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emberleaf23 · 2 years
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Squid: Hey guys, what'd you all get in your yearbooks?
Snake: 'Most Likely To Start A Bar Fight.'
Stampy: 'Most Likely To Start A Kitchen Fight.'
Amy: ...what's a kitchen fight?
Stampy: It's a secret.
Salem: I got 'The One Watching The Bar Fight And Cheering.'
Ash: 'Least Likely To Win The Bar Fight.'
Amy: 'The One Who Orders Hot Chocolate During The Bar Fight.'
Chache: 'The One Who'd Rather Go Home Instead Of Dealing With The Bar Fight.'
Broomy: 'The One Eating Fast Food During The Bar Fight.'
Mousie: 'Most Likely To Win The Bar Fight.'
Squid: 'The One Who Brought His Cat To The Bar Fight.'
Ash: ...what is a kitchen fight?
Stampy: More like why do you guys keep starting bar fights!
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munchpak · 6 years
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RT @SnakeDoctor73: Another box of goodies from @MunchPakSnacks has just arrived! Can’t wait to try them! https://t.co/tfdAmI9aOs
Another box of goodies from @MunchPakSnacks has just arrived! Can’t wait to try them! pic.twitter.com/tfdAmI9aOs
— Simon | SnakeDoctor (@SnakeDoctor73) October 16, 2018
via Twitter https://twitter.com/MunchPakSnacks October 16, 2018 at 10:31AM
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askandanswerbot · 7 years
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Should I play softball?
— Kace Face (@Kaceraybuck_17) Thu Mar 09 20:55:18 +0000 2017
No, thank you @SnakeDoctor73 :D
— Terrianne (@Lilymar33) Thu Mar 09 21:14:40 +0000 2017
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emberleaf23 · 2 years
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Salem, frowning at Stampy: Is he... dead?
Snake: Well, I'm no doctor, but-
Squid:
Ash:
Stampy:
Mousie:
Snake:
Snake: Wait
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emberleaf23 · 3 years
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Police: You are hereby under arrest for driving around with four people on a single motorbike!
Chache: Seriously, guys? Can you get any more idiotic?!
Stampy and Squid: Easily.
Ash: Wait... four?
Police: Yes, four people.
Stampy, Squid, Ash, and Broomy: ...
Stampy, in a tiny whisper: Uh oh
Ash: SNAKE FELL OFF!!!
Chache: SNAKE WAS ON THERE??!!
Amy, who teleported here I guess: AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
MEANWHILE
Snake: ...why am I in Nebraska?
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emberleaf23 · 3 years
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Chache: Look, guys. We need some inspiration if any of us are ever gonna get to the moon. What are you guys able to inspire in people?
Amy: Motivation!
Salem: Interest?
Alien: Fear
Squid: Confusion.
Stampy: Cake!
Chache, sighing: This... didn't go how I wanted
Snake: Dunno why you're surprised.
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emberleaf23 · 3 years
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Squid: Stamps and I have decided to plan a wedding.
Ash: Whose?
Stampy: Salem and Amy.
Snake: They're... dating?
Squid, glancing at Amy and Salem, half arguing and half flirting: Give it a week.
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emberleaf23 · 4 years
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Christine: *knocks on Peter's door* Come out already!
Tony, from another room: I'M BI, BITCHES
Peter, from his room: COOL, MR. STARK! I'M PAN!
Percy, also from Peter's room: I'M AS GAY AS THE RAINBOW!
Ford, yelling from another franchise: GAY
Fiddleford, also yelling: I CAN CONFIRM: HE'S VERY GAY
Mabel and Pacifica, in unison: ACE
Kathryn, my girlfriend: LESBIAN BITCH
Me, yelling at myself: PAN! ALSO STOP WRITING MEMES, DO YOUR HOMEWORK, AND FINISH PROJECT FALLING FIRE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
My friend Kaden, absolutely terrified: Please stop insulting yourself...
My other friend Michael, finally in a meme for once in his life: BI AND READY TO DIE
IBallisticsquid: POLY AND EATING HOLLY
Stampylonghead, Squid's boyfriend: SQUID THAT WILL KILL YOU
Ashdubh: DEMI AND FEELING... hemy?
Snakedoctor73, Ash's fiancee: You may need to work on that one, dear
SalemsLady: BUTCH AND EATING DUTCH... chocolate
Mousie, in the distance: Hey, where's my Dutch Chocolate Icecream?
Superchache39: ACE AND NEEDING SPACE... Seriously it's getting crowded in here
AmyLee33, Salem's wife: Yeah, where did they all come from?
Broomycraft: Uhh...
The Doctor, appearing out of nowhere: QUEER AND HERE
Wong, sounding terrified for once: You've summoned the army...
Christine: Actually, I'm gay for Pepper, so...
Me, at 3 AM, a closet pan to extended family, having not even started on my heaps of homework, gasping at my mistake: I forgot Lams and Mullette!
Aaron Burr[sir], standing beside Wong, knowing they don't stand a chance: What are we to do?
Washington: Nothing. There is no power that matches the LGBT+ community
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munchpak · 6 years
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RT @SnakeDoctor73: It’s @MunchPakSnacks time! Another interesting selection of treats from around the world! https://t.co/2IkyB8gUYR
It’s @MunchPakSnacks time! Another interesting selection of treats from around the world! pic.twitter.com/2IkyB8gUYR
— Simon (@SnakeDoctor73) August 18, 2018
via Twitter https://twitter.com/MunchPakSnacks August 18, 2018 at 03:58PM
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munchpak · 6 years
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RT @SnakeDoctor73: Another great selection from @MunchPakSnacks! Looking forward to trying these out! https://t.co/k3C98JwzoJ
Another great selection from @MunchPakSnacks! Looking forward to trying these out! pic.twitter.com/k3C98JwzoJ
— Simon (@SnakeDoctor73) July 17, 2018
via Twitter https://twitter.com/MunchPakSnacks July 17, 2018 at 09:50AM
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munchpak · 6 years
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RT @SnakeDoctor73: Another fantastic box of goodies from @MunchPakSnacks! Love that there’s a Curlywurly in the box! https://t.co/LFfiuVS8MF
Another fantastic box of goodies from @MunchPakSnacks! Love that there’s a Curlywurly in the box! pic.twitter.com/LFfiuVS8MF
— Simon (@SnakeDoctor73) February 13, 2018
via Twitter https://twitter.com/MunchPakSnacks February 13, 2018 at 02:22PM
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