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#polls#avatar the last airbender#princess azula#sorry if the full quote doesn't fit#but if you have another then please state it in the tags!#i'd be happy to hear from you!#one other quote that i really like is 'that's a sharp outfit chan careful you could puncture the hull of an empire-class fire nation#battleship leaving thousands to drown at sea...because...it's so sharp'#that one always gets me rolling 🤣#also an unofficial one 'hello this is princess azula of the fire nation and i've got a public service message:#don't set the world on fire make it your bitch instead'
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Everything Everywhere All at Once
You have always loved Vernon and that much he knows. What he doesn't know is that you love him more than a best friend probably should. He also doesn't know you're virgin; but that has no correlation, right? Or does it?
What you don't know about him? Well, he's in love with you too. And surprise, surprise, he's a virgin too.
pairing: reader x vernon, she/her!reader x vernon, virgin!reader x virgin!vernon, inexperienced!reader x somewhat experienced!vernon, bottom!reader x top!vernon (but no real power dynamics)
words: 3.9k
content: smut, fluff, slight angst
warnings: dirty talk (subtle), begging, praising, fingering, first time for mcs, protected sex, kinda love making, very sappy tbh, vernon is vry horny, they're desperate for each other, petnames (for reader: babe, baby, sweetheart, my girl, girlfriend / for vernon: babe, baby, boyfriend), vernon is called pretty, slight angst ig?, reader wears lingerie
note: MINORS/AGELESS/BLANK BLOGS DNI. i first thought of this idea after playing a silly kpop dating game with my bff and i got vernon as my best friend and first time,,, i thought it fit him all too well so i decided to write it! you absolutely don't have to know the movie EEAAO to read this, it's absolutely not related to its story. the last paragraph of the fic is inspired by a quote from EEAAO which i'll put here "of all the places i could be, i just want to be here with you." (same quote as on the banner). also, once again, shout out to @homerunhansol for hyping me up while i was in the process of writing this and for being so excited! this one is for you, my fav dolly 🫶
You love Vernon. You really do. You don't think you could have lived your life without him and thanks god you didn't had to. You often talk about being soulmates with each other; how the feeling of being together transcends anything else. Any love you have ever felt feels so little compared to what he makes you feel.
And people must be thinking how lucky you are to have such a wonderful partner.
But here's the problem: Vernon is your best friend and you have been in love with him for as long as you can remember.
As Vernon looks at his best friend sat next to him, on his couch, in his dorm, he wonders how a situation can feel so blessed and yet so cursed. He truly thinks being your best friend is the greatest gift in his life; you are an amazing friend, you never fail to support him and let him know how precious he is to this world. You understand every single one of his obsessions, from movies to cats to tacos. Despite all of this, you will forever – at least he thinks so – a source of hurt for him. Vernon has been in love with you for as long as he can remember and that's a lot of time. You have always been part of his life, just like his love for you has always been here, rooted deep in his heart, never swaying or moving aside for anyone else.
He knows it's all because of this love that he's still a virgin. He also knows that he probably should have gotten over it by now and lose his virginity with the numerous girls who have tried to get with him. He truly knows all this and yet he cannot get over this deep-rooted emotion he feels when you look at him, just as you are doing right now.
"Vernon? Earth to Vernon?" you say, waving your hand in front of his eyes, "Are you even listening to me?" you ask him, chuckling.
"Sorry, was up in my head for a sec." he answers, turning to give you his full attention.
"Let me guess, were you thinking about Everything Everywhere All at Once, again?" you tease him in a smile.
"No, I wasn't," he says, frowning a little, "It wasn't anything important." It was important.
"Okay, if you say so!" you tell him cheerfully, "Anyway, as I was saying, I was on a date with this boy and you know what was one of his first question?" you ask him, waiting for his answer which comes in a shake of his head, "If I was a virgin!" you say, dropping your hand in a dramatic way, "When I told him I was still one, he bolted out of that café-"
"Wait, you're still a virgin?" Vernon asks, completely surprised at the news. If there was someone who could pulled anyone, it'd be you.
"Oh, you missed that part too?" you tell him, still annoyed at the memory of said boy, Vernon nodding again, too shocked to let any words out, "yeah I confessed to- no I mean, I broke the news like 5 minutes ago. What you were thinking about must have been really important. Anyway, now I’m thinking I really need to get rid of my virginity card because it's blocking every relationship for me."
"But how can you get rid of it? It's not like you're going to jump on the first boy who's slightly interested in you?" he says, in disbelief at your words, "Right?"
"No! Of course not," you say trying to calm down your nerves at what you're about to say, "That's why I was thinking about this- What if you become my first time?" you finally throw as Vernon takes a sip of his coke, making him choke on it.
"What?" he answers in a strangled voice.
"Listen to me before you say no, please!" you beg, your hands joined in front of you, "I just- I trust you and I love you and you are definitely experienced," I am definitely not, Vernon thinks to himself, his cock already straining in his pants at the thought of even touching you, "And I can't think of anyone else better than you for this." you conclude, looking desperately in his eyes for any sign that you did not scared him away.
"This is a crazy idea, Y/N." his voice still hoarse from the coke incident.
"It really isn't," you fight back, "We don't have to talk about it to anyone. It will just be between me and you."
"Do you really trust me with this?" he asks you, pondering about the idea. if I say yes, when I say yes, it will be for me only, Vernon says to himself. So selfish. "If we do this, I have one request." Vernon tells you, already knowing his answer.
"Anything you want." you tell him, already eager to please. Cute.
"You have to watch Everything Everywhere All at Once with me." he asks, making this easier on purpose – if he’s true to himself he’s doing it mostly for him rather than you.
It's a few days later, when you scrubbed every inch of your skin that you and Vernon meet up – in your apartment (as it is roommate free) so you can, quite literally, fuck around. If someone told you months ago, you'd be doing this with your best friend, you wouldn’t believe them.
When Vernon walks in your apartment, you can see the anxiety on his face and in the way he holds himself. You’re starting to think you have broken your best friend with your proposition.
"You good?" you ask him, getting a hold of his hand, making him jump out.
"Y-Yeah! I'm fine," he tells you, his cock hardening already hardening against his pants for you.
"Come on," you say as you give him your hand, leading him to the bedroom.
When you both go into your room, Vernon notices how it is cleaner than any other day, no clothes lying on the floor (even though that will not last) while your bed is done nicely. You sit down at the foot of the bed, Vernon still standing in front of you.
"How- How do we process?" Vernon asks you, his knees shaking slightly.
"We don't have to do this, you know?" you say softly, "Maybe it was a bad idea after all." you mumble.
"No, no, no," he tells you hastily, falling on his knees to get to eyes level with you, "It's fine. I want to do this." he says, holding your hands tightly. "Do you?"
"Yeah, I want to do this too." you say, looking up at him with doe eyes.
"That's good to know," he chuckles slightly, stroking your hand with his thumb, "Can I kiss you?"
"Hm, you can." The nerves starting to get to you too, before easing up when Vernon gets a hold of your hand.
He leans in slowly at first, so you can back out at any moment but when he feels your hand squeeze his in a you can kiss me, he slams his lips to yours. He feels your hands move to his shirt, grabbing it tightly. After a few seconds of a sweet kiss, you part, feeling the emotion of finally sharing a kiss settle down in the pit of your stomach. You hide your face in his neck, whining softly.
"What is it?" he whispers, rubbing your back over your shirt.
"Nothing, 'm fine." you mumble, raising your head slightly, kissing at his jaw, making him shudder. You make your way back to his mouth, leaving a trail of wet kisses along the way. Vernon hisses at each one, feeling sensitive already, his cock getting harder every time your lips touch his skin.
"Can I kiss you again?" you whisper against his lips.
"Of course," he says as he gets up, "Come on, lay down for me."
"Y-Yeah, okay."
"Good." he says as he gets onto the bed, holding himself up above you.
"Come here," you mumble softly, raising your arms to touch him, "please."
Vernon lowers himself, your nose touching, as you close the space between your lips, opening your mouth slightly. You moan quietly when he starts to kiss you harder as if he wanted to do this his whole life. If only you knew.
As the kiss gets even more heated, you start to play with the hem of his shirt, wanting him to get it off so you can feel him completely.
"Want me to get this off?" he asks you, trying to keep it together for your sake. After all, you think he has experience.
"Yeah," you breath out, "I can take mine off too." you whisper softly.
"it's okay, you don't have to," he utters, sitting up on his heels, "Anything you're comfortable with."
"I want to." you tell him, looking up with shiny eyes.
"Alright, baby." he answers before pulling up his shirt, revealing his toned torso, blushed a light pink.
"You look so pretty-" you sigh out, laying your hand on his stomach, feeling his happy trail under your palm.
"T-Thank you." he mumbles, reaching out for your shirt in a sign that he wants to see you too. Your shirt gets pulled off in a few seconds, revealing a pretty baby pink bra, made mostly of lace.
"Fuck- You look so good," he moans out, his pants getting tighter at every passing second, “Is this for me?" he asks in a low voice, reaching out for your chest, almost hissing – as you moan – at the sensation of the lace under his fingers, as if it burns him.
"Hm, yeah," you admit in a small voice, "Wanted to be pretty for you- It's a matching set, too." you moan out at the way he plays with your covered tits. He must have done this to so many girls, you think to yourself, and you feel the tears welling up in your eyes but you push it down. If you can have him at least once, you will take it. No matter how much it hurts.
"You're going to kill me," he whines, the desperation making the fire in the pit of his stomach grow bigger and bigger, "Can I see?"
"Yeah." you nod, feeling the shyness gather up in a blush all the way down your neck. As soon as the words are out of your mouth, he works at the buttons on your pants, chuckling slightly at the way his hands are shaking from nervousness. Once your pants slide down, Vernon gasps at the way your baby pink panties hug your pussy so well.
"It looks gorgeous- No, I mean- You look gorgeous." he sighs out, the stress making him mumble rapidly.
"Thank you," you exhale, clutching onto his hand tightly, "Why are you so nervous? You already did this. I’m sure you know what to do."
"Well- I know what I’m doing b-but only up until this point." he mumbles under his breath, finally confessing to being a virgin too.
"What do you mean?" you ask, not quite understanding the situation.
"I mean- I already did all this and some more. I already used my fingers on someone but-" he chokes out, the words not quite wanting to form in his throat, "I’m a virgin too."
"Oh." you say softly, shocked that your best friend – whom you are deeply in love with and who's extremely hot, is a virgin too. He softly lets go of his hold on your hand, understanding that you might want to back out of your arrangement. After all, this is not what you were expecting.
"I’d understand if you don't want to keep going." he utters.
"Hey," you interject gently, holding his hand once again, "Can I know why?"
He sighs out; "Maybe one day I will tell you." In a very very very long time.
"Okay, that's fine," you smile, "It doesn't matter anyway."
"No? It doesn't?" he asks, surprised.
"No, it doesn’t. I want you," you reply, looking up at him, a pleading look across your face, "And I’m so wet. You can't just leave me like this."
"Fuck- Okay," he murmurs, knowing you want him and not his experience making this whole situation way different, "What can I do? I don't want to do something you don't want."
"Will you touch me? Please?" you ask, your hands softly touching his back, goosebumps appearing on his skin.
"Can you open your legs for me, baby?" he asks, his hands pushing your legs open gently. You fall open at his might, Vernon seeing your pretty panty with a wet patch already showing.
"Shit baby- You're so fucking wet for me already."
"i told you so," you whine as your hips buck at him, "Will you touch me n-" you choke out, not even being able to finish your phrase that his fingers meet over your panties, rubbing your clit in a circle motion. Your moans fill the room pretty soon and its only music to Vernon’s ears.
"You sound so good for me- you're driving me crazy." he tells you, his cock pressing against the harshness of his pants' seam making him groan out. He knows he already ruined his briefs from how much pre-cum is oozing from his cock.
"Shit- Vernon," you say, choking out on your moans, "Just get rid of my panties, please."
"Y-Yeah, of course, sure," he mumbles, panicking at the thought of seeing your pussy in full light. He tugs at your panties, your hips raising to help him get it off, "You look so pretty," he says, the second it's off, already teasing your hole with one finger, "Everywhere. You look so pretty, everywhere." he rectifies, blushing deeply. "I’ll start slow, okay? Tell me if it hurts or you want me to stop."
"Don't worry," you say as you grasp at his other hand, intertwining your fingers together, "I will." you whisper, bringing your intertwined hands to your lips, kissing his knuckles.
He slowly thrust his index, feeling your warmth hugging him tight, making him wonder how the fuck are you even gonna take his cock.
“You good, babe?” he tells you, breathless, brushing your hair out of your face messily.
“Yeah- feels so good.” you say, in a high pitch, already choking on pleasure. “You can move. I- can take it.” you assure him, closing your eyes, letting your body fall into the slow rhythm he settled for.
Vernon works you open slowly, your hips bucking up slightly at the sensation after he adds a second finger.
“You’re so tight, sweetheart,” he says, your walls clamping around his fingers, “How are you even going to take me?” he mumbles under his breath as he never stops his movements, bringing you so close to the edge.
“I’m so close, please-” You beg, wanting to fall off the edge already. Your hand grips his even harder, wanting to feel him all at once.
“You can come whenever, okay? Just let me know,” he replies, adding pressure to your clit with his thumb, “I might need to prepare my heart to see my pretty girl cum.”
“Stop being so silly,” you say, short of breath, “you might kill the mood.”
“I’m not silly,” he says out loud but as you fall of the edge he adds, “I’m just in love with you.” quietly, thinking you will not hear it with the fog shortening all of your sensations but your sense of touch. You feel Vernon everywhere; in the depth of your brain, thoughts of him dazing everything for you and also in the beating of your heart, how it slows down when his breath gets caught in his throat and how it speeds up when he utters a word, especially when he confesses of being in love with you. Your pleasure keeps going up and up, thinking of how he’s in love with you as much as you’re in love with him, until it starts to goes down and you realize he doesn’t know you heard him and that you love him too.
“Me too.” you whisper, once you catch your breath, as if loving him is still a shameful secret that should never be brought into daylight.
“This is not the kind of things people say after their first orgasm.” he utters as he rubs at your hips, “How are you feeling?”
“I’m in love with you too.” you clarify, bringing your hand up to the hair falling into his eyes as shock can be read on his face.
“Y-you heard me?” he answers quietly, his world slightly crumbling around him as his brain didn’t register your words just yet.
“Yeah, I did.” you chuckle slightly as your rub at his hand, waiting for realization to hit him. Realization that you love him too.
“Shit- this is so ba-” he starts, before cutting himself off, “did you just say you’re in love with me too?”
“Yeah, I did.” You repeat, amusement showing on your face.
“Oh. Oh.” He utters, happiness making its way on his face as quickly as pink tint his cheeks, “Do you, really? You’re not just saying this, right? It’s not an in-the-moment thing? You really do, right?” he babbles fast, nervousness still present within his heart – and in his voice.
“Vernon, baby,” you say, grabbing his face in your two hands, stroking his cheeks, “I’ve been in love with you since the first time I got to learn about love. This is the cheesiest thing I can probably say but it’s the truth. You’re who taught me love, who made me realize I’d never settle for someone who loves me less than you do. Trust me when I say I love you; I do, in every way. As a best friend and as a girl who thought she was in an unrequited love all of her life.” you confess, hoping it can ease his nerves – mostly so he can fuck you. You want him even more, now.
“Do you know you just made this whole thing way hotter, now?” He mumbles, redness still covering his cheeks – and even his torso.
“By confessing my undying love for you?” you giggle, your hands resting on his shoulders, playing with his hair at back of his neck, “I’m glad then, baby.”
“Do you want to keep doing this?” he asks, leaning down to kiss at your neck, leaving a trail of kisses from one side to the other as your hands wrap around his shoulder, whining at the way he’s so eager to please you.
“Baby- yeah, please,” you plead, “I want you.”
Vernon groans slightly at your desperation, thinking that maybe all along you wanted to have him and not just to have someone take your virgin card. Vernon keeps leaving kisses along your neckline, your collarbones, your jaw, slowly working you two up again; you, pleased by the sensation of his warm mouth marking your body forever and him, thrilled to please you as he hears your sweet whimpers begging him to fuck you. He detaches himself from you, despite your whines making him want to grab you in his arms and never let you go, to take a condom from his jean’s back pocket. He climbs on the bed again, sitting on his heels as he puts the condom on, while you watch him resting on your elbows.
“Are you ready?” Vernon asks as he finds his place over you again, opening your legs slightly with his hand while you lay down again.
“Hm, I am,” you whisper, brushing his hair back, “Are you?”
“Y-yeah,” he says, offering his hand to you in a please hold me, “take a deep breath for me, okay? I read it can sting but we will go slow, okay?”
“Yeah,” you whisper, “I trust you.” you add before he pushes his tip inside. He keeps going so he fully settles in you, your pussy clenching around him as your hand squeezes his.
“You’re okay?” he asks, nuzzling his nose against your cheek before leaving a full of love kiss against it.
“Hm, j-just give me a minute.” you utter out, leaning into his touch against your cheek.
“You feel so good around me, my girl.” he whispers as he moans out loud at the way you clench around him at his words.
“Y-you can move.” you tell him, feeling your slight pain subside, only for pleasure to replace it.
As soon as he settles a gentle rhythm, you can feel his pleasure building up as he moans out louder at every passing second, your whines mixing with his, your pleasure sitting in the pit of your stomach.
“Babe- fuck, I’m not gonna last long,” he whines, loving the way you tighten around him, “You feel so good- fuck, you’re so good for me.” he mumbles incoherently, pleasure taking over his every cells.
“It’s okay, it’s okay,” you whimper, “you can cum, cum for me, cum for me, baby,” you tell him, holding him as he plops against your chest, his hip giving one last push as he comes, burbling against your shoulder – a mix of moans, I love you’s and thank you’s.
You rub his back for a few minutes, waiting for him to come down his high, feeling his breath hit your neck every time he exhales. His heart, which you feel strumming against your chest, slowly calm down before he pulls out of you and gets up to get rid of the condom. He’s quickly back on the bed, holding himself over you, his face still harboring a pretty hue of red, drops of sweat still showing at his hairline.
“You look so pretty,” you whisper, looking up at him with stars in your eyes, “I love you.”
“I love you too,” he whispers, a deeper shade of red creeping on his cheeks, “you didn’t come.” He mumbles under his breath, a slight pout making its way on his lips.
“It’s okay,” you mumble, slowly pushing him back so you can straddle him, “we have a whole life now, don’t we?” you laugh, kissing his cheek before getting up, “Come on! We need to shower.”
It’s only after a shared shower and countless kisses that you find yourself under the sheet again your head resting against his naked chest. You gently play with his fingers as it rests over the sheet, his other hand lightly rubbing at your bare back, giving you goosebumps all over.
“What now?” he says quietly, as if he expects you to let him slip through your fingers.
“Now, you can call me your girlfriend,” you chuckle slightly, knowing he doesn’t how to go about the new relationship, “and I’ll call you my boyfriend.” Vernon giggles at your corniness, loving how you can ease up his nerves so quickly.
“Okay, girlfriend. What do you want to do for our first date?” he asks after leaving a kiss on the top of your head.
You think for a few seconds, still playing with his fingers as he rests his chin on your head, before you sit up quickly, turning around to face him.
“I know, I know!” you say loudly, almost jumping up and down from excitement.
“Okay, babe,” he says, brushing a strand of hair behind your ear, “care to share a thought?”
“Let’s have watch Everything Everywhere All at Once as a first date!” you tell him, proud of your idea.
“Oh, didn’t I choose my girl well?” he says before grabbing your arm, making you fall down in his embrace again.
No matter what the future holds for you and Vernon, you both know that despite all the places you could be, you both just you want to be with each other. In every world. In every timeline. And in every universe.
thank you SO much for reading! remember that likes, reblogs and comments are always appreciated so don't hesitate if you liked it 🫶
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my thing about izaya is that he's so strange and weird and i love that so much. i didn't want to ramble too much in the notes of that poor person's post but i find the way he speaks and the words he chooses so interesting so let me ramble a little bit. this may or may not even be coherent so bear with me here im just going to speak my thoughts.
ok this got really fucking long and all over the 0place so im putting this under a read more sorry.
so i have volume 9 of the novel in both english and japanese. i only have two novels in japanese and that is this one and yuuyake wo. so i'm pretty crazy about this izaya speech analysis shit. anyways i was rereading thru the jp ver the other day just to compare it to the eng and i kinda realized that like.
a lot of people you can separate their speech in either formal and informal speech right? someone like shizuo speaks really informally and uses a lot of rough, dragged-out versions of words and stuff (しゃーねえ vs しょうがない) and then someone like shinra who speaks in a ton of yojijukugo and generally sounds like a nerd emoji gijinka.
izaya on the other hand rly... doesn't fit in either? i mean sure he sounds like another nerd emoji gijinka but it's kinda different. it's not so much the words he speaks but rather the intonation and his tone...
and he has his moments where he speaks pretty seriously and whatnot of course, but in general he just... doesn't sound very human when he speaks? i don't know if that's a conscious effort or not. is it his attempts at distancing himself from his own individual humanity? or is it just because he's a weird guy? i dunno. but it's interesting nonetheless.
one thing i will note though is that despite his somewhat inhuman speech patterns, it's also pretty...dramatic? to the extent where it's really exaggerated but also very cute and charming. (this part is important.)
i think a lot of what makes izaya's speech so weirdly inhuman is because he doesn't really use a lot of slang or similar lingo that people his age would typically use. i know mikado said in the novels that he doesn't really try to fit in with his age group's fashion sense either so it makes sense but still. he's like an old hag it's so funny. and it's because of that that when he says stuff like 'i don't get all hot and heavy over headless women' or whatever he said to celty it's really amusing to me because like... why is the strange man saying this?💀
another example i kinda giggled about on my twitter when i read it it's not even crazy and i sound corny and cheesy and stupid but theres this scene in vol 9 where izaya messages celty for business and hold on let me just put it as a quote.
he sounds so old saying 'video game' like 😭 idk it's just funny cause he barely even knows anything abt games like bro knows nothing im crying
in the jp hes like 「…ゲーム中なのかい？」 and then when celty tries to explain herself he says 「何を言ってるのか、良く解らないんだけど」 and im rly bad at tling parts of sentences and stuff but just know that the way he words it makes it sound like this gif to me
i love both versions i think the original jp makes him sound like hes so lost and confused (hence why pw gif cause lord that man always looks lost LMFAOOOO) and then eng tl just blunt ass "I don't know what you're talking about." makes him sound like full on hag 😭😭😭
OMFG WAIT I HAVE TO MENTION THIS FUCKING SCENE WITH SHINRA ITS SO FUNNY.
first i think it's funny the translation has izaya say fuck here cause he very rarely swears and i did read this one thing about how he only swears when his mask slips so to me this is like genuine bewilderment that he cant even hide LOL. second why is he so excited to hear about 'whatever sexual fetish' shinra has im crying he's so damn nosy . okay but this is not the funniest part let me add that now.
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ehy the hell is izaya orihara talking about foot fetishes???😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 im crying bruh i was so flabbergasted when i read this i was like WHAT did he just say? he says it in the jp ver too which just makes it even funnier. this goes back to what i said earlier but i always get so amused when izaya has something to say about sex or whatever cause he's so fucking weird and unsettling why does he know that
(i mean i also get so hard i nearly pass out thinking about izaya tlaking about sex but thats probably just a thing with my heart condition and stuff)
oh also another scene i think is really cute and amusing and funny is back when shinra was first still trying to get izaya to form the bio club w him.
1. shinra is funny as fuck in this scene but also izaya's "Hmm. Can I punch you?" made me havbe a good laugh. in the jp he says 「んー。殴ってもいいのかな？」 which is pretty much the same thing just with the intonation of like 'hmmmmmmmmm should i hit u or not...' sorry like i said im just bad w explaining this stuff. but i felt the need to point it out not cause im one of those annoying ppl who praise the original jp ver and reject translations and localizations i just think it's important for izaya specifically cause i love him and i want to analyze his speech patterns as best as i can.
i was going thru the novel just now for other stuff i wanted to mention and i forgot abt this part but it's so funny.
'Let's not get hasty. Type calmly, please.' its not even funny or nothing i just find it so amusinf whenever he talks like that💀 i will say though the english translation kind of makes him sound more weird and inhuman than the original. that line in the original was basically just him telling her she needs to calm down enough to at least type properly LOL. idk if im just being nitpicky cause this is izaya tho so feel free to ignore that. fwiw i like the eng tl bc while it's a different intonation than the original japanese ver i think if he did speak english it would probably sound smth like that anyways.
this too made me laugh like ??? seriously he is really nosy when it comes to people's intimate affairs. in the jp ver he calls them an 'intimate couple' which just is like .. ok bro💀
does anyone else see my vision of izaya getting cucked by celty (does it count as cucking when celtys the one dating shinra) while he looks sad and pathetic and miserable that he never decided to shoot his shot w shinra back in the day
if i were commenting on the actual stuff going on in this scene rn this post would be a lot olonger and even more terribly all over the place so im just gonna focus on how i think it's funny izaya says 'easy, man...' this is like one of the only times his words are somewhat natural and sound like smth you would hear someone else say. in the jp ver it's 「おいおい…」 which is somewhat less out of left field in terms of coming from izaya but still it's pretty surprisingly normal. i have to wonder if in that moment he's too worried about shinra to care about keeping up appearances.
this is just random and me making fun of izaya as usual but why the hell does he weigh himself after his showers💀💀💀 it's cute and endearing and only adds to his strong gap moe but still... it's strange...
speaking of cute things this is from a volume i forget but he says this one phrase a couple of times and it is just both really cute and also kind of idk... saddening. one of the times i can remember he says it is when namie was making fun of him or something and he replies 'Don't tease me. I'm only human.' or something along those lines and it's like . hm. ok.
i think it's cute he says 'dont tease me' a few times cause eughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (trying to ward off severe brain damaged incoherent thoughts) but 'im only human' is like... are you really? even after you try so hard to escape your own humanity and individual self so much... im going to try and give my thoughts on it here but this is just based off my hc that izaya has bpd so yanno. im basing a lot oif this on my own experiences sorry. i do that a lot. (gestures over to all the posts i make abt fob/mychem fan izaya)
when it comes to just straight up acknowledging his humanity izaya has no problems with this because 'sure, i'm human. isn't that obvious?' is probably something along the lines of what he thinks. it's easy for him to just say that because it's just that. it's just words. it holds no real meaning and shows no true insight into how he actually perceives himself. but when it comes to actually having to come face to face with his own humanity and the fact that yes, he is only human, it's a lot more difficult because now it's out of his control. i wonder also if he has problems with perceiving his own self.
i say this a lot but i truly do believe izaya is so so so beautiful and i love him so much. also i just saw a funny post on twitter so i wanna say this here idk if yall know this but izayas actually a latina hes got chismosavirus❤ ok thats all i have to say sorry for rambling so much
#my media literacy suddenly skyrockets when it comes to izaya#anything else im like zzzzzzzzzz as soon as its time to talik abt izaya im like I'M UP !!!! 💯💯💯💯#but ya this isnt meant to be like anything crazy or nothing i just felt like talking abt izaya and some stuff in particular i found amusing#sorry if i sound stupid in some spots im trying not to just add 20 skull emojis or crying emojis and make fun of him#it's either that or im trying not to sexualize him#it's a battle. it's prety hard.#theres a REALLY easy joke i could make there but im not going to . im gonna be mature .#ok sorry thats all i dont have enough energy to think anymroe#i started new meds today and my heartds feeling a little funny so imight die after posting this</3
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Full quotes down here because a lot of them didn't fit.
A = "Like my grandma always said, if at first you don't succeed..." "Try a larger thermonuclear reaction?"
B = "No matter what you have endured, you have never experienced the likes of what Anubis is capable of." "You ended that sentence with a preposition. Bastard!"
C = "The universe is vast, and we are so small. In the end, there is only one thing we can truly control. Whether we are good or evil"
D = "If you immediately know the candle light is fire, then the meal was cooked a long time ago"
E = "Damn it, Colonel! Just because they're aliens and their skulls are transparent doesn't mean that they don't have rights!"
F = "You shot me!" "Yes Rodney, I shot you, and I said I was sorry" "You shot me too" "I'm sorry for shooting everybody!"
G = "We have seen that a lot of legends and folklore have a-a strong basis in fact. Avalon, Atlantis..." "The Easter Bunny." "I guess there's a few exceptions."
H = "I'm still trying to understand how you thought it was a good idea to test this device by having someone throw you off a balcony" "Oh, believe me, that's not the first thing we tried." "I shot him! (Disapproving look from Weir)...in the leg!"
I = "Teal'c's like one of the deepest people I know. I mean, he's so deep. Go on, tell them how deep you are! You'll be lucky if you understand this." "My depth is immaterial to this conversation." "Ooh, see?!" "No more beer for you."
J = "You know you blow up one sun and suddenly everyone expects you to walk on water!"
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may i ask for all the Renfield details from the Fangoria article you mentioned
Sorry for replying late, I think you sent this just as I was going to sleep
FANGORIA TIDBITS!!!!
-They did multiple takes and variations of scenes. Director Chris McKay said every take with Cage was "so fucking watchable" and that having those dozens of takes to choose from was "the hardest thing about cutting* the movie" (*I think that means editing)
-Hoult once told Cage, between takes, that he had been trying to do the Dwight Frye laugh in the scene they were filming, and on the next take Cage "suddenly threw that laugh back at me and started mocking me with it."
-In one version of the apartment confrontation scene, Cage's Dracula uses the eyeball garnishing his bloody martini like a little puppet, "talking to it before slurping it up."
-This quote from the director: "Much like Lego Batman, where I posited that our Batman is every version of Batman, I wanted to put Cage in the Frank Langella movie and the Christopher Lee movies and everything else. If I'd had the money and time, there would've been a snippet of him in every decade there was a Dracula movie." (fwiw the budget of Renfield was reportedly around $65mil and they shot and edited it in less than a year's time)
-Cage is only the seventh actor to play Dracula for Universal studios. More men have walked on the Moon. Said Cage: "I'm proud to be a member of that club."
-Cage said his Dracula was primarily inspired in part by his father - "My dad was someone who wanted to speak with distinction. He didn't have a full-on British accent but he did have a mid-Atlantic accent because he was a professor... Dracula's an articulate, elegant and eloquent character, and my dad had all those elements" - and Ann Bancroft's character Mrs. Robinson from the movie The Graduate - "The way she was abusing Dustin Hoffman's character, and the fact that she was an alcoholic... All that, to me, worked, because this take on Dracula is really about his relationship with Renfield, a toxic relationship. And it's this master/servant crap that so many people deal with, whether it's at work or an unfortunate romantic relationship..."
-Hoult worked with Cage before- he played Cage's son in 2005's The Weather Man
-Costume designer Lisa Lovaas on working with Cage again: "I knew from my experience (on Superman Lives) that Nic was totally game. I could present him with an elaborate Dracula, and he would be 100% on board. He walked out of the fitting saying 'This is it, we've done it.'"
-Dracula has monogrammed Dolce & Gabbana shoes
-The writer of the article doesn't say much more about the costuming but wrote "Dracula shares a shirtmaker with Frank Sinatra, I'm told," and I'm not entirely sure what that means?
-Director McKay on the blood in the movie: "I wanted the blood to be a certain colour of red, more like the Tom Savini Dawn of the Dead blood."
-SFX designer Christien Tinsley studied up on corpses to get Dracula's varying skintones right. "Is Dracula just pale, or does he have an undertone of colour? Is that colour more sallow and corpse-like, or is it more blue and cool tones? ... Hundreds of years ago, hospitals and morgues would bring in artisans to recreate the corpse in wax as it was being dissected. And they would do this in beautiful colours, yellows and blues, copying what they were seeing, but giving them these beautiful colour palettes..." Tinsley used those corpse palettes as the basis for Dracula's skin.
-Tinsely also had a tough makeup challenge with Hoult's Renfield: "He's not seeing much daylight, not really taking care of himself. However, 100 years ago he was a respectable lawyer... So we scrapped the idea of making him look unkempt; he has traditions. But now his skin is the same cool tones as Dracula; they're family. And we see a transition in his appearance as he becomes stronger and healthier, emotionally and mentally."
-Hoult on his Renfield: "The version of Renfield that we are seeing is ninety years after the original. The madness has been beaten out of him. He's been under the thumb of this powerful man, taking care of him... for so long."
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Would AOT men support Andrew Tate??
I'm bored so why not (unbiased headcannons, feel free to add your opinion)
Levi:
•doesn't even know how to use electronics, in fact he doesn't even know who Andrew Tate is. He overhears everyone talking about him and how outrageous or "masculine" he is. He pictures this huge scary man with millions of scars, el chapo history and that.
•when he finally hears an explanation from Gabi's phone, he tries to peek over from his wheelchair. Let's just say, he was disappointed. His imagination was crushed at the sight of what seemed like a gay porn actor that talks too much.
Eren:
•At one point in his life, Eren Sasha and Connie cosplayed pitbull at a pitbull convention (cult) , what makes you think he wouldn't use the bald hats again?
•of course he thinks Andrew Tate is a dumb ass but a little bit of trolling never hurt anyone.
•No he doesn't like him but he does quote him ironically
Bertholdt:
•Bertholdt scrolls on tiktok only for gardening and gaming content, and anything that doesn't fit into those genres, he instantly clicks 'not interested', he doesn't even bother listening. At some point the amount of Andrew Tate videos on his fyp began to piss him off so bad he blocked the hashtag, and even that didn't work 💀💀💀
Reiner:
•Reiner throwing on his dad glasses and squinting at he screen, "who's this?"
"Andrew Tate,"
He listens for a few seconds, but the words just aren't wording,"Just block him babe,"
No but seriously he finds the redpill community embarrassing af, especially with the hatred they have for single mothers, since he came from one and his respect for them
Jean:
•Jean would agree with a few points, but will happily take pleasure by trolling his fans with Connie and Sasha
Connie:
•If you ever see Bottom G edits, of random bald men twerking or dancing in an odd manner, labelled "top G spotted at an orgie" that was Connie and Sasha
Armin:
•He’s a literal feminist, with receipts, try him.
Erwin:
•could not give less of a shit, his tiktok is full of those flowery 'goodmorning🌹🌸💐😘’ edits that he downloads and sends to people on WhatsApp
Zeke:
•This is tricky, on one hand he looks like the type of man that redpillers would make an edit of, on the other he looks like he'd bully them
Porco:
•I'm sorry to my Porco stans, as much as I love him he would say "free top G" and no one even knows if he's being serious or not- like if you made fun of him, he’d laugh with you, so maybe not idk
Miche:
•He thinks they're pathetic little boys
Floch:
•Very proud of his mysoginistic beliefs, would defend Andrew to his death , and unlike Porco, very much goes on protests to "free Top G"
#reiner braun#reiner#aot warriors#zeke#levi ackerman#erwin#pieck#aot veterans#reiner x reader#floch#eren#Levi#Bertholdt#porco#armin#Miche#jean kirstein
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Good Omens Incorrect Quotes Part 3:
Once again, I did not come up with these, I just have quote generator access…
Crowley : I'm having problems with a guy...
Anathema : Like his dead body won't fit into your trunk kind of problems, or you like him kind of problems?
*
Crowley : Who the fuck-
Aziraphale : Language!
Crowley : Whom the fuck-
Aziraphale : No.
*
Aziraphale and Crowley : I believe in you, Adam!
Adam, to themself: God, I must suck. The nicest thing they can think to say to me is that they don’t doubt my existence.
*
Aziraphale : There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play?
Crowley : Did you just make that up?
Aziraphale : No. I read it in a fortune cookie once.
Crowley :
Aziraphale : A really long fortune cookie.
*
Crowley: Could you maybe just like… stab me… right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. ‘Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.
*
Aziraphale, texting Crowley: Text me when you’re home safely.
Crowley: I’m home dangerously.
Aziraphale: Stop it.
Crowley: I’m home lethally.
*
Gabriel : Pardon the intrusion, but-
Aziraphale or Crowley: On this moment or just my life in general?
*
Aziraphale: Why shouldn't you put a toaster in a bathtub full of water?
Crowley: Because your toast would get soggy!
*
Aziraphale: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
Crowley: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!
*
Crowley, at Nina’s: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots.
Mrs. Sandwich, in line behind them: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.
*
Crowley, making coffee: This is going to fix everything.
*
Aziraphale: I have very high standards, you know.
Crowley: I can make spaghetti...
Aziraphale: Oh no! You're meeting all my standards!
*
Crowley: You can do it Adam!
Crowley: But if you can't, at least your death will be quick, painless, and really cool to watch.
*
Crowley: *standing on a balcony and sneezes*
Aziraphale: *standing on the roof* Bless you.
Crowley: God?!
*
Crowley: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.
Aziraphale:
Crowley: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?
Aziraphale: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&M’s.
*
Aziraphale: Is five a lot of followers?
Crowley: Depends on the context.
Crowley: On Instagram? No, not a lot of followers.
Crowley: In a dark alley? Yes, a lot of followers.
*
Crowley : You know what’s funny about Aziraphale ? They’re my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt them is someone I’d murder, probably.
*
Crowley : Are you busy?
Aziraphale : Yes.
Crowley : Cool, listen to this...
*
Aziraphale or Nina: How would you like your coffee?
Crowley: As dark as my soul.
Aziraphale or Nina: Got it, one cup of milk coming right up!
*
Crowley : I can’t believe all these people are wearing black. black is supposed to be my thing, they’re all just posers.
Aziraphale: Crowley, for the last time, we’re at a funeral.
*
Aziraphale: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this?
Crowley, sighing: Fine. We're cowabunga.
*
Crowley : *trying to get five seconds of sleep*
Aziraphale, poking Crowley ’s arm: Crowley Crowley . Crowley . Crowley .
Crowley : WHAT?
Aziraphale : …We’re out of Capri Suns—
*
Crowley : Valentines Day? I'm ready. *Sprays an entire can of AXE body spray on themselves*
*
Crowley : *makes Aziraphale a cup of tea but puts salt in it*
Aziraphale : *sips tea*
Crowley :
Aziraphale : *finishes tea*
Crowley : Didn't it taste bad?
Aziraphale : Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.
Crowley, tearing up: Oh, okay.
*
Aziraphale : How petty can you get?
Crowley : I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
*
Aziraphale : Crowley, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor.
Crowley : Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?
*
Crowley, to The Squad: You should change your passwords to “incorrect”. Then, every time you forget it, the system will remind you, “your password is incorrect”.
*
Aziraphale : Not to brag, but I can go into the Spirit Halloween without crying.
*
Crowley : I wanna sleep for 40 hours.
Aziraphale : You know that's called a coma, right?
Crowley :
Crowley : That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.
*
Aziraphale : Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Crowley : I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Aziraphale : But you’re always acting stupid?
Crowley : ...
Crowley : Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
*
Muriel : Hey, aren’t you Aziraphale ?
Aziraphale : You a cop?
Muriel : No.
Aziraphale : Then yes, I am.
*
Aziraphale : Crowley ! Have you no dignity?
Crowley : Of course not! How long have we known each other?
*
Aziraphale : What are you drinking?
Crowley : Vodka.
Aziraphale : Straight?
Crowley : No, gay. Why?
*
Aziraphale : So you like cats?
Crowley : Yeah.
Aziraphale : *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
*
Cop: You ran a red light.
Crowley : So did you, hypocrite.
Cop: I was following you.
Crowley : That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.
Cop: Get out.
*
Aziraphale : What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Crowley : Burn the house down.
Aziraphale : And what did you do?
Crowley : I made dinner.
Aziraphale :
Crowley :
Aziraphale :
Crowley : And burnt the house down.
*
Aziraphale : Do you need help getting up?
Crowley : Nah, I'm cool down here on the floor.
*
Crowley : Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations.
*
Anathema: At first I thought you were foolish and incompetent.
Crowley : My apologies for whatever misstep I may have taken to dispel that impression. It was an honest mistake, I swear.
*
Aziraphale to Crowley : Turn that frown upside-down!
*a little while later*
Aziraphale : What are you doing?
Crowley , trying to do a handstand: You told me to “turn that frown upside-down” but it’s not working .
*
Gabriel: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
Crowley: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.
#azicrow#aziraphale x crowley#crowley x arizaphale#good omens incorrect quotes#good omens#aziraphale and crowley#aziraphale#crowley
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MYG - Insecurities (TW) (M)
Pairing : reader x idol/yoongi
tw: mention of eat!ng dis0rder, body dysmorphia, weight and insecurities about reader's body, like b!g or feeling not enough. there is also a lot of fluff.
PLEASE : don't read if you are underage or are struggling with ed because this could be triggering*
I feel like i'm in the right place to write about that, i've been medically diagnosed with anor3x!@ and went to many therapies for my ed. so please be comfortable to get help if you struggle or you can always talk to me, my dm are open!
a/n: I wanted to write this one since a while, so here i am a 10pm when i have to wake up at 5am tomorrow, but hope you'll enjoy and please comment some request!
disclaimer : BTS or Suga doesn't belong to me. The scenario does. Remember that it's only an imagine. I also took some of his quote about body positivity because it fits with the story. I'll put them in italic, so you know that they are not mine.
LISTEN TO THIS SONG IF YOU NEED A REMINDER OF HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE!
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You've been struggling a lot lately. One year ago you were diagnosed with an eating disorder. You've went to therapy and since have been follow by a psychologist and your doctor. It was doing well, you've improved a lot but you were still feeling fragile. A little thing could be triggering enough to put you in some bad habits again. Summer was coming and even if your psy kept telling you to love your body that it does so much for you, just the thought of wearing and seeing yourself in short or crop top in front of people make you sick.
Here you were, in front of your full size mirror. You've tried at least 6 outfits. Nothing was okay. Your thighs were a little too big and you didn't like the way your arms fit in all of your tops. At this point, your bedroom was a mess and you were at the breaking point. You got out of your clothes, put on one of your boyfriend's hoodie and decided to call him.
-Y/N, is everything all right? I'm waiting for you at the studio.
-Yoongi, nothing looks good on me. I feel fat and ugly. I don't have anything to wear. I tried 6 outfits. I just can't get out of the house today, sorry my love...
-Babe, put anything that feel comfortable and come to the studio please. Take that long sleeve of mine that you love seeing me in. Wear it. You would look beautiful, as always, in it.
-Yoonie, I really don't feel like going out...
-Please jagiya, I'll wait for you now.
He hung up before you could say anything. He knows it was the only way to make you go out of your apartment. You went to his wardrobe, grab the long sleeve he was talking about and some legging too. You put your favorite white adidas shoes and some sunglasses before heading out. You were feeling shitty but you know you had to go see your boyfriend to feel better. He had a whole pm planned for both of you. You took the bus to his studio.
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-Babe I'm here!
You knock slowly on the door and open it after hearing him telling you to come in. It was a little studio with all his instruments, some screens and a couch so he could rest during the busy days. You always love coming here when he was working on his album.
You hear him talking over the phone so you decided to get cozy and find your favorite spot on the couch under a blanket. You were scrolling on TikTok when Yoongi decide to come lay on you like a big bay, his head resting against your chest.
-Hello beautiful baby girl. What do you wanna eat?
-I don't feel like eating...
You wrap your arms around your belly. It was a bad day.
-I know, but you still have to take a bit or two. Now please, tell me what you wanna eat?
-I don't know, some ramen would be good?
-Perfect babe, i'll order something.
He kisses your forehead and go order food. You were a little hungry actually. But the eating disorder was like controlling your thoughts and after that body-hate morning, you didn't feel like you could eat. Like you were punishing yourself.
But Yoongi was amazing and understood how you were feeling. That's why he was forcing you to eat and get out of your apartment. He wanted you near him so he could watch over you because it was a bad day.
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After you ate and he did all the work he had to do for the day, you both went home. You were feeling a little bit better. Once you arrive at your place, Yoongi went to the dressing to get changes and you went in the kitchen so you could grab something to drink.
-Babe! Y/N! Come here please.
You hears Yoongi scream from the dressing room. You let your coffee on the counter and went to the walk-in. When you open the door, you saw that he cleaned all your mess of the morning and took off the sheet that was covering the mirror. It was a full length one and he put on the sheet a week or two ago when you told him you felt ugly this day.
-Come here baby.
He reaches out for your hand. You take his hand and he slowly drag you near him. He put his hands on your shoulder and turn you around so you are facing the mirror.
-Baby, please not today..
You put your hands around your body.
-Please, let me do something okay?
You mumble as an answer. You knew he was stubborn so if you let him do what he wanted to do, it would be easier then try to leave right now.
-You are so beautiful baby.
He puts his hand on your hip and slowly pull up your hoodie.
-Raise your arm baby.
You slowly do as he said and he then slowly undress you. You were now only in your bras and legging. You rapidly put your arms around your body and turn to face him.
-Please babe, can I leave now?
Yoongi put his hands on your cheek and lift up your face toward him.
-Trust me with that okay baby? You are so beautiful and I love you so much. I just want you to know. I wanna tell you over and over again how perfect you are. Now turn around and look at yourself in the mirror, please.
You turn around slowly and he put his index under your chin and lift up your face so you can see your reflection. He cover your neck of kisses and put his hands back on your hips.
-Look at that beautiful body. He's so precious.
He take off his shirt and trow it away. Then his hands are on your hip and his lips on yours. As he kisses you, he undress you of your legging.
-I don't want you to loose weight. Just imagine, one gram of your beautifulness leaving your body. I wouldn't be able to live.
He goes sit on the couch that decorate the corner of the room. He take your hands and once he's comfortably sit, pull it so you can sit on him, facing the mirror. He start kissing your neck and shoulder. His hands touching every parts of your exposed skin. His mouth was devouring your skin. Your eyes close, just taking all this sweetness and pleasure in.
-Open your eyes baby. Look how beautiful you are.
You start feeling his lips, sucking and gently bitting your skin. Probably leaving marks all over your body like he loves to do. You didn't really mind, honestly. Yoongi loved it so much, seeing his passages on you so it kinda turned you on.
-You are so pretty baby. Look at your body. Reacting so much under my touch.
Both of his hands were touching your body and you were shaking under his touch.
-Y/N, I love you so much. You are so amazing. You are so beautiful. Please never think you aren't enough or not pretty enough. You're a piece of art.
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If you want to read more, here is the link of my masterlist : https://www.tumblr.com/kimtaehyung-taetae-writing/710423978560421888/masterlist?source=sharethank you army!
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Since I don’t have anyone irl to brainrot to about qsmp I’m writing it here
SO here are my qsmp headcanons that have little to no proof at all !!!
btw every time i quote something just know that it is from the qsmp wiki
Because Trump was very good at math and Leo wasn't, he would help her with homework (they were also best friends)
Since Trump was very shy, Leo would have to drag him to play with the other eggs but she and trump would often take brakes during playtime when trump felt overwhelmed and Leo would stay with him until he calmed down
Both Trump and Bobby are very round, almost spherical
The reason Fit spoils Ramon so much is because he is sorry for letting him die and now that he has one life left, Fit wants his son to have the best life possible even tho this is making Ramon kinda snobbish
Ramon is lazy because he is scared of going outside. He would rather sleep and stay inside then risk dyeing again. The reason he began going outside besides making his dad less worried is because of Dapper and Chayanne. But after the kidnaping he is worse then ever. Being scared to even leave his room if fit isn't besides him
Because of this, Ramon and Dapper are working on a construction so they can communicate even when they're apart. Chayanne tries to help but, because he doesn't know anything about redstone, he mostly stand to the side and tries not to brake anything
Dapper was a bigger and taller egg then Leo and he would make fun of her for being little. But after hatching, Leo got his dads godly height and is now much taller then dapper and is CONSTANTLY making fun of them
Since Leonarda is dyslexic(and trump can't help them anymore) she has Dapper help her with homework and insist on paying him even tho he told her multiple times that it isn't necessary. In the end Dapper accepts the money but later he gives it to Foolish
Chayanne wants to be like his brother Techno so he dies his hair pink and often tries to talk to the other kind about anarchy before quickly getting stopped by the adults. He is very attached to all the eggs and sees them as his siblings and would do anything to protect them
Richarlyson and Bobby often get into fights before Chayanne has to break them up. After the initial rocky start to their friendship, they became good friend but still keep up a fake rivalry, but the truth is that they deeply care and admire each other.
When they fight, the other eggs bet on who would be the winner with Ramon and Leo being the ones that bets the most
Richarlyson is the "baby" of the group and he likes that Bobby doesn't treat him like a little kid
Tallulah, just like Chayanne, cares deeply about family. She tries to find out more about Willburs history, but is met with vague answers that don't satisfy her.
She tries to learn as much about the other eggs as possible, even the ones that aren't here anymore and tries to honor them as much as she can.
The reason Tallulah beanie red is because she learn that Tilins ribbon was red and wanted to make Quackity a little happier
Her taste buds are fucked up because she ate dirt for so long so now she can't taste things
She also writes songs about the other eggs
Tilins always wears her ribbon, resulting in it getting very dirty very fast but she still refused to take it down. Quackity has to steal it while she sleeps in order to wash it. But he also has a drawer full of identical red ribbons in case the one that she is currently wearing gets desrtoyed
Flippa is the most extroverted out of the eggs and is always daring the egg to to dangerous things. When Quackity would leave Tilin alone, Flippa would be there to comfort her because she understood what it felt like to not have your parents pay attention to you
Slime and Mariana would often fight and would leave the house to cool down, leaving Flippa alone
She was the elder queer of the eggs and would help them navigate there gender identity and helping them to come out
ALL of the eggs have autism. Their specials interests being:
Tilin - guns, fashion
Juanaflippa - bombs, gymnastics
Leonarda - photography, building
Dapper - reading, animals, collecting stuff
Tallulah - music, history
Chayanne - combat, potatoes
Bobby - combat, painting
Richalyson - football
Trump - politics, weapons
Ramon - animals, redstone
The eggs draw on their shells
#sorry for not having any pomme headcannons#i made this a while ago before the french came#i will most likely to another one in the future#and she will be there#qsmp headcanons#qsmp#qsmp tilín#tilin qsmp#qsmp eggs#qsmp tilin#q!tilin#q!juanaflippa#qsmp juanaflippa#qsmp leonarda#q!leonarda#qsmp dapper#q!dapper#qsmp tallulah#q!tallulah#qsmp chayanne#q!chayanne#qsmp bobby#q!bobby#qsmp richarlyson#q!richarlyson#qsmp trump#q!trump#qsmp ramón#qsmp ramon#q!ramon
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Hello! Can you recommend any mcharrison fics? Preferably ones in which George bottoms? Or Paul doesn't bottom? I've only read ones in which he does and I'd like to read smth different. Thank you.
Thank you so much for asking. I'm not a big reader of mcharrison yet, and the 'no Bottom Paul' stipulation added another challenge!
But here are some fics I love that hopefully fit what you are looking for. If any mcharrison expert has more recommendations: please add them. <3
our bodies possessed by light (tell me we'll never get used to it) (hey_dorothea): Paul POV. George and Paul discover a new side to their relationship during a business meeting with Maharishi in Sweden. I love that neither of them is a 'virgin with men' when they do. This writer also wrote a novel-length fic about George and Paul, which I haven't read, but if you enjoyed this story, it might be for you.
A Wrench in Clocks (honeyheffron): To quote from the summary: Paul, John, George—forth and back, and all the ways they fit together. This ends with George and Paul together. The scene where George bottoms for Paul while John is...there (sorry, John) is one of the hottest things I read, full stop.
This also goes for No I in Threesome (@with-eyes-closed), also a John/George/Paul triangle story, this one set at the height of Beatlemania, amidst the howling chaos and merciless grind of touring, with relentless, painfully hot sexual energy between all of them— esp. George and Paul. Paul is very much not a bottom here.
Much shorter, but equally potent: Taking Control (@ohjohnnysblog). Paul discovers he likes it when George takes control.
Sherlock Starr (Anonymous): On tour. George and Paul get each other off—and George reminds Paul he doesn't always have to do all the work. Inspired by a very interesting photo!
sorry about the blood in your mouth (I wish it was mine) (stargiirl27). Hamburg. George and Paul fight, and then fuck. They like it. They lie there together, disgusting and bloody and covered in come. Plus protesting German neighbors.
Years Since it's Been Clear (@boshemians): Strictly speaking not mcharrison, but Paul & George, but a great relationship story nonetheless. Similar to:
Hear Them Say (@boshemians): George is sick before the Beatles' American TV debut in 1964. This is about George's relationship with the band as a whole, and with John and Paul separately, with mclennon in the background (and—discreetly!—in the next bed), but I'm putting it here because I enjoy the George POV a lot.
(as always, I don't know everyone's tumblr, so feel free to let me know so I can tag where appropriate. Thank you.)
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Heart Break High : Season 2
I think this season was a bit darker than season 1, even if the end showed growth and acknowledgment.
Amerie was doing her best to be a better person.
What I didn't like was the absence of parents (like in Euphoria).
I was heartbroken when I learned the truth about Rowan's brother.
Also, I would have been great to see a throuple between Amerie, Rowan and Malakai.
Is Timothy Voss supposed to be Spencer's father?
I think that the abortion was none necessary. They have plenty of condoms at this point.
But I think that the magic from season 1 was lost.
Btw is the new generation all queer?
What can we expect after the school burned down? It was definitively a night to remember.
Some quotes :
"- It's up to 68 comments. I'm a monster." (Amerie - Episode 2)
"- You're just an equal opportunity arsehole." (Episode 2)
"- How can you love me if you think I'm that kind of person?" (Amerie - Episode 2)
"- See, you do care. I knew it." (Amerie - Episode 2)
- This is just so typical of you. You're making drama out of nothing." (Malakai - Episode 2)
"- Sir, no offense, but what exactly are we doing? (Spencer)
- Other than breaking child labor laws.
- Are we digging our own graves? I'm not really into that." (Ant - Episode 3)
"- There's like... There's like a code, right? Like, you don't out someone if they're queer? (Malakai)
- Oh, you mean the being-a-decent-person code?" (Darren - Episode 3)
"- I don't wanna hurt her. (Malakai)
- You can't hide who you are to protect other people." (Darren - Episode 3)
"- I mean, I'm not about to start protesting. (Missy)
- Oh, my God. Yeah. Just keep him down there. They can't say anything stupid when their mouth is full." (Sasha - Episode 5)
"- Uh, I think sometimes we cling to a few nice moments with someone and make them bigger than they were. But actually, we've spent the majority of the time forcing something that doesn't fit." (Rowan)
"- I could just tell Malakai wasn't all in. And I deserve someone who is... I think everyone does." (Amerie - Episode 5)
"- Don't turn up at your ex-girlfriend's house asking for tips on how to win back the guy you left her for." (Amerie - Episode 5)
"- You're smart, but in a way that never makes other people feel dumb." (Episode 5)
"- Quinni, I love you. But the world can't always play by your rules." (Darren - Episode 5)
"- I like it 'cause it's a reminder that the most beautiful love stories can sometimes have painful beginnings." (Rowan - Episode 5)
"- But I don't buy any of that shit she was saying. You always have a choice about the kind of man you wanna be." (Missy - Episode 5)
"- Look, I know things have been really, really hard, but you should at least stay and try to sort your shit out. Otherwise, you'll never know if you left 'cause you wanted to, or 'cause you were running away like a little bitch." (Episode 6)
"- I'm looking for my friend Quinni. She's been AWOL for three days. Have you seen her? (Darren)
- Sorry, I didn't feel like replying." (Quinni - Episode 6)
"- You've been avoiding me. (Rowan)
- No. Just giving you a chance to miss me." (Amerie - Episode 6)
"- I wanna change. (Spencer)
- All right, well, it's easy to say, but it actually requires some meaningful action." (Missy - Episode 7)
"- I just wanted to say make this a night to remember, not one to regret." (Zoe - Episode 8)
"- I feel like someone's always gonna be making a sacrifice if they'd be with me." (Harper - Episode 8)
"- There's all kinds of ways to love someone, to be with someone. You don't have to play by other people's rules." (Episode 8)
"- Well, at least I have a heart. Yours is just a piece of dog shit." (Amerie - Episode 8)
"- I wanted you to see how much I do under the surface that no one ever sees. I've been performing who I thought I should be for my entire life. I don't think I know who I am anymore. I'm gonna find out, but I don't wanna lose you in the process." (Quinni - Episode 8)
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Hello! I saw this about another fandom and thought I would love to see it with toh, can I ask for some hcs about the modern social media pressence of them? (Any you want, but my favorites are king and the veterans but in their young version, like eda, raine and lilith) about, how they spend their time online, their favorite app, how they are on instagram?, or their texting style. Ty!
I seperated everyone so that no one gets confused :)
Edit: omg, why did this take me so long??? 😭 😭 😭
I'm so sorry you had to wait this long for your request to be posted, and I'm sorry to the seven other people in my inbox that left a request 😭
I'll try to write it as quickly as possible, but writers block is hitting me like a brick rn 😔
Eda Clawthorne!
I'd say she'd be pretty well known, has a good amount of followers
She's not famous by any means, but there are a few teasing comments from her classmates and or friends. For example: "Oh my god, is that (insert her username)! Can I get an autograph???" Y'know, stuff like that
I'd say she's chronically online, constantly quoting the latest memes and is sort of up to the trends. Would do the typical dumb dares people have made up, but is always doing them on the brink of the trends end
I'd say her favorite app is... Tiktok? Yeah, looks like she'd be obsessed with that app
Knows more about the news and global warming and all of the stuff that the adults are supposed to hear and worry about. I'd feel like she'd have multiple weird facts pop up on her FYP and would either spill the horrors of her 'fun facts' to her mother, or would run to Lilith to tell her yet another fun fact she managed to find
And as for the Instagram bit, as previously stated, she'd have quite the amount of followers. I'd feel like she would post her 'epic stunts' that she did in the backyard, you could hear a faint voice of her mom yelling her full name before she cuts the video short. Also is the type of person to post horrendous memes on her page (I am guilty of that crime 😔)
She always leaves encouraging comments on her friends Instagram posts and stuff, I feel like I should put that in
As for her texting style, it's caos. No commas, no new rows, no punctuation, no nothing. Literally texts like this
hey lilly mom said we r gonna get mcdonlds be out of UR ruum in 5 mins
She knows grammar and has the ability to type correctly, she just doesn't feel like being grammatically correct when texting. It's your problem you can't read it 😒
Lilith Clawthorne!
Is actually pretty famous... Well, at least on her other profile
She's that 'aesthetic smart girl' you see on your page that never shows her face. Also does bomb powerpoint presentations and posts them on her account (ppl eat that stuff upppp)
Eda would be the only one to know about her secret account and she swears to keep her mouth shut. Although the secret account does slip out of Edas mind often, so Lilith doesn't have to worry all that much about the word spreading
But, on her main account which she shares with her friends... It's literally just her friends. Of course, you have her sister and people she hangs out with/is cool with, as well as her club members, but thats pretty much it
On her main, she mostly posts stuff about her school and her successes, such as the awards she gets in contests of the medals/trophies she recives
Again, Eda will the the one hyping her up in her comments, but she doesn't dare to hype her up on her secret account, as to not rish accidentally spilling the beans in the comments somehow
For her favorite app... I'd have to say: 'Instagram'. I would've said Pinterest but it doesn't quite sit right with me fully... Instagram feels like a better fit
Always scrolling through reels, but also opens Tiktok from time to time (specifically to search for the memes Eda is quoting so that she isn't as confused)
Texts normally, like how you'd see people text on the daily. But, if she's mad, I can also see her writing painfully grammatically correct sentences with words that everybody forgets the meaning of
No, I'm not gonna set an example because that's too much thinking.
Raine Whispers!
Raine would be avarege in the followers count. They wouldn't be all that famous, but they also wouldn't be completely invisible
Definitely is the type of person to have their account private for a few years before toughening up and macking their account public. That was oddly specific but we'll move on
They'd mostly post selfies with their friends, of course an occasional recording of their progress with their violin as well as some bard magic tricks (like that whistling in the cup)
Doesn't get that many comments on their posts, but when they do they make sure to either like it or fully reply
Isn't as chronically online as Eda but is up to date with the memes. Is always able to quote with or continue a quote Eda began. Trends always somehow end up on their for you page when they're scrolling on Tiktok
Favorite app? Oddly enough: 'Twitter' 'X'. Loves to read the drama people have, and when there is nothing to do they just scroll onto people's accounts
And for the texting style: the perfect middle. Just enough punctuation to make it make sense, but not too formal to make it look like a business e-mail
#toh#the owl house#toh hcs#toh eda#eda clawthorne#toh lilith clawthorne#toh lilith#the owl house lilith#the owl house eda#toh eda clawthorne#lilith clawthorne#toh raine#toh raine whispers#raine whispers#the owl house raine
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hey I wondering if u can do gn/ queer reader x Hatzgang (separate) who’s a major scene kid? Like they full-on look like this lol
Thx!! X3
Yesssss!!! Always wanted to write something like this!
Sorry if anything offends you in these headcanons or is I get anything wrong, feel free to correct anything :)
Romantic or platonic?: Platonic/romantic (it's implied but it can maybe be read as platonic)
Readers gender: gender neutral
Type: Fluff?
Hope you enjoy this :)
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Roy
Ngl, he made fun of you for it for some time, but he eventually got used to it
Although a few jokes about your clothing style slips out sometimes
He did once try to dress like you, but ended up looking like an emo kid. Robert and Ross may or may not have walked in on him and nade fun of him, but he denied the whole story when they even mentioned it
If you get the idea to dress him up in your style he will completely turn down the idea
It's not that he doesn't want to dress up that way. He just thinks he's gonna look bad and embarrass himself
But, if you insist and start to get quote 'anoying' end quote, he'll give in
You just freak out when you see him in your clothing style, and he can't lie, he looks decent
But he's still embarrassed because you also brought Ross and Robert with you
"You look amazing!" Y/n gushed as they looked at Roy
Roy turned red in the face at the compliment as Ross and Robert snickered
"yeah, you look like a glowstick." Ross whispered in his ear as Robert bit his bottom lip to hold back his laughter
"What's the matter you two?" Y/n asked as they tilted their head
"Nothing, don't worry about it." Robert said, trying his best to not fall to the floor laughing. Y/n just shrugged as they looked through the clothing racks
"I think this'll fit you as well Roy." Y/n said happily as they handed Roy a tee-shirt to go change
Roy let out a defeated sigh as he turned around and went into the changing room
And, he'll also beat the shit out of a person if they make fun of you even though he also made fun of you
You'd have to gold him back from pouncing on a person that's ten times his size
If he finds your accessories scattered across your room he won't be bothered to pick them up, he'll just pick up a sticky note and write: "Pick up your crap next time nerd." With a little heart at the end of course
The only reason he leaves sticky notes to pick up after yourself is because he doesn't actually know where everything goes, and he doesn't just want to out everything in your desk to get tangled up of something
Robert
He absolutely adores your clothing style. He'll just gush over you every chance he gets
He, with no shame, came strutting down the street in a poor copy of your clothing style. People burst out laughing when they saw him but did he care? No he didn't. That is until he saw you giggling to yourself
He was heartbroken and embarrassed. You had to explain to him that you weren't laughing at him for the reason he thinks you are. But for actually putting in the effort to support you (?) And just not make fun of you. At least that's how you imagined it
When you proposed the idea to take him to the mall to pick out at least one outfit for him he agreed emidiatly
He'd just be jumping in place the whole time and look like a little kid that was just waiting for a lollipop to be given to him
You would also be gushing over him as well
And if you brought Ross and Roy with you as well he would not care if they made even the slighest comment towards him
"You look absolutely amazing!" Y/n squealed as they clapped their hands in excitement
"I know!" Robert yelled back with the same excitement. Roy and Ross just laughed to themselves in the background
"You look like you've been dipped in paint." Roy laughed, pointing towards ross
"Yeah? Well I don't give a darn." He said with a proud smile on his face as he strutted through the store like a model, making you laugh lightly at his actions
"You know, I can dress you two up as well-"
"NO!"
If anyone dares to make fun of you he'll just stare at them
I mean, he's tall for his age so just staring at the person with the most serious expression can make the person making fun of you shit their pants
He'll also be the person to pick up your accessories if they're just laying on the floor
But he would exactly put them in the correct places, if that makes sense
He would happily pick them up and just throw them either on your bed or third like it's a dirty pile of clothing . But you've gotta appreciate the effort at least
Ross
He's neutral when it comes to your style of clothing
Like, he doesn't hate it, but he won't freak out when you do come to him wearing what you usually wear
He cat deny that he thought of dressing like you once or twice. But he was too embarrassed to do so, thinking that someone would walk in on him in that outfit
But if you were the one suggesting to dress him up, he'll be more than happy to just go with you to the mall. He'll watch you with adoration as you pick out his clothes, completely ignoring Roy and Robert giggling like children behind you two
Again, you would be gushing over his looks. And he'd be totally embarrassed, but sort of filled with pride at your praises
"You look great Ross!" Y/n gushed as they jumped up and down in excitement
Ross only looked at the ground, whispering a 'thank you' that Y/n thankfully heard. Ross turned to look at Robert and Roy to see them giggling to one another
"you look like a glittery emo." Roy laughed. Ross scrunched his face up in anoyence
"At least I don't look like a failed aborted fox fetus." He spat out. Roy looked at him in shock as Robert burst out laughing
Ross heard your light giggle from behind him as a warm smile spread across his face
If anyone even dared to make fun of you, they're gonna be so insicure when Ross is done with them
Like, I can see him just judging them over the smallest things, they shut their mouth as fast as they opened it
When it comes to your accessories Ross couldn't give a crap. Like, if he saw your accessories he would just leave them be
But if you didn't pick them up he'll just give you a little reminder
#spooky month x reader#spooky month#sm hatzgang#hatzgang x reader#hatzgang#sm ross x reader#sm ross#sm robert x reader#sm robert#sm roy x reader#sm roy#gn reader#scene reader
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Johanna, I don't feel confident in my body as a butch and I'm not sure what to do... I feel so excited seeing other masc/butch/studs and they look so strong and cool, but working out often leads to a relapse for me. Ik butches come in all shapes & sizes but I still can't help feeling like I'm an 'ugly/bad' one. Do you have any advice? Or know any bible verses that might help?
Hello, beloved!
I know firsthand how painful self-image issues can be! I'm sorry you're struggling with this right now, and I hope I can be of help. I'm going to put some verses/reflections after a "keep reading" at the bottom, so I can quote things in full and not make this the longest post ever on people's dashes. :) Here are some thoughts:
You not working out sounds like an act of self-care and protection--honor that. That is a strength and I'm proud of you for knowing yourself. As someone who doesn't do much exercise because of fatigue/pain (and the potential of it leading similar places as you), I've had to find other ways to connect with my body. I obviously don't know your journey or what things are specifically triggering to you, but I've found a lot of joy in things like yoga, that don't have anything to do with numbers or looks. And besides those kind of practices, there's things like learning to bake or knit or really anything that has a physical element. Finding non-triggering ways to move and connect with your body is really valuable and I pray you can find that.
One of the pieces of advice that's most helped me is actually "fake it till you make it." Which I know sounds dumb and corny but I've turned it into a question: "What would I do/say/wear right now if I loved/cared about/valued myself?" And then I.... do/say/wear that. Not fake it as in lie to yourself, but fake it as in start creating a life in which you care for yourself now, if you don't feel good about yourself. Obviously easier said than done, but it's been such a great exercise. I spent many years saying "Okay, what would today look like if I cared about myself? I don't, not yet, but what would I do?" And the answer was that I would go outside, or take my meds, or stand up for myself, or wear funky lipstick. And slowly, somewhere along the way, I didn't have to fake it anymore. So much of self-confidence/acceptance for me has been about doing. Our relationship with ourselves fluctuates, and some days we just wake up and feel horrible about ourselves. But we can continue caring for ourselves through that, hoping that tomorrow will be different. And when tomorrow's different, future you will be glad you took care of yourself today.
You, as you are now, are worthy of care and cool outfits and love. Self-confidence is a lovely thing to have, and it can be a goal for all of us, but you are still whole and valuable without it. Maybe you can't be confident right now. It's hard but it's okay. What else are you? Creative? Kind? Determined? You don't have to like your body to live in/with it. A lot of people find body neutrality a more useful framework than body positivity for this reason. I don't always have to think I'm attractive/sexy/beautiful, I just live here. My body matters because it exists.
And try this on for size: What if you're ugly? That's a subjective word that I think is horrible to use about other people, but genuinely, like, let's say that was a thing. What would change? People I don't personally find attractive are still worthy of existence and love and identity. People who don't/can't fit standards of beauty are still people. I had to deconstruct my ideas of what it meant to be attractive before I could ever consider myself attractive. I'm sure you've met someone that you didn't find particularly attractive. Hopefully you just... treated them normally. What would that look like if you approached yourself that way, as just... a person?
As a femme, I promise I have loved and valued butches of all shapes and sizes. :) I've felt similar unworthy feelings looking up to other femmes, but part of figuring everything out has been finding where I exist and what inspiration I take from others, not how I can look exactly like them. I'm inspired every day by people of all presentations, and a lot of what I'm inspired by is just people being themselves! That excitement you feel seeing other people like you? Don't let that be because you hate who you are now. Try to let that be because you want to heal, because you want to exist peacefully with yourself. I would also bet that part of your excitement is self-identification. You see yourself in other butches--you see who you already are as well as who you want to become. Find community in others, not envy. Envy festers and turns to resentment. Community betters others as well as yourself. And I promise, the people you look up to have had to reckon with this, too. The buffest most handsome butch in the world has had to carve out a space for themselves, has had to work for their confidence, and sometimes looks in the mirror and doesn't like what they see.
Butchness/masculinity is so diverse and that's what I love about it! If you find yourself only looking up to a certain kind of a person, I would try widening your idea of masculinity/beauty. I've had to reckon with my own prejudice re: body types, and learned how much my self-hatred was just... not being comfortable with the idea of myself (and therefore other people) being fat. When all the people I envied/looked up to were the same body type, of course it did numbers on my self-esteem! There are other butches who have your body type, and I'm assuming you would never call them ugly or bad! See if you can let that respect you have for others exist for yourself as well.
I would also point that disability inherently challenges our standards of beauty. I don't know if you would use that term for yourself, but any kind of health issue, including a mental illness, changes how we physically exist. You may not be able to live up to a certain standard or physically exist in your ideal way because of your health/struggles/experiences. This is normal for everyone, but especially for anyone disabled/with ill health. Give yourself grace to rest and heal from what you've been through.
I promise you, whatever you look like, however you interact with masculinity and present, there are people who will value you, not despite those things, but because of them. I have always valued the strength of butches/mascs/studs--not in a "how much do they deadlift" way, but in a "wow, to exist in this world and embrace masculinity in a healthy way, to present every day in a body that is marginalized against and shamed, to carve out a subculture and style despite it all, takes so much f***ing strength!" That's the strength I see in my past partners and masc friends. You are strong, now. You are opening up and owning your identity and knowing your body/mind and continuing through pain. That's strong and also super cool!
But I understand: knowing things logically doesn't mean we feel them/believe them. We can learn as much as we want about diversity and different standards of beauty, but still feel horrible about ourselves. There's no easy way out of habits our brains get into. Let your knowledge/values and your personal feelings coexist. We're biased--we see our bodies every day at all their dirtiest most embarrassing moments. Our emotions change how we see ourselves. That's not inherently bad, it's just something to remember. I always look hotter when I've accomplished something. :) Our ideas about ourselves get reflected back at us. We must learn to let our feelings about ourselves fluctuate, while the knowledge of our value and the care we have for ourselves stays.
Existing peacefully with yourself doesn't happen overnight, and Bible verses don't fix you, but that's okay. You don't have to know what to do, you just have to start. And then you have to keep going, and it's hard, and sometimes relapse/self-hatred seems easier, but it isn't, really. Not in the long run. I'm glad I had to learn how to accept myself, had to work for this. I'm much stronger and more grateful. I'll pray for the same for you.
It's a journey, and societal prejudice complicates it, and health issues/past pain slow it down, and God is with you always, and I'm in your corner, and you got this.
<3 Johanna
Some verses for you! These words, passed down over millennia, aren't magical or a replacement for therapy, but they do matter. God wants us to have them. And they're honest: they're real people's thoughts on and descriptions of their life and God's existence.
Starting out basic: we're created in God's image, imago dei. This means something different to everyone, but for this conversation I will emphasize the line after this statement. Our physicality, our bodies, are included in this passage. I'm not making a statement about the number of genders that exist (God created light and dark and we still experience sunset; the creation myth utilizes dualities not to limit us but to be poetic, encompass diversity, and include extreme opposites; the myth was written by a culture with a certain understanding of gender/sex; etc. etc.) but to point out that we are created physically, deliberately, in the image of God. However our bodies exist, whatever they can achieve, however we're viewed by others, we exist in relation to, in honor of, and because of God. Male and female both embody the image of God in this passage. We are told specifically that different kinds of bodies are imago dei; "male and female" would have encompassed every human to the people writing/translating this passage, so in fact we're told that every body is. This means you too, beloved. Your body, your ability, your gender--they're God-given/embodied. Your body is how you exist on this earth, how you care for yourself and others, how other people recognize and imagine you. You are here physically to love and be loved, and God did that on purpose.
So God created mankind in his own image,
in the image of God he created them;
male and female he created them.
Genesis 1:27
This verse is a bit overquoted, but for a reason, I think. This is an awesome verse. "Fearfully and wonderfully" is such a great line. But the lines after are just as important right now: the poet knows that what God made is wonderful, and therefore they have to include themselves. For our conversation: we know butches are diverse and strong and cool and wonderful. You are one too. We can't praise God's creation without honoring ourselves; we can't appreciate butches without including you.
I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made;
your works are wonderful,
I know that full well.
Psalm 139:14
Also overquoted but still loved. In context, Samuel is finding the next king to anoint, and he's seeing some worthy-looking sons of Jesse, but God tells him to stop looking where people would look, to not choose based on appearance or height. This isn't really a story about looks--the chosen David isn't weird-looking or anything--but it does include this rebuke from God when Samuel starts thinking too much like a person, with societal prejudices and automatic assumptions. To me, this is a reminder of the God who sees. The God who knows who we are, even we can't find a way to express it to others. If your identity/characteristics aren't obvious from looking, or if people are prejudiced against how you look, God knows the truth. That doesn't automatically make it okay, but at the very least it means there's somewhere out there who sees.
"The LORD does not look at the things people look at. People look at the outward appearance, but the LORD looks at the heart."
Samuel 16:7
If you want a stunning sermon on the second sentence here, Dr. King gave one. But for right now, I want to connect it to the preceding sentence. We should not conform to the pattern of this world in how we offer our bodies. We must be transformed, renewing our mind, existing in and using our bodies in ways holy and pleasing to God. King names this sentence's call to us to be a "transformed nonconformist." How can you transform your relationship with your body while not conforming? Existing as a butch, I would argue, inherently accomplishes that--so embrace it.
Therefore, I urge you, brothers and sisters, in view of God's mercy, to offer your bodies as a living sacrifice, holy and pleasing to God--this is your true and proper worship. Do not conform to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind.
Romans 12:1-2
Okay, I genuinely wasn't expecting to find a Bible passage about how much working out matters in the long run, but what do you know. First we start with a reminder of appreciating God's creation, like in our psalm. And then we're reminded of what really matters. "Train yourself to be godly" is most definitely in the Instagram bios of multiple Christian gym bros, but I bet we can also take it seriously. Sometimes we need to be reminded of what really matters, of what will last. I'll be grateful in 50 years that I did some exercise, yes, but more than that, I'll be grateful that I was myself, that I loved openly. All of us (barring a tragic death) will grow weaker with age. This is a gift, to survive, to rest. What will we have then? And what will matter in the present life and the life to come? We are created in the image of God but we are not defined by our bodies.
For everything God created is good, and nothing is to be rejected if it is received with thanksgiving . . . [T]rain yourself to be godly. For physical training is of some value, but godliness has value for all things, holding promise for both the present life and the life to come.
1 Timothy 4, 7-8
Okay, the famous verse, my body is a temple, we get it. Honestly, I can't even verify if Paul is talking about a person's body in this passage--he seems to be talking about a community rather than an individual. But nevertheless, whether personally or as a group, what does being a temple mean? This is temple not just in the sense of "this is where we worship God" or "this is a special place," but temple in the sense of "this is literally where God lives." Imago dei. We are God's temple because we embody God. What does that mean to you? How will you take care of yourself/speak to yourself with that knowledge?
Don't you know that you yourselves are God's temple and that God's Spirit dwells in your midst?
1 Corinthians 3:16
That's what I got right now, beloved. Over and over, we are told we are beloved, including our physical bodies. Go forth and be the strong and cool butch you already are, and grow into confidence when you find it.
<3 Johanna (again)
#asks#edit: any butches in the notes pls feel free to share your experience/thoughts! i am a lover of/ally to butches#but obviously do not have that lived experience
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Some of these quotes are too long to fit the options, but I'm counting on your brainrots to remember the full thing 🙏
-> Other seasons
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So what’s your theories on how the parallels will possibly work in ep8? We are going to see Hawk hurt/betray Tim is some way in the late 50s whether that’ll be exactly like the book or similar we’re not sure yet but since ep7 ended with Tim walking out on Hawk saying he’s done with him and free of him I can’t see ep8 having the same thing? So I’m hoping Tim already knows about Hawk’s betrayal orrrrr he doesn’t but doesn’t care now.
I have no idea how they're going to handle the betrayal in 57. It's clearly there in some capacity but what that is remains to be seen. Someone mentioned earlier, I'm sorry I can't remember who, that the fact Tim is dying is going to change how he handles this kind of news. There won't be a time in the future where they will have the opportunity to make up. This is it. This is all they have and I don't see Tim throwing that away because of something that happened 30 years ago. Something that Hawk has clearly always regretted doing. Their story ending with Tim full of anger towards Hawk doesn't seem like a choice they would make.
As for the others, I think we're definitely getting a mutual I love you. They're going to show the first time they said it to each other in 57 so I don't see them missing the opportunity to parallel that with the last time they're going to be able to say it to one another. I have changed my mind about the assisted suicide part though. Tim's line from his hospital bed about wanting to fight doesn't really fit with taking his own life, so unless the context of that promo quote is entirely different, I no longer think that will happen.
We know what's going to happen to Tim. The question we have is what will become of Hawk? In 1957, and for most of his life, Hawk chose self preservation. He didn't fight for change or even the opportunity to live his truth, and I still believe changing that is how the show will end. I think the gala will be important for many reasons, but one of them will be the contact Tim wants to meet. The contact has no interest in having that meeting or discussing the topic of AIDS with anyone. Past Hawk would let it drop. He wouldn't want his name associated with a meeting like that. Hawk of 1986 though, I don't think will let it drop. It's Tim's final wish. He will get something done one way or another but I think it will involve certain people knowing his Truth and him having to learn to be okay with that.
I could be way off but there aren't a lot of other ways they could go that would be satisfying. Happy isn't an option but we need a satisfying end. And him running off to Milan to keep pretending with Lucy would, to me at least,mean he learned absolutely nothing and I just don't see them doing that. But we will see.
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