yk "kitty stroll agenda" had to do it.

I hate him, amen 👍 🙏

I have been sitting on so much cursed information and I don't know if sharing this will make me feel better or worse about it but here goes.

The worst possible OFMD modern au concept comes from Rhys Darby himself and Taika is a fucking accessory to his nonsense.

Here's the link

[ID: text from the article linked that reads:

"In an interview with Waititi and Darby, Malay Mail asked the actors to imagine what their characters would be doing to deal with their midlife crisis instead of pirating if they were alive today.

"That’s a good question, I think Blackbeard would be trying to be a deejay,” said Waititi who also directed the first episode.

"He’d be trying to record an album with his mates in a garage somewhere working on their songs about how cool it was growing up in the ‘80s.”

Darby thinks his character Bonnet would be part of the ongoing space race that seems to be the go-to activity for the privileged few with bottomless bank accounts.

"I was going to say space exploration because that’s like the biggest risk these days,” Darby said." End image description]

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i hate them

Matching death anniversary 😘

idk if it was a good idea man msorry

it’s my blog and i can add snippets of brain rot here if i want to

“Here, I found this.” Zagreus presses the bottle into Thanatos’s hand. “Open, let’s drink it together right now.”

Thanatos hesitates. His internal clock chimes impatiently. There’s so much work to do. But Zagreus’s cheeks are pink and warm. He touches his lips to Zagreus’s cheek and feels the blood rushing within, life so close to the surface of his skin. He brings the bottle to his lips and pulls the stopper out with his teeth.

The first sip of nectar always tastes like the moment Zagreus pushes him against the thick feather bed in his room, the space between heartbeats and between kisses, the sweetness of a kiss, the heaviness of Zagreus’s warm body over his. He lets it wash over him, this small luxury in a line of small luxuries he’s been enjoying since he let himself be loved. Zagreus kisses a drop from his lips and swallows eagerly. Thanatos brings the bottle to Zagreus’s mouth and carefully tips it, watching the glowing golden liquid pour past his lips. A thin line of nectar drips down his chin. Thanatos licks it up and feels it burst on his tongue.

“Doesn’t drinking this make you hate the Olympians just a little?” Zagreus whispers. “When I get up there, I’ll bring a whole mountain of nectar down to you. I love the look on your face when you drink it.”

from facade

two halves of the same soul;

seven rings for seven years in total;

black versus white eye color symbolism;

double black, the start of the greatest partnership.

I keep seeing snippets of the prisoner's throne (which I am yet to read) and one of the snippets is cardan saying liar "fondly" and I just want holly black to put me out of my misery and let me bloody perish.

I've been drawing Chuuya with heterchromia for years, since my second or third drawing of him, and now everyone is doing it.

Can't have shit in this fandom, lol.

OH MY GOD 😿

"@astonmartin @lance_stroll #oneteam"

He’s always been watching his lil boy so proudly🥺💞

I’m so sorry vannimarco shippers I rly wanted to draw this idea that I’m my head was SO funny. But I can’t fucking draw rn and it looks like ass and in practice wasn’t funny at all

— Can someone shoot me in the head.

AO3 is fucking insane. I’m putting my kinktober stuff on there and was adding the relationship tags in, AND WHO THE FUCKS BEEN WRITING WILL BYERS FROM STRANGER THINGS WITH ALICENT HIGHTOWER????

SPOLIERS FOR EP 96:

ANNABEL, MY HEART SHATTERED AT THE SAME TIME. YOU’RE NOT ALONE

(Seriously, I’m never recovering from ep 96.)