The Borrower In My Walls (Chapter I)

Hehehe, Sneeg fic!

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Sneeg was a borrower that lived in many peoples walls, He was caught often or left himself because of the lack of food. However, this house was almost perfect! True there was a big family living there with a lot of guests but they left often and left out a lot of food!

There was a blonde haired tall man with 3 kids, Oh god they were chaotic, really loud as well... there was one with matching blonde hair that was the loudest and probably the youngest, there was a pink-haired one which was calmer and liked to read books and then there was a brown-haired kid who was in the middle. The blonde haired kid always had a mess in his room so it was the easiest to "Borrow" from, anything missing would be blamed on the messes he made. Sneeg does not know much about the guests that visit, he often hears the name ran-ranbo, ranboo or something and tub-o, He can't memorize them.

Phil once came home from the park and it was really late, Sneeg did not expect him to be outside, he thought he was sleeping! Faster then light Sneeg bolted into his tunnels, leaving a mess of things he was getting for the night. Phil noticed this and thought that one of the kids made a mess...again. He cleaned up and went to sleep.

Sneeg was having a mini panic attack realizing he had almost been caught, that could have been really REALLY bad, when he was sure the human went to bed he continued his heist, he saw random bags on the table and peeked inside, there was A LOT of food, Sneeg thought the bags meant it was going to be thrown out so he took out as much food as he could and went back inside his tunnels, getting ready to sleep on his hand-made bed made from wool and matches.

Next morning:

-ALRIGHT! WHO THE FUCK TOOK ALMOST ALL OF THE GROCERIES I LEFT!- Sneeg heard the adult human yell, he realized what he had done and his antennas flew upwards and his eyes widened in fear.

-Not me! -The blonde one said

-Me neither -That was the brown haired one

-I didn't-The pink-haired said in confusion

-Well somebody took the food in here and if nobody confesses I will check the camera footage!-The adult human states.

Sneeg felt his heart stop. They had cameras. They were going to see him. They were going to KILL HIM, torture him! Maybe even put him in a jar and keep him as a pet! They were going to do experiments on him! Sell him! something awful was going to happen...But...If he left...He would not have to deal with this...He packed everything he could and when the adult went up into the attic to check the cameras he started to get out, it was going to be hard considering all 3 kids were in front of the door.

Meanwhile Phil:

-Okay now to check which one of these little shits stole all the food.-Phil pulls up the camera footage and watched closely, nobody was coming down, except for a small blur on the screen that went on the table and grabbed stuff, he thought it was a mouse but after zooming in he saw a small...Creature? it was wearing blue clothing, which looked like he just stitched random blue pieces of fabric and had antennas. He also reverted the camera footage to see the same thing peeking out of a mouse hole and getting ready to escape.

Phil bolts out of the room goes downstairs to see his sons in confusion on why he was so quickly running down the stairs, were they in that much trouble? Phil quickly notices the blue Creature near a window and grabs it on instinct.

Sneeg's heart was racing and he was squirming in the adults hand, trying to bite him but failing, he was screaming- or to say screeching and could barely see through his tears but all of them were staring at him.

-LET ME GO! LET ME GO! PLEASE! I'M SORRY! I WILL LEAVE! LET ME GO! DON'T HURT ME! -Sneeg was blurting out each word.

-D-dad what the fuck is that?!-The brown haired person shouts in confusion

-I-I don't know!-The adult says while tightening his grip, which makes the creature screech more.

Phil notices an empty jar on the table and puts the thing in there, which calms him down enough to stop screaming but still makes him even more panicked.

-L-LET ME OUT! I DON'T WANT TO BE A PET! I DON'T WANT TO BE ENSLAVED! I WANNA LEAVE! PLEASE!-Sneeg kept crying out.

-Uhm...What do we do with it?-The blonde kid tunes in.

-Well, we are not keeping him, he is clearly terrified but he has certain injuries that caught my attention...Also yes he was the one stealing the food.

-Eh whatever, I'm going back to my room to read-The pink haired one spoke up and went to his room.

Sneeg rolled up in a ball and was crying, for a long time until the lid of the jar opened up and the adult dropped some food in it, he was right, he was going to be a pet.

After eating the blonde kid picks up the jar and heads to his room, Sneeg is panicking being picked up but gets used to it quickly.

-Soo, how long have you been here?-He asks, Sneeg does not answer, still scared.

The kid taps the glass on the jar to have him speak up.

-A-A few months! d-don't do that again please...-Sneeg speaks up.

-Well, I'm Tommy! What's your name little one?-Tommy introduces himself, but Sneeg stays quiet for a few minutes before quietly saying:

-Sneeg.

-Nice to meet you.

-P-Please let me out, I don't want to be a pet...Please...

-Pet? You are not a pet?- Phil said you had some injuries he wants to help out with.

-O-oh...Can you still let me out?..

-Nuh uh, you will run away!

-I won't! please! I don't wanna be in here anymore!

-Ugh fine! but if you run away You and I are going to be in so much trouble.- Tommy opens the lid and pulls Sneeg out with his hand.

-No. Running. Away-He says while placing Sneeg on his bed, he does not run, even if he really wants to, Tommy will outrun him.

I’ve been so damn sleepy lately- but omg Origins SMP revival?? in this day and age?? Don’t mind if I do~

I’ve watched the Rats SMP Crossovers aswell and it has totally rekindled my love for O!Sneeg and O!Philza. They are two broken half of one whole and I love how their friendship has just impacted both of their life’s so much ahhh

Don’t mind me drawing some sleeby bois to cope with my sleepiness

I'm back, how are you? Have you drank water today also any new headcannons you like?

-K

I am good- and yes I have drank water.... As for headcannons- I might as well post this one au I've had in mind for awhile

Puffy (aunt), Dream (brother), Quackity (brother), and Tubbo(brother) are humans with the youngest being Tommy- extended family Sneeg and Scott (uncles/cousins)

Phil (dad), Techno (brother), Wilbur (brother), and Niki (cousin) are fae with the youngest being Ranboo- extended family being Sapnap (cousin) (who's dating a fairy named Karl)

Now for the actual au-

When Ranboo was a baby- before he was even a year old- a fae came and kidnapped him, and left him abandoned in the woods

At the same time those same trickster fae kidnapped little baby fairy Tommy and used enchantments to make him look like a human baby, and replaced him in the nursery where they had taken Ranboo- without the humans even knowing this happened, so they were tricked into raising a fairy like a human (changeling-)

The fairy family that Tommy was taken from, did notice their youngest being kidnapped- but they were too late. They went out into the woods to try and find him, but instead all they could find was baby Ranboo left alone in the woods- so Philza (the oldest in the family) decided to shrink the baby down to fae size, and they would raise it as their own

So basically- Ranboo is raised with the sbi as a fae, and Tommy is with Dream and Tubbo (this made up family dynamic that I came up with-) as a human- Tommy is not a human, and Ranboo is not a fairy

While Phil raises Ranboo, every morning he redoes the spell to make sure Ranboo doesn't grow back to human size (and when Ranboo is old enough to ask- he's just told he has a sickness and this spell is a daily medicine for it- and Phil boops his nose and casts it, and avoids telling Ranboo the truth for another day-) and Phil has a mask and pair of glasses for Ranboo to wear when they're around other fae so nobody will realize that Ranboo doesn't look like a fairy-

When Tommy is around the age of 16 (that age range-) he goes into the woods- and meets a fae- or at least they both think they're a fae(?)

Tommy meets Ranboo- someone who he thinks is a shrunken human at first but Ranboo explains he's just a fairy

Ranboo and Tommy become friends and Ranboo becomes curious about humans- and Tommy is curious about fae

Because of this, Tommy introduces Ranboo to his family- and Ranboo keeps the secret of him sneaking off to see humans, secret from his family

After awhile, Ranboo hears some stories about changelings from he humans- mainly just some myths and legends but...m he realizes this explains alot- ("wait..... I'm the only person in my family that doesn't look like a fairy- hold on a second!")

Ranboo asks about changelings- and finally he gets his answer- he learns a bit about the baby that was taken from Phil as well, who was originally named Theseus, but probably has a different name now because of whatever humans they ended up with

Then Ranboo goes to visit Tubbo and Tommy again- but now the entire human family is freaking out as Tommy is in immense pain and transforming into something- and Ranboo realizes, he should probably get his fae family's help

Turns out- Tommy is a changeling, and the spell the fae who kidnapped him used to make him look like a human, has worn off- so now Tommy is growing fangs, wings, pointed ears, his eyes are changing color, and other things- such as shrinking

Phil is able to help Tommy to not feel as much pain during the transformation- but he can't stop it

So then while the kids are in the other room making sure Tommy is okay- everyone else gets to talking and they figure out that Ranboo and Tommy are the fae and human babies that were switched

I did it! I finally made this au!!!!!!

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I had a story idea that takes place in the osmp. Hybrid hunters come into the area and while the human sized and larger hybrids can fight them, Wilbur noms the tinies and disappears into the floor to keep them safe. idk if you want to write it or not, its just an idea I had a 1:00 am.

I absolutely love this idea and I know it took forever to write but it was honestly it was so fun 💖

Also you didn’t specify who was big or tiny (besides Wilbur, obviously) so youre getting some headcanon heights on this one >:) (this also might be why it took so long lmao sorry)

(also also, Wilbur is about 8 ft tall in this. Idk why, I just wanted him to be)

tw: vore, swearing

Gunshots fired as the human hunters tried desperately to catch Wilbur. He was being chased by around 5 or 6 of them and couldn’t afford to be caught, not while he had his friends with him. Behind him he heard the swoop in of powerful wings and an explosion that just barely grazed him with heat. Phil and Scott. Wilbur ran faster with the renewed hope that maybe he could get get himself and the tiny friends in his stomach to safety.

The night had started like any other, until Techno had burst into the pub with a panicked look on his usually stoic face. The change in his behavior made Wilbur shiver, and Phil seemed to get the same impression, given that he immediately went to Techno to see what was wrong. Techno explained that he had seen hybrid hunters in the woods and, being a human himself, gained their trust enough to lead them in the opposite direction of the pub, giving the halflings at least a little time before the hunters would realize their mistake and actually find them.

And of course everyone decided that Wilbur would be the best option to keep the smaller hybrids safe because they “couldn’t defend themselves against the hunters.” Well, just because Wilbur was bigger didn’t mean he was automatically some trained fighter. The best he had going for him were his claws, and even those couldn’t get him that far. But at least he could hide.

At least…he thought he could. The game plan that the hybrids quickly made up at the pub was that the larger hybrids would fight the hunters while Wilbur swallowed the smaller ones and sunk underground to hide them. He had done it with Tommy before, so what was the harm in it?

A lot, apparently, since having one person in your stomach is apparently a lot less cumbersome than five, all varying sizes and…textures? Was that the right term to describe whatever he felt when Charlie moved? Wilbur didn’t know, he just knew that feeling six inch tall avian Tommy moving in his gut felt a lot different when he was accompanied by Tubbo, Sneeg, Charlie, and Fundy, who were five inches, three inches, a foot, and a foot and a half, respectively. Needless to say, he felt a bit full. And slower. And if they kept moving around like that they’d make him nauseous, too.

Things only got worse when he realized that as cool as it was that anyone he ate could walk through walls with him, that’s all he had ever attempted with anyone inside. So when he tried to hide in the ground with them as the hunters approached, he was regretfully informed by Charlie that everyone else besides him needed oxygen, and currently couldn’t breath. Wilbur panicked and went to the surface, being immediately spotted by the hunters that had been walking over head, (which probably could have been avoided if Wilbur had remembered that going invisible was a conscious decision and not a reflex), which led to his current situation.

He felt the already cramped occupants of his belly sliding back and forth uncomfortably as Wilbur zig-zagged in an attempt to lose the hunters that hadn’t been stopped by Phil or Scott. A few more chasing him fell into giant spider webs that had been hidden amongst the trees, curtesy of Jschlatt, probably, as Wilbur ran on towards an oncoming drop off that he hoped would be enough to lose the hunters and buy him a little time.

“Could you maybe slow down just a bit?!” Wilbur heard Fundy yell as he felt the fox hybrid slam against the top of his stomach as Wilbur slid down the hill, and then slam down again as Wilbur reached the bottom and continued to run. “Sorry, let me just slow down and get us all murdered by hunters for your convenience.” Wilbur shot back. “You have no room to complain, your the one making us all cramped.” Tubbo muttered. “Yeah, Wil, spit him out. Maybe if the hunters catch him they’ll leave us alone!” Tommy snickered as Wilbur felt him hit the bottom of his stomach a good few seconds after everyone else. Fucking feather falling bastard. A few others retorted that it’d be a necessary sacrifice if the time came and soon enough Wilbur had to deal with all of the tinies shoving at and yelling at each other.

“Would you all please settle down and shut up!!” Wilbur yelled as he punched himself in the stomach, getting various complaints from the gesture.

“They giving you a hard time?” Wilbur heard from behind him. The phantling didn’t even need to see his face to know who it was, but Tubbo helpfully supplied the information anyways, recognizing the voice as well. “Ranboo!!”

Wilbur laughed slightly at how excited Tubbo got from just hearing the enderian, before turning to face him. “As always. Hows everyone else?”

“Holding up.” Ranboo answered. “Jack managed to find the hunters set up and burn most of their supplies.” Wilbur chuckled at that. “At least he can do something. Hey, by any chance, do you know where I could hide to keep from being killed by the hunters chasing me?” As if on que, a couple hunters burst from surrounding fauna and tried to attack before Ranboo grabbed Wilbur’s arm and teleported out of the humans’ view.

“Why not just go underground like we talked about?” Ranboo continued as if nothing had happened and as if Wilbur and everyone in him didn’t feel jetlagged from the sudden teleportation. Wilbur shook his head a bit to clear his mind before answering. “Apparently people need oxygen.” Ranboo cringed. “…right. Well, I might know a place, if Tubbo says it’s alright to disclose.” Ranboo stated, pointing to Wilbur’s stomach.

“Ooohhhh, right, the secret base-thing. You can tell him it’s alright, Wil.” Tubbo answered. Wilbur’s look shifted to one of confusion as he looked back up at Ranboo. “Since when do you and Tubbo have a secret base??”

“I’m going to assume that means it’s alright by him if I talk about it.” Ranboo said. “It’s by the shoreside under the water of the lake Niki lives in. She can probably cover for you from there.” Wilbur beamed. “Ranboo, that’s brilliant!!” He said as he took off running towards the lake. “Your welcome!” Ranboo shouted before teleporting back to deal with the hunters he had helped Wilbur escape from.

It had taken practically no time and only a small bit of complaining before Wilbur and his stowaways had reached the lake, where hunters were just going up to to refill canteens. A smug grin grew on Wilbur’s face as he watched his friend rise to the surface of the water and use her tail to drench the unsuspecting hunters in water. The startled humans floundered for a moment before finally noticing the nearly twenty foot tall siren that had come to the surface. They tried to reach for their guns but were to slow as Nikis tail slammed into them and sent them flying.

Realizing this was his chance, Wilbur sprinted up to the waterside. Niki was about to swat him too before she realized who he was, and Wilbur was able to quickly explain everything to her. It wasn’t long after that that Tubbo managed to direct Wilbur to the base using verbal queues as Niki scared off any hunters that dared come to close. Soon enough Wilbur was able to safely and (more importantly) quickly fall through the floor to get to the base where he finally let himself sit down and relax. He laid a hand on his slightly distended stomach and rubbed at it out of instinct as he felt his friends press against the walls.

“It’s alright, guys.” Wilbur practically sighed out of relief. “We’re safe.”

detective soot au notes

okay so!!! as previously mentioned, wilbur in this au is a detective for hire in a city full of humans and hybrids. the real story starts with tommy stopping by wilbur's office one afternoon and asking wilbur to help him prove his innocence and find the person responsible for the murder he's been accused of committing. needless to say, wilbur's interest is peaked.

see the home distress call au post as well.

cw: mentions of discrimination and dehumanization, violence, death, and implied child neglect.

- wilbur became a private detective after quitting his prior job in law enforcement because of the way he saw hybrids treated by his peers. he believes everyone deserves equitable treatment and strives to give that to all his clients. - he has a reputation for being fair to hybrids, that's what leads tommy to go to him. if the police won't put in the effort to solve the case properly, tommy thinks that wilbur will. - the victim of the murder tommy has been accused of is a hybrid named henry. he was an older man who was often kind to the kids from the orphanage, so tommy was fond of him. the only things linking tommy to the murder are the fact he found the body and had blood on him when the police finally arrived. - hybrids often have unfair rules imposed on them by governments, especially hybrids that are considered "dangerous" - people are separated by arbitrary categories by the percentage of hybrid dna in their blood. for instance: both wilbur and phil have avian dna, but only phil is legally considered a hybrid. wilbur didn't even know he had hybrid dna until it was revealed to him during a case. - legal hybrids include: phil (avian), techno (pig), schlatt (ram), tubbo (ram), quackity (duck), niki (axolotl), ranboo (enderman and ???), sneeg (moth), fundy (fox), sam (creeper), and puffy (ram) [for now] - both wilbur and tommy are considered humans, but they both have minor hybrid traits - tommy doesn't know he even has hybrid traits - wilbur lives with phil, because phil took him in when he was younger and struggling. wilbur helps phil with the bills even though he insists he doesn't have to. - phil works as an architect - jack manifold is wilbur's begrudging secretary. he pretends he hates his job, but wilbur pays pretty well tbh - quackity owns the most popular casino in town - schlatt and tubbo are cousins, schlatt took tubbo in because the rest of their family wouldn't - schlatt works as a bartender at quackity's casino - sam works at quackity's casino, he's in charge of security - purpled also works as security at the casino - niki owns a cafe next-door to wilbur's office; he and jack get food there a lot - connor works at the library where phil, techno, niki, and ranboo have their book club, he's sometimes invited to join their meetings - connor is also a part time pizza delivery guy - ranboo lives with sneeg and calls him uncle, but they aren't blood related in the slightest - the only reason ranboo knows he has a bit of enderman in him is because sometimes he teleports across the room when he sneezes - fundy is a paper boy! wilbur gives him tips for creatively getting the paper into his hands. fundy hit wil in the face with a paper once. - eret is a fortune teller who owns a magic shop :) - tubbo and tommy are best friends, but wilbur doesn't realize this until he takes tommy with him to see schlatt - techno is the groundskeeper at the local park. he's also friends with phil and has heard of wilbur, but doesn't know he's a detective - tommy is an orphan living at an orphanage in the city. at least, well, until he gets kicked out due to being a murder suspect - wilbur insists on taking tommy home with him when tommy shows up at his office right as he's leaving. he can't just let the kid sleep on the street and he doesn't feel right leaving him alone to stay in the office. - wilbur often dresses like a gothic teacher while working (long dark coat, dark outfits, boots), but his off-duty style is a lot softer, even if it isn't much more casual, with lots of sweaters and brighter colors - he also rides a motorcycle that may or may not be named after a certain hybrid he used to fancy no he doesn't miss her what are you talking about - to note on some of the magical aspects: tommy may or may not know a few spells that helped him and some of the other kids get out of trouble... one of which makes him small and able to hide (much to wilbur and phil's chagrin and delight - depends on the day) - certain hybrids have innate abilities, ex: for insect based hybrids, they can sizeshift - speaking of which, ranboo once came home to less than a foot tall sneeg face-down on a slice of pizza. ranboo didn't ask questions.

So.....g/t fan base......what Do y’all think of Sneeg’s origin........

Choose the next FIC :] (details): https://www.tumblr.com/ana-lmao/740244499177095168/some-fics-i-want-to-make-but-cant-because-i-would?source=share

The Borrower In My Walls (Chapter 2)

Warnings: Swearing, blood, injuries.

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Sneeg slowly opens his eyes, feeling the ground move below him, squinting to see marble floor, he shots up awake and looks up to see the adult human staring at him.

-Good morning! Don't freak out- I'm trying to check your injuries and I can let you go. -The adult went straight to the point.

Sneeg nods slightly and flinches as the jar's lid lifts open, the human reaches down and grabs him gently, putting him on the marble counter. He watched as the human opens a cabinet and grabs a white box with a red cross on top of it. -Hey dad! -The brown haired human came downstairs and waves to his father. -Not now Wilbur -The brown haired kids name was Wilbur... -Bu- Wilbur was cut off by Phil. -Give me a minute Will, I'm busy, I gotta go outside and get stuff for him -The adult points at Sneeg. Wilbur grunts as Phil walks out of the house, looking annoyed at Sneeg, he grabs him by his cape and dangles him. Sneeg screeches, terrified. -Oh shut up, you're so whiny, why does dad even help you, you are just a pest. -Wilbur tightens his grip. Sneeg screams louder. As Wilbur continues to laugh, Wilbur loosens his grip. Sneeg takes this chance to fly out. -OH NO YOU DON'T YOU LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER- Wilbur grabs Sneeg by the wing and rips it. -Whoops!- Wilbur chuckles, saying it sarcastically. Sneeg bites down on his finger, Wilbur yelps and throws Sneeg at the wall, Blue blood drips down the wall, Sneeg being passed out like a dead moth. -Shit, shit, shit. -Wilbur panics. -Will...? -Tommy walks in the room, looking scared. -Uhh... I can explain! -Wilbur stutters as he tries to explain it. -What the hell Will -Techno walks in as well. -Dads going to kill you. -Techno says. Tommy rushes to pick up Sneeg and puts him pack on the counter. -I-I don't want to be a part of this... you can explain it to dad, at least clean the blood off the wall. -Tom and Techno leave Wilbur alone. -Will... -Wilbur looks behind him to see a horrified Phil. -What. did. you. do. -Phil speaks quietly but harshly. Wilbur slowly and quietly explains, watching as Phils gaze goes from anger to disappointment. -Just- Go to your room, I'll talk to you later. -Wilbur quickly leaves.

Phil looks at Wilbur and then looks at Sneeg, walking over and trying to wake him up. He hears soft whining and sighs. -Lets...Fix you up. -Phil grabs some alcohol wipes and wipes away some blood. Phil grabs some cotton and moss, making a small bed with a piece of warm fabric as a blanket and puts Sneeg there. -Goodnight.

Some fics I want to make but can't because I would be overwhelmed by all of them-

Warning: These are all G/T related, Death mention.

Little Alien (OSMP/DSMP): Sneeg falls down to earth with his parents, watching as they get killed he ends up with some humans that are nicer to him, or... at least a few.

Back from the dead (DSMP): After Slimes death, Quackity is devastated, Looking around he spots a green flash running into a mouse hole? was that always there? Slime forgot about everything, about Quackity and about everyone else as well.

Coded shift (QSMP): Slimes glitches are getting worse, instead of his usual deformation, His body starts to change in size, uncontrollably. He tries to hide it but that wont last long will it?

Mutated and Contorted (QSMP): After Sneeg was thrown into the pool of radiation to save costs, he rose out of the radiation mutated and worse then before, Only thought: KILL.

Out the TV, Back in the world (Generation Loss): After everyone supposedly died, The trio reunited, asked a bunch of questions, tried to patch the wounds. After exploring for HOURS, they found a glowing door, That was not normal. They walked in, or got.. sucked in and fell out of something, onto a wooden floor. They look up to realize, everything was huge. They all started to freak out before exiting the weird shack they were in into the real world, avoiding anyone until bumping into somebody familiar...

I really like inchlings as moths Bois, but what if they were hummingbirds?

Here, have my favorite inchling boi!

Now I really want to play as a humming bird origin- The sugar would definitely make sense aswell!

More Origin Sneeg bc he’s very neat and I like the idea of him being a MØTH!

Very rough and stupid sketches but I’m having a good time :3

Phil is always there for emotional support~

(Cross posting this from my other account so if you see this somewhere else on tumblr that’s probably my non g/t blog)

COLOR? IN MY ART? WOAH

I’m still very much obsessed with origins so please give me a little more time-

Phil and Sneeg have such an amazing dynamic they just live rent free in my head ah

Also, am I allowed to tag these mcyt g/t things with the regular ol’ g/t tag? I saw people not really wanting it in the main tag :(

Idk if someone's mentioned this before, but if you watch origen smp sneegsnag choose an origen that makes him small, and the thumbnail of his void is him with bug wings / antenna so I uh- have been thinking about him as a borrower / moth hybrid with pretty blue moth wings and feeler / antennas-

Oh I was obsessed with origin SMP… especially because of Sneeg haha

Poor litol manz got so bullied by the others- I’m glad he got himself a trident to prove his strength!

And you cannot convince me that Tubbo isn’t literally the scariest ever of the bunch- well other than Wilbur being just the most terrifying “Giant”

Don’t have a blog but I wanna say: OSMP AU: Bunny Blade is a crime boss and Sneeg is his ‘carrot’ dealer. But Sneeg is also, InchBoi side kick of the CrowFather. 1/2 -Lass

Smol man double agent for nemesis bosses who are actually bffs

I just- this is so funny to me. He just leaves Techno's after delivering carrots only to to see Phil going in, Phil sees him and they both lie "I'M STEALING INFORMATION-" "DEFINITELY JUST ARRESTING HIM-" then continue on like "holy fuck that was a close call-"

Then later Sneeg sneaks in to deliver carrots only to see Techno and Phil having tea together and gossiping-

Just fucking-

Sneeg: I'm stealing secrets for you boss *lying*

Phil internally: I don't need his secrets because we already spill so much tea- I don't want him to find out though-

Phil out loud: thanks mate- uh- keep up the good work?

Sneeg internally: holy shit that worked?

Sneeg out loud: yes boss

Phil internally: holy shit that worked?

Phil out loud: Thanks!

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Some headcanons for the Zoo Au?

I missed Zoo au so much-

There is a bee hive- and Tubbo absolutly loves to hang around the bees there, and on several occasions has made Tommy go inside to get bees.... Which doesn't always end well

At some point the zoo got a baby panther and Ranboo was able to name them Enderchest :3

There was only ever one time that Tommy was left completely alone at the zoo- and after that everyone regretted it as he lead an army of animals to "attack" the humans as a prank-

The biggest bonding experience Tommy and Techno have is sneaking into the polar bear exibit to cuddle with Steve and take naps (no Wilbur and Philza totally don't have pictures, what are you talking about- 👀)

None of the humans actually know about Tommy's Borrower tunnels, they just think that he's really good at hiding and getting around- until he tells Wilbur, to which the vet was very surprised that he was the first human Tommy trusted enough with this knowledge and not Philza

Although Wilbur loves Friend, and lines to hang out with Tommy- he does not want to be around both at once, not since that one time when Tommy fell down into her wool and got lost for an entire day-

When the holidays finally arrive, all the humans offer to let Tommy come home with them until they open the zoo back up- but he promptly declines, both not fully trusting them (the first time holidays time arrived) and not wanting to leave his home- so instead the humans show up at the closed zoo to celebrate with Tommy

Although Schlatt and Quackity lost one Borrower for their zoo- they soon gain another... two actually!!! Charlie and Sneeg- two crime Bois that are ready and reporting for duty to be the bestest spies!!!! >:3

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Dunno what I'm gonna call this au-

In this world superheroes esxsist. Some people are born with powers such as Charlie: he can size shift (although he doesn't have complete control over it, aka, it takes him a while to grow back to normal) and can turn his body/parts of his body into slime (but he himself isn't made of slime)

Charlie actually grew up with his closet freind being a Borrower named Sneeg- and even after he became an adult Sneeg still stayed with Charlie wherever they went

Recently Charlie and Sneeg move into this apartment complex, both knowing that even if Charlie has an apartment and gets a job for rent- he's still going to be a Borrower like Sneeg since that's how they spent most of their childhood

There's one problem though.... This apartment complex belongs to the hero team Innit Incorporated, a buissnuss that used to be run by the top hero before he died and his teenage kid, Tommy inherited it

The complex was supposed to be a way to have all the heros of the incorporation live close enough together in case of emergencies, but of course, a teenager can't exactly make money the way his dad did, so Tommy rents out a few apartments to keep it open

You see the main problem with Innit Incorporated is that they don't see Borrowers as people (even though they don't even know Borrowers esxsist yet) which means that Sneeg and Charlie will have to be careful when moving throughout the complex.....

Or not

Both boys are very chaotic and neither really care about being caught or seen, seeing as Charlie can just grow back to normal size and everything will be okay

And so- slowly- all the tendants of the complex each spot a Borrower

Wilbur (a hero that has the ability to turn invisible and go through walls) was the first to find and catch Sneeg. He was surprised however by how carefree and unworried the tiny person was at being trapped in a jar... So he decided to have a little fun. Wilbur let Sneeg go and told them they could continue living off supplies from his apartment (Sneeg doesn't exactly care about the rules and did tell Wil what a Borrower is) but if Wilbur ever catches him he "I- I- uuuuhhhh.... I get to uh- I get to beat you with this bucket!!". It seems like a fair enough deal to Sneeg and he's quick to agree- but after that he starts going to Wil's apartment more just to tease the hero and laugh as he fails to catch him (Sneeg and Charlie grew up playing games of cat and mouse- he knows how to not get caught)

Next to see the tinies was Tubbo. Tubbo being a hero with bee-like powers but unusually is not the size of a bee. Basically, Sneeg and Charlie were borrowing together this time (they obviously don't need to, but they wanted to, because it's fun) and didn't know that Tubbo was still home while Ranboo was out- so instead of avoiding the human, they decided to fuck with him. At first they just moved things so Tubbo wouldn't find them while he was trying to work on something (building a little contraption) but as soon as Tubbo finally spotted them, the game of cat and mouse was on. Tubbo ran around the apartment all day trying to grab, stomp on, and catch the tinies but failed everytime and only got more mad/annoyed as the tiny people laughed at his failed attempts. Obviously Charlie and Sneeg had to leave after a while, but they made it plan to visit Tubbo and continue the game (well, game to them) and see how close he could get, and once Ranboo joined in it just got even more fun.

Tommy was the first to know about Charlie, seeing as he got his dad's database of people in the city who had powers, and once he heard rumors of a tiny causing havoc he went to check out Charlie's apartment. What Tommy did not know about was Sneeg. So as Charlie acted like there was nothing out of the ordinary Sneeg did a bunch of stuff to annoy Tommy as Charlie acted like Sneeg wasn't there at all (he knew they were there, it was just fun to annoy people)- after that, everytime Tommy came to visit Charlie acted like he had no powers and was just a normal human without a Borrower brother as Tommy got more and more annoyed as Sneeg did more and more obvious things, and Charlie just pretended like nothing was happening

One of the few tendants they visit that they know won't try to catch them is Niki (she has mer powers). They try to visit her at least once a week after she first saw them and immediately awed, cooing and giving them free sweets. So the tinies obviously love to got visit her as she'll give them loads of sweet stuff, hold them gently, and just be an amazing human. (They especially love being there when any of the other tendants are there though, as the other heroes will be silently seething with anger as Niki cuddles with the tinies that "would never do anything wrong! 💖" And Charlie and Sneeg will just- smirk at the other person because they can't do anything while Niki is there)

Finally, there is The Crow Father. The hero who became #1 after Tommy's dad died. Philza (the hero's real name) did eventually get a visit from the chaotic tinies but didn't really mind as they seemed to just be chilling and weren't really causing many problems in his apartment. Of course, he couldn't interact with them as he "wasn't supposed to treat them as people", but he could just sit there and let them vibe. He also sometimes took the Charlie approach whenever Tommy would come over while the tinies were there and would just pretend they weren't, even if Tommy saw them.

Techno is just some guy in the complex (it is suspected he has powers, but nobody knows for sure, not even Tommy) and kinda just watches the chaos unfold

Basically the au is: Charlie and Sneeg are tinies with a complete disregard for the Borrower rules and a complete thirst for chaos-

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