool. His shoes were gently taken off and that was a relief in itself.
Virgil took his temperature and frowned even more. A glass of something was handed to him and he was told to drink. It wasn’t unpleasant, but it was obviously something medical. It was cool on his throat.
Grandma appeared and as with everything Grandma, it was fussing, hugs and, well,...love.
“Did Brandon know you were burnt this badly?” Something pricked his hand and he discovered Virgil had stuck him with an IV bag. Was that really necessary?
Gordon barrelled in. “Hey, Brandon has you on his vlog!” His brother held up his phone and all the family turned to watch.
And Alan saw himself for the first time.
Sunburn panda.
Omigod.
Very sunburnt panda.
In front of twenty odd million viewers.
“Thunderbird Five.” It was Commander Tracy who spoke.
His middle brother blinked into existence beside the bed. “What can I...Alan? What the hell?!”
“John, hack the Bear’s feed. I want those images gone.” John’s turquoise eyes lingered on Alan for a moment, before narrowing on the feed spouting from Gordon’s phone.
His voice was almost menacing in reply. “FAB.”
He blinked out.
Twenty seconds later, the Bear feed went offline. Rather abruptly.
Gordon was staring at Alan. “Allie, what the hell did you do to yourself?” Obviously the hangar had been dark enough to conceal at least a little of his colouring. “Blisters?”
Virgil was hovering with some kind of medicated cream in his hands. The next moment was absolute bliss as his brother applied the ever so cool, numbing wonderment to his face. He literally sagged into the bed.
“I was so, so stupid.”
“Yes, you were.” Virgil’s voice was a reassuring rumble. “But at least we know you won’t do it again.”
“No, no I won’t.”
John blinked in again and Alan found himself surrounded by his family. As Virgil started applying the cream to his feet, Alan suddenly wondered why he had been trying to hide from these people. Sure there would be nagging, perhaps some laughter and good natured ribbing, but...
Grandma reached over and draped a damp cloth over his hair. “Feeling a bit better, dear?”
“Yes, Grandma.” It was only a bit of sunburn, but... “Thank you, guys.”
“Don’t do it again.” Scott, as always worried.
“Look after yourself better, Alan.” Virgil, always caring.
“Don’t make me keep an extra eye on you.” John, always watching.
“A panda! I’ve always wanted to see a panda!” Gordon, always loving.
Grandma gently brushed a stray hair off his forehead. “Rest, honey.” Always Mom.
His family.
-o-o-o-
#thunderbirds are go#thunderbirds fanfiction#thunderbirds#Alan Tracy#nuttyfic reblog#yeah I've reblogged it before#But I reread it last night and it is a favourite#sorry can't help myself
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People will act like the two options are either eating animal products or buying fake leather and eating quinoa
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Novice sewing pattern: Cut out shapes. Line up the little triangles on the edges. Stitch edges together. We've also included step-by-step assembly instructions with illustrations.
Novice knitting pattern: yOU MUSt uNDerstANd thE SECret cOdE CO67 (73, 87, 93) BO44 (63, 76, 90) 28 (32, 34) slip first pw repeat 7x K to end *kl (pl) 42 * until 13" (13, 13, 15) join new at 30 pl for 17 rows ssk 27 k2tog mattress lengthwise BO and sacrifice a goat to the knitting gods. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT "INSTRUCTIONS," I JUST GAVE THEM TO YOU
#knitting#no it's not a real pattern but I can't write one that makes sense because I have no freaking clue what any of that means#How do you make things that aren't basic rectangles#Why has every knitter I've asked for help just said 'patterns are easy; you just have to know how to read them' & then refused to teach me#Where do I even find a goat to sacrifice#How do I join the pattern cult#I am so confused#I've been knitting for almost a decade but I can only make scarves and potholders#I learned one (1) stitch by watching a YouTube video and none of my friends or family knit so I have no IRL resources#And nobody I meet seems to want to take the time to explain the rest to me#I taught myself to sew through trial and error but that doesn't really work with knitting because error is pretty much just... Unraveling?#Anyway sorry for the tag rant I'm just frustrated that I see pretty things I want to make but the instructions are in an alien language#And the gap between 'absolute novice' and 'intermediate' seems to be about 20 years of experience and formal instruction
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there are only two weeks people, stay strong
#loz#totk spoilers#sidon#link#sidlink#might be doing a little bit of thirst posting! oppsies teehee#sorry can't help myself#call me pescatarian the way I be eating him up😋#myart
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Happy Valentine's Day! (and this blog's first post anniversary!)
#poorly drawn mdzs#better drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#Woah...it's been a whole *year* since I took the leap and uploaded my 'first attempt' art.#It's outdated now but it holds a special place in my heart for the fact it started all of this off.#Calling this 'poorly-drawn' was always about accepting that my art was going to be imperfect and messy - and doing it anyways!#There has been a staggering number of times I have drawn something I almost didn't upload because I didn't think it was 'good enough'#only for someone to say they liked it - or that it made them laugh. And it has helped me realize -#-The worst critic for my work has always been myself. If I listened to it all the time...well we would not be here now B'*)#And now that I have dabbled in other fandoms I can truly see how lucky was to start out with the MXTX fans.#The supportive messages and tags have truly been a guiding force toward my artistic and self improvement.#I really can't describe how grateful I am.#Thank you for seeing something worth rooting for when I was just figuring things out.#Thank you for being sweeter than the candy I have strategically hidden in the nooks and crannies of this house.#But watch out! If you forget to find them we will get ants.#I remembered to not hide chocolate in the bed this year. Yes I know it melted last time. Yes it did stain. I'm still sorry.#Thank you for loving me regardless <3 Even if it looked like I shit the bed real bad.
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Whenever I see some of Charles’ rather absurd attempts to park his car I always imagine Max stepping in to teach him how to reverse park.
Charles is naturally reluctant at first, there’s even a little annoyance simmering beneath the surface because he absolutely does not need Max teaching him how to do anything behind the wheel. His brain turns to mush though the second Max puts his arm over Charles’ headrest so he can look behind as he reverses.
Charles thinks it really shouldn’t be as hot as it but Max’s body is turned towards him, his chest open and looking even broader than usual, his t-shirt clinging hold of his biceps, the thick line of his neck exposed as he peers over his shoulder. Charles pays close attention - not to the parking though - to the way Max looks when he parks. It’s easy, cool, confident.
And at the end of the demonstration the only reversing Charles is interested in is reversing himself back up onto Max’s cock.
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Kids at the House of Hearth: You know, we're finally getting a Mother!
Furina, dejected: Oh... I- I see...
Kids, slamming marriage certificate on the table in front of her: It's you. Sign here.
#genshin#genshin impact#arlefuri#furina#arlecchino#saw a 'Furina - Lady of House of Hearth' au and couldn't help myself#sorry don't remember whose au it is#can't believe no one has done it yet
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leisurely hunting habits
#my art#hannibal#hannibal lecter#will graham#sorry for drawing the goofiest dogs in the fucking world i can't help myself
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I can't believe Mike friend zoned Will and then Will immediately friend zoned him back and Mike got all sad and quiet and retreated back "In the Closet (at Rink o Mania)"
(yes, that moment is the exact line the song starts playing, you can check)
vs when he realizes Will already thought so
#also why does be look like he's wearing white under eyeliner#or like thos fake drawn on bottom lashes#i can't unsee it help#byler fight#music#stranger things#byler#he looks so deflated it's so sad#like oh#i only had to defend that point...to myself#no it's cool i get it#i just thought- maybe you thought we were mor-#no sorry it's stupid#that was stupid sorry let's just go i don't wanna talk anymore#you never suspected a thing and that's good but you didn't even want to#subtext#for the tagsss
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Lizzy, why are you looking at me with those scared eyes? It's me! Your fiancé! Don't you want to stay with me for ever?
#black butler#kuroshitsuji#ciel phantomhive#coraline AU#i dont like AUs in general but i love this movie so much ;; i can't help myself hehe#Sebastian is the cat :> between the two worlds as the mf he is#hope you like it!#im sorry if it's too messy im not used to 3D style 🥺 i wanted to do a 3D model but im a newbie hehe#Undertaker is mister B lol#cause he's weird Af 😂#he spies on lizzy through phuntom plushie
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every time i exit like, an exchange writing period, and i no longer have a deadline, i start to become dizzy with "i should be writing right now--no writing??? i do NOT need to be writing right now??? cannot be right?????? writing??????"
anyway i've decided to use a poll to make you all into people who can create a deadline for me (and also i've started using habitica and want to try to write a LITTLE daily). there's no guarantee this is the one i'll actually go with given i've asked this like SIX TIMES in the past few months but this time it is a poll and also this time i'm trying to start writing daily again, so maybe this time it'll stick, idk??? so:
#bangs my head against a wall. sorry i keep using you all to judge interest to then judge whether i want to write something.#i am running into this problem where a lot of my wips are either busy waiting because they're for zines so i can't actually post them#i'm out of exchanges i actually wanna join until recursive opens to authors#and i really DO want to write something without deadline it's just that that's scary.#SO. i am like. out here trying to hold myself accountable i guess?#if it helps the one i'm currently MOST likely to write is the space heist i just have to figure out how to plan it#however if there's a bunch of interest in any of these i'll probably do that#especially since several of these are like. active wips. they Have Writing.
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Do you think Buck and Tommy rough-house/wrestle sometimes to see who gets to top for the night?
Oh yeah, I think they would! Tommy sometimes lets Buck win because he secretly loves bottoming for him. But that's not to say Buck can't win on his own. He absolutely can. He learned a thing or two from his SEAL days. When he pins Tommy to the floor, Tommy gets his breath knocked right out of him, and he just involuntarily moans and rolls his hips and just-
Ahem! Sorry! Got a little sidetracked there, but yes, yep, I think they do totally wrestle/rough-house to decide who tops.
#evan buckley#tommy kinard#bucktommy#tevan#kinley#incorrect quotes#incorrect 911 quotes#sorry this turned into a bottom Tommy top Buck thing#but I can't help myself
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Hello love! Hope you are well!
So I’ve had this cute idea for a while with AleRudy poly! Where Alejandro and their s/o spoil Rudy for a day, like make him dinner,, whatever you think lolz and then end it by both Ale and s/o spooning him?? I think it would be adorable!!
Hey there! I don't think I made this as fluffy as I could have, and for that I am truly sorry! But I tried!
Spoiling Rodolfo
I feel like he’d be surprised at first. Don’t get me wrong, he doesn’t doubt the love you and Alejandro have for him one bit, but he never would have thought you’d go out of your way to spoil him this much. First you bring him breakfast in bed, essentially waking him with a kiss to each side. It was all there, French toast, eggs, orange juice. He didn’t have to lift a finger. Naturally, as he got out of bed, he’d try to make it up to you by cleaning up after himself, only for you and Alejandro to stop him from doing so, forcing him back onto the bed once again. Rodolfo would grow suspicious. Did he miss an important date? Did the both of you miss an important date? It wasn’t like it was his birthday either, but he couldn’t for the life of him remember something that you did where you had to make it up to him either. For the time being, he’d simply accept his fate. Eventually, he would get up to check up on you. And then there was the barrage of gifts. They were lovely, naturally, but what did he do to deserve them? Again, he would grow even more suspicious. From the beautiful flowers to the small stickers you stuck on him, he wouldn’t know what to do. However, he wouldn’t say something immediately. Maybe he can think of why you’re being especially nice to him himself. Were you about to get into a lot of trouble? Were you just trying to get on his good side?
Of course, Alejandro made the suggestion of going out together, spending the time outside to do whatever it is he wanted. And then came the idea of having a picnic, since it was nice and warm outside. As you went to pay for all the items, with Rodolfo already taking out his wallet, you almost tackled him to get him to put it away. Alejandro paid, even though he shouldn’t have. You were three people, and with the amount of snacks you bought it didn’t come cheap either. From a massage to a heartfelt poem from you, it all started to seem like a little too much. Again, Rodolfo doesn’t doubt the love you feel for him, but it seems a bit off. However, you wouldn’t give him a satisfying answer either when asked about it. Were you going to break up with him after all this time? Making your last day together as beautiful as possible so he had something to cry over? He hoped not, but it didn’t seem impossible with how nice you were being towards him. A kiss to the cheek, you even gave him a plushie of a small cat, claiming its silliness reminded you of him. Why on Earth would you do all of this? Why go to these lengths?
Even around dinnertime, when you wouldn’t let him help out, he almost felt a bit sad. Sure, it was nice to not have to lift a single finger for a day, but why? He loved helping out, you both knew that. He was very much an active man at home, doing what he could to keep everything clean and in order. He didn’t mind cooking for you either, pouring his heart and soul into every meal for you. Rodolfo adored doing something for you, so he wasn’t used to being on the receiving end of it all. The meal was delicious, but he felt almost sad as he was unable to help you out at least even a little bit. You watched his favorite movie with him, you took pictures of him with his silly cat plushie, hell, you would have likely spoon fed him as well on that day. He couldn’t shake the feeling that something was wrong. What have the both of you been up to? He would ask you again regarding it all when you were spooning him, trapping him on either side. It would take the most embarrassing nicknames that you only use on him to calm his nerves. Something along the lines of “Hush, Rudy-Poody, can’t we show our love and appreciation for you for once? You always make us feel good, so it was time to return the favor.” and “Mi esposo, you need to have more trust in us. Sometimes we just wanna see you smile as well. Cheer up, we just wanted to spoil just once in this life.”
He’d sort of cringe at the nickname you gave him, but it was the reassurance he needed since you only ever used it when you were being especially sappy. You didn’t get in trouble again, you were simply a bunch of lovesick fools. He’d give you a kiss on the nose and a smile. However, he would also try to turn around as Alejandro was spooning him, only for the colonel to not budge in the slightest, saying that Rodolfo shouldn’t be tossing and turning like this. No kissy for Alejandro it seemed. Rodolfo was this close to just wrestling him down for that kissy. Although he can’t really get used to the feeling of being spoiled, he will accept it for just that day. He will pay the both of you back in his style, though. You will also be spoiled. He couldn’t wait to team up with one of you to spoil the third one. All three of you will have had a day like this at some point.
#cod#cod x reader#alerudy#alerudy x reader#alejandro vargas#alejandro vargas x reader#rodolfo parra#rodolfo parra x reader#Y'all have no idea just how tired I am I had a long day today but I had some time to write for the first time in like a week#don't worry I didn't forget about the fluff alphabet requests but I don't have a lot of time to write anymore#I still have to study for my driver's license so I'm left with barely any time at all for myself#sorry if this has mistakes again I am super tired today but I wanted to write something again#I will be working on a few letters for the alphabet for Nikolai today so I should be able to post it within the next few days#I have the test again this Friday and I am so worried about not passing again. but I will be trying my best again as well#I wanna take a nap so bad but there's like a million things I should be doing right now and I have no time for any of them#so yeah it'll be a while before I'm properly back with writing. sorry about that but I can't help it life is hard#work and being in a new environment isn't helping either. I will be back in my regular environment next month but I still wanna go back#again sorry this isn't too fluffy but I really didn't feel the fluff at all tonight. I tried
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hurt/comfort starters!!
trigger warnings: blood, injury, vom*t, panic attack
❝ lay down. you need to lay down. put your head in my lap. ❞
❝ i think i’m about to pass out. ❞
❝ what happened to you? come inside. come inside. ❞
❝ i know it’s late, but... i need you here. ❞
❝ [name]. you’re bleeding. ❞
❝ the more you freak out, the faster you’re going to bleed. just take it easy. ❞
❝ just keep talking to me. ❞
❝ you’re safe. it’s just a panic attack. just squeeze my hands, okay? ❞
❝ can you talk? ❞
❝ stay with me— hey. [name]? oh my god, please don’t do this. ❞
❝ please don’t leave. ❞
❝ you’re not gonna die. i’m not gonna let you die. ❞
❝ i know you want to sleep, but you need to stay awake for me. ❞
❝ it’s okay. just go to sleep. i’ll be here when you wake up. ❞
❝ it hurts. oh my god, it hurts— ❞
❝ it’s not as bad as it looks, i swear. ❞
❝ i know it hurts. just hang in there, okay? ❞
❝ i’ve got you. you’re safe now. ❞
❝ i need you to tell me what’s wrong. what are you feeling? ❞
❝ it’s okay. it’s alright. let it out. ❞
❝ there’s nothing to be embarrassed about. you’re sick. ❞
❝ let me make you some soup. ❞
❝ let me make you some tea. ❞
❝ i didn’t want to worry you. ❞
❝ it’s okay to cry. i know it hurts. ❞
❝ wrap your arms around my neck. i’m gonna carry you. ❞
❝ i’m gonna take good care of you. don’t you worry. ❞
❝ please help me. please. ❞
❝ stop moving, just let me hold you. ❞
❝ breathe with me. in and out... good job. just keep doing that. ❞
❝ i can’t feel my hands— ❞
❝ i can’t move it. i think it’s broken. ❞
❝ i can’t see. ❞
❝ i’m not gonna let anything happen to you. ❞
❝ don’t look at it. just keep your eyes closed, and breathe. ❞
❝ thank you for being here with me. ❞
#SURPRISE more whump starters#i'm sorry i can't help myself#rp meme#whump meme#rp sentence starters#blood tw#injury tw#vomit tw#emetophobia tw#panic attack tw#hurt/comfort
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