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rowan-catsandcoffee · 7 years

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Tag! Can I pretty please get a fic of Zen and MC meeting and being sorted at Hogwarts? :3 ~ snarkymc

Snarky? More like sneaky 😄

That said, sorry it took me a while aaaaand it took a few tries before I was happy with this. The MC in this piece’s name is Mimi and i had to finagle a few things because of the time gap between these events.

This is based off of the Hogwarts Au @snarkymc and I talked about

“Mimi!” She froze at the angry voice.

It was summer. She hadn’t started her third year yet atHogwarts. There was no reason prefectJeong Ryu would be out on Diagon Alley yelling at her, not yet at least. Even Tinsel her familiar seemed to cowerbeneath her, making low threatening noises towards the other student. He was a few years older than her and theywere in the same house together, but unlike everyone else she talked to, heseemed to have some complaints about her being there.

“Jeong! How’s yoursummer going? Everything going… well?” Twirling her hair when she was anxious was abad habit, the other girls had taught her to keep it in a tight braid when theyhung out the common room. She could facethe scrutiny of Headmistress McGonagall but there was still no escaping thesteeling gaze of Jeong. She tugged herbrunette hair over her shoulder, twirling and twisting the end part through herfingers.

“Are you really still playing with dolls?” He sneered down at Tinsel. The calico stuffed animal moved on its ownneeding no prompting from others or continuous incantations. Tinsel was an enchanted stuff toy, and sadlythe reason she knew Jeong.

“Tinsel is my familiar. You know that!” It wasn’t thefirst time they’d had this argument over the years.

“Yes, but I hear that Tinsel isn’t the only thing that hasbeen known to slither out of your trunk when you get into the girls dorm.” The distance between them felt heavy, evenmore as he pressed towards her. “I swearyou’re going to be the reason we lose the house cup one of these days.”

“Jeong, that’s enough.” A nice voice called out from behind him. For the first time Mimi was able to look behind him and see someoneelse. He looked about her age, but Mimifound it hard to look away from him. Hisbrownish eyes that were almost red, and the silky white hair that was a littlebit past his shoulders, he looked strangely familiar. Though she was fairlysure they never had a class together. “Youreally shouldn’t talk to girls like tha- what is what?” He went from defending her to clearpanic. The dirt he kicked up whilebacktracking was mildly impressive, but also made her worry for Tinsel. She looked down ready to pick her up to keepher from getting filthy, as Tinsel was unable to clean herself like other cats,but found she was alone.

“Tinsel?” Lookingaround she could see Tinsel taking a few tentative steps towards the newkid. Her ears faced forward as sheneared him, fully intrigued as Mimi had been. “Tinsel no!” The guy lookedpanicked as he fell to the ground trying to cover his mouth and cower away fromher.

“Tsk.” Jeong lookedbetween the kid and Tinsel with disgust, “this is just a doll.” He stomped down hard, forcing a muffed yowlfrom Tinsel, whose legs gave way leaving her sprawled on the ground under hisboot. “You can’t have an allergic reactionto a doll! It’s not a cat, and not afamiliar.” He turned to sneer at Mimiwho had her phone up, taking pictures of him with a deepening scowl on herface. “What are you doing?”

“Gathering evidence of your animal abuse. Now get off of her before I send these tothat one adopted son of the Headmistress’s. You know how much he loves cats.”

“Fine! Come on Hyun, westill have some errands to run.” Hestarted to look a little flushed as he stepped off of Tinsel, letting herscurry back to Mimi who knelt down to pick her up.

“Actually I think I’d like to talk to her for a bit. If that’s-“

“Whatever. I can movefaster without you anyway. Meet me herein one hour, and try not to catch… whatever she is.” Jeong stomped away, still a little flusteredfrom moments ago. They watched himleave, both of them a little frozen.

Hyun was the first to move, he reached a trembling hand outtowards Tinsel. “Nice kitty.” He murmured, jumping a little when shereached out and gave a fake sniff to his hand before letting him pet her. “First time I’ve met a cat that I don’t haveto worry about… though to be honest looking at her still makes my eyes start towater.”

“Really? Sorry. Comeon Tinsel, in you go.” Mimi opened upher hoodie, momentarily flashing the hidden pocket where Tinsel could hide andcurl up. Even on the hottest day insummer she still could find any over shirt that she could add an extra insidepocket to make transporting Tinsel a little easier.

“Oh you didn’t have to, but… umm… would you like to go get adrink? There’s a little place nearby.”

Mimi nodded and let him show the way, though she had afeeling she knew where he was going. Itwasn’t the first time she’d explored these passages. In fact since learning she was a witch twosummers ago her Grandmother had been more insistent on her exploring more ofthe wizarding world herself. So whenHyun led her to the Glam Dragon it wasn’t that much of a surprise. It was a neat place run by some Witches whowere born from muggles who wanted to bring a little touch of the world theygrew up in to the Witches and Wizards who were, surprisingly, stuck behind thetimes.

“A ‘unicorn hot cocoa’ please! And for you?” He was pulling out his bag looking at hercuriously.

“You don’t have to pay for me.”

“No worries, you can get it next time.” Her chest ached at the stupidly charmingsmile he gave her.

“Okay, a ‘firebolt’?” They were muggle drinks with Wizarding world names put to them, but thewhite chocolate with silvery edible glitter with a dash of blueberry known as ‘unicornhot cocoa’ did seem to earn some double takes from the adults in the wizardingworld. It was one of her favorite placesto visit when she had the opportunity.

“So ever been to a place like this?” Hyun Ryu leaned on his palm watching hercarefully.

“A café? Yep. My mom loves going to places like this, backin the muggle world.”

“Oh you’re… born from muggles?”

“Nope.” If he wantedto know, he would have to ask. It wasn’tsomething she brought up simply because of her Grandmother. She hadn’t known her Grandmother was aliveuntil the day her letter for Hogwarts arrived, and there were some family issuesthat she learned about in a very short amount of time. It had been tough accepting the past two yearsand was still hard to talk about. Hyunscrunched his face in thought for a while before they called his name to pickup his drink.

While he was walking back, her name was called. Even as they passed each other he stilllooked lost in thought. Mimi returnedshortly after, but the concern that he was showing was already gone. “So how do you know my brother?” Hyun asked innocently enough, but stillcaused Mimi to choke on her drink while she tried to keep from laughing.

“You sure you want to know?” He gave her a nod, giving her permission to start into her story.

“What. Is. That?” The words were hissed ather shortly after the door to the compartment that she was sitting in was flownopen.

“That’s Tinsel?”

“Why is it runningaround? You should have it with yourtrunk so it could be brought up to your dorm with the rest of your toys.

“Tinsel isn’t a toy,Tinsel is my familiar! The letter saidcats were allowed.” She held out theletter as if it would protect her, but instead he just scoffed at her.

“Are you seriouslycarrying that around with you? What, doyou really think you need to prove that you belong here? Are you from a muggle family or something?”

“And if I was?” She wasn’t but the way he spat it out madeher shake with anger. He was a biggerkid, but she had her ways of dealing with him. He wore the colors of one of the houses, but she couldn’t recallwhich. Despite Grandma Yvonne trying herhardest to teach her over the summer a crash course in the Wizarding world andHogwarts, she just couldn’t retain all the information. She didn’t even know it existed beforereceiving her letter.

“If you were, I hopeyou don’t end up in my house.” He sneered,triggering her standard response. Itwasn’t one she was proud of, but she couldn’t help as the tears welled up andstarted to flow. Startling him, but frustratingMimi even more.

“That’s not,” shechoked on a sob as she tried to sound angry, “a nice thing to say.”

“Jeez, what a crybaby, sorry okay? Just keep that thingaway from me.” He rolled his eyes ather.

“Tinsel.”

“What?” He gawked at her.

“Her name’s Tinsel.”

“Fine whatever!” He slammed the door as he exited.

“I’m sorry my brother can be a bit of a jerk. “ Hyun finished his drink, giving her a pityinglook, “but that does explain why came back fuming to our compartment. Muttering about tinsel… I was so nervousbecause it was my first year and my family was all rooting for me to get intothe same house as the rest of them! Backthen I thought my brother had been anxious too, and was muttering about goingback home for Yule break. But what is with that crying thing?” He tried to hid his smile as he asked her.

“I wish I could tell you, just sometimes when someone’s up set with me it’s like I can’t help it… I hate it when it happen though.” Mimi pouted a little, trying to change the topic she fidgeted with her drink, “How did your sorting go? Mine was pretty… stressful.”

“Mine too.” Hyunlooked down into his cup.

“You know… I think I remember you! You were the one people were whispering aweird word about… ‘Malfoy’?”

“Wrong family, but I could understand the confusion.”

The sorting hat was positionedon the stool so everyone could hear it’s song as it explained out the fourdifferent houses. They all soundedvaguely familiar from the lessons her Grandmother gave, but still it felt likeit went in one ear and out the other. Despite her Grandmother trying various different ways to try and teach her.

“Hyun Ryu.” The name was called and a strange boy withshort white hair and panicked large red eyes approached. For a moment she wondered if vampires wereallowed into the school, trying to listen to the tables nearby whispering theirquestions about his family and his name.

The hat was on hishead for a while, meantime Hyun Ryu looked more panicked the longer he sat there. Finally his face dropped in defeat as the hatcalled out “Gryffindor!” His brotherJeong stood up and watched as the table of red and gold erupted and stood towelcome him.

There had been a fewmore names before Mimi was called up. Nomatter what she tried she couldn’t stop from trembling. Headmistress McGonagall watched over theproceedings, giving a calm look to all students, no matter what house wascalled. Mimi tried to focus on that and remember to relax when she hearsomething. ‘But why?’ There was a tiny whisper in her head. She tried to think of all her best memories,where she was proud, bringing up her family and how proud her Grandmother hadbeen in the blue and silver as she tried to explain the houses. ‘You’ll do fine no matter the house, don’tworry so much. But there is one whereyou’re truly meant to be.‘ “Slytherin!” The table with green and silver clapped andstood to welcome her. Jeong clapped aswell as she moved to join the same table as him, but the frown he gave her wasmore genuine.

“Okay so you’re Slytherin like my brother.” Hyun nodded, “I guessed as much. How did your family take it?”

“Mom was excited and ordered me a bunch of green stuff tohave in my room or things with snakes on them. She was overcome with house pride. Dad was… pretty confused. Grandmajust sighed but she kind of moved on. What about you? Didn’t you justsay your entire family is one house? Slytherin like your brother? How’dthey handle your house announcement?“

Hyun shrugged, “nothing can be done when a house inannounced.” He gave her a painedsmile.

“Hyun…” Mimi startedin on her concern when his name was also called by a voice behind her.

Jeong called from the doorway, “I’m done sooner than Iexpected. Let’s get going.”

“Okay!” He nodded before reaching out and grabbing Mimi’shand. “Do you think it would be okay ifwe exchanged owls and get to know each other before school starts up?”

“What about emails?”

Hyun glanced back at his brother before giving her asheepish grin. “I think owls would bebetter.”

#hogwarts au #My writing #mystic messenger #mm zen #hyun ryu #MC Mimi #request #snarkymc

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serensama · 7 years

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THE RULE: Post the last sentence you wrote (fanfic/original/anything!) and tag as many people as there are words in the sentence.

I was tagged by the lovely @snarkymc and awesome @elvendara

From this ask i received yesterday

NSFW

“See…” she panted as she picked up her pace, Zen’s hands at her hips helping her to fuck him even harder, even faster. “So… so pretty when you beg.”

Tagging these beautiful babe

@brakeyourbones @sinfulinsecret @feelsgood-anon @illneverrecover SHOW ME THE LINES GIRLS!!!

#writing tag #snarkymc #elvendara

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reluctantrfamember · 7 years

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just saw these now!!! thanks u guysss 💜💜💜

#my posts #ask #juminvzen #anon #drunkenomnist #snarkymc

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mysticmikalla · 6 years

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If you don't mind, do you have any general mysme blogs you can recommend? My dash is really dry

Sure!!!

Here is a list of some cool ppl I follow that I love seeing on my dash!! (In no particular order again!)

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@puwey

@yukina-chi

@darling-yoosung

@urban-night-cityscape

@thatrandomlittlegirl

@v-is-my-sunshine

@givevhugs

@mikaziqiart

@thwippersnapple

@pupsung

@the-chois-is-yours

@707-despair

@alice-707

@mysticplush

@jihyunkimroute

@jihyunkimderservesbetter

@love-v-ly

@relatable-messenger

@ask-team-rfa

@snarkymc

#ill update it as I remember more!!#mystic messenger

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flatsuke · 6 years

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Thoughts on Eisuke’s Season 4

Hands down, S4 has to be my favorite of all the Main Stories. In my opinion, it revealed so much about both MC and Eisuke, moreso than it did in any other story. Though I may have complaints about his S4 plot-wise, I have only good things to say about this story character-wise.

Disclaimer:

This is, in no way, a formal analysis. Rather, this is a compilation of thoughts and ramblings I’ve had about Eisuke’s S4. I apologize in advance if the organization is a bit wonky.

This is all my personal opinion, and you are not obligated to agree with me. In fact, feel free to comment your thoughts because I’d like to hear them if you have any differing ideas.

This is a long post with a lot of pictures.

There are going to be a ton of spoilers, so proceed at your own discretion.

Without further ado, let’s begin!

Thank you so much to @yoosungshoodie for talking with me every 1am about Eisuke insights :’)

@maidofstars @bolt8826 @kiserusmoke @tsundere-eevee @snarkymc @hobo4lyfe11 this might be relevant to your interests :^)

First off, I’d like to tackle a theme that appears throughout the game, but most evidently in his S4—namely:

MC’s severely low self-esteem

Throughout the game, MC’s internal monologue teeters from modest to downright self-deprecating. Being surrounded by such powerful men in a glitzy world full pomp and luxury understandably takes a toll on a person. However, I feel as if though MC in Eisuke’s routes suffers from this the most. Eisuke is a larger-than-life character who is set up to be the best at everything—be it appearance, career, intelligence, or ability. Compared to MC, who is constantly pegged by others (and herself) as “ordinary” and “plain”, she can’t help but feel she isn’t enough for him.

His S4 is peppered with these thoughts:

The most ironic (and sad) part of it all is that a lot of her self-loathing and self-sacrificial nature comes from her sheer love and devotion to Eisuke. In this scene, MC goes to Eisuke after putting up an item for auction (in order to raise bail money for Eisuke) and failing to make any profit from it.

In this scene, MC feels guilty that she and Eisuke nearly got caught by the police because she was too nervous to keep her composure in front of them. Eisuke’s quick-thinking saved them, but she still felt terrible about it.

In short, MC doesn’t feel she’s good enough a partner for Eisuke. What makes this even more ironic is that in the route right before this story (Scattered Cards), MC also struggled to be viewed as an equal to Eisuke.

Still, how does Eisuke feel about all this?

Eisuke in regards to MC’s self-esteem

Now, Eisuke is a confident person. He’s self-assured in almost everything he does, and he’s the quintessential embodiment of a self-made man. That being said, he also wants MC to feel the same way about herself. He wants her to be happy with who she is not just because they’re a couple, but also because he’s happy with who she is.

So when she puts herself down several times, Eisuke doesn’t only upset, he gets furious.

In the scene below, MC asks Eisuke if she’s a burden and suggests that she be left behind for so that he won’t get caught by the police due to her (perceived) uselessness. He becomes utterly livid at the mere suggestion.

Simply put, Eisuke does not find her lack of self-esteem endearing or charming. He loves and admires so much that the idea of anyone putting her down immediately enrages him—even if MC herself is the culprit. Eisuke wants to MC to value herself more, to be more selfish, and to love herself just as much as he loves her. Hell, he loves her so much that he would do anything for her—be it making it snow on a clear day or funding a date in outer space all because she commented about it in passing!

He acknowledges that, objectively, MC isn’t perfect. She’s naïve, she has impulsive tendencies, she can be a horrible judge of character, and she doesn’t have too much foresight. But even then, he loves her just the way she is.

Tl;dr Eisuke needs her, flaws and all. And whenever she belittles herself, he’s hurt because why can’t she see how much she means to him?

“I will never leave your side.”

This is the promise MC utters time and time again to Eisuke in his stories.

Taking Eisuke’s past into account, he was separated from his family at a young age and grew up in a cutthroat world where people were used and thrown away. Because of that, he had no concept of permanence or attachment when it came to people—at least, until MC comes into his life.

That’s why he’s so fixated with the idea of MC staying with him. Crass and tactless as it may be, whenever he says things like “you’re mine” or “you belong to me,” he’s actually trying to reassure himself that MC won’t leave him because everything and everyone before her never stayed. Eisuke isn’t easy to love, and he knows that better than anyone. But MC stayed with him despite all that.

So when Eisuke finds out MC is kidnapped and thrown in the middle of the ocean, he genuinely, visibly panics for the first time in KBTBB history.

Even after the bidders rescue her, Eisuke’s still shaken by the whole thing. When they make love in the bathroom, MC notes that Eisuke looks more desperate than usual. He, on the other hand, is still wrestling with the fact that MC almost died in his arms just a few hours ago.

When Eisuke asks MC to make a choice between their engagement and his life, MC (true to her nature) chooses his life. Eisuke’s distraught that she picked one of them instead of choosing both. The idea of MC not being in his life scares him, and, once again, he’s devastated that MC won’t understand that if she isn’t his life, then nothing would matter to him anymore.

He constantly needs reassurance that MC will be there to stay—which is why I think the last scene of his Engagement Cruise was beautifully appropriate to end the whole story.

S4’s recurring motif

If Eisuke’s Proposal was about family and his Scattered Cards about trust, then his Engagement Cruise is all about devotion.

In this story, we get to see just how much and to what extent Eisuke and MC love each other. MC was willing to put up an item for auction despite hating the auctions in order to possibly help Eisuke be freed from house arrest and police custody. Repeatedly throughout the route, she put Eisuke before herself in every decision (including hypothetical decisions) she made, even at the cost of her life. Eisuke, on the other hand, constantly tried to keep her safe from the people that targeted him, absolutely abhorred that she belittled herself for his sake, and did everything to save her when she nearly lost her life drowning.

Tl;dr His S4 is about how these two love each other so much it almost hurts.

Eisuke and MC aren’t perfect characters by any means, but the way their relationship and character develops in the narrative amazed me so much that I just had to make a post about it. If you ever feel like trying his S4, I highly recommend it! Thank you for reading this and I hope you like it :D!

#meta #kbtbb #voltage inc #kissed by the baddest bidder #eisuke ichinomiya #long post #phew i've been meaning to make this post for a while #i guess it's only appropriate i'd release this on eisuke's birth month #i gotta say though s1 eisuke/mc is hella different from s4 eisuke/mc #otp: thank you for being born

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alva-radio · 6 years

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Basically some of the shitposting I did on Discord over the span of a couple of months, but condensed because now I have over a hundred dumb things I did(and some I lost in folders or under incomprehensible names, and my traditional stuff is resting in mobile devices) and my hand is already aching from putting all these together because SOME PEOPLE(mostly looking at you Wonky (°ㅂ°╬)) push me to just post those.

In red is either the context in which some of those pictures have been made or my personal thoughts.

Thanks to @wonky-glass-ornament, @dear-mrs-otome, @regretful-otome, @meruchan, @tentoriwrites, @incubeebirb, @cavern-of-bells, @saizoswifey, @otomehideout-indecentconfessions, @otome–gokoro, @kanarenee, @eth-real, @snarkymc and a bunch of other gals for the inspiration for some of these!

#samurai love ballad party #slbp #i'm not even going to try tagging half of these characters #my body is not ready for that

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oh-my-otome · 6 years

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From this post:

@snarkymc, here you go!:

#ikemen sengoku #ishida mitsunari

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milkmynk · 6 years

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>>> SPOILERS

(Ugh, this was such a hard moment to summarize into 10 screencaps. Again, I do skip screens to stay under the 10 screencap limit, so you’ll need to connect the dots. XD)

Masamune : “It’s fine, just drop the honorific. ‘Masamune’. Go on!”

...

It worried me that Mitsunari-kun, who had been walking beside me, had been unusually quiet.

Just as I was about to ask him why, he grabbed my arm as though he had made up his mind.

Mitsunari : “Could I request that you call me ‘Mitsunari’, without adding an honorific, as well?”

MC : “Nnn... I can’t, afterall... Mitsunari-kun should remain as Mitsunari-kun.”

MC : “Then... why don’t you try calling my name without an honorific, too?”

Mitsunari : “To call MC-sama without using an honorific... I couldn’t possibly do something so rude.”

MC : “See? So this topic is closed, okay?”

When I turned to enter my room, Mitsunari-kun stopped me gently against the wall.

Mitsunari : “... MC.”

He can be such a jealous little bunny. XD Got an obstinate streak too.

@jessrine

@cococrazies

@snarkymc (This is the scene I wanted to show you!)

#ikemen sengoku #mitsunari #spoilers

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yoolee · 6 years

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Yoolee, could you please bless me with some effervescent Kenshin? You are a powerful, radiant butterfly and deserve the world~ SnarkyMC

Something in his smile is fleeting but beautiful, like effervescentbubbles rising to the surface only to disappear of some secret garden’s pond. She’sstruck with a sudden fear that he is leaving – the same fear every time heleaves, that he will go somewhere Kanetsugu can’t drag him back from, someplace he has already sent his heart and sunk his soul into, beyond where shecan grasp. Panic curls her fingers in the fabric of his sleeve, and he pauses, glowgolden and tangible in the lantern light. “Please, Lord Kenshin—” Beautiful, beautiful. “I want…you to stay.”

His fingers float through her hair, she knows they’re therebut they hardly touch. The tumble of his laugh is low and kind as the ghostly brush of his fingers. “Howkind of you to say.”

But it’s not a promise, and the lantern flickers as heleaves.

#T.T YOU ARE SO NICE TO ME #iludear #kenshin #sorry my kenshin stuff is always kind of depressing #leeff

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bronzefirebolt90 · 2 years

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🔥🔥TEASER BLAST🔥🔥 OF TRUTHS & BONDS by @zavi.james is coming September 27! #PreOrderHere: https://cutt.ly/aKSi05X (link in bio) “You’re a scientist, Quentin. One microlitre. One milligram. One decimal point. The smallest fraction can change the course of your work and endanger lives, no?” Grayson thought he could break his host – the non-believer with an iron will – until he discovered they were soulbound. By saving her life, he’s hung a death sentence over her head. All the careful plans he laid out must be pushed aside in order to convince the council that her existence is valuable. But the God of Chaos isn’t known for his congeniality. Quentin never trusted the Gods, and they have proven her right. Half of them lied to her about what she truly was, and the other half want her dead because of it. Time is running out before the council reconvene, and she has a lot to learn. For once, the books won’t help her, and she must rely on the Gods more than ever. As Quentin learns to control her powers and accept her heritage, a series of truths come to light and leave her questioning everyone around her. Elysian politics is far more complicated than she imagined, and she’s landed in the centre of it. There are no safe bets in the heavens. Everyone looks out for themselves. The Gods aren’t what they seem, but they know how to put on a show. Can you survive? *This book contains sexually explicit scenes, mature language, discussion of deceased parents and sexual assault. Not intended for readers below 18. Reader discretion is advised.* Add to your Goodreads TBR List: https://cutt.ly/iG7fzbu Bloggers sign up to review here: https://forms.gle/eFVJozbaUcvWtZ5YA #comingsoon #zavijames #needtoreaditnow #readmoreromance #needtoreaditnow #PNR #readyourheartout #wildfiremarketingsolutions #bookstagrammer #booksofinstagram #Teaser #Bookstagram #BookReels #BooksOfInstagram #FantasyBooks #EnemiesToLovers #SnarkyMCs #SnippyMCs #Grayson #QuentinAndGrayson #OTAB #Chaos #Success https://www.instagram.com/p/CiUHh-kPBBb/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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rowan-catsandcoffee · 7 years

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@snarkymc: can someone, anyone, write a fic about the RFA playing a session of D&D.

Tada! Course I don’t really know 5th edition, but I do know Pathfinder

Crux approaches the tavern, the citizens of this dreary town seem to scatter and move away from him. Inside the tavern there are various tables filled with men gathered in small groups, drinking and whispering to each other. He can make out some small muttering about “they’re after the children.”

“Yo! What do you mean they’re after the children?” Crux yells out angrily, glaring up at the men at the nearest table.

“What are you doing here lad, shouldn’t you be.. Oh! You’re a... not from around here.” The man visibly corrects himself before he can comment on his mistaking a gnome as a child.

“You got something against gnomes?” Crux puffed out his chest as a hand fell on his shoulder.

“Hail there friend, we’re all ‘not from around here’ at my table. Care to join us for a pint?” A tall blond elf in heavy armor gives him his best friendly smile. Crux eyes him carefully before shrugging, accepting that there is no ill will between the two of them. He moves to join the elf at their table, subtling mimicking the ‘I’m watching you’ gesture towards the men who had turned their backs on the outsiders.

“I’m Ailred!” The blond elf pounded a fist on his chest proudly. “Paladin of Iomedae, Goddess of justice, may she guide us all to what we deserve! Meet my companions!” He gestured around the table.

An elf with even paler hair leaned across the table, reaching a hand out eagerly, “charmed, I’m Foxfire, I’m sure you’ve heard of me. Tales of my singing is legendary across the land.”

Ailred sighed, “no it’s not.”

“Don’t worry Yo-ailred. I’m sure some day you’ll learn to be like me and have all the tavern hosts, wenches? No hosts, after you in no time.”

“I only need my Goddess on my side.”

“Right then… well little gnome, what is your name?”

“It’s Sir Crux, the magnificent and the most wonderful wizard in all of the land. Course I have heard tale of the minstril known as Foxfire! So wonderful to meet you!”

“It’s always lovely to meet a fan! Oh and this is.. Umm…” The elf gestures towards a burly human next to him.

The guy grunts, “Yejun, barbarian, can I hit something now?”

“Not right meow.” The words are purred out by the strange being next to Yejun.

“And who are you?” Crux asks, hiding a sneer under his hand.

“I’m Elizabeth darling, the most beautiful creature in all the land.” Elizabeth extends a hand, slowly pulling her hood down, showing off her white fur. Her cat ears focused forward, only twitching to the side to catch Foxfire sneezing a few times.

“Oh no, no no no. I’m not playing with him.” Foxfire yells standing on the table, pointing accusingly at Elizabeth.

“I’m ‘her’ darling. And of course we’re in group together, you’ve never had a problem with me or my darling Tobi here.” Elizabeth held up her familiar, another cat, this one calico.

“Nope, try again, I will not be playing with him like that. No.” Foxfire slurred the words through sniffles and sneezes.

“I quite like it actually. What is a babe like you doing in a tavern like this?” Crux sat down right next to Elizabeth, reaching out to gently stroke her hand.

“It’s about to be committing murder if you don’t stop it. Jae-Yejun! Take out the gnome.” Elizabeth commanded sternly.

“Yejun wants to hit something, but Yejun doesn’t have to listen to a cat lady.” Yejun smirks as Elizabeth stammers.

“That’s it. I didn’t want to play this stupid commoner’s game anyway.”

MC sighed looking around the table. “Jumin please… just… come on guys I really just want to get the story going?”

“Not if Jumin is going to play a cat! I mean it’s bad enough he’s almost completely covered the hair, but now he’s making my lovely Foxfire travel with one?”

“Foxfire doesn’t have the same allergies that you do.” Jumin stood up, straightening his suit. “I’m sorry MC, but if I’d rather not force my company on those that do not want it.” He nodded his apologies to MC before turning to Jaehee, “collect my dice and bring it to my house after you are all done here.”

“Wait Jumin, please? Come on guys… Zen is there any chance you can take some allergy medication? Don’t you think it might help?”

“Why not Zen!” Yoo-sung cheered, “give it a try and let’s get back to the game. Please? I worked really hard on him.”

“I know you did… but I don’t think allergy medication will help with this.”

“Then you can go.” Luciel elbowed him, “I’d rather travel around with a pretty cat lady than a pretty elf. Who knows… maybe Crux and Elizabeth are soulmates.”

Luciel wiggled his eyebrows at Jumin’s stoic expression. MC chewed over how to proceed with her story for a few moments before she heard a sigh. “I’d like a new character sheet please.” Jumin was handing his ‘Elizabeth’ over. The tension in her shoulders relaxed a little as she handed him a clean form.

“Awww… okay… but what are you going to play this time?”

“Anyone here allergic to Tieflings? They’re like devils…”

“Mr. Han….?” Jaehee raised an eyebrow at him.

“Tiefling rogue… I’m sure he might get away with a few things.” Jumin shifted a glance at Luciel momentarily before he started rolling the dice, making a new character.

#mymes fic #jumin han #mc #yoosung kim #luciel choi #saeyoung choi #707 #mm zen #hyun ryu #jaehee kang #snarkymc

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