I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

Full of Desires

I’M LOVING THIS NEW SELF ESTEEM LIKE THE ONE I HAD AT SEVENTEEN SO UNFAZED BY THE WORLD AND IT SCREAMS AND IT SCREAMS!!! AND I SCREAM!!! imdoingitagaindoingitagainBABYdoingitagaindoingitagainBABYdoingitagaindoingitagainBABYdoingitagaindoingitagainimdoingitagainimdoingitagaindoingitagainBABYdoingitagaindoingitagainBABYdoingitagaindoingitagainBABYdoingitagaindoingitagainimdoingitagain I’M ON A NEW LEVEL SOMETHING’S GOT ME FEELIN’ SO GOOD!!!! MY ENERGY IS THROUGH THE ROOF!!! YEAH NOTHING’S GONNA STOP ME NOW!!!

y’know what? FUCK you. i’m putting your ass in the control group. *injects you with boring saline instead of the fun and exciting glowing green goo i originally had planned*

The only thing better than a woman’s slow teasing titty drop from her shirt is when she drops her titties right into my mouth. 🤤

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Breeding as a concept? Amazing

Mentions of breeding/getting pregnant during dirty talk? Outstanding

Real life pregnancy? No. Horrifying. Never. Hard pass. Worst thing imaginable.

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Everyone “hates” Mike in the FNAF movie..

man the thing is joel on hermitcraft. his whole bit is “mean girl with a fragile ego” can you IMAGINE throwing him in a room with hermitcraft’s OTHER mean girls. like iskall. or cleo. or, in the other direction, it sounds like he’s already gotten in shit with hermitcraft’s other “talks big, fragile ego”, which is to say, doc. can you IMAGINE the level of sarcastic sniping this would reach. can you picture it. more importantly: can you picture joel in a room where he is forced to confront BIGGER MEAN GIRLS THAN HIM. I am preemptively delighted,

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